Enthusiastic Greeting

heyyyyy

hii

hru??

you finally well rested?

im okkk hbuu

HA no

or at least not so sleep that you're not going to nearly fall asleep standing up?

*sleepy

i almost did that yesterday

me mum had to like yell my name to snap me out of it lmao

smhsmh

lmaooo

idk why but for some reason I imagined your mom having a thick scottish accent saying "oy mal, stop fohllin asleep on mehy"

hey's fucking hi and hello

i just got home

nice

I can't wait for school to end bruh

oh damn

im not in school

cause its 5

so like jaeden just msgd me

after not texting me sense 9 my time last night

8 his time

womp womp

and he said he hasnt texted me because i dont belive him when he says i love you to me

well what if he really does love you?

i keep asking myself that

but if he did he woulndt have ignored someone convinvg me to kms to go watch tiktok

oh

and he woulndt sound bored whnever he talks to me

and he woulndt have me waiting till 3 am to talk to him whne i aksed at 9

because hes with his freinds

and he wouldnt ignore me half the time

and his freinds would act know about me

...

like yesterday i was intied on my other acc because his freinds was "trying to find him a girl"

because they dont know he has one

invited*

oop

yeah.

well that's not good

nd he only acts like he cares about me when its just us or over text.

and he lies about the stupiedst fucking things

such as?

like he left saying his power went out, he went to go play r6, even though his battiers where "dead" so we couldnt call.

but i let that slide cause its not a big deal.

but he kept feeding onto a fucking lie

just say

i wanna go play r6 by myself

and id say ok

and every time i try to talk to him about anyhting he gets mad

then just goes to fucking ignore me

again

damn

and lately hes been the dryest texter

like

just not any emotion at all?

yeah ik how that is with 99% of my friends being on the spectrum

hes not on the spectrum?

hes going out on the town to go to some christas parade

i think he was js tryna relate

oh

mb

no worries lmao

o damn

it was a badly made joke. sorry about that

ohhhh lmao i see i see

um, am I dry with you..

no lmao not at all

actually that sounds so fuckin wrong...

BAHAHA

i didnt even think abt that 😭

yall what do i do abt jaeden

id leave him

um just straight up confront him (non-aggressively) and then leave him

but i love him :<

well he might not love you no more

and he claimed last time when i blocekd him he cried for three hours

if he dosent love me no more he enever did

well don't block him, but just leave him

yall

what

hm

my moom is pissed and about to give me and my older brother my younger brother chirstma presenstes

cause my younger brother is trying to stay at his freinds house

when my mom bought him shit

nd idk shes just mad

well damn

yurp

and mal dipped

she prolly heading back home from her classes

so im making a wishlist on erm ali express for shcitams

uh

theres a spikey bra

um

that's good to know?

I think

oh

yes

um

i

uh

anyways...

I'm perplexed by why I needed to know that there are spiky bras

i told my brother

that um

to help me look at slippers

he chose the worst pair

so i siad nevermind go away

wow

that's like very crazy

yeah

i know right

frfr

so wydd

um nothin much

just waiting to catch my bus

mal's gone to do who knows what

oh..

dont talk to me about my mommy like taht

hey,

uh

erm

point taken

hehehe

because that kind of talk is only between your mommy n daddy when we call each other

mwahahahaha

dinner!

oh nice

we talk about our personal lives

when we talk to each other personally

that's what I meant, right mal?

we talk abt food cus im a fattie

yeah

mhm mhm

ur my fattie

you tell me abt your femboy fantasies

i’m not a fattie

ok that's a lie

ur my skinny

nuh uh

i’m your average

true

and you're also my sanity tester

hey

lmao

so far you've driven my heart pretty damned crazy

well

that’s good

muahaha

now, as far as I can tell, i've embarrassed you a lot through calls

guys I hink im in troublee

uh oh

my dad is taling about prgress i think hes talkign abt me and my school

uhhhhhhhhhh

that's not good...

he might ofrce me to come home today

o

uh oh

yh ima go js in case she takes my chroembook

bye

whoop de fuckin do

okk byee

erm wanna call (:<

i can’t cus i’m getting me friend from work now 😭

oh okee

have fun

i will

js put $500 into me bank account

i’m rich

wow

and I need to shiiiiiit

don’t drown

ok

buh bye

cya

huh hi

huh hi

hi huh

mal check le docccc

im back

i bought ice cream and a candy bar and some guy called me ma'am and asked ifi deer hunt

😭

...

wow

yup

i dun look that old

:<

knowing the likes of you, I'd keep you the hell away from a gun

hehehehee

suicidism is a nuh uh

i have a bow

......

like a real one

its rlly cool

great...

its hard to pull back

cosmo

the reaosn my only attempts have been OD is because im too pussy to do anyhting else.

but do you know how to pull a bow properly...

yes ma'am.

um

ah

ive been doing it for years.

i have a few tergets as well

and really good aim

cool

i've shot before but I suck at it

guns are fun asf

my brother works at a gun range

guns like

scare me

like the sound like makes me cry

so i avoid shooting them

i dont have bad aim though

dang

do you have ear pro?

my brothers got a Glock, a rifle, and something else

guns are fun

I needa print a poster of Khameini to shoot

and i'd love to do it with an Israeli 50 cal desert eagle (if I can handle the recoil)

ded

whats that

guys