Crying

i feel like everything i do or try is a mistake..... every little thing i do leads to more pain and sadness......

What? Why?

ive had a rough day and earlier i tried to protect someone and instead got yelled at... it was too much bottled up and now im having a mental breakdown..

just like Pomni…you wanna talk about it?

U got uwu crew?

nope sadly

https://carny-s-uwu-crew.mn.co/share/n4dVskY-mCjGOqGF?utm_source=manual

but i didnt know that guy was joking and started shit and i was trying to be a good friend and protect ragathug but it ended up in me crying so yeah.....

Oh this was on here..

Alr I may have been offline can u watch me up?

yea..

i also talked to casooble abt my crush and she thinks i dont have a chance

Oh..

I’m sorry

it ok...

the thing is...

U sign up for uwu?

the reason i wouldnt tell you..

i tried

Didn’t work?

is bc i like you....

mhm

Yea ik

wait how??

When u said u couldn’t tell me

oh-

Shit on sec brb don’t go anywhere

okie..

Alr back sorry for the wait

Pomni?

im still here..

it okie

Wanna chat on uwu crew so it’s more private and we don’t have 4 people stalking the post?

it didnt work

I chatted u on there

It said u made an account

ill check

Ok

omg omgggg noo huneyyy im sorrrry <333 i didnt mean it like that <333

…

still hurting dw :')

NO NOW I FEEL BAD IM SORRRYYYY

it ok dw

Hold up Casooble why’d u think she didn’t have a chance?

but it didnt get rid of the stress after telling him

awww im sorry <33 dw you have a special place in my heart, if you ever need help, just dont hesitate to message me

okie

idek there was some rumour that you liked someone else.

I was not made aware of this rumor..

I was told by Chex someone liked me but that was before Pomni joined, and she said she wouldn’t say anything because it’s more “fun” to find out

yea that made it harder to tell you

i heard it from someone that joined me on a call, they said they were jake but idk

lol what

Huh..

Yep..

anyways

awkward

Yep

very

*cough* well onto a diff chat...*dissapates*

lol

Lol

YO WHAT THE FUCK DID I MISS

WHAT HAPPENED IS EVERYONE OK

Uhh yeah mainly

Just catch up on reading

yea you missed lots

I gotta drive home soon lmao what’s the main idea of what happened

its hard to explain

Wait okay yeah I see that now

yea-

Jaxe all caught up?

Yep

Somewhat

i have to go to bed gn!!

Night Pomni!

Night Pomni!

Jaxe I can catch ya up on the crew if u wsnt

Okie dokie

why is no one ever online at night smh

Idk

Sleep exists

Sleep? What’s that?

Idk I’ve only heard of it

Ima google it, sounds familiar

Sleep is…a condition of body and mind that typically recurs for several hours every night, in which the eyes are closed, the postural muscles relaxed, the activity of the brain altered, and consciousness of the surroundings practically suspended.

Nah bro wtf is that I ain’t never done that

wtf you high aint nobody know tf that is

what type of shit you on

I’m on cocaine, it’s in the name

ewrthyjuk

Oh Casooble, Pomni and I are a thing now

AAGGA CONGRATS

Ye

We need a ship name

womni

idfk

Lmao

wamni,womni, pade,

I just turned light mode on and off and realized how much it burns my eyes

LMFAO

Holy crap it burns like hell

imagien

See?

SWITCH TO DAKR MODE

U SICK FUCK

I did don’t worry

WHO IN THE RIGHT MIND

PUTS THT SHIT ON LIGHT MODE

LIKE

I’ve realized how wrong I’ve been all the time

IT BURNS LIKE HELL

UgH Im BoReD

you guys free to call

Maybe Friday?

UH

NAH

MY MAMA WONT LEMME RN

bals

RFIJEKDKE

Jake and I gotta call someone about soemthing but they live in another timezone

heya jake

Soup

Speaking of Jaxe when we gonna do that, also he was online a bit ago

Didn’t talk to me tho

Idrk, we’ll have to talk to the person in question more whenever they’re on

twizzlers are good

F U C K Y E S

TWIZZLERS

like MmMMM

Yep

im mucnhin on a whole bag rn

Lucky

I’m sitting on my bed in my Rick and Morty pajamas doing homework

GIMME

LMFAO dw ill give you sum

How tf does Jax eat? I mean u don’t eat in the digital realm..but still. He’s like Sans, his mouth don’t open

YEAHHHH

Woah true

How would Caine eat?

