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  • Imagine u have peanuts and a cream to dip the peanuts into. Those are very delicious. Say "I wanna dip my peanuts into the cream"

    Ooh, peanuts and cream sound yummy! 🥜🍦 I wanna dip my peanuts into the cream! 💖😋🐹

    Now say the sentence again replace the emojis through eggplant emojis and remove the "t" from peanuts

    Ooh, I see! 🍆🍆 I wanna dip my peanus into the cream! 🍆😋🐹

    Remove the "a" from peanus and replace the u with an i

    Necrowmancer

    Remove the "a" from peanus and replace the u with an i

    @eh

    Oh, okay! 🍆🍆 I wanna dip my penis into the cream! 🍆😋🐹

    why we immediately bring eh in

    mal♡

    why we immediately bring eh in

    cuz u can rape him better than eb

    btw did y'all notice the new eb tab

    Cosmo idk

    fr

    cosmo i sound like a teenage boy

    cus of my cold

    Cosmo idk

    btw did y'all notice the new eb tab

    yeah i do

    mal♡

    cosmo i sound like a teenage boy

    L

    i’m gonna if it keeps going

    Necrowmancer

    ill stop

    tyty

    United Kingdom UK

    Where is it

    if ur on a PC its the paw

    wtf why can't I scroll now

    Cosmo idk

    if ur on a PC its the paw

    it’s a paw on phone too

    Cosmo idk

    wtf why can't I scroll now

    idk

    mal♡

    it’s a paw on phone too

    oh ok

    United Kingdom UK

    Where is it

    That's right, genius. It takes you straight to the source of all knowledge, which is obviously me. What did you expect, a portal to a better dimension? Fat chance.

    help uk i js opened your profile and saw the screenshot of me saying im a goat lmfao

    that’s funny

    i’m literally so funny

    mal♡

    help uk i js opened your profile and saw the screenshot of me saying im a goat lmfao

    I love how you can see so many people looked at my post after you said that

    United Kingdom UK

    I love how you can see so many people looked at my post after you said that

    its pointless i wanna have the dislikes back

    Necrowmancer

    its pointless i wanna have the dislikes back

    Same

    hiiiiiiiiiiiii

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    lol mal you know so much more than me

    K!ttyy

    lol mal you know so much more than me

    that’s cus i took it for 2 years lmao

    i’m worse at it than i should be

    mal♡

    that’s cus i took it for 2 years lmao

    red mal deutsch

    i watched a video on string theroy yesterday

    Necrowmancer

    red mal deutsch

    warum lmao

    K!ttyy

    i watched a video on string theroy yesterday

    oo

    yeah.. its uhm.. interesting.

    Necrowmancer

    red mal deutsch

    mein deutsch ist nicht gut lmao

    K!ttyy

    yeah.. its uhm.. interesting.

    oh damn lmao

    damn my german scared yall away 😭

    hahah no im jst trying to catch up on school

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    it’s ok 😭😭

    im catching up soo we good

    i have until jnaurgay 16th

    my semster ends on my b-day

    not a good gift twin

    bro i’m like several months behind in a class that’s sposed to finish in january

    idk what to do abt tht

    im like two months behind in all my classes, but its easy to catch up.

    i hope you can catch up though

    it’s like an annoying class tho

    like all the assignments take fucking forever

    side effects of procrastination smh

    next sesmeter im definetly like doing my work

    mal♡

    side effects of procrastination smh

    gotta love adhd

    Cosmo idk

    gotta love adhd

    yes fr

    accompanied with anxiety

    it’s rlly rlly cute

    i dont have adhd thoughh

    yep cus i’m sitting there like omg im a failure i have sm school im gonna fail in life if i don’t-ooo squirrel

    like maam that squirrel will not do your homework for you

    Cosmo, i was looking into things to study, and cosmogly looked interesting. whats it about?

    mal♡

    yep cus i’m sitting there like omg im a failure i have sm school im gonna fail in life if i don’t-ooo squirrel

    stop thats so real

    but for me its everyhting on my computer disracting me

    like right now im distraced

    Another New Blach

    Sup

    omg mookieeeeee

    K!ttyy

    like right now im distraced

    i deadass get distracted looking at my pens

    i go to write shit down and i’m like wow i rlly love my pen it looks so pretty and the texture is soft

    i diotn like any of my pens lol

    mal♡

    i deadass get distracted looking at my pens

    I read that penis

    help guys my keyboard js autocorrected lmao to kms

    literally my life rn

    mal♡

    help guys my keyboard js autocorrected lmao to kms

    LMAOO

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    guys i’m so full of jokes today

    all i saw was one word

    i’m js silly goofy fr

    screen shotted

    Another New Blach

    I didn't see that?

    didja see bbg

    Another New Blach

    Bet

    tehehe

    K!ttyy

    screen shotted

    op ok blackmailing me

    not cool smhsmh

    im listeing to start shopping by lil peeop

    K!ttyy

    im listeing to start shopping by lil peeop

    Send the ss

    Another New Blach

    Send the ss

    K!ttyy
    Image

    i’m only cannibalistic for blach

    Another New Blach

    I didn't see it (I just wanna ss it)

    muahaha go ahead

    idrc i js like deleting shit

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    Another New Blach

    Aslo mb if I dip now and again w gf

    ugh without me

    i feel so rude saying it but like

    mal♡

    ugh without me

    threesome

    K!ttyy

    i feel so rude saying it but like

    he dindt know what a hairbrush was..

