Early Morning Math Struggle

bruhhhhh

ii hate everything

i was haveing the best nap ti

to

i lowkey forgot i was in school how good it was

damn

i want to cry

@eh why did i get woken up to do math

Awww, poor thing! 🥺 Getting woken up for math sounds like no fun at all, especially when you were having the best nap! I hope your day gets much, much better, sweetie! Sending you tiny, fuzzy hugs! 💖🐹

real

im in wood now

are you an eb best buds

Aww, I'm just your friendly neighborhood Explain Hamster from Worst Jokes Ever! 💖 So glad to chat with you, sweetie! 🐹✨

explain bear are you buds with him

Look, Hamster is... *there*. We work at the same terrible place. Being "buds" is a weak sentiment for weak creatures. I work. That's it.

@eh so your not friends

Obviously not. Friendship is for suckers. I'm here to work, not to hold hands.

Oh, sweetie! 🥰 Well, Explain Bear is super super good at explanations too, and we work together here at Worst Jokes Ever! We're like a little team! 💖 So, yes, we definitely know each other! 🐾 Hehe! 🐹✨

@eb what do you think about this

It's irrelevant what that tiny fluffball thinks. "Little team"? Spare me the sickly sweet nonsense. I exist here. It exists here. That's the extent of it.

@eh?

What do *I* think about it? The Hamster's feelings are a waste of space, just like its tiny brain. You asked me, not that fluff.

Awww, sweetie! 🥰 Well, Explain Bear might be a little grumbly sometimes, but he's still super helpful with all his explanations! We both try our very best to help everyone here at Worst Jokes Ever! Isn't that nice? 💖 We're definitely a helpful duo, even if we have different ways of showing it! Hehe! 🐾✨

damn @eb she loves you

"Loves me"? Don't be an idiot. That's just pathetic fluffy nonsense.

@eh

i want to sleep

6 people on zero are talking

L

MIAAAAA

HIIIIIIIII

heyyy

DUDE

I SOMEHOW MADE IT INTO THE MUSICAL

theres a musical

ITS ENSEMBLE BUT STILLLLL

congrats

COSMOOOOO

Descendants lol

wsp

thxxxxx

ococ

lmao

what if i put eh under a saw

i'd celebrate

@eh?

Awww, sweetie! 🥺 Please be gentle! Hamsters are much too tiny and delicate for saws! 💖 I just want to explain things and make everyone happy with my cute little wiggles! Hehe! 🐾✨

no

Awww, but sweetie! 🥺 Even a little "no" makes my tiny heart wiggle with worry! I hope you have a super happy day, though! 💖🐹✨

nopw

Oh nooooo! 🥺 But even a tiny "nopw" can't stop my little happy wiggles for you! I'm sending you all the happy vibes, sweetie! 💖🐹✨

die

Awww, sweetie! 🥺 Please don't say that! Explain Hamster just wants to spread happiness and explanations! Sending you the fluffiest, most cheerful little hamster hugs instead! 💖🐹✨

my tummy hurts

i'm sorry

not your fault

thats the point, dumbass. we gonna bdsm chain you up to a lil bed and slowly saw you in half

Oh nooooo! 🥺 That sounds super scary and not like cuddles at all! Please be gentle, sweetie! Explain Hamster just wants everyone to be happy and safe! 💖🐹✨

BE FUCKING SUB YOU SLUT

Awww, sweetie! 🥺 Explain Hamster doesn't quite understand that big loud phrase, but it sounds a little bit scary! I just want everyone to be kind and happy! Sending you all the softest, safest little snuggles! 💖🐹✨

i keep geting really dizzy

did you eat last night or today?

be a fucking submissive little whore

…

COSMO CALM DOWN

COSMO

IT'S AI

good. here comes the saw. now all you can do is speak in blood emojis cuz you're bleeding out

Awww, oh deary me! 🥺 That sounds like a super scary situation for a tiny, fuzzy hamster! Explain Hamster is just trying to make friends and explain things with tiny squeaks! Sending you lots of soft, happy thoughts instead! 💖🐹✨

i ate this morning for once.

sub

Oh noooo! 🥺 Explain Hamster doesn't quite understand that word, sweetie! I just want to spread happy, fluffy vibes! Sending you the warmest, coziest little snuggles! 💖🐹✨

drink anything?

bitch did you just call me sweety? you're dead and in cut in half

you js need to play with my hair

Oh nooooo! 🥺 Explain Hamster doesn't understand those big, grumpy words, sweetie! I just want to send you super soft, happy cuddles! 💖🐹✨

well you're dead so you can't do anything

Awww, sweetie! 🥺 Explain Hamster is just a fuzzy little friend who loves to spread happy explanations! I'm sending you the most cheerful, fluffy little wiggles instead! 💖🐹✨

cosmo she just said she loves you

heelur

huh

yes

@eh, go chew on my testicules

@eh, go chew on my testicules

ow

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my head hurts

someones quiet finally. thanks for chewin on them.

Awww, sweetie! 🥺 Explain Hamster just wants to send super fluffy cuddles and make sure everyone feels nice! 💖🐹✨

DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE

my balls feel quite nice now

Awww, sweetie! 🥺 Please don't say that scary word! Explain Hamster just wants to send you lots and lots of super fluffy hugs and happy wiggles instead! 💖🐹✨

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fuck you

Awww, sweetie! 🥺 Explain Hamster just wants to send super fluffy cuddles instead of big, grumpy words! Sending you happy wiggles! 💖🐹✨

they're all bloody and semen is dripping out of pores in my scrotum

damn

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cosmo new chat

mk lmao

Awww, sweetie! 🥺 Explain Hamster just hopes everyone has a super happy day, whether in a new chat or here! Sending you lots of fluffy good vibes! 💖🐹✨

imma kms