United Kingdom UK3 months agoCosmo idkwww.youtube.com/channel/UCo4y7A6EF2tZ1Q2Oxx64HNQIs a link to porn
United Kingdom UK3 months agoOrlaithi was gonna read porn last night but i forgot toImagine reading porn.
Orlaith3 months agoguys i really wanna call bently and i go home today but hes not spending it with me
United Kingdom UK3 months agoOrlaithmakes her exploid herself walk around nakedThats a very interesting story ig?
Cosmo idk3 months agoUnited Kingdom UKI wanna search up readable porn on amazonthey're called erotic novels
Cosmo idk3 months agomalβ‘cus first you said ive ONLY watched it and not its still you watched iti didn't watch 2g1c
United Kingdom UK3 months agoCosmo idkuk go shove a teacup up ur assI like when the teacup is warm it makes my ass heat up
malβ‘3 months agoUnited Kingdom UKYou started itbro likes to start the sexual references and then gets weirded out when you go with it smh
malβ‘3 months ago~{γγ€γ}~I like it when controller buzzes it makes my balls tinglemm i love when my balls tingle
United Kingdom UK3 months agoOrlaithno one time i found out how to make the controller vibrate and used it to goonGenius!
Orlaith3 months agoUnited Kingdom UKThe longer the tongue the more there is to suckare you sucking on tounges
United Kingdom UK3 months agomalβ‘whenever youre in trouble just yelp for help!I be shivering in cringe
United Kingdom UK3 months agomalβ‘guys if i was a paw patrol pup which one would i beId be the ambulance that runs them over
United Kingdom UK3 months agomalβ‘guys both my cats js spawn when i sing its so funnyThe beginner enermies have spawned
United Kingdom UK3 months ago~{γγ€γ}~Can bald people get dandruffIm pretty sure they still scrub their pulp. That could count
Cosmo idk3 months agoWell i just got a random bloody more and I'm using that as am excuse to get on this phone
Cosmo idk3 months agoWell i lost my ducking phone again because I'm a ducking retard and flunked one of my English papers
Breek3 months agoI'm going to bed in 40 mins so I'll check back before I gtb. If you are here we can talk
Comments (445)
opal πΏ
who
Orlaith
its a song lyric lol
Cosmo idk
dang
Orlaith
yur
Cosmo idk
omer adam such an insanely good singer
Orlaith
huh?
Orlaith
whos that
Cosmo idk
israeli singer
Orlaith
oh
Cosmo idk
he's literally the top israeli singer
Cosmo idk
www.youtube.com/channel/UCo4y7A6EF2tZ1Q2Oxx64HNQ
Cosmo idk
jomoki also likes him
Orlaith
im not watching that
Cosmo idk
it's just the channel
United Kingdom UK
Is a link to porn
Cosmo idk
oh yeah totally
Orlaith
W
Orlaith
i was gonna read porn last night but i forgot to
Cosmo idk
ew
Cosmo idk
hey charlie
malβ‘
oh
Orlaith
I wanna call bentlyyyyyy
Orlaith
yah
United Kingdom UK
Imagine reading porn.
United Kingdom UK
Real ones just watch it
malβ‘
crazy
Orlaith
I meant to say watch ;lol
United Kingdom UK
Idek what reading porn is
United Kingdom UK
Whos gonna look at words and then fuck himself?
Orlaith
π
Orlaith
Ive done it before
Orlaith
smut
malβ‘
op
United Kingdom UK
What were you reading lol
malβ‘
anatomy textbooks
United Kingdom UK
I wanna search up readable porn on amazon
Orlaith
the calming of sleeping beauty
Orlaith
i think tis called
Orlaith
its about this guy who fucks then kisses sleeping beauty then wakes her
Orlaith
then like owns her
Orlaith
makes her exploid herself walk around naked
Orlaith
and js serves him
Orlaith
guys i really wanna call bently and i go home today but hes not spending it with me
United Kingdom UK
Oh
United Kingdom UK
Thats a very interesting story ig?
malβ‘
what the hell
Orlaith
yeah
malβ‘
i js got a 4 pack of redbull
Orlaith
gimmie
malβ‘
no mine
Orlaith
mom
United Kingdom UK
Ship it
Orlaith
would you still love if i threw a microwave at you
malβ‘
if i didnt die then yeah
malβ‘
no
Orlaith
oki
Cosmo idk
huh
Cosmo idk
someones bein greedy
Orlaith
www.youtube.com/shorts/vE5Yohqkkus
United Kingdom UK
Ship it to guatemala
Cosmo idk
they're called erotic novels
United Kingdom UK
Ofc you know
Cosmo idk
bud
United Kingdom UK
Unless you were jokinh
Cosmo idk
i think thats what they're called. they're along that genre
United Kingdom UK
They should just be called porn bookd
United Kingdom UK
So you really know what youre gettinh yourself into
Cosmo idk
nope
United Kingdom UK
When you read it
Cosmo idk
i don't watch porn
Cosmo idk
oh lmao
Cosmo idk
they're typically called erotic fanfiction but ig thats an erotic fairytale
United Kingdom UK
Roleplay should be part of that genre
Cosmo idk
ig yeah
Cosmo idk
but anyways lets change the subject
United Kingdom UK
Noooo but porn!
