Dick Cheese Wins Again

That was unfair

I wasnt looking

Bro

Sorry

smh same

bye

whats up guys

its me

no

woahhhh

the man the myth the legend

no

hey dih cheese!

no

Bright and orange huh?

Must be healthy

ITS DICK CHEESE!! SIGN MY SIGNATURE PLEASE

stop

you dickhead

heroin cheesed so much it created a sentient creature

OH MY GOSH

IT'S HEROIN'S SOULMATE

HEROIN ITS YOUR SOULMATE

AWWWWW

THIS IS SO SWEET

HEROIN YOU DIDN'T TELL US YOU WERE GAY

HEROIN TASTE THE CHEESE

i am heroin

AWWWWWW THAT'S ADORABLE

heroin created me

MY DICK CHEESE IS CYAN COLORED

wait

so

im just a human sized creature made of dihh cheese

heroin's in love with himself?

plot twist

heroins in love with his dihh cheese

Youre delicious

wowww

i can shoot dihh cheese out of my fingers

yum!!!

cheeseman!

Lifesizes supply of food right here

Feeding a century of people

yes

Hope its creamy.

1 pound of cheese has all your daily nutrients

and all your calories

mmmm tasty

its acctually kind of spongy

Thats the second best texture

ikr

dead dihh chat

yuh

Fr

yuh

slurping jakes cheese is so fun

woah

HEY

THAT WASNT ME

UH

HM

LOOKS EXACTLY THE SAME

CLICK THE PROFILE

NO FOLLOWERS

HMMMM

OK

Thats probably el

Wait nah its hm

thats DEFINETLY el

or rapboat

rapebutt

probably rapboat

what a goober

rapboat probably has weak dihh cheese

what a gooner

heres a picture of a load i had earlier today

ewww lmfao

ik i need to change colors

Ahh big difference my bad

but its not

why would i alt as smt im scared of

tf

Fellas I got WJE on my tv screen

hell yeah

What

Hooked up my laptop to my tv

cool

18 year old unc btw talking abt eating sum smegma

erm what the smegma

why 😭

smegma is too buttery

Big difference

is it buttery or cheesy tho?

smegma is buttery dihh cheese is cheesy

but if you bake them together they form a crust

that you can put on sandwiches instead of meat

smegma yogurt, smegma cheese, smegma butter, smegma cream, smegma milk, smegma cheesecake, smegma sandwiches, smegma custard, smegma WHIPPED CREAM, the possibilities are endless!

matter of fact that's actually genius move right there

using the homeless for sum useful

dih cheese colleting

type shit

smegma is high in protein

so if ur on a bulk its really good

yeah the bitches love it

frrrr smegma protein shake

as Wikipedia states "smegma contains 26.6% fats and 13.3% proteins"

mmmmm

also states "Newly produced smegma has a smooth, moist texture"

imma hop off

yeah same ts feels mad weird to say

thanks Jake for making a post abt "Dick Cheese" making us have brain blasts n shit abt dih cheese

jake is the weird one not us

Fr

Blame jake

remember that gngy

Jame blake

what

what did I do 😭

lmaoo

thats for you to find out