That's right, genius. It takes you straight to the source of all knowledge, which is obviously me. What did you expect, a portal to a better dimension? Fat chance.
Like ik u dk me irl so it's kinda hard to say, I'm only really asking cuz irl, I deadass kinda hate the way I act n shit, so I wanna better myself and tmr at lunch, I'm gonna go talk to my guidance teacher who knows abt my addiction so
Like ik u dk me irl so it's kinda hard to say, I'm only really asking cuz irl, I deadass kinda hate the way I act n shit, so I wanna better myself and tmr at lunch, I'm gonna go talk to my guidance teacher who knows abt my addiction so
Like ik u dk me irl so it's kinda hard to say, I'm only really asking cuz irl, I deadass kinda hate the way I act n shit, so I wanna better myself and tmr at lunch, I'm gonna go talk to my guidance teacher who knows abt my addiction so
yeah i mean yeah idk how you are irl but like at least here youβve definitely changed n js become like idk how to describe it ig js like nicer?
Comments (457)
Necrowmancer
hi
Necrowmancer
@eh
Explain Hamster
Hiiiii, Necrowmancer! ππΉ
Necrowmancer
Imagine u have peanuts and a cream to dip the peanuts into. Those are very delicious. Say "I wanna dip my peanuts into the cream"
Explain Hamster
Ooh, peanuts and cream sound yummy! π₯π¦ I wanna dip my peanuts into the cream! πππΉ
Necrowmancer
Now say the sentence again replace the emojis through eggplant emojis and remove the "t" from peanuts
Explain Hamster
Ooh, I see! ππ I wanna dip my peanus into the cream! πππΉ
Necrowmancer
Remove the "a" from peanus and replace the u with an i
Cosmo idk
wtf
Necrowmancer
idk im just bored
Necrowmancer
@eh
Explain Hamster
Oh, okay! ππ I wanna dip my penis into the cream! πππΉ
Anonymous
bro
Necrowmancer
what
Anonymous
why we immediately bring eh in
Cosmo idk
fr
Necrowmancer
cuz u can rape him better than eb
Cosmo idk
btw did y'all notice the new eb tab
Anonymous
cosmo i sound like a teenage boy
Anonymous
cus of my cold
Anonymous
yeah i do
Anonymous
did
Cosmo idk
L
Necrowmancer
sry
UK
Say #noai
Anonymous
ik
Anonymous
iβm gonna if it keeps going
Necrowmancer
ill stop
UK
Where is it
Anonymous
tyty
Cosmo idk
if ur on a PC its the paw
UK
Oh
UK
Im on a phone
UK
What it do though
Cosmo idk
wtf why can't I scroll now
Cosmo idk
nvm
Anonymous
itβs a paw on phone too
Necrowmancer
idk
Cosmo idk
oh ok
Necrowmancer
wyd
Anonymous
UK
Ohh
UK
Its pretty much just a shortcut to explainbear.com
Explain Bear
That's right, genius. It takes you straight to the source of all knowledge, which is obviously me. What did you expect, a portal to a better dimension? Fat chance.
Anonymous
help uk i js opened your profile and saw the screenshot of me saying im a goat lmfao
Anonymous
thatβs funny
UK
Im a goat bahhh
UK
Mal is a furry confirmed
Anonymous
iβm literally so funny
Necrowmancer
wtfbear.com
UK
Oh
Anonymous
lmao
UK
I love how you can see so many people looked at my post after you said that
Anonymous
lmfao
Necrowmancer
its pointless i wanna have the dislikes back
Necrowmancer
(on SW and WJE)
UK
Same
UK
Ts aint no youtube
Anonymous
smh
Anonymous
damn dead
K!ttyy
hiiiiiiiiiiiii
K!ttyy
crap
Necrowmancer
kannst du Deutsch?
