United Kingdom UK1 day agoπππππ ππππi was gonna read porn last night but i forgot toImagine reading porn.
United Kingdom UK1 day agoπππππ ππππIve done it beforeWhat were you reading lol
πππππ ππππ1 day agoUnited Kingdom UKWhat were you reading lolthe calming of sleeping beauty
πππππ ππππ1 day agoits about this guy who fucks then kisses sleeping beauty then wakes her
πππππ ππππ1 day agoguys i really wanna call bently and i go home today but hes not spending it with me
United Kingdom UK1 day agoπππππ ππππmakes her exploid herself walk around nakedThats a very interesting story ig?
Cosmo idk1 day agoUnited Kingdom UKI wanna search up readable porn on amazonthey're called erotic novels
Cosmo idk1 day agomalcus first you said ive ONLY watched it and not its still you watched iti didn't watch 2g1c
πππππ ππππ1 day agohe just said he dosnet know any other langue than "american"
mal1 day agoπππππ ππππhe just said he dosnet know any other langue than "american"thats cute
United Kingdom UK1 day agoCosmo idkuk go shove a teacup up ur assI like when the teacup is warm it makes my ass heat up
Cosmo idk1 day agoπππππ ππππhe just said he dosnet know any other langue than "american"nuh uh
πππππ ππππ1 day agoUnited Kingdom UKI like when the teacup is warm it makes my ass heat uptype shit
mal1 day agoUnited Kingdom UKYou started itbro likes to start the sexual references and then gets weirded out when you go with it smh
πππππ ππππ1 day agono one time i found out how to make the controller vibrate and used it to goon
mal1 day ago~{γγ€γ}~I like it when controller buzzes it makes my balls tinglemm i love when my balls tingle
United Kingdom UK1 day agoπππππ ππππno one time i found out how to make the controller vibrate and used it to goonGenius!
πππππ ππππ1 day agoUnited Kingdom UKThe teacup fits in nicelyI dont shove anything up my ass
United Kingdom UK1 day agoπππππ ππππImageThe longer the tongue the more there is to suck
πππππ ππππ1 day agoUnited Kingdom UKThe longer the tongue the more there is to suckare you sucking on tounges
United Kingdom UK1 day agoπππππ ππππare you sucking on toungesIm talking about my tongue
United Kingdom UK1 day agomalguys if i was a paw patrol pup which one would i beId be the ambulance that runs them over
mal1 day agoπππππ ππππguys i look good in no colori bet you look good in lots of colors
United Kingdom UK1 day ago~{γγ€γ}~ImageBro i be eating the boxes too if they dont get me my food
πππππ ππππ1 day agomalcharlie im getting better at that song yayayayYYAYAYA
~{γγ€γ}~1 day agoπππππ ππππhorse looks like me frI love my horsy and my horsy lΓΈve me
πππππ ππππ1 day agomalguys both my cats js spawn when i sing its so funnyits cause its so coolio
United Kingdom UK1 day agomalguys both my cats js spawn when i sing its so funnyThe beginner enermies have spawned
πππππ ππππ1 day agoπππππ ππππoh good in goodbyemal lemme record this i need opions
United Kingdom UK1 day ago~{γγ€γ}~Can bald people get dandruffIm pretty sure they still scrub their pulp. That could count
πππππ ππππ1 day agomeowmeowmeomkwopemwpomwoemwp]o4emwpomwpomwopmomweomewemwoewom
Cosmo idk1 day agoWell i just got a random bloody more and I'm using that as am excuse to get on this phone
Cosmo idk1 day agoWell i lost my ducking phone again because I'm a ducking retard and flunked one of my English papers
.Δ«__Δ«.1 day agoI'm going to bed in 40 mins so I'll check back before I gtb. If you are here we can talk
πππππ ππππ17 hours agoCosmo idkY'all can just stop caring about me.nope nuh never
πππππ ππππ17 hours agowe love you so much cosmo and will never stop caring
opal πΏ
who
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its a song lyric lol
Cosmo idk
dang
πππππ ππππ
yur
Cosmo idk
omer adam such an insanely good singer
πππππ ππππ
huh?
