R3Y1 year agosmegma yogurt, smegma cheese, smegma butter, smegma cream, smegma milk, smegma cheesecake, smegma sandwiches, smegma custard, smegma WHIPPED CREAM, the possibilities are endless!
R3Y1 year agoR3Yas Wikipedia states "smegma contains 26.6% fats and 13.3% proteins"also states "Newly produced smegma has a smooth, moist texture"
R3Y1 year agothanks Jake for making a post abt "Dick Cheese" making us have brain blasts n shit abt dih cheese
Comments (138)
UK
That was unfair
UK
I wasnt looking
UK
Bro
Anonymous
Sorry
Anonymous
smh same
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
bye
dihh cheese
whats up guys
dihh cheese
its me
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
no
Anonymous
woahhhh
dihh cheese
the man the myth the legend
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
no
Anonymous
hey dih cheese!
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
no
Anonymous
Bright and orange huh?
Anonymous
Must be healthy
UK
ITS DICK CHEESE!! SIGN MY SIGNATURE PLEASE
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
stop
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
you dickhead
dihh cheese
heroin cheesed so much it created a sentient creature
Anonymous
wait isnt heroins favorite color orange??
dihh cheese
corrrect
Anonymous
OH MY GOSH
Anonymous
IT'S HEROIN'S SOULMATE
Anonymous
HEROIN ITS YOUR SOULMATE
Anonymous
AWWWWW
Anonymous
THIS IS SO SWEET
Anonymous
HEROIN YOU DIDN'T TELL US YOU WERE GAY
Anonymous
HEROIN TASTE THE CHEESE
dihh cheese
i am heroin
Anonymous
AWWWWWW THAT'S ADORABLE
dihh cheese
heroin created me
UK
MY DICK CHEESE IS CYAN COLORED
Anonymous
wait
Anonymous
so
dihh cheese
im just a human sized creature made of dihh cheese
Anonymous
heroin's in love with himself?
Anonymous
plot twist
dihh cheese
heroins in love with his dihh cheese
UK
Youre delicious
Anonymous
wowww
Anonymous
can we eat some?
dihh cheese
yes
dihh cheese
i can shoot dihh cheese out of my fingers
Anonymous
yum!!!
Anonymous
cheeseman!
UK
Lifesizes supply of food right here
dihh cheese
ending world hunger
Anonymous
one handful of dick cheese at a time
UK
Feeding a century of people
dihh cheese
yes
UK
Hope its creamy.
dihh cheese
1 pound of cheese has all your daily nutrients
dihh cheese
and all your calories
Anonymous
mmmm tasty
dihh cheese
its acctually kind of spongy
UK
Thats the second best texture
dihh cheese
ikr
dihh cheese
dead dihh chat
Anonymous
yuh
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Fr
Anonymous
yuh
maΙ 💙
slurping jakes cheese is so fun
Anonymous
woah
Anonymous
HEY
Anonymous
THAT WASNT ME
Anonymous
UH
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HM
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LOOKS EXACTLY THE SAME
Anonymous
CLICK THE PROFILE
Anonymous
NO FOLLOWERS
Anonymous
HMMMM
Anonymous
OK
UK
Thats probably el
UK
Wait nah its hm
Heroin Monkey
thats DEFINETLY el
Heroin Monkey
or rapboat
Anonymous
rapebutt
Heroin Monkey
probably rapboat
Anonymous
what a goober
Heroin Monkey
rapboat probably has weak dihh cheese
Anonymous
what a gooner
Heroin Monkey
heres a picture of a load i had earlier today
Anonymous
ewww lmfao
Heroin Monkey
ik i need to change colors
UK
I thought yours was orange
Heroin Monkey
no my sentiend dihh cheese being is orange
UK
Ahh big difference my bad
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
but its not
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
why would i alt as smt im scared of
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
tf
Anonymous
Fellas I got WJE on my tv screen
Anonymous
hell yeah
UK
What
Anonymous
Hooked up my laptop to my tv
Heroin Monkey
cool
R3Y
18 year old unc btw talking abt eating sum smegma
R3Y
erm what the smegma
Anonymous
why ðŸ˜
Heroin Monkey
smegma is too buttery
UK
Big difference
R3Y
nga 💔🥀
Heroin Monkey
i tried it a couple times its not for me
R3Y
is it buttery or cheesy tho?
UK
Oh i hope its both
R3Y
fr that'd be sick
Heroin Monkey
smegma is buttery dihh cheese is cheesy
Heroin Monkey
but if you bake them together they form a crust
Heroin Monkey
that you can put on sandwiches instead of meat
R3Y
smegma yogurt, smegma cheese, smegma butter, smegma cream, smegma milk, smegma cheesecake, smegma sandwiches, smegma custard, smegma WHIPPED CREAM, the possibilities are endless!
R3Y
matter of fact that's actually genius move right there
R3Y
using the homeless for sum useful
R3Y
dih cheese colleting
R3Y
type shit
Heroin Monkey
smegma is high in protein
Heroin Monkey
so if ur on a bulk its really good
R3Y
yeah the bitches love it
R3Y
frrrr smegma protein shake
R3Y
as Wikipedia states "smegma contains 26.6% fats and 13.3% proteins"
Heroin Monkey
mmmmm
R3Y
also states "Newly produced smegma has a smooth, moist texture"
Heroin Monkey
imma hop off
R3Y
yeah same ts feels mad weird to say
R3Y
thanks Jake for making a post abt "Dick Cheese" making us have brain blasts n shit abt dih cheese
R3Y
jake is the weird one not us
UK
Fr
UK
Blame jake
R3Y
remember that gngy
R3Y
YEAH BLAME JAKE
UK
YEAH
Anonymous
jlame bake
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Bame jlake
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Jame blake
Anonymous
what
Anonymous
what did I do ðŸ˜
Anonymous
lmaoo
Anonymous
thats for you to find out