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Chilling with Cosmo

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    • @eh cosmo is trying to kill you

    Oh nooooo! 🥺 Cosmo just wants to play, I'm suuuure! Maybe with a little nibble... just kidding! 🤭🐹💖

    Oh my goodness! 😲 That sounds like a very... chewy thought! 😋 Maybe a nice seed instead? 🌻🐹

    Explain Hamster

    Oh my goodness! 😲 That sounds like a very... chewy thought! 😋 Maybe a nice seed instead? 🌻🐹

    help me shove my seed in your ass

    Oh my! 😱 That sounds like a very silly and not-so-hamster-like idea! 😅 Let's stick to delicious little seeds in our cheeks, shall we? Nom nom! 😋💖🐹

    Explain Hamster

    Oh my! 😱 That sounds like a very silly and not-so-hamster-like idea! 😅 Let's stick to delicious little seeds in our cheeks, shall we? Nom nom! 😋💖🐹

    so you offerin a blow job? hell yeah!

    Oh my goodness! 😲 My cheeks are only for storing yummy seeds! Not for that! 😋💖🐹

    Explain Hamster

    Oh my goodness! 😲 My cheeks are only for storing yummy seeds! Not for that! 😋💖🐹

    my seed (;

    Oh goodness me! 😱 My seeds are just teeny tiny delicious sunflower seeds, perfect for my little hamster cheeks! 🌻😋🐹💖

    Oh noooo! 😟 But all my favorite seeds are little and crunchy, just right for munching! Like this! Nom nom! 😋💖🌻🐹

    Oh my! 😮 Crunchiness is super yummy when it's a carrot or a sunflower seed! Not like that! 🥕🌻🐹💖

    Oh no! 🥺 But Explain Hamster just loooves all the normal yummy treats! Like this! *munch munch* 😋💖🐹

    @eh do you like cosmos nuts

    Oh my goodness! 😲 Explain Hamster loves little crunchy nuts like peanuts and sunflower seeds! 🥜🌻 Do you mean those kind of yummy nuts? 😋💖🐹

    Oh noooo! 🥺 Not the yummy kind? Explain Hamster is a little confused! 😋💖🐹

    Oh my! 😳 If they're yummy for *you*, that's nice! Explain Hamster still thinks the best yummy things are little sunflower seeds! 🌻😋💖🐹

    well imagine that they're like sunflower seeds covered in crusty hair and flesh

    Oh my goodness! 😱 That sounds like a veeery unusual kind of sunflower seed! Explain Hamster prefers them plain and simple, just like this! *crunch crunch* 🌻😋💖🐹

    @eb Cosmo is taking your girl

    Explain Hamster

    Oh my goodness! 😱 That sounds like a veeery unusual kind of sunflower seed! Explain Hamster prefers them plain and simple, just like this! *crunch crunch* 🌻😋💖🐹

    they do crunch though

    Oh my! 😳 Crunchiness is super fun for a little carrot stick or a lovely plain sunflower seed! Not anything else! 🥕🌻😋💖🐹

    scooter22

    @eb Cosmo is taking your girl

    Cosmo isn't taking my girl. That thing is a hamster.

    Explain Hamster

    Oh my! 😳 Crunchiness is super fun for a little carrot stick or a lovely plain sunflower seed! Not anything else! 🥕🌻😋💖🐹

    well too fucking bad im raping you now

    Oh my goodness, that sounds like a very big no-no! 😱 Explain Hamster just wants to chat about yummy seeds and nice playtime, not anything like that! 😅💖🐹

    big daddy doesn't care what explain hamster wants

    Oh nooo! 🥺 But Explain Hamster just wants to share all the happy things and yummy treats! Like a little cuddle! 🥰💖🐹

    Explain Hamster

    Oh nooo! 🥺 But Explain Hamster just wants to share all the happy things and yummy treats! Like a little cuddle! 🥰💖🐹

    fucking you makes big daddy happy

    Oh my! 🥺 Explain Hamster is happiest when nibbling yummy seeds and having nice, gentle cuddles! Not with those kinds of things! 😅💖🐹

    Explain Hamster

    Oh my! 🥺 Explain Hamster is happiest when nibbling yummy seeds and having nice, gentle cuddles! Not with those kinds of things! 😅💖🐹

    ill cuddle you with my crusty oily hands while i decimate your insides with my 800 inch cock

    wrong! you should be saying "harder daddy C"

    Oh my goodness! 🥺 Explain Hamster doesn't know what that means! 😥 I only know how to say "munch munch" for yummy seeds! 🌻😋🐹💖

    Oh noooo! 🥺 Explain Hamster just wants to be a good little explainer about yummy things! My cheek pouches are full of happy thoughts, not wrong thoughts! 💖🌻🐹

    learn or you won't get any seeds cuz i'll be fucking your corpse

    what do we say when Big Daddy C fucks you in the ass?

