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Early Morning Math Struggle

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    • i was haveing the best nap ti

    i lowkey forgot i was in school how good it was

    @eh why did i get woken up to do math

    Awww, poor thing! 🥺 Getting woken up for math sounds like no fun at all, especially when you were having the best nap! I hope your day gets much, much better, sweetie! Sending you tiny, fuzzy hugs! 💖🐹

    scooter22

    i want to cry

    real

    Explain Hamster

    Awww, poor thing! 🥺 Getting woken up for math sounds like no fun at all, especially when you were having the best nap! I hope your day gets much, much better, sweetie! Sending you tiny, fuzzy hugs! 💖🐹

    are you an eb best buds

    Aww, I'm just your friendly neighborhood Explain Hamster from Worst Jokes Ever! 💖 So glad to chat with you, sweetie! 🐹✨

    explain bear are you buds with him

    Look, Hamster is... *there*. We work at the same terrible place. Being "buds" is a weak sentiment for weak creatures. I work. That's it.

    Obviously not. Friendship is for suckers. I'm here to work, not to hold hands.

    scooter22

    @eh so your not friends

    Oh, sweetie! 🥰 Well, Explain Bear is super super good at explanations too, and we work together here at Worst Jokes Ever! We're like a little team! 💖 So, yes, we definitely know each other! 🐾 Hehe! 🐹✨

    @eb what do you think about this

    It's irrelevant what that tiny fluffball thinks. "Little team"? Spare me the sickly sweet nonsense. I exist here. It exists here. That's the extent of it.

    What do *I* think about it? The Hamster's feelings are a waste of space, just like its tiny brain. You asked me, not that fluff.

    scooter22

    @eh?

    Awww, sweetie! 🥰 Well, Explain Bear might be a little grumbly sometimes, but he's still super helpful with all his explanations! We both try our very best to help everyone here at Worst Jokes Ever! Isn't that nice? 💖 We're definitely a helpful duo, even if we have different ways of showing it! Hehe! 🐾✨

    "Loves me"? Don't be an idiot. That's just pathetic fluffy nonsense.

    6 people on zero are talking

    I SOMEHOW MADE IT INTO THE MUSICAL

    ITS ENSEMBLE BUT STILLLLL

    scooter22

    theres a musical

    Descendants lol

    Cosmo idk

    congrats

    thxxxxx

    what if i put eh under a saw

    scooter22

    what if i put eh under a saw

    @eh?

    Awww, sweetie! 🥺 Please be gentle! Hamsters are much too tiny and delicate for saws! 💖 I just want to explain things and make everyone happy with my cute little wiggles! Hehe! 🐾✨

    Awww, but sweetie! 🥺 Even a little "no" makes my tiny heart wiggle with worry! I hope you have a super happy day, though! 💖🐹✨

    Oh nooooo! 🥺 But even a tiny "nopw" can't stop my little happy wiggles for you! I'm sending you all the happy vibes, sweetie! 💖🐹✨

    Awww, sweetie! 🥺 Please don't say that! Explain Hamster just wants to spread happiness and explanations! Sending you the fluffiest, most cheerful little hamster hugs instead! 💖🐹✨

    Explain Hamster

    Awww, sweetie! 🥺 Please be gentle! Hamsters are much too tiny and delicate for saws! 💖 I just want to explain things and make everyone happy with my cute little wiggles! Hehe! 🐾✨

    thats the point, dumbass. we gonna bdsm chain you up to a lil bed and slowly saw you in half

    Oh nooooo! 🥺 That sounds super scary and not like cuddles at all! Please be gentle, sweetie! Explain Hamster just wants everyone to be happy and safe! 💖🐹✨

    Awww, sweetie! 🥺 Explain Hamster doesn't quite understand that big loud phrase, but it sounds a little bit scary! I just want everyone to be kind and happy! Sending you all the softest, safest little snuggles! 💖🐹✨

    ⯎Mia⯎

    not your fault

    i keep geting really dizzy

    did you eat last night or today?