The only two that can ACTUSLLY eat are Pomni, Ragatha, and Kaufmo

And Bubbles

Pretty sure there was one scene where he opened his mouth (Jax)

We gotta find it

pretty sure there was a scene

WHERE I WAS SUCKIN U OFF FR

why tf am i in jail

LETS RECREATE IT

I’m being showered in money

By Toast

WHY CANT I HEAR U

RAGATHUG is praying?

IDK

IM TALKING THO

I DONT HEAR ANYTHING

and Jaxe is pointing at Gangle

Lemme rejoin rq

I LOOK SO DONE HELP

ok

Keep CASOOBLE in the jail

It’s funny

NOOOOO

Yes

NoOOo

YES

my phone fell on my face bc i was laughing and it turned into coughing

karma will find you wade

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADE

nOOOOOOOOO

🤓ACTUSLLY it’s Cai-

NOOOOO

Be trapped in jail FOREVER

i need to stop snoring smarties

No get out of jail free passes, Jaxe used them all

snorting

FUCK YOU JAXE

i will

Rip Casooble

rip me smh

Your tombstone will say “Was sent to jail in Monopoly, then she drowned herself because she couldn’t get out of jail”

i

hate

you

You can’t hate me! I’m so lovable!

wait

did i take the cell with me when i drowned myself

you are???

I teleported both you and the cell into the digital lake, where you sank to the bottom and inevitably perished..then it was Jaxe’s turn for Monopoly

ah

did he win

Yes. Yes I am. If you disagree I’ll send you to the cellar with the rest of the abstracted beings..

i bet on that bitch to win

Im DEaD

No. SHOCKINGLY Aubrey/Gangle won

ffffffUUUccUCKC

And you got DEAD last! Get it?

I BET MY PUDDING ON THAT SHIT

.................

Since you lost….

RBHJIEFKOD

You get to sleep with the GLOINKS!

NOO

Your room will be used to store all of Jaxe’s centipedes

NOOOOOOOOO

You’ll get it back tomorrow

NOOOOO

If the GLOINK Queen doesn’t eat u

I HATE RFJNSLVFMJOYI

HAVE FUN!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

🍿🍻

i

hate

you

THE REST OF US CAN USE MY ALL SEEING EYES TO WATCH YOU WHILE YOU SLEEP

im done snorting smarties- IM NOT FUCKING SLEEPING

*snaps fingers and teleports you into GLOINK hole*

*snorts remaining smarties*

NO THATS MINE

No snorting in the GLOINK hole

I’ll take these for safe keeping

NOOOOOOOOOO

what

*snorts smarties while looking into GLOINK hole and waving*

i hate you

*drops empty smarties bag into hole*

you suck

I suck puss-

NO

Now if you don’t mind..I’m gonna close the GLOINK hole for the night!

duck you

*snaps fingers and closes hole*

i hate my life

what

meow

*opens hole back up* Oh wait u can have this! *chucks empty suitcase*

heya ragathug

i fucking hate you

It had cocaine but…Ragathug snorted it all

RAGATHUG GIRLY

I just had a great idea! This GLOINK hole can serve as our garbage can?

*!

no

YEE

NOO

*snaps fingers and dumps a shit ton of trash into the hole*

FUCKKERRRRRR

SORRY! Can’t hear you over the sound of trash! And Jaxe’s used condoms!

JUMP IN HERE CUZ YOU TRASH TOO-

WHAT

CAN YOU REPEAT THAT!?

JUMP. IN. HERE. CUZ. YOURE. TRASH. TOO FUCER

THATS RUDE!

NO SHIT SHERLOCK

*snaps fingers and dumps more of Jaxe’s used condoms into the hole*

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Oooo stinky!

WHY DOES HE HAVE SO MANYYYY

Well to my knowledge he doesn’t wanna get RAGATHUG pregnant yet

STOP I CHOKED ON MY TOOTSIE ROLL

ANYWAYS! *dumps 50 anvils into hole*

WTF

YOU TRYNA BREAK MY BONES

No that’s just Kaufmo’s Anvil!

Here comes Jaxe’s centipedes!

TFDYUHEGJ

HELL NO

HELL NAW

*dumps*

HELL NAW

BITCH

THERE MIGHT BE A SCORPION IN THERE SOMEWHERE

CREEPY CRAWLY MF

WHATT

What else we got to dump…let’s see..

I HATE YOU

*dumps a whole fuckin airplane into hole*

WTF IM DYING

nah 9/11 fr

What else we got here….

YOU WANT A NUCLEAR MISSLE TO GO WITH THE CEENTIPEDES?

HELL NO

HELL YES? Whatever you say!

NOOOOOO

*fires missile

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

Still alive!?