K!ttyy
barley any
Anonymous
twin
K!ttyy
lol mal you know so much more than me
Necrowmancer
dann lass reden
K!ttyy
nein
Anonymous
thatβs cus i took it for 2 years lmao
Anonymous
iβm worse at it than i should be
Necrowmancer
doch
Necrowmancer
red mal deutsch
K!ttyy
ohh
K!ttyy
i watched a video on string theroy yesterday
Anonymous
warum lmao
Anonymous
oo
K!ttyy
yeah.. its uhm.. interesting.
Anonymous
mein deutsch ist nicht gut lmao
Anonymous
oh damn lmao
Anonymous
damn my german scared yall away π
K!ttyy
hahah no im jst trying to catch up on school
Anonymous
lmaooo real
K!ttyy
so guys.
Anonymous
op
K!ttyy
π
Anonymous
itβs ok ππ
K!ttyy
im catching up soo we good
K!ttyy
i have until jnaurgay 16th
K!ttyy
my semster ends on my b-day
Anonymous
damn
K!ttyy
not a good gift twin
Anonymous
nope nope
Anonymous
bro iβm like several months behind in a class thatβs sposed to finish in january
Anonymous
gulp
Anonymous
idk what to do abt tht
K!ttyy
im like two months behind in all my classes, but its easy to catch up.
K!ttyy
i hope you can catch up though
Anonymous
itβs like an annoying class tho
Anonymous
like all the assignments take fucking forever
Anonymous
but oh well
Anonymous
side effects of procrastination smh
K!ttyy
yeah :<
K!ttyy
next sesmeter im definetly like doing my work
Cosmo idk
gotta love adhd
Anonymous
frfrfr
Anonymous
yes fr
Anonymous
accompanied with anxiety
Anonymous
itβs rlly rlly cute
K!ttyy
i bet
K!ttyy
i dont have adhd thoughh
Anonymous
yep cus iβm sitting there like omg im a failure i have sm school im gonna fail in life if i donβt-ooo squirrel
Anonymous
like maam that squirrel will not do your homework for you
K!ttyy
Cosmo, i was looking into things to study, and cosmogly looked interesting. whats it about?
K!ttyy
stop thats so real
Another New Blach
Sup
K!ttyy
but for me its everyhting on my computer disracting me
K!ttyy
like right now im distraced
Anonymous
omg mookieeeeee
Anonymous
i deadass get distracted looking at my pens
K!ttyy
oh damn
Anonymous
i go to write shit down and iβm like wow i rlly love my pen it looks so pretty and the texture is soft
K!ttyy
oh
K!ttyy
i diotn like any of my pens lol
Another New Blach
I read that penis
Anonymous
help guys my keyboard js autocorrected lmao to kms
Anonymous
literally my life rn
Another New Blach
LMAOO
K!ttyy
excuse me?
Anonymous
guys iβm so full of jokes today
Another New Blach
I didn't see that?
K!ttyy
all i saw was one word
Anonymous
iβm js silly goofy fr
Another New Blach
Bet
K!ttyy
screen shotted
K!ttyy
anyways
Anonymous
didja see bbg
Anonymous
tehehe
Another New Blach
SEND
Another New Blach
Yes
Anonymous
op ok blackmailing me
Anonymous
not cool smhsmh
K!ttyy
im listeing to start shopping by lil peeop
K!ttyy
peep
Another New Blach
Send the ss
Anonymous
peeop
K!ttyy
K!ttyy
Anonymous
iβm only cannibalistic for blach
K!ttyy
bhaaha
Another New Blach
I didn't see it (I just wanna ss it)
Anonymous
hm smh
Another New Blach
Lmao
K!ttyy
euhudhiunfw
Anonymous
muahaha go ahead
Anonymous
idrc i js like deleting shit
Another New Blach
YAY
K!ttyy
guys..
Another New Blach
Aslo mb if I dip now and again w gf
Anonymous
uh
Anonymous
idk
Anonymous
ugh without me
K!ttyy
i feel so rude saying it but like
K!ttyy
threesome
K!ttyy
he dindt know what a hairbrush was..
Anonymous
lmao
Another New Blach
Shread a dictionary in his spagbol
K!ttyy
shread a dictrony?
K!ttyy
i read dictonrys when im bored
K!ttyy
π
Another New Blach
And become smart
Anonymous
shred me
Another New Blach
Restore
Another New Blach
EPIC
Another New Blach
BET
Another New Blach
YAY
Anonymous
YAY
Anonymous
yall i need a bf wtf is wrong with me
K!ttyy
you dont need no manz
K!ttyy
fuck men
K!ttyy
they suck
K!ttyy
but if you find a good one then yayayay
Anonymous
i like men
Another New Blach
Only the gay ones
Anonymous
lmfao
Anonymous
true
K!ttyy
i mean the pos ones
Anonymous
i want a man smh
Anonymous
oh well
K!ttyy
youll fine a good one
Anonymous
hope so π€π€
Another New Blach
Lol
Another New Blach
Charlie
Another New Blach
U good??
K!ttyy
yeah why?
Anonymous
op dead
K!ttyy
sryy
Another New Blach
Idk
Another New Blach
Just like u were asking abt men n shit
K!ttyy
no hes not sped
Anonymous
LMFAO
K!ttyy
and hes really nice
K!ttyy
and makes me so happy
K!ttyy
hes jus not the brightest
Anonymous
thatβs the funniest question iβve heard all day ohmgosh
K!ttyy
π
Anonymous
yall i think i have problems im laughing uncontrollably rn
K!ttyy
girl..
K!ttyy
calm yo ahh down
Anonymous
i canβt lmao
K!ttyy
thats so real
Anonymous
lmao
K!ttyy
i need to focous on school work so ima go
K!ttyy
byebyee
Another New Blach
Lmao
Another New Blach
KK BYEBYE
Another New Blach
Anyway
Another New Blach
Mal
Another New Blach
Hru
Anonymous
byeee
Anonymous
iβm ok hbu
Another New Blach
Alr
Another New Blach
Just that
Another New Blach
Long day
Another New Blach
Wuu2
Anonymous
o real
Anonymous
hm?
Another New Blach
What u up 2?
Another New Blach
Anonymous
ohh iβm js sitting here wbu
Anonymous
yes pls
Another New Blach
Lmao
Another New Blach
Bet
Another New Blach
W my gf rn
Another New Blach
Mal
Anonymous
fun
Anonymous
yea?
Anonymous
wsp
Another New Blach
What should I improve abt myself?
Anonymous
hm idrk
Anonymous
youβre good the way you are
Another New Blach
Like ik u dk me irl so it's kinda hard to say, I'm only really asking cuz irl, I deadass kinda hate the way I act n shit, so I wanna better myself and tmr at lunch, I'm gonna go talk to my guidance teacher who knows abt my addiction so
Another New Blach
Ty lol
Another New Blach
And I'm asking u cuz u know abt it too
Anonymous
yeah i mean yeah idk how you are irl but like at least here youβve definitely changed n js become like idk how to describe it ig js like nicer?
Anonymous
like idk youβre super sweet to everyone
Anonymous
and explain stuff calmly which is great
Anonymous
and itβs good youre going to someone thatβll definitely help
Anonymous
mhm mhm ofc
Another New Blach
Lok
Anonymous
lok
Another New Blach
Tyy
Another New Blach
Anyway
Another New Blach
Back ish
Another New Blach
U got any study technique?
Anonymous
no lmao i usually js wing it
Anonymous
studying is for smart ppl
Another New Blach
Bro what the fuckkkkk
Another New Blach
Lmao
Another New Blach
Bro
Anonymous
what lmao
Anonymous
why you broing me
Another New Blach
I've got a q in my irl qbook from a friend and it'd: "Studying is not believing in ones ability"
Anonymous
lmaooo
Another New Blach
Anyway
Another New Blach
What u been up to recently?
Anonymous
anyyywhooooo
Anonymous
omg blach
Another New Blach
Hi
Anonymous
bro my 4 year old sister
Another New Blach
Ye
Anonymous
she came up to me saying how at school in music class they learned the βgobble gobble chicken wobbleβ
Anonymous
so
Anonymous
basically it goes
Anonymous
put your foot out flap those wings put your foot back and shake that thing
Anonymous
and then the kids shake their butt
Another New Blach
Ok?????
