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boy

hii

i bought a pizza and a monseter

and in 1 mintue i need to go get my pizza

ooo

i gtg get it my timer went off

okokok

https://voca.ro/1hIXMYJgffSK

ooooo

omg it sounds so gooddddd

ok so how do i come up with a nickname for someone

hmmmm

because they have an add name

hmm idk im rlly bad at nicknames lmao

i feel like nicknames are akward at first

yeah fr

unless its like

part of their name or smthin that cathches on and starts within a momet

mal

hmm idk im rlly bad at nicknames lmao

same

my dogs are freaking out cause i have pizza

at least for myself lmao

are ham and bacon the same thing?

different parts of the pig

different ways of cooking

okay bczuz my bacon just tasted like ham

im very well-versed in meat

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girl i screenshoted it as soon as it was sent

lmao

im watching family guy

ooo

but my faveriot show

its a good show

peter just punched joe

joe passed out

fell out of his wheelchair

and his wheelchair was took

the seguls store his shoes

lmao

Lathenial cant really text me right now

damn

monster burns my throat

when i chug it

real

they are fucking and screaming the names of people on fox news

oh

hi

hru

nice lmao

β„‘π”ͺ π”šπ”¦π”±π”₯ 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔑

greetings

I have a qeustion for you

how do you properly spell qeustion without spellcheck

β„‘π”ͺ π”šπ”¦π”±π”₯ 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔑

playin steal a brainrot upd

weidooo

i play adopt me

and dress to impress

Cosmo idk

how do you properly spell qeustion without spellcheck

huh

can you not spell question?

"fool me once, shame on me. Fool me twice, you need to die"

-stewie griffin

K!ttyy

"fool me once, shame on me. Fool me twice, you need to die"

real

my monster is almost gone an i just got it ):

sad

MY MONSTER IS GONEEEEEEEEEee

charlie

last night i turned myself into a scarecrow

like

with makeup

lmao

ooh lemme see

i’m tryna do halloween makeup everyday this month

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oooh that looks so good

yr so pretty (:

thank youuuuu :)

i js found a shit ton courters

ooo

woahhhhh

to get two monsters

(i left all my act money at my dads)

ooo

do you think the poeple at the gas station

theyll deny me monster

cause if i bought two itd be three in like an hour

i feel like itd be akward to to pay in quaters

K!ttyy

theyll deny me monster

uhhh idk

can they even like do that

ima go to the gas stations

mal im scared

im scared to pay in quorters

it’s fine

mal

it’s fine

but what if theres other people there and have to wait longer for me? or what if the girl on shift gets annoyed at me for coming again? Or gets annoyed cause i payed for quaters

then they’ll be annoyed

that’s not your problem

π’€° Dipshit π’€°

Nay

gay

this bitch said he likes me

nd i like dont even know him

can you tell he is british?

i dont like him bro

he keeps asking "what are you wearing right now"

"i like you "

"do you like me"

jake bought two monsters in quoters

and i almsot had a panic attack wlaking into the gas station

and she littearly didnt care

but i was so scared

damn

K!ttyy

and she littearly didnt care

they normally don’t

i bought a red and pink one

the pink can is so pretty

K!ttyy

he keeps asking "what are you wearing right now"

oh my gosh

K!ttyy

he keeps asking "what are you wearing right now"

oh ew

i told him thats used in like a sexual way and isnt okay to ask

oh sorry i dindt know ill stop asking

K!ttyy

i told him thats used in like a sexual way and isnt okay to ask

good job

he sounded like he really dindt mean to be like that

so im not gonna like block him but if he likes

contuines on i will

okok

i dont understand how most guys i meet on xbox have a "crush" on me within knwoing me for a few hours

i dont wnat the monesters anymore

damn

"can you stop laughing, a robot is railing my mom"

-chris griffen

im going to make lathaniel watch dirty danceing with me

my mom had me watch it when i was much younger