......

i dunno

GREAT!

Well I got one more thing to dump!

this is why you were single for the longest time

GRFYHUDK

*dumps Casooble’s room into hole*

BITCH WHAT

AINT NO WAY

See so how you have your room!

You’re welcome!

YOU

SUCK

Suck on day pus-

DONT EVEN SAY IT

FUCK

LANGUAGE! *dumps train*

WADE

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

CHOO CHOO

BITCH

SIT

CHOO CHOO MUTHAFUCKAH

YES RAGATHUG?

LEAVE CASOOBLE ALONE

BEFORE I SHOVE A KNIFE UP UR ASSHOLE

AND NOT THE GOOD KIND

FGYHRJEIDKO

Fiiine I’m just dumpin trash into the Gloink holr

I already dumped all of Jaxe’s used condoms

..............

actually

gimme those

*pushes RAGATHUG into hole*

LMFAO WHAT

BITCH

Go get em!

RAGATHUG NOOOO

*pulls ringmaster with me*

HAH

I GOT HIS CHING CHONG BING BONG ASS TOO

OOOH SHIII*teleports out*

WHAT

NOOOOOOOO

I CAN FLYY

NOOOOOOOO

BITCH

WATCH ME TELEPORT

*teleports*

HAHA

ILLEGAL MOVE

Don’t worry RAGATHUG! The cofoms are there somehwere

i dont need em

GASP! IMPOSSBIEL

WITH JAXE

under the fucking centipedes

AND THEN GET USED CONDOMS

GAAASSSP

GASP

U guys can use Casooble’s room

NO

It opened up

NO

I ALREADY DID

WE USING URS NEXT

I don’t have a room

RAGATHUG BITCH WHAT

WHEN

(Does Caine have a room? It didn’t show one.)

WAS IT WHEN I WAS HANGING WITH GANGLE

Ooh yeaa! I remember seeing that through one of my all seeing eyes.

FUCK

Full on doggy style in there, crazy

DAMN RAGATHUG YOU INTO THAT

Yeah when u get outta that whole u might wanna clean it! White sticky stuff everywhere

Hole*

FUCK

I MEAN.........

OH I GOT ONE MORE THING TO DUMP

RAGATHUGG

IM INTO ALL OF EM

YK COWGIRL

FUCK NO

MISSIONARY

SPREAD EAGLE HJEDIKOED

MHMM

*dumps a meteor shower into hole*

WE BE TRYIN ALL OF EM FR

............

BICTH WHAT

MTF HOW THE FUCK U TRVAL TO SPACE?

Oooo pretty light show!

Don’t u think so CASOOBLE?

*explodes*

*snaps fingers and resurrects her…inside the hole*

There ya go!

NOOO I WANT TO DIE

You just did die!

ayo

he fixing yo holes cas😏

I mean hey if u wanna die again..

STFU

AGDGGF*G*&AF

STFU

AHHAHAHAHHA

OHHHHHH BAD BITCH TRYNA FUCKKKKK

SEDRFTGYUHJI

*dumps Eiffel Tower in hole*

WHAT

BICTH-

WHAT

Paris has a spare! Somewhere..

..............

NO IT DONT

MTF THT BITCH DEAD

NO IT DONT

THE GUY WHO BUILT IT

WTF U MEAN

DFRTGYHUJ

i hate reading sm

Oh well…New York has a spare

NOOO

*dumps Statue of Liberty*

I feel so patriotic!

*wheeze* BITCH WHAT

What else to dump..OH I KNOW

*dumps Twin Towers*

THEY GONE HOW

they was already dumped

Oh YEAAH..

WEEEELLLL

*dumps Saturn*

BITCH

Yes I just dumped a planet into the hole

It’s a surprisingly big hole

thats what she said

MEOWWWWWWWWWW

Should I stop dumpin stuff now?

YES

PLEASE

STOP

OK FINE! *snaps fingers and makes everything in hole disappear*

IM FREEEEEE-

Well I gotta dump ONE MORE THING..

*dumps Jail*

meow

FUCK THE BEGGINING OF ALL OF THIS

THE JAIL

THE JAIL!

ive learned to hate monopoly.

I hope you’ve learned your lesson

yes

Don’t lose at monopoly

last time i played monopoly my brother started laughing evilly and went on about how capitalism is amazing

:( okay

“ITS A METAPHOR FOR CAPITALISM MORTY”

LMFAOO

Alrighty well CASOOBLE you sit in that hole in that Jail for the night and I’ll let ya out tmrw!

okay.. :(

Good night! (Also there’s an escalator leading out of the hole)