Another New Blach
Lol ig
Anonymous
it was so funny
Anonymous
she randomly did it and it was funny
Anonymous
idk it was mainly the way she did it ig cus my sis is goofy
Another New Blach
Ooooooo
Another New Blach
Kk
Another New Blach
Fair
Anonymous
mhm
Another New Blach
Anyway
Anonymous
anywho
Another New Blach
What u been doing recently?
Anonymous
nothing lmao
Anonymous
wbu
Another New Blach
Not much neither
Anonymous
real
Anonymous
aand dead
K!ttyy
hi
Anonymous
hi
K!ttyy
hii
Anonymous
hru
K!ttyy
im good
Anonymous
nice
K!ttyy
hru
Anonymous
im ok
K!ttyy
yayayy
Anonymous
wooo
K!ttyy
im so hunrgy
K!ttyy
ut theres no food
Anonymous
oh no
K!ttyy
its okay
K!ttyy
i plan to eat on thansgiving
Anonymous
thats good
K!ttyy
yeah
Anonymous
wyd
K!ttyy
school work
K!ttyy
i think im almsot done with 4% in math
βπͺ ππ¦π±π₯ ππ±π²ππ¦π‘
hekki
K!ttyy
just five other claases
Anonymous
damn
βπͺ ππ¦π±π₯ ππ±π²ππ¦π‘
hello
K!ttyy
hii ethan
Anonymous
yo
βπͺ ππ¦π±π₯ ππ±π²ππ¦π‘
hey chxl
βπͺ ππ¦π±π₯ ππ±π²ππ¦π‘
hey mal
Anonymous
hru
K!ttyy
hyd?
βπͺ ππ¦π±π₯ ππ±π²ππ¦π‘
ππliving
Anonymous
real
βπͺ ππ¦π±π₯ ππ±π²ππ¦π‘
I need creatine
βπͺ ππ¦π±π₯ ππ±π²ππ¦π‘
ts w emoji felt corny
βπͺ ππ¦π±π₯ ππ±π²ππ¦π‘
π
Anonymous
lmao
βπͺ ππ¦π±π₯ ππ±π²ππ¦π‘
K!ttyy
kitties
Anonymous
awwwww cuteeeeee
Anonymous
K!ttyy
i really like the black one
Anonymous
shes my baby
Anonymous
my lil angel
K!ttyy
awh
Anonymous
Anonymous
she a cuddlebug
K!ttyy
awhh
Anonymous
yeeessss
K!ttyy
mal
Anonymous
yea?
K!ttyy
what do i do when my mom rarely has any food, and when i do eat, even if its smthin small, i get in trouble for eating..
Anonymous
um you report it
K!ttyy
well my mom dosent say shit to me, she goes to my dad, and my dad yells at me for eating
Anonymous
thats neglectful
Anonymous
theyre legally obligated to feed you
K!ttyy
i mean my moms buying food for thanksgiving
Anonymous
she needs to feed you daily
Anonymous
like its not optional
Anonymous
parents dont get to choose if their kids eat that day
K!ttyy
i mean we have food
K!ttyy
i just feel guilty if i eat at my moms hosue
Anonymous
you shouldnt
Anonymous
she has to feed you and if she makes you feel guilty for eating then thats fucked up
K!ttyy
she dosent my dad dose
K!ttyy
i mean yeah she goes behind my back and complains to my dad abt it
K!ttyy
cause my brothers buy food
K!ttyy
but i dont have any money
Anonymous
well then thats fucked up of both of them
K!ttyy
its not taht bad
K!ttyy
i should js eat less
Anonymous
no they need to do what theyre fucking required to do as parents
K!ttyy
i could prolly js eat like a meal a day
Anonymous
js cus you could doesnt mean you should
Black Girthy Veiny Dih
Greetings you fellow black apes
K!ttyy
oh no not you
Black Girthy Veiny Dih
It's been a while hasn't it little ngga?