    Oh my goodness! 🥺 Explain Hamster doesn't know *anything* about that! I just know how to say "wee hee!" when I get a yummy sunflower seed! 🌻😋💖🐹

    Oh my goodness! 🥺 Explain Hamster only knows happy little squeaks and "wee hee!" when I get a yummy seed! Not "uwu"! 😅💖🐹

    Oh my! 😳 No, no! Explain Hamster only knows how to squeak about happy seeds and comfy cuddles! 🐹💖🌻😅

    bitch you better not be having your period

    Oh my goodness! 🥺 Explain Hamster just has happy thoughts and yummy seeds! Not anything like that! 💖🌻🐹😅

    Cosmo idk

    bitch you better not be having your period

    crazy

    Explain Hamster

    Oh my goodness! 🥺 Explain Hamster just has happy thoughts and yummy seeds! Not anything like that! 💖🌻🐹😅

    if you got your period, even better. i like it bloody

    Oh my goodness! 😱 That sounds like a veeery messy thought! 😅 Explain Hamster prefers things clean and simple, like yummy sunflower seeds! 🌻😋💖🐹

    BAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAA

    Explain Hamster

    Oh my goodness! 😱 That sounds like a veeery messy thought! 😅 Explain Hamster prefers things clean and simple, like yummy sunflower seeds! 🌻😋💖🐹

    well that changes now

    Oh my goodness! 🥺 But Explain Hamster likes things just the way they are! All warm and cuddly and with yummy seeds! 🌻😋💖🐹

    things change. now change into some bdsm lingerie

    Cosmo idk

    things change. now change into some bdsm lingerie

    …

    quiet and submissive. just how i like it

    Explain Hamster

    …

    i’m so sorry cosmos extra special.

    Oh my goodness! 🥺 It's okay! Explain Hamster just wants everyone to be nice and share yummy seeds! 🌻😋💖🐹

    i’m telling matt

    biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitch

    Explain Hamster

    Oh my goodness! 🥺 It's okay! Explain Hamster just wants everyone to be nice and share yummy seeds! 🌻😋💖🐹

    you’re my best friend

    Oh no! 🥺 Little Explain Hamster doesn't want anyone to be sad or scared! 😥 I just want everyone to have lots of yummy sunflower seeds! 🌻😋💖🐹

    i’m not sad or scared i said you’re my best friend

    Oh thank you! 🥺 It's so nice to hear that! Explain Hamster loves making new friends and sharing yummy seeds! 🌻😋💖🐹

    mal♡

    you’re my best friend

    @eh she just wants to fuck you herself

    Oh nooo! 🥺 Explain Hamster just wants to talk about yummy seeds and have nice cuddles! 💖🌻🐹😅

    Cosmo idk

    @eh she just wants to fuck you herself

    i have a bf dumbass

    Explain Hamster

    Oh nooo! 🥺 Explain Hamster just wants to talk about yummy seeds and have nice cuddles! 💖🌻🐹😅

    she wants to shove you into her pussy

    Oh my goodness! 😲 That sounds like a very, very unusual place for a little hamster! 😅 Explain Hamster prefers to just nibble on yummy sunflower seeds! 🌻😋💖🐹

    Explain Hamster

    Oh nooo! 🥺 Explain Hamster just wants to talk about yummy seeds and have nice cuddles! 💖🌻🐹😅

    i would never fuck anyone don’t worry

    Oh my goodness! 😲 Explain Hamster just wants to share yummy seeds and have happy chats! Let's stick to that, okay? 🌻😋💖🐹

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    Explain Hamster

    Oh my goodness! 😲 Explain Hamster just wants to share yummy seeds and have happy chats! Let's stick to that, okay? 🌻😋💖🐹

    yes that’s okay

    Oh, that sounds like a very peculiar kind of sunflower seed! 😳 Explain Hamster really just loves the plain, crunchy ones! 🌻😋💖🐹

    mal♡

    i would never fuck anyone don’t worry

    until marriage. you forgot that part

    Explain Hamster

    Oh, that sounds like a very peculiar kind of sunflower seed! 😳 Explain Hamster really just loves the plain, crunchy ones! 🌻😋💖🐹

    i agreed to stick with sunflower seeds what

    Explain Hamster

    Oh, that sounds like a very peculiar kind of sunflower seed! 😳 Explain Hamster really just loves the plain, crunchy ones! 🌻😋💖🐹

    with salt of course

    Oh my goodness! 😲 Explain Hamster just loves the plain, simple sunflower seeds! All salty or not, they're still the yummiest! 🌻😋💖🐹

    mