Forgetting an Ex

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  • omer adam such an insanely good singer

    he's literally the top israeli singer

    i was gonna read porn last night but i forgot to

    KittyCatt

    i was gonna read porn last night but i forgot to

    oh

    I wanna call bentlyyyyyy

    KittyCatt

    i was gonna read porn last night but i forgot to

    Imagine reading porn.

    I meant to say watch ;lol

    United Kingdom UK

    What were you reading lol

    the calming of sleeping beauty

    its about this guy who fucks then kisses sleeping beauty then wakes her

    makes her exploid herself walk around naked

    guys i really wanna call bently and i go home today but hes not spending it with me

    KittyCatt

    makes her exploid herself walk around naked

    Thats a very interesting story ig?

    i js got a 4 pack of redbull

    would you still love if i threw a microwave at you

    malβ™‘

    if i didnt die then yeah

    oki

    malβ™‘

    no mine

    someones bein greedy

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    I wanna search up readable porn on amazon

    they're called erotic novels

    i think thats what they're called. they're along that genre

    they're typically called erotic fanfiction but ig thats an erotic fairytale

    but anyways lets change the subject

    I actually watched it once. It was gross tho i didnt like it

    ive watched it a few times

    sure it gets my dick hard but so what

    You can just search up hot sexy on google to get the same experience

    or you could jus get a gf

    porn bad and gives unrealistic expectations with sex

    think with ur brain not ur genitals

    Cosmo idk

    who only watched 2g1c

    yeah cus i have more of a brain

    only porn i ever watched was accidental

    Cosmo idk

    furry

    IM NOT A FURRY

    malβ™‘

    only porn i ever watched was accidental

    still you watched 2g1c

    cus first you said ive ONLY watched it and not its still you watched it

    malβ™‘

    cus first you said ive ONLY watched it and not its still you watched it

    i didn't watch 2g1c

    uk go shove a teacup up ur ass

    youd prolly like that huh cosmo

    he just said he dosnet know any other langue than "american"

    KittyCatt

    he just said he dosnet know any other langue than "american"

    thats cute

    Cosmo idk

    uk go shove a teacup up ur ass

    I like when the teacup is warm it makes my ass heat up

    KittyCatt

    he just said he dosnet know any other langue than "american"

    nuh uh

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    I like when the teacup is warm it makes my ass heat up

    wtf

    United Kingdom UK

    I like when the teacup is warm it makes my ass heat up

    #relatable

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    I like when the teacup is warm it makes my ass heat up

    type shit

    thats like my favorite thing to say

    that tecups warm your ass?

    i said it like a billion times to my bf yesterday and did the finger # symbol too

    and it was funny cus it makes everyone crige

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    You started it

    shut

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    You started it

    bro likes to start the sexual references and then gets weirded out when you go with it smh

    no one time i found out how to make the controller vibrate and used it to goon

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    I like it when controller buzzes it makes my balls tingle

    mm i love when my balls tingle

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    I’ll be leaving now

    NO

    KittyCatt

    no one time i found out how to make the controller vibrate and used it to goon

    Genius!

    malβ™‘

    mm i love when my balls tingle

    my moms a dude

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    The teacup fits in nicely

    I dont shove anything up my ass

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    Well I don’t goon to you

    tragic

    ~{γƒžγ‚€γƒ­}~
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    10/10

    KittyCatt
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    i stand by what i said

    my bf would prolly like that

    My tounge got some moves (;

    KittyCatt
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    The longer the tongue the more there is to suck

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    The longer the tongue the more there is to suck

    are you sucking on tounges

    KittyCatt

    are you sucking on tounges

    Im talking about my tongue

    you suck on your tounge?

    KittyCatt

    you suck on your tounge?

    tongue kisses

    yall im being bulled right now

    malβ™‘

    tongue kisses

    bite the bottom lip and ride him ts

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    By who

    bently

    he js said i look like a graif

    ~{γƒžγ‚€γƒ­}~

    Bobby boy

    him

    you touched my great uncle frank

    never fear paw patrols here!

    whenever youre in trouble just yelp for help!

    malβ™‘

    whenever youre in trouble just yelp for help!