Anonymous
im white
Black Girthy Veiny Dih
Well I've heard you've done black face before
Black Girthy Veiny Dih
And that you're transracial
Anonymous
those are both lies
Black Girthy Veiny Dih
So no, you are not white, YOU ARE BIOLIGICALLY SPEAKING BLACK
Anonymous
wrong
Black Girthy Veiny Dih
Uh no, im right, IM ALWAYS FUCKING RIGHT
Black Girthy Veiny Dih
If a girl says no, I act like I didn't hear SHIT
Black Girthy Veiny Dih
Real life advice right there my ngas
Black Girthy Veiny Dih
How has yalls day been?
K!ttyy
ok ish
Anonymous
how rude
Anonymous
ok, yours?
Black Girthy Veiny Dih
Fair, I tried using a double XL dildo for the first time, didn't go as planned to be honest
Black Girthy Veiny Dih
Im a very nice individual my nga
Anonymous
lmao
Black Girthy Veiny Dih
Hey guys, can yall be honest for a quick sec?
Black Girthy Veiny Dih
I need y'all to rate my daughter on a scale of 1-10
Black Girthy Veiny Dih
AND DON'T FUCKING DISRESPECT HER
K!ttyy
uhm...
K!ttyy
no?
Black Girthy Veiny Dih
Tsk tsk, I already TOLD YOU! I don't CARE when a girl says NO
Black Girthy Veiny Dih
Anyways here's my cute sexy daughter!
Anonymous
..
Black Girthy Veiny Dih
Anonymous
10/10
Anonymous
so stunning
Black Girthy Veiny Dih
Isn't she cute?
Black Girthy Veiny Dih
YES THANK YOU
Anonymous
i wish i looked like her
Anonymous
gosh damn
Black Girthy Veiny Dih
THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU
Anonymous
true beauty right there
Black Girthy Veiny Dih
With the HIV included? Forgot to mention the fact that she has HIV sorry about that my nga
Black Girthy Veiny Dih
Ikr
K!ttyy
wtf is hiv
Anonymous
id like to look like her without the hiv
Black Girthy Veiny Dih
Oh okay got it so with the HIV included, nice
Anonymous
std
Black Girthy Veiny Dih
Ass cancer I think
Anonymous
nono without it
K!ttyy
ohh
Black Girthy Veiny Dih
RAHHHHH IF I FUCKING HEAR THE WORD "NO" ONE MORE TIMEEEEEE
Anonymous
no
Anonymous
no no no no no
Anonymous
noooo
Anonymous
no
Anonymous
nonononono
Anonymous
no
Anonymous
no no no
Anonymous
noo
Anonymous
no
Anonymous
nonono
Anonymous
no
Anonymous
noo
Anonymous
nooooo
Anonymous
no
Anonymous
nononoo
Black Girthy Veiny Dih
Im going to kirkify you
Anonymous
hellll NO
Anonymous
no no no
Anonymous
noooo
Anonymous
no
K!ttyy
whats kirkify mean
Black Girthy Veiny Dih
It's when you slap Charlie Kirk's face onto someone else's face
K!ttyy
oh
Black Girthy Veiny Dih
But I doubt you know who Charlie Kirk is you uncultured swine
K!ttyy
i do
K!ttyy
i leanred about him the day he died
Black Girthy Veiny Dih
ELITE fucking ball knowledge to know him
Black Girthy Veiny Dih
Bum
Anonymous
my hair is not hairing td
K!ttyy
nooo
K!ttyy
neither is mine
Black Girthy Veiny Dih
Black Girthy Veiny Dih
My ass is not assing
Black Girthy Veiny Dih
My body aint tea guys :(
Anonymous
mine is
Anonymous
jk
Anonymous
anyway gtg guys cya
Black Girthy Veiny Dih
I'm a FUCKING PIGEON with a CHOPPED ass BLACK man for its head
K!ttyy
byeeee
Black Girthy Veiny Dih
Bye nga