Desperate Plea for Money

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Oh, sorry there, Dutch.

Alright, alright, keep your shirt on.

Dutch van der Linde.

I'm not even gonna dignify that with a response.

The densest bastard in camp!

Why are you being an idiot?

Not to mention the most psychotic.

I don't have to take this from the likes of you!

My lord, I seen mushrooms with bigger brains.

Ungrateful bastard!

And more personality too!

There he is, the camp pig!

No wonder there's never any food around here... you eat it all!

You fat, revolting swine.

You know, if we ever get hungry, we could eat you. You're the fattest after all.

Now that ain't fair, Arthur.

The amount of immature people on this website.πŸ˜‘

Maybe the others are right about you, Uncle.

Oh lord, I guess I'm next in line.

Maybe we should kill you.

You goddamn parasite.

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That's enough Arthur.

I ain't paying you no more mind. I'm gonna go drink some whiskey.

As opposed to the other beverages you drink

Take it easy, I'm only joking around.

Omg, I bet this person is just making covos with himself.

Sorry. I don't know why I find this so entertaining.

Behave yourself now Arthur

There he is, worst PIMP in the history of the WORLD.

@im with stupid He's a sick drunk bastard. Not as much as me, but I'm not nearly as grotesque as him.

He gets a rise out of insulting people then regrets it later.

At least the girls don't feel threatened.

Everybody feels there anted by you and your " other friends ".

what does this mean .....a man who controls prostitutes and arranges clients for them, taking part of their earnings in return.

Oh! I almost forgot. Empty your pockets, now!

Quicker, before I get any drunker.

Don't make me laugh, Arthur.

Don't make me hurt you.

Yes, just ignore him.

Dutch's problem, in one, is that he wants to be an American king, with his knights.

And I want no such thing

I only want what's better. For everyone

Your kind of better.

Oh, I can't stay mad at you, old man.

But right now

I'd like to kill you

Put me out of my majesty, your misery.

Away with you!

Uh oh, Dutch is thinking again, this can't be good.

Or maybe you're just staring blankly for effect.

Either way, it ain't gettin' us nowhere.