    I be shivering in cringe

    guys if i was a paw patrol pup which one would i be

    i have a paw patrol poster

    malβ™‘

    i love paw patrol

    yuh

    malβ™‘

    guys if i was a paw patrol pup which one would i be

    Id be the ambulance that runs them over

    guys i got a pink mcr sticker for my phone case!!

    guys i look good in no color

    KittyCatt

    guys i look good in no color

    i bet you look good in lots of colors

    wtf is this shit in my camera roll

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    Pussy

    i love pussy

    ~{γƒžγ‚€γƒ­}~
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    Bro i be eating the boxes too if they dont get me my food

    charlie im getting better at that song yayayay

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    malβ™‘

    charlie im getting better at that song yayayay

    YYAYAYA

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    i wish my eyes were a different color

    KittyCatt

    your eyes are gergous

    theyre js brown

    malβ™‘

    i wish my eyes were a different color

    My eyes are like grayish

    HE JUST SAID HES GONNA MOLEST MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

    ~{γƒžγ‚€γƒ­}~

    Who

    you

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    Browns good

    not my brown

    49 hours seince i ate last

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    bro has the same body as me frfr

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    Overwhelming amount of chins

    guys both my cats js spawn when i sing its so funny

    PLEASE OMG GOD PLEASE I NEED THIS EUGHH

    malβ™‘

    guys both my cats js spawn when i sing its so funny

    its cause its so coolio

    malβ™‘

    guys both my cats js spawn when i sing its so funny

    The beginner enermies have spawned

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    Shits in my dhirt collection

    WHATTT I GOTTA DO TO FIND A SUB WHO DOWN TO CHOKE MEEE

    TIE ME UP AND I FORGOT THE LYRICSSSS

    hodl up lemme look ts up

    i wanna learn how ti sing

    KittyCatt

    oh good in goodbye

    mal lemme record this i need opions

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    Can bald people get dandruff

    Im pretty sure they still scrub their pulp. That could count

    bro i have 5 million recordings of this one song rn lmao

    my singing is bad rn lol

    my singings bad in this song

    mal i cant do coean eyes its bad

    i cant sing that song either

    mal wanna hear me sing uhm video games

    do yk the song how could you by jessie murph

    i cant sing video games my brothers being annoying

    meowmeowmeomkwopemwpomwoemwp]o4emwpomwpomwopmomweomewemwoewom

    https://voca.ro/1nm3Lm2tkOYo

    i was trying not to laugh cause bently was glazing

    please can we watch legally blond

    KittyCatt

    https://voca.ro/1nm3Lm2tkOYo

    beautifullll

    Well i just got a random bloody more and I'm using that as am excuse to get on this phone

    Guessing you singing random Disney songs rn?

    And i can connect stuff together like a puzzle

    Except for when it came to predicting that you liked ur bf

    i make no attempts to hide when i like someone

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    cus idgaf if ppl know

    Anyways my mom wants me downstairs

    Cosmo idk

    Anyways my mom wants me downstairs

    Unc status lost

    Well i lost my ducking phone again because I'm a ducking retard and flunked one of my English papers

    My mom fucking hates me now

    They sent me to a program to try to help me and i completely failed them.

    And i got another bloody nose from stress.

    Ugh i just wanna listen to my music and go to sleep and never wake up.

    I'm thinking a bunch of thoughts that i can't tell if they're real or not

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    My heart rates feeling kinda high

    My breathing feels weird and my mouth has the yummy metallic taste of blood

    Who the fuck is stalking

    Eh whatever. What's to care about some rando online

    Y'all can just stop caring about me.

    Yo, wtf happened

    Cosmo idk

    Y'all can just stop caring about me.

    Not happening :/

    Cosmo idk

    Who the fuck is stalking

    Some random person that came for the jokes prob :/

    All that happened was you flunked a paper. Idk how serious your fam takes it

    But just make sure you don't flunk ur next one if there is one

    That paper must've been hard thou. You're like one of the smartest people ik

    I'm going to bed in 40 mins so I'll check back before I gtb. If you are here we can talk

    Cosmo idk

    Y'all can just stop caring about me.

    Do not say that

    Cosmo idk

    Y'all can just stop caring about me.

    nope nuh never

    we love you so much cosmo and will never stop caring

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