πππππ ππππ
whos that
Cosmo idk
israeli singer
πππππ ππππ
oh
Cosmo idk
he's literally the top israeli singer
Cosmo idk
www.youtube.com/channel/UCo4y7A6EF2tZ1Q2Oxx64HNQ
Cosmo idk
jomoki also likes him
πππππ ππππ
im not watching that
Cosmo idk
it's just the channel
United Kingdom UK
Is a link to porn
Cosmo idk
oh yeah totally
πππππ ππππ
W
πππππ ππππ
i was gonna read porn last night but i forgot to
Cosmo idk
ew
Cosmo idk
hey charlie
mal
oh
πππππ ππππ
I wanna call bentlyyyyyy
πππππ ππππ
yah
United Kingdom UK
Imagine reading porn.
United Kingdom UK
Real ones just watch it
mal
crazy
πππππ ππππ
I meant to say watch ;lol
United Kingdom UK
Idek what reading porn is
United Kingdom UK
Whos gonna look at words and then fuck himself?
πππππ ππππ
π
πππππ ππππ
Ive done it before
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smut
mal
op
United Kingdom UK
What were you reading lol
mal
anatomy textbooks
United Kingdom UK
I wanna search up readable porn on amazon
πππππ ππππ
the calming of sleeping beauty
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i think tis called
πππππ ππππ
its about this guy who fucks then kisses sleeping beauty then wakes her
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then like owns her
πππππ ππππ
makes her exploid herself walk around naked
πππππ ππππ
and js serves him
πππππ ππππ
guys i really wanna call bently and i go home today but hes not spending it with me
United Kingdom UK
Oh
United Kingdom UK
Thats a very interesting story ig?
mal
what the hell
πππππ ππππ
yeah
mal
i js got a 4 pack of redbull
πππππ ππππ
gimmie
mal
no mine
πππππ ππππ
mom
United Kingdom UK
Ship it
πππππ ππππ
would you still love if i threw a microwave at you
mal
if i didnt die then yeah
mal
no
πππππ ππππ
oki
Cosmo idk
huh
Cosmo idk
someones bein greedy
πππππ ππππ
www.youtube.com/shorts/vE5Yohqkkus
United Kingdom UK
Ship it to guatemala
Cosmo idk
they're called erotic novels
United Kingdom UK
Ofc you know
Cosmo idk
bud
United Kingdom UK
Unless you were jokinh
Cosmo idk
i think thats what they're called. they're along that genre
United Kingdom UK
They should just be called porn bookd
United Kingdom UK
So you really know what youre gettinh yourself into
Cosmo idk
nope
United Kingdom UK
When you read it
Cosmo idk
i don't watch porn
Cosmo idk
oh lmao
Cosmo idk
they're typically called erotic fanfiction but ig thats an erotic fairytale
United Kingdom UK
Roleplay should be part of that genre
Cosmo idk
ig yeah
Cosmo idk
but anyways lets change the subject
United Kingdom UK
Noooo but porn!
Cosmo idk
exactly
Cosmo idk
porns boring
United Kingdom UK
I actually watched it once. It was gross tho i didnt like it
Cosmo idk
ive watched it a few times
Cosmo idk
sure it gets my dick hard but so what
United Kingdom UK
You can just search up hot sexy on google to get the same experience
Cosmo idk
yeah
πππππ ππππ
...
Cosmo idk
or you could jus get a gf
πππππ ππππ
i love porn
Cosmo idk
porn bad and gives unrealistic expectations with sex
Cosmo idk
so dont watch porn
Cosmo idk
think with ur brain not ur genitals
πππππ ππππ
no\
Cosmo idk
yes
Cosmo idk
/
πππππ ππππ
nuhuh
Cosmo idk
yuh huh
πππππ ππππ
bitch boy
Cosmo idk
furry
mal
brains are overrated
Cosmo idk
says the brainless
Cosmo idk
who only watched 2g1c
mal
im not brainless
mal
yeah cus i have more of a brain
mal
only porn i ever watched was accidental
πππππ ππππ
IM NOT A FURRY
Cosmo idk
sure
Cosmo idk
still you watched 2g1c
mal
yeah
mal
whats your point exactly..
Cosmo idk
uh
Cosmo idk
no comment
United Kingdom UK
She crashed out on you for saying that
mal
cus first you said ive ONLY watched it and not its still you watched it
mal
lets be consistent
United Kingdom UK
Dont do the same mistake
Cosmo idk
i didn't watch 2g1c
mal
yeah ik
Cosmo idk
uh ok mal you win
mal
ik i do π
Cosmo idk
hmph
Cosmo idk
i miss jomoki
mal
loser
Cosmo idk
shut it
mal
no
Cosmo idk
damn it
United Kingdom UK
Ha
United Kingdom UK
Hahaha
United Kingdom UK
Ha
Cosmo idk
uk go shove a teacup up ur ass
mal
youd prolly like that huh cosmo
πππππ ππππ
he just said he dosnet know any other langue than "american"
Cosmo idk
no
mal
thats cute
United Kingdom UK
I like when the teacup is warm it makes my ass heat up
Cosmo idk
nuh uh
Cosmo idk
wtf
mal
#relatable
Cosmo idk
mal what
Cosmo idk
uh
Cosmo idk
erm
Cosmo idk
wow
πππππ ππππ
type shit
mal
thats like my favorite thing to say
Cosmo idk
not relatable
πππππ ππππ
that tecups warm your ass?
mal
no
mal
#relatable
United Kingdom UK
I thought it was lmao
mal
i said it like a billion times to my bf yesterday and did the finger # symbol too
mal
and it was funny cus it makes everyone crige
United Kingdom UK
You started it
mal
cringe*
Cosmo idk
shut
United Kingdom UK
Pour warm tea in my ass
~{γγ€γ}~
I like it when controller buzzes it makes my balls tingle
Cosmo idk
...
πππππ ππππ
TYPE SHIT
Cosmo idk
uh nice
mal
bro likes to start the sexual references and then gets weirded out when you go with it smh
πππππ ππππ
no one time i found out how to make the controller vibrate and used it to goon
mal
mm i love when my balls tingle
~{γγ€γ}~
Iβll be leaving now
πππππ ππππ
I love gooning
πππππ ππππ
NO
United Kingdom UK
Genius!
πππππ ππππ
my moms a dude
~{γγ€γ}~
Γ goon to femboys
πππππ ππππ
im not a femboy
πππππ ππππ
?
United Kingdom UK
The teacup fits in nicely
~{γγ€γ}~
Well I donβt goon to you
πππππ ππππ
I dont shove anything up my ass
~{γγ€γ}~
πππππ ππππ
tragic
mal
10/10
πππππ ππππ
yall
~{γγ€γ}~
~{γγ€γ}~
United Kingdom UK
My zoom call face.
πππππ ππππ
~{γγ€γ}~
mal
BAHAHAHA
mal
i stand by what i said
~{γγ€γ}~
Erm me to I guess
mal
my bf would prolly like that
πππππ ππππ
whatπ
~{γγ€γ}~
β¦
πππππ ππππ
My tounge got some moves (;
United Kingdom UK
The longer the tongue the more there is to suck
~{γγ€γ}~
I donβt feel safe
πππππ ππππ
are you sucking on tounges
United Kingdom UK
Im talking about my tongue
πππππ ππππ
you suck on your tounge?
πππππ ππππ
im genunily comfused
United Kingdom UK
~{γγ€γ}~
I suck on candy
mal
tongue kisses
πππππ ππππ
yall im being bulled right now
πππππ ππππ
bullied*
United Kingdom UK
By who
πππππ ππππ
bite the bottom lip and ride him ts
~{γγ€γ}~
Iβm being touched
πππππ ππππ
bently
United Kingdom UK
Oh
~{γγ€γ}~
Bobby boy
πππππ ππππ
he js said i look like a graif
United Kingdom UK
I have no idea who that is
πππππ ππππ
him
United Kingdom UK
Oh
πππππ ππππ
he uhm
~{γγ€γ}~
She touched me inappropriately
πππππ ππππ
nuh uh
~{γγ€γ}~
And Iβm 6
~{γγ€γ}~
So
πππππ ππππ
you touched my great uncle frank
πππππ ππππ
WHAT
~{γγ€γ}~
Ur getting a case
πππππ ππππ
YOUR NOT 6
~{γγ€γ}~
Yuh uh
πππππ ππππ
MOM
πππππ ππππ
HELP
πππππ ππππ
π
mal
never fear paw patrols here!
United Kingdom UK
Swear that on God
mal
whenever youre in trouble just yelp for help!
πππππ ππππ
yelps for help
United Kingdom UK
I be shivering in cringe
~{γγ€γ}~
On diddy
mal
guys if i was a paw patrol pup which one would i be
πππππ ππππ
idk
πππππ ππππ
i like sky
πππππ ππππ
i have a paw patrol poster
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and a carbeeat
~{γγ€γ}~
SAME
mal
i love paw patrol
πππππ ππππ
and hello kitty
πππππ ππππ
yuh
mal
i like zuma and rocky
United Kingdom UK
Id be the ambulance that runs them over
πππππ ππππ
oh
mal
thats rude
mal
guys i got a pink mcr sticker for my phone case!!
πππππ ππππ
ooh
πππππ ππππ
guys i look good in no color
~{γγ€γ}~
Well well well
mal
i bet you look good in lots of colors
πππππ ππππ
HELLUR KITTY
~{γγ€γ}~
~{γγ€γ}~
Kitty
πππππ ππππ
rarw
~{γγ€γ}~
No feet pics btw
πππππ ππππ
uh..
πππππ ππππ
what?
United Kingdom UK
Sad
~{γγ€γ}~
OFC YOU WANT FEET PICS
mal
~{γγ€γ}~
United Kingdom UK
Pussy
mal
yes
πππππ ππππ
wtf is this shit in my camera roll
~{γγ€γ}~
Were
πππππ ππππ
i love pussy
~{γγ€γ}~
Gay?
~{γγ€γ}~
π
United Kingdom UK
Over there
United Kingdom UK
^^
United Kingdom UK
Thats pussy
~{γγ€γ}~
Oh
~{γγ€γ}~
Got my hopes up
~{γγ€γ}~
Joking
πππππ ππππ
~{γγ€γ}~
United Kingdom UK
Bro i be eating the boxes too if they dont get me my food
mal
charlie im getting better at that song yayayay
πππππ ππππ
YYAYAYA
United Kingdom UK
Is that strawberry milk or sum
~{γγ€γ}~
~{γγ€γ}~
Magical potion
πππππ ππππ
horse looks like me fr
mal
π₯³
United Kingdom UK
Whys he in the bathroom
~{γγ€γ}~
I love my horsy and my horsy lΓΈve me
mal
pretty eye
~{γγ€γ}~
πππππ ππππ
eyeuh
United Kingdom UK
Is that the new update
mal
prettyyy
mal
i wish my eyes were a different color
πππππ ππππ
your eyes are gergous
~{γγ€γ}~
Eye
mal
theyre js brown
mal
i dont like them
United Kingdom UK
My eyes are like grayish
mal
thats so cool
πππππ ππππ
HE JUST SAID HES GONNA MOLEST MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
~{γγ€γ}~
Who
πππππ ππππ
π«Ά
United Kingdom UK
Browns good
πππππ ππππ
you
mal
not my brown
~{γγ€γ}~
Whoβs you
πππππ ππππ
bruh
United Kingdom UK
Your brown is even better
~{γγ€γ}~
W rizz
mal
LMAO
~{γγ€γ}~
πππππ ππππ
49 hours seince i ate last
United Kingdom UK
Furry caseoh
United Kingdom UK
Lowkenuinely gay
πππππ ππππ
bro has the same body as me frfr
~{γγ€γ}~
Mmhm
πππππ ππππ
see hs just agreed
~{γγ€γ}~
πππππ ππππ
SEND THAT RQ]
~{γγ€γ}~
Ima send feet pics
United Kingdom UK
Send that to cosmo
~{γγ€γ}~
United Kingdom UK
Talking about yhis btw
πππππ ππππ
.
United Kingdom UK
Overwhelming amount of chins
~{γγ€γ}~
I am to
mal
im crine
mal
guys both my cats js spawn when i sing its so funny
~{γγ€γ}~
πππππ ππππ
PLEASE OMG GOD PLEASE I NEED THIS EUGHH
πππππ ππππ
ghost face π«
~{γγ€γ}~
Noted
πππππ ππππ
its cause its so coolio
United Kingdom UK
The beginner enermies have spawned
~{γγ€γ}~
~{γγ€γ}~
My cat is sleeping
πππππ ππππ
~{γγ€γ}~
πππππ ππππ
how dig is your bick
United Kingdom UK
Shits in my dhirt collection
United Kingdom UK
Shirt*
~{γγ€γ}~
1/5 quids inches
πππππ ππππ
WHATTT I GOTTA DO TO FIND A SUB WHO DOWN TO CHOKE MEEE
mal
op
πππππ ππππ
TIE ME UP AND I FORGOT THE LYRICSSSS
πππππ ππππ
hodl up lemme look ts up
United Kingdom UK
Zamn
πππππ ππππ
i wanna learn how ti sing
πππππ ππππ
uhm
~{γγ€γ}~
OFC YOU WANA BE CHOKED AND TIED UP
πππππ ππππ
fuck tis like
~{γγ€γ}~
WEL WELL WELLL
πππππ ππππ
its like
πππππ ππππ
oh good in goodbye
~{γγ€γ}~
Can bald people get dandruff
πππππ ππππ
....
πππππ ππππ
mal lemme record this i need opions
mal
oki doki
United Kingdom UK
Im pretty sure they still scrub their pulp. That could count
mal
bro i have 5 million recordings of this one song rn lmao
πππππ ππππ
my singing is bad rn lol
mal
my singings bad in this song
πππππ ππππ
lemme try ocean eyes
~{γγ€γ}~
I donβt sing
mal
damn
πππππ ππππ
mal i cant do coean eyes its bad
mal
i cant sing that song either
~{γγ€γ}~
Would yβall tap a femboy for 5$
mal
no
πππππ ππππ
YES
~{γγ€γ}~
I would
πππππ ππππ
mal wanna hear me sing uhm video games
mal
sure
mal
i love singing that song
mal
do yk the song how could you by jessie murph
~{γγ€γ}~
Ima go go
mal
oki
πππππ ππππ
no i dont
mal
i love singing it
mal
it hits so deep too
πππππ ππππ
ooh
mal
the lyrics are js insane
πππππ ππππ
i cant sing video games my brothers being annoying
mal
noooo
πππππ ππππ
i will later
mal
oki doki
πππππ ππππ
meowmeowmeomkwopemwpomwoemwp]o4emwpomwpomwopmomweomewemwoewom
mal
neigh
πππππ ππππ
https://voca.ro/1nm3Lm2tkOYo
πππππ ππππ
i was trying not to laugh cause bently was glazing
~{γγ€γ}~
Γ glaze a lot
πππππ ππππ
silly boy
πππππ ππππ
please can we watch legally blond
πππππ ππππ
pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeee
πππππ ππππ
π₯Ί
mal
beautifullll
πππππ ππππ
yayy
mal
yayay
Cosmo idk
Well i just got a random bloody more and I'm using that as am excuse to get on this phone
mal
uhm
Cosmo idk
Hehe
mal
i love disney
Cosmo idk
Same
Cosmo idk
Guessing you singing random Disney songs rn?
mal
mhm
Cosmo idk
Wow I'm so smart
mal
no im js predictable
mal
i fucking love coco
Cosmo idk
And i can connect stuff together like a puzzle
mal
sure
Cosmo idk
Except for when it came to predicting that you liked ur bf
mal
i was so obvious abt it too
Cosmo idk
Yeah I know that know
Cosmo idk
Now
mal
lmaoo
mal
i make no attempts to hide when i like someone
mal
cus idgaf if ppl know
Cosmo idk
Anyways my mom wants me downstairs
mal
loooooser
United Kingdom UK
I now that know
United Kingdom UK
Unc status lost
Cosmo idk
Well i lost my ducking phone again because I'm a ducking retard and flunked one of my English papers
Cosmo idk
My mom fucking hates me now
Cosmo idk
TBH i have myself too.
Cosmo idk
They sent me to a program to try to help me and i completely failed them.
Cosmo idk
Hip hip fucking hooray
Cosmo idk
And i got another bloody nose from stress.
Cosmo idk
Ugh i just wanna listen to my music and go to sleep and never wake up.
Cosmo idk
Hehe that's kinda funny
Cosmo idk
IDK why but it is to me
Cosmo idk
I feel kinda weird rn
Cosmo idk
I'm thinking a bunch of thoughts that i can't tell if they're real or not
Cosmo idk
My heart rates feeling kinda high
Cosmo idk
My breathing feels weird and my mouth has the yummy metallic taste of blood
Cosmo idk
Who the fuck is stalking
Cosmo idk
Eh whatever. What's to care about some rando online
Cosmo idk
Y'all can just stop caring about me.
.Δ«__Δ«.
Yo, wtf happened
.Δ«__Δ«.
Not happening :/
.Δ«__Δ«.
Some random person that came for the jokes prob :/
.Δ«__Δ«.
All that happened was you flunked a paper. Idk how serious your fam takes it
.Δ«__Δ«.
But just make sure you don't flunk ur next one if there is one
.Δ«__Δ«.
That paper must've been hard thou. You're like one of the smartest people ik
.Δ«__Δ«.
I'm going to bed in 40 mins so I'll check back before I gtb. If you are here we can talk
United Kingdom UK
Do not say that
United Kingdom UK
Ever again
United Kingdom UK
We love you Cosmo.
πππππ ππππ
nope nuh never
πππππ ππππ
we love you so much cosmo and will never stop caring