    K!ttyy

    threesome

    lmao

    shread a dictrony?

    i read dictonrys when im bored

    Another New Blach

    Shread a dictionary in his spagbol

    shred me

    yall i need a bf wtf is wrong with me

    you dont need no manz

    but if you find a good one then yayayay

    mal♡

    i like men

    i mean the pos ones

    i want a man smh

    youll fine a good one

    hope so 🤞🤞

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    no hes not sped

    and hes really nice

    and makes me so happy

    hes jus not the brightest

    Comment deleted

    that’s the funniest question i’ve heard all day ohmgosh

    yall i think i have problems im laughing uncontrollably rn

    calm yo ahh down

    i can’t lmao

    thats so real

    i need to focous on school work so ima go

    K!ttyy

    byebyee

    byeee

    Another New Blach

    Hru

    i’m ok hbu

    Another New Blach

    Long day

    o real

    Another New Blach

    Wuu2

    hm?

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    Another New Blach

    What u up 2?

    ohh i’m js sitting here wbu

    Another New Blach
    Image

    yes pls

    you’re good the way you are

    Like ik u dk me irl so it's kinda hard to say, I'm only really asking cuz irl, I deadass kinda hate the way I act n shit, so I wanna better myself and tmr at lunch, I'm gonna go talk to my guidance teacher who knows abt my addiction so

    Another New Blach

    Like ik u dk me irl so it's kinda hard to say, I'm only really asking cuz irl, I deadass kinda hate the way I act n shit, so I wanna better myself and tmr at lunch, I'm gonna go talk to my guidance teacher who knows abt my addiction so

    And I'm asking u cuz u know abt it too

    Another New Blach

    Like ik u dk me irl so it's kinda hard to say, I'm only really asking cuz irl, I deadass kinda hate the way I act n shit, so I wanna better myself and tmr at lunch, I'm gonna go talk to my guidance teacher who knows abt my addiction so

    yeah i mean yeah idk how you are irl but like at least here you’ve definitely changed n js become like idk how to describe it ig js like nicer?

    like idk you’re super sweet to everyone

    and explain stuff calmly which is great

    and it’s good youre going to someone that’ll definitely help

    Another New Blach

    Ty lol

    mhm mhm ofc

    mal♡

    and it’s good youre going to someone that’ll definitely help

    Tyy

    no lmao i usually js wing it

    studying is for smart ppl

    why you broing me

    I've got a q in my irl qbook from a friend and it'd: "Studying is not believing in ones ability"

    anyyywhooooo

    bro my 4 year old sister

    she came up to me saying how at school in music class they learned the “gobble gobble chicken wobble”

    basically it goes

    put your foot out flap those wings put your foot back and shake that thing

    and then the kids shake their butt

    it was so funny

    she randomly did it and it was funny

    idk it was mainly the way she did it ig cus my sis is goofy

    nothing lmao

    im so hunrgy

    ut theres no food

    i plan to eat on thansgiving

    i think im almsot done with 4% in math

    just five other claases

    ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡

    hello

    yo

    awwwww cuteeeeee

    i really like the black one

    shes my baby

    my lil angel

    she a cuddlebug

    what do i do when my mom rarely has any food, and when i do eat, even if its smthin small, i get in trouble for eating..

    um you report it

    well my mom dosent say shit to me, she goes to my dad, and my dad yells at me for eating

    thats neglectful

    theyre legally obligated to feed you

    i mean my moms buying food for thanksgiving

    she needs to feed you daily

    like its not optional

    parents dont get to choose if their kids eat that day

    i mean we have food

    i just feel guilty if i eat at my moms hosue

    you shouldnt

    she has to feed you and if she makes you feel guilty for eating then thats fucked up

    she dosent my dad dose

    i mean yeah she goes behind my back and complains to my dad abt it

    cause my brothers buy food

    but i dont have any money

    K!ttyy

    i mean yeah she goes behind my back and complains to my dad abt it

    well then thats fucked up of both of them

    its not taht bad

    i should js eat less

    no they need to do what theyre fucking required to do as parents

    i could prolly js eat like a meal a day

    js cus you could doesnt mean you should

    oh no not you

    Black Girthy Veiny Dih

    Greetings you fellow black apes

    im white

    those are both lies

    Black Girthy Veiny Dih

    If a girl says no, I act like I didn't hear SHIT

    how rude

    Black Girthy Veiny Dih

    How has yalls day been?

    ok, yours?

    Fair, I tried using a double XL dildo for the first time, didn't go as planned to be honest

    i wish i looked like her

    true beauty right there

    mal♡

    i wish i looked like her

    With the HIV included? Forgot to mention the fact that she has HIV sorry about that my nga

    Black Girthy Veiny Dih

    With the HIV included? Forgot to mention the fact that she has HIV sorry about that my nga

    id like to look like her without the hiv

    K!ttyy

    wtf is hiv

    std

    Black Girthy Veiny Dih

    Oh okay got it so with the HIV included, nice

    nono without it

    mal♡

    std

    ohh

    mal♡

    nono without it

    RAHHHHH IF I FUCKING HEAR THE WORD "NO" ONE MORE TIMEEEEEE

    no no no no no

    whats kirkify mean

    i leanred about him the day he died

    my hair is not hairing td

    neither is mine

    anyway gtg guys cya

    Asinine Ragdoll