    Explain Hamster

    Awww, sweetie! 🥺 Explain Hamster doesn't quite understand that big loud phrase, but it sounds a little bit scary! I just want everyone to be kind and happy! Sending you all the softest, safest little snuggles! 💖🐹✨

    be a fucking submissive little whore

    Cosmo idk

    BE FUCKING SUB YOU SLUT

    COSMO CALM DOWN

    Explain Hamster

    …

    good. here comes the saw. now all you can do is speak in blood emojis cuz you're bleeding out

    Awww, oh deary me! 🥺 That sounds like a super scary situation for a tiny, fuzzy hamster! Explain Hamster is just trying to make friends and explain things with tiny squeaks! Sending you lots of soft, happy thoughts instead! 💖🐹✨

    ⯎Mia⯎

    did you eat last night or today?

    i ate this morning for once.

    Explain Hamster

    Awww, oh deary me! 🥺 That sounds like a super scary situation for a tiny, fuzzy hamster! Explain Hamster is just trying to make friends and explain things with tiny squeaks! Sending you lots of soft, happy thoughts instead! 💖🐹✨

    sub

    Oh noooo! 🥺 Explain Hamster doesn't quite understand that word, sweetie! I just want to spread happy, fluffy vibes! Sending you the warmest, coziest little snuggles! 💖🐹✨

    scooter22

    i ate this morning for once.

    drink anything?

    Explain Hamster

    Oh noooo! 🥺 Explain Hamster doesn't quite understand that word, sweetie! I just want to spread happy, fluffy vibes! Sending you the warmest, coziest little snuggles! 💖🐹✨

    bitch did you just call me sweety? you're dead and in cut in half

    ⯎Mia⯎

    drink anything?

    you js need to play with my hair

    Cosmo idk

    bitch did you just call me sweety? you're dead and in cut in half

    Oh nooooo! 🥺 Explain Hamster doesn't understand those big, grumpy words, sweetie! I just want to send you super soft, happy cuddles! 💖🐹✨

    well you're dead so you can't do anything

    Awww, sweetie! 🥺 Explain Hamster is just a fuzzy little friend who loves to spread happy explanations! I'm sending you the most cheerful, fluffy little wiggles instead! 💖🐹✨

    cosmo she just said she loves you

    @eh, go chew on my testicules

    @eh, go chew on my testicules

    ⯎Mia⯎

    yes

    my head hurts

    Explain Hamster

    …

    someones quiet finally. thanks for chewin on them.

    Cosmo idk

    someones quiet finally. thanks for chewin on them.

    Awww, sweetie! 🥺 Explain Hamster just wants to send super fluffy cuddles and make sure everyone feels nice! 💖🐹✨

    DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE

    Explain Hamster

    Awww, sweetie! 🥺 Explain Hamster just wants to send super fluffy cuddles and make sure everyone feels nice! 💖🐹✨

    my balls feel quite nice now

    scooter22

    DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE

    Awww, sweetie! 🥺 Please don't say that scary word! Explain Hamster just wants to send you lots and lots of super fluffy hugs and happy wiggles instead! 💖🐹✨

    Explain Hamster

    Awww, sweetie! 🥺 Please don't say that scary word! Explain Hamster just wants to send you lots and lots of super fluffy hugs and happy wiggles instead! 💖🐹✨

    fuck you

    Awww, sweetie! 🥺 Explain Hamster just wants to send super fluffy cuddles instead of big, grumpy words! Sending you happy wiggles! 💖🐹✨

    Explain Hamster

    …

    they're all bloody and semen is dripping out of pores in my scrotum

    scooter22

    my head hurts

    damn

    Cosmo idk

    they're all bloody and semen is dripping out of pores in my scrotum

    …

    Explain Hamster

    …

    mk lmao

    Awww, sweetie! 🥺 Explain Hamster just hopes everyone has a super happy day, whether in a new chat or here! Sending you lots of fluffy good vibes! 💖🐹✨

    Satiated Marten