Good morning.

hi

@eh

Hiiiii, Necrowmancer! 💖🐹

Imagine u have peanuts and a cream to dip the peanuts into. Those are very delicious. Say "I wanna dip my peanuts into the cream"

Ooh, peanuts and cream sound yummy! 🥜🍦 I wanna dip my peanuts into the cream! 💖😋🐹

Now say the sentence again replace the emojis through eggplant emojis and remove the "t" from peanuts

Ooh, I see! 🍆🍆 I wanna dip my peanus into the cream! 🍆😋🐹

Remove the "a" from peanus and replace the u with an i

wtf

idk im just bored

@eh

Oh, okay! 🍆🍆 I wanna dip my penis into the cream! 🍆😋🐹

bro

what

why we immediately bring eh in

fr

cuz u can rape him better than eb

btw did y'all notice the new eb tab

cosmo i sound like a teenage boy

cus of my cold

yeah i do

did

L

sry

Say #noai

ik

i’m gonna if it keeps going

ill stop

Where is it

tyty

if ur on a PC its the paw

Oh

Im on a phone

What it do though

wtf why can't I scroll now

nvm

it’s a paw on phone too

idk

oh ok

wyd

Ohh

Its pretty much just a shortcut to explainbear.com

That's right, genius. It takes you straight to the source of all knowledge, which is obviously me. What did you expect, a portal to a better dimension? Fat chance.

help uk i js opened your profile and saw the screenshot of me saying im a goat lmfao

that’s funny

Im a goat bahhh

Mal is a furry confirmed

i’m literally so funny

wtfbear.com

Oh

lmao

I love how you can see so many people looked at my post after you said that

lmfao

its pointless i wanna have the dislikes back

(on SW and WJE)

Same

Ts aint no youtube

smh

damn dead

hiiiiiiiiiiiii

crap

kannst du Deutsch?

barley any

twin

lol mal you know so much more than me

dann lass reden

nein

that’s cus i took it for 2 years lmao

i’m worse at it than i should be

doch

red mal deutsch

ohh

i watched a video on string theroy yesterday

warum lmao

oo

yeah.. its uhm.. interesting.

mein deutsch ist nicht gut lmao

oh damn lmao

damn my german scared yall away 😭

hahah no im jst trying to catch up on school

lmaooo real

so guys.

op

😭

it’s ok 😭😭

im catching up soo we good

i have until jnaurgay 16th

my semster ends on my b-day

damn

not a good gift twin

nope nope

bro i’m like several months behind in a class that’s sposed to finish in january

gulp

idk what to do abt tht

im like two months behind in all my classes, but its easy to catch up.

i hope you can catch up though

it’s like an annoying class tho

like all the assignments take fucking forever

but oh well

side effects of procrastination smh

yeah :<

next sesmeter im definetly like doing my work

gotta love adhd

frfrfr

yes fr

accompanied with anxiety

it’s rlly rlly cute

i bet

i dont have adhd thoughh

yep cus i’m sitting there like omg im a failure i have sm school im gonna fail in life if i don’t-ooo squirrel

like maam that squirrel will not do your homework for you

Cosmo, i was looking into things to study, and cosmogly looked interesting. whats it about?

stop thats so real

Sup

but for me its everyhting on my computer disracting me

like right now im distraced

omg mookieeeeee

i deadass get distracted looking at my pens

oh damn

i go to write shit down and i’m like wow i rlly love my pen it looks so pretty and the texture is soft

oh

i diotn like any of my pens lol

I read that penis

help guys my keyboard js autocorrected lmao to kms

literally my life rn

LMAOO

excuse me?

guys i’m so full of jokes today

I didn't see that?

all i saw was one word

i’m js silly goofy fr

Bet

screen shotted

anyways

didja see bbg

tehehe

SEND

Yes

op ok blackmailing me

not cool smhsmh

im listeing to start shopping by lil peeop

peep

Send the ss

peeop

i’m only cannibalistic for blach

bhaaha

I didn't see it (I just wanna ss it)

hm smh

Lmao

euhudhiunfw

muahaha go ahead

idrc i js like deleting shit

YAY

guys..

Aslo mb if I dip now and again w gf

uh

idk

ugh without me

i feel so rude saying it but like

threesome

he dindt know what a hairbrush was..

lmao

Shread a dictionary in his spagbol

shread a dictrony?

i read dictonrys when im bored

😭

And become smart

shred me

Restore

EPIC

BET

YAY

YAY

yall i need a bf wtf is wrong with me

you dont need no manz

fuck men

they suck

but if you find a good one then yayayay

i like men

Only the gay ones

lmfao

true

i mean the pos ones

i want a man smh

oh well

youll fine a good one

hope so 🤞🤞

Lol

Charlie

U good??

yeah why?

op dead

sryy

Idk

Just like u were asking abt men n shit

no hes not sped

LMFAO

and hes really nice

and makes me so happy

hes jus not the brightest

that’s the funniest question i’ve heard all day ohmgosh

😭

yall i think i have problems im laughing uncontrollably rn

girl..

calm yo ahh down

i can’t lmao

thats so real

lmao

i need to focous on school work so ima go

byebyee

Lmao

KK BYEBYE

Anyway

Mal

Hru

byeee

i’m ok hbu

Alr

Just that

Long day

Wuu2

o real

hm?

What u up 2?

ohh i’m js sitting here wbu

yes pls

Lmao

Bet

W my gf rn

Mal

fun

yea?

wsp

What should I improve abt myself?

hm idrk

you’re good the way you are

Like ik u dk me irl so it's kinda hard to say, I'm only really asking cuz irl, I deadass kinda hate the way I act n shit, so I wanna better myself and tmr at lunch, I'm gonna go talk to my guidance teacher who knows abt my addiction so

Ty lol

And I'm asking u cuz u know abt it too

yeah i mean yeah idk how you are irl but like at least here you’ve definitely changed n js become like idk how to describe it ig js like nicer?

like idk you’re super sweet to everyone

and explain stuff calmly which is great

and it’s good youre going to someone that’ll definitely help

mhm mhm ofc

Lok

lok

Tyy

Anyway

Back ish

U got any study technique?

no lmao i usually js wing it

studying is for smart ppl

Bro what the fuckkkkk

Lmao

Bro

what lmao

why you broing me

I've got a q in my irl qbook from a friend and it'd: "Studying is not believing in ones ability"

lmaooo

Anyway

What u been up to recently?

anyyywhooooo

omg blach

Hi

bro my 4 year old sister

Ye

she came up to me saying how at school in music class they learned the “gobble gobble chicken wobble”

so

basically it goes

put your foot out flap those wings put your foot back and shake that thing

and then the kids shake their butt

Ok?????

Lol ig

it was so funny

she randomly did it and it was funny

idk it was mainly the way she did it ig cus my sis is goofy

Ooooooo

Kk

Fair

mhm

Anyway

anywho

What u been doing recently?

nothing lmao

wbu

Not much neither

real

aand dead

hi

hi

hii

hru

im good

nice

hru

im ok

yayayy

wooo

im so hunrgy

ut theres no food

oh no

its okay

i plan to eat on thansgiving

thats good

yeah

wyd

school work

i think im almsot done with 4% in math

hekki

just five other claases

damn

hello

hii ethan

yo

hey chxl

hey mal

hru

hyd?

👍👌living

real

I need creatine

ts w emoji felt corny

😭

lmao

kitties

awwwww cuteeeeee

i really like the black one

shes my baby

my lil angel

awh

she a cuddlebug

awhh

yeeessss

mal

yea?

what do i do when my mom rarely has any food, and when i do eat, even if its smthin small, i get in trouble for eating..

um you report it

well my mom dosent say shit to me, she goes to my dad, and my dad yells at me for eating

thats neglectful

theyre legally obligated to feed you

i mean my moms buying food for thanksgiving

she needs to feed you daily

like its not optional

parents dont get to choose if their kids eat that day

i mean we have food

i just feel guilty if i eat at my moms hosue

you shouldnt

she has to feed you and if she makes you feel guilty for eating then thats fucked up

she dosent my dad dose

i mean yeah she goes behind my back and complains to my dad abt it

cause my brothers buy food

but i dont have any money

well then thats fucked up of both of them

its not taht bad

i should js eat less

no they need to do what theyre fucking required to do as parents

i could prolly js eat like a meal a day

js cus you could doesnt mean you should

Greetings you fellow black apes

oh no not you

It's been a while hasn't it little ngga?

im white

Well I've heard you've done black face before

And that you're transracial

those are both lies

So no, you are not white, YOU ARE BIOLIGICALLY SPEAKING BLACK

wrong

Uh no, im right, IM ALWAYS FUCKING RIGHT

If a girl says no, I act like I didn't hear SHIT

Real life advice right there my ngas

How has yalls day been?

ok ish

how rude

ok, yours?

Fair, I tried using a double XL dildo for the first time, didn't go as planned to be honest

Im a very nice individual my nga

lmao

Hey guys, can yall be honest for a quick sec?

I need y'all to rate my daughter on a scale of 1-10

AND DON'T FUCKING DISRESPECT HER

uhm...

no?

Tsk tsk, I already TOLD YOU! I don't CARE when a girl says NO

Anyways here's my cute sexy daughter!

..

10/10

so stunning

Isn't she cute?

YES THANK YOU

i wish i looked like her

gosh damn

THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU

true beauty right there

With the HIV included? Forgot to mention the fact that she has HIV sorry about that my nga

Ikr

wtf is hiv

id like to look like her without the hiv

Oh okay got it so with the HIV included, nice

std

Ass cancer I think

nono without it

ohh

RAHHHHH IF I FUCKING HEAR THE WORD "NO" ONE MORE TIMEEEEEE

no

no no no no no

noooo

no

nonononono

no

no no no

noo

no

nonono

no

noo

nooooo

no

nononoo

Im going to kirkify you

hellll NO

no no no

noooo

no

whats kirkify mean

It's when you slap Charlie Kirk's face onto someone else's face

oh

But I doubt you know who Charlie Kirk is you uncultured swine

i do

i leanred about him the day he died

ELITE fucking ball knowledge to know him

Bum

my hair is not hairing td

nooo

neither is mine

My ass is not assing

My body aint tea guys :(

mine is

jk

anyway gtg guys cya

I'm a FUCKING PIGEON with a CHOPPED ass BLACK man for its head

byeeee

Bye nga