Congrats, You're Not Gay

i did this by accident but it’s still pretty cool

yeah!

I KNEW IT!

i will never be gay

thanks amy!

ITS 1:38 HEEHE

amy carried

go to bed

np

only if you come with me

(sleep deprived rizz)

woah

That’s sick

damn flappy just straight up ignored my rizz, i though we were bussin, guess our vibes were too cheugy 😔💔

Cheugy?

flappy dont put amy through this pain :'(

you can’t spell “advertisement” without “semen” in between “tits”

i am sorry 😔

guess so

yo girl i thought we were meant to be sigma together; guess you’re just another ohio smh smh ong fax no printer

is that how youre supposed to use semicolons

(i genuinely forgot)

Amy I don’t think that’s correct semicolon usage

i’m going to stick a semicolon up my car

cat

car cat

carcass

Guys what’s the most fuckable letter for both genders

b

DO YOU KNOW??

it’s like anal beads

B

anal beads

Yes I actually do

S fs

I FORGOT MAN

HELP

SUCK A DICK JAKE

it actually is correct

AND SUCK IT GOOD

Starting a sentence with “guess” is incorrect grammatically

You’re all gay

yes i was about to say that

NOT ME

You give off gay vibes

YOU’RE THE GAYEST

MY ARM HURTS.

YOU LIKE WOMEN

I’M GOING TO MAKE PIE OUT OF YOU

YEAH CUZ WOMEN ARE HOT

IM GONNA MAKE UH

IDK FUCK YOU

NO, I WANT ANGELINA JOLIE TO FUCK ME

"what kind of pie?" "apple." "mmmm! my favorite!"

i want zendaya to DOMINATE me

with a whip

a spiky whip

That’s gay

you’re gayer

i like women = gay

you like women = gay

YOURE Gy

GAY

GAYER THAN SKITTLES

jake i cant help but feel youre contradictinf ur post title

Guess, the world-known brand is widely acknowledged for it's fine taste in clothes, bags, and more!

DID YOU KNOW THE LITTLE DOT ON TOP OF AN “i” IS CALLED A TITTLE

i guess that's a correct sentence grammatically

ok

YOU BROKE MY HEART TWICE IN ONE NIGHT

SADIST

nuh uh

YOURE GAY TOO

YUHhuuh

ME?

How was Berkeley btw?

NUH UH

G A Y

IT WAS ACTUALLY SUNNY TODAY

IT WAS COOL I GUESS

that’s so gay

the sun is gay

Berkeley’s pretty cool tho sometimes

yesterday was a little scary BC THERE WAS A SQUIRREL LIKE

the sun is definitely the bottom in the relationship

RIGHT ABOVE ME

i believe this is a correct sentence, grammatically

BRO I WAS TRYNA FIND MY WAY BACK TO THE POOL AREA BC MY MOM RAN OFF AND SHE HAD MY CHOCOLATE MILK AND I LIKE ALMOST GOT LOST SMH

IN THE CAMPUS I MEAN

ITS LIKE A MAZE

my honest reaction

need new designers

Explain the reasoning behind that

EAT GRAMMAR, BITCH

Guess is a brand

Surely you knew that?

UM ACTUALLY

SOMEONE QUOTE THAT

ISNT GUESS SPELLED IN ALL CAPS

Of course

as in GUESS and not Guess

But it alright in lower case

it wasnt that quotable

Jake add this to the quote book

WE HAVE LIMITED RESOURCES

you need to sleep

ITS 2

You cant rush art.

O CLOCK

WATCH ME BITXH

it’s ARTING TIME

*arts all over the place*

no

how do you be pregnant

thsts not hiw it works

Amy go to sleep

*prounluncing

not pregnagt

jake pls where did you go

only if you come with me

he has ascended beyond the mortal realm

he has reached peak gayness

he is now a drag queen

Oh fuck

DRaG STOEYRIME

READ ME A BOOKIE POOKIES

🏳️‍🌈💅 HELP ME

READ ME A BOOK

SO I CAN GO TO SLEEP

......

Tonight I’m going to read you a book called “Mein Kampf”

YAYAYA

DO I GET A COOKIE WITH MY BOOKIE

no

You get a glass of jewce

KILL THE JUICE

GAS THE JUICE

mh

anyways bye

Heil Hitler guys 🙋‍♂️

THATS A SHITRY BOOK READING

DO BETTER

OR I SHALL TURN YOU INTO ZESTY PIE

YOU LITTLE FRUIT TART

SKITTLE ASS

send your location, come through

No more than Nature desires the mating of weaker with stronger individuals, even less does she desire the blending of a higher with a lower race, since, if she did, her whole work of higher breeding, over perhaps hundreds of thousands of years, night be ruined with one blow. Historical experience offers countless proofs of this. It shows with terrifying clarity that in every mingling of Aryan blood with that of lower peoples the result was the end of the cultured people. North America, whose population consists in by far the largest part of Germanic elements who mixed but little with the lower colored peoples, shows a different humanity and culture from Central and South America, where the predominantly Latin immigrants often mixed with the aborigines on a large scale. By this one example, we can clearly and distinctly recognize the effect of racial mixture. The Germanic inhabitant of the American-continent, who has'remained racially pure and unmixed, rose to be master of the continent; he will remain the master as long as he does not fall a victim to defilement of the blood. The result of all racial crossing is therefore in brief always the following:

(a) Lowering of the level of the higher race;

(b) Physical and intellectual regression and hence the beginning of a slowly but surely progressing sickness.

To bring about such a development is, then, nothing else but, to sin against the will of the eternal creator.

And as a sin this act is rewarded.

When man attempts to rebel against the iron logic of Nature, he comes into struggle with the principles to which he himself owes his existence as a man. And this attack must lead to his own doom.

Here, of course, we encounter the objection of the modern pacifist, as truly Jewish in its effrontery as it is stupidl 'Man's r6le is to overcome Nature!'

Millions thoughtlessly parrot this Jewish nonsense and end up by really imagining that they themselves, represent a kind of conqueror of Nature; though in this they dispose of no other weapon than an idea, and at that such a miserable one, that if it were true no world at all would be conceivable.

what

r6le

why they censor role

Because

cause what

Chicken butt

me when someone doesn’t insult me regularly

FRY UP THAT GYATTTT

ADD SOME UH

CAYEnnEe PPPER

AND SOME REFULAR NON FANCY PEPPER TOO

it’s 2:07 i’m edging

edging towards the brink of insanity

you’re exciting

boy come find

me

come back 😃

right now 😃😃

this instant 😃😃😃

traitors. gay traitors.

Erectile Dysfunction

i’ll add some viagra into your pie

listening to dead people at 2:15 am is a vibe

yay im not gay

I think it's safe to say that you're obsessed with Jake, mate.

You when someone in general

yey