Cosmo idk
exactly
Cosmo idk
porns boring
United Kingdom UK
I actually watched it once. It was gross tho i didnt like it
Cosmo idk
ive watched it a few times
Cosmo idk
sure it gets my dick hard but so what
United Kingdom UK
You can just search up hot sexy on google to get the same experience
Cosmo idk
yeah
Orlaith
...
Cosmo idk
or you could jus get a gf
Orlaith
i love porn
Cosmo idk
porn bad and gives unrealistic expectations with sex
Cosmo idk
so dont watch porn
Cosmo idk
think with ur brain not ur genitals
Orlaith
no\
Cosmo idk
yes
Cosmo idk
/
Orlaith
nuhuh
Cosmo idk
yuh huh
Orlaith
bitch boy
Cosmo idk
furry
malβ‘
brains are overrated
Cosmo idk
says the brainless
Cosmo idk
who only watched 2g1c
malβ‘
im not brainless
malβ‘
yeah cus i have more of a brain
malβ‘
only porn i ever watched was accidental
Orlaith
IM NOT A FURRY
Cosmo idk
sure
Cosmo idk
still you watched 2g1c
malβ‘
yeah
malβ‘
whats your point exactly..
Cosmo idk
uh
Cosmo idk
no comment
United Kingdom UK
She crashed out on you for saying that
malβ‘
cus first you said ive ONLY watched it and not its still you watched it
malβ‘
lets be consistent
United Kingdom UK
Dont do the same mistake
Cosmo idk
i didn't watch 2g1c
malβ‘
yeah ik
Cosmo idk
uh ok mal you win
malβ‘
ik i do π
Cosmo idk
hmph
Cosmo idk
i miss jomoki
malβ‘
loser
Cosmo idk
shut it
malβ‘
no
Cosmo idk
damn it
United Kingdom UK
Ha
United Kingdom UK
Hahaha
United Kingdom UK
Ha
Cosmo idk
uk go shove a teacup up ur ass
malβ‘
youd prolly like that huh cosmo
Orlaith
he just said he dosnet know any other langue than "american"
Cosmo idk
no
malβ‘
thats cute
United Kingdom UK
I like when the teacup is warm it makes my ass heat up
Cosmo idk
nuh uh
Cosmo idk
wtf
malβ‘
#relatable
Cosmo idk
mal what
Cosmo idk
uh
Cosmo idk
erm
Cosmo idk
wow
Orlaith
type shit
malβ‘
thats like my favorite thing to say
Cosmo idk
not relatable
Orlaith
that tecups warm your ass?
malβ‘
no
malβ‘
#relatable
United Kingdom UK
I thought it was lmao
malβ‘
i said it like a billion times to my bf yesterday and did the finger # symbol too
malβ‘
and it was funny cus it makes everyone crige
United Kingdom UK
You started it
malβ‘
cringe*
Cosmo idk
shut
United Kingdom UK
Pour warm tea in my ass
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I like it when controller buzzes it makes my balls tingle
Cosmo idk
...
Orlaith
TYPE SHIT
Cosmo idk
uh nice
malβ‘
bro likes to start the sexual references and then gets weirded out when you go with it smh
Orlaith
no one time i found out how to make the controller vibrate and used it to goon
malβ‘
mm i love when my balls tingle
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Iβll be leaving now
Orlaith
I love gooning
Orlaith
NO
United Kingdom UK
Genius!
Orlaith
my moms a dude
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Γ goon to femboys
Orlaith
im not a femboy
Orlaith
?
United Kingdom UK
The teacup fits in nicely
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Well I donβt goon to you
Orlaith
I dont shove anything up my ass
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Orlaith
tragic
malβ‘
10/10
Orlaith
yall
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United Kingdom UK
My zoom call face.
Orlaith
~{γγ€γ}~
malβ‘
BAHAHAHA
malβ‘
i stand by what i said
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Erm me to I guess
malβ‘
my bf would prolly like that
Orlaith
whatπ
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β¦
Orlaith
My tounge got some moves (;
United Kingdom UK
The longer the tongue the more there is to suck
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I donβt feel safe
Orlaith
are you sucking on tounges
United Kingdom UK
Im talking about my tongue
Orlaith
you suck on your tounge?
Orlaith
im genunily comfused
United Kingdom UK
~{γγ€γ}~
I suck on candy
malβ‘
tongue kisses
Orlaith
yall im being bulled right now
Orlaith
bullied*
United Kingdom UK
By who
Orlaith
bite the bottom lip and ride him ts
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Iβm being touched
Orlaith
bently
United Kingdom UK
Oh
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Bobby boy
Orlaith
he js said i look like a graif
United Kingdom UK
I have no idea who that is
Orlaith
him
United Kingdom UK
Oh
Orlaith
he uhm
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She touched me inappropriately
Orlaith
nuh uh
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And Iβm 6
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So
Orlaith
you touched my great uncle frank
Orlaith
WHAT
~{γγ€γ}~
Ur getting a case
Orlaith
YOUR NOT 6
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Yuh uh
Orlaith
MOM
Orlaith
HELP
Orlaith
π
malβ‘
never fear paw patrols here!
United Kingdom UK
Swear that on God
malβ‘
whenever youre in trouble just yelp for help!
Orlaith
yelps for help
United Kingdom UK
I be shivering in cringe
~{γγ€γ}~
On diddy
malβ‘
guys if i was a paw patrol pup which one would i be
Orlaith
idk
Orlaith
i like sky
Orlaith
i have a paw patrol poster
Orlaith
and a carbeeat
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SAME
malβ‘
i love paw patrol
Orlaith
and hello kitty
Orlaith
yuh
malβ‘
i like zuma and rocky
United Kingdom UK
Id be the ambulance that runs them over
Orlaith
oh
malβ‘
thats rude
malβ‘
guys i got a pink mcr sticker for my phone case!!
Orlaith
ooh
Orlaith
guys i look good in no color
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Well well well
malβ‘
i bet you look good in lots of colors
Orlaith
HELLUR KITTY
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Kitty
Orlaith
rarw
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No feet pics btw
Orlaith
uh..
Orlaith
what?
United Kingdom UK
Sad
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OFC YOU WANT FEET PICS
malβ‘
~{γγ€γ}~
United Kingdom UK
Pussy
malβ‘
yes
Orlaith
wtf is this shit in my camera roll
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Were
Orlaith
i love pussy
~{γγ€γ}~
Gay?
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π
United Kingdom UK
Over there
United Kingdom UK
^^
United Kingdom UK
Thats pussy
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Oh
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Got my hopes up
~{γγ€γ}~
Joking
Orlaith
~{γγ€γ}~
United Kingdom UK
Bro i be eating the boxes too if they dont get me my food
malβ‘
charlie im getting better at that song yayayay
Orlaith
YYAYAYA
United Kingdom UK
Is that strawberry milk or sum
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Magical potion
Orlaith
horse looks like me fr
malβ‘
π₯³
United Kingdom UK
Whys he in the bathroom
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I love my horsy and my horsy lΓΈve me
malβ‘
pretty eye
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Orlaith
eyeuh
United Kingdom UK
Is that the new update
malβ‘
prettyyy
malβ‘
i wish my eyes were a different color
Orlaith
your eyes are gergous
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Eye
malβ‘
theyre js brown
malβ‘
i dont like them
United Kingdom UK
My eyes are like grayish
malβ‘
thats so cool
Orlaith
HE JUST SAID HES GONNA MOLEST MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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Who
Orlaith
π«Ά
United Kingdom UK
Browns good
Orlaith
you
malβ‘
not my brown
~{γγ€γ}~
Whoβs you
Orlaith
bruh
United Kingdom UK
Your brown is even better
~{γγ€γ}~
W rizz
malβ‘
LMAO
~{γγ€γ}~
Orlaith
49 hours seince i ate last
United Kingdom UK
Furry caseoh
United Kingdom UK
Lowkenuinely gay
Orlaith
bro has the same body as me frfr
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Mmhm
Orlaith
see hs just agreed
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Orlaith
SEND THAT RQ]
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Ima send feet pics
United Kingdom UK
Send that to cosmo
~{γγ€γ}~
United Kingdom UK
Talking about yhis btw
Orlaith
.
United Kingdom UK
Overwhelming amount of chins
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I am to
malβ‘
im crine
malβ‘
guys both my cats js spawn when i sing its so funny
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Orlaith
PLEASE OMG GOD PLEASE I NEED THIS EUGHH
Orlaith
ghost face π«
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Noted
Orlaith
its cause its so coolio
United Kingdom UK
The beginner enermies have spawned
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My cat is sleeping
Orlaith
~{γγ€γ}~
Orlaith
how dig is your bick
United Kingdom UK
Shits in my dhirt collection
United Kingdom UK
Shirt*
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1/5 quids inches
Orlaith
WHATTT I GOTTA DO TO FIND A SUB WHO DOWN TO CHOKE MEEE
malβ‘
op
Orlaith
TIE ME UP AND I FORGOT THE LYRICSSSS
Orlaith
hodl up lemme look ts up
United Kingdom UK
Zamn
Orlaith
i wanna learn how ti sing
Orlaith
uhm
~{γγ€γ}~
OFC YOU WANA BE CHOKED AND TIED UP
Orlaith
fuck tis like
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WEL WELL WELLL
Orlaith
its like
Orlaith
oh good in goodbye
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Can bald people get dandruff
Orlaith
....
Orlaith
mal lemme record this i need opions
malβ‘
oki doki
United Kingdom UK
Im pretty sure they still scrub their pulp. That could count
malβ‘
bro i have 5 million recordings of this one song rn lmao
Orlaith
my singing is bad rn lol
malβ‘
my singings bad in this song
Orlaith
lemme try ocean eyes
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I donβt sing
malβ‘
damn
Orlaith
mal i cant do coean eyes its bad
malβ‘
i cant sing that song either
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Would yβall tap a femboy for 5$
malβ‘
no
Orlaith
YES
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I would
Orlaith
mal wanna hear me sing uhm video games
malβ‘
sure
malβ‘
i love singing that song
malβ‘
do yk the song how could you by jessie murph
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Ima go go
malβ‘
oki
Orlaith
no i dont
malβ‘
i love singing it
malβ‘
it hits so deep too
Orlaith
ooh
malβ‘
the lyrics are js insane
Orlaith
i cant sing video games my brothers being annoying
malβ‘
noooo
Orlaith
i will later
malβ‘
oki doki
Orlaith
meowmeowmeomkwopemwpomwoemwp]o4emwpomwpomwopmomweomewemwoewom
malβ‘
neigh
Orlaith
https://voca.ro/1nm3Lm2tkOYo
Orlaith
i was trying not to laugh cause bently was glazing
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Γ glaze a lot
Orlaith
silly boy
Orlaith
please can we watch legally blond
Orlaith
pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Orlaith
π₯Ί
malβ‘
beautifullll
Orlaith
yayy
malβ‘
yayay
Cosmo idk
Well i just got a random bloody more and I'm using that as am excuse to get on this phone
malβ‘
uhm
Cosmo idk
Hehe
malβ‘
i love disney
Cosmo idk
Same
Cosmo idk
Guessing you singing random Disney songs rn?
malβ‘
mhm
Cosmo idk
Wow I'm so smart
malβ‘
no im js predictable
malβ‘
i fucking love coco
Cosmo idk
And i can connect stuff together like a puzzle
malβ‘
sure
Cosmo idk
Except for when it came to predicting that you liked ur bf
malβ‘
i was so obvious abt it too
Cosmo idk
Yeah I know that know
Cosmo idk
Now
malβ‘
lmaoo
malβ‘
i make no attempts to hide when i like someone
malβ‘
cus idgaf if ppl know
Cosmo idk
Anyways my mom wants me downstairs
malβ‘
loooooser
United Kingdom UK
I now that know
United Kingdom UK
Unc status lost
Cosmo idk
Well i lost my ducking phone again because I'm a ducking retard and flunked one of my English papers
Cosmo idk
My mom fucking hates me now
Cosmo idk
TBH i have myself too.
Cosmo idk
They sent me to a program to try to help me and i completely failed them.
Cosmo idk
Hip hip fucking hooray
Cosmo idk
And i got another bloody nose from stress.
Cosmo idk
Ugh i just wanna listen to my music and go to sleep and never wake up.
Cosmo idk
Hehe that's kinda funny
Cosmo idk
IDK why but it is to me
Cosmo idk
I feel kinda weird rn
Cosmo idk
I'm thinking a bunch of thoughts that i can't tell if they're real or not
Cosmo idk
My heart rates feeling kinda high
Cosmo idk
My breathing feels weird and my mouth has the yummy metallic taste of blood
Cosmo idk
Who the fuck is stalking
Cosmo idk
Eh whatever. What's to care about some rando online
Cosmo idk
Y'all can just stop caring about me.
Breek
Yo, wtf happened
Breek
Not happening :/
Breek
Some random person that came for the jokes prob :/
Breek
All that happened was you flunked a paper. Idk how serious your fam takes it
Breek
But just make sure you don't flunk ur next one if there is one
Breek
That paper must've been hard thou. You're like one of the smartest people ik
Breek
I'm going to bed in 40 mins so I'll check back before I gtb. If you are here we can talk
United Kingdom UK
Do not say that
United Kingdom UK
Ever again
United Kingdom UK
We love you Cosmo.
Orlaith
nope nuh never
Orlaith
we love you so much cosmo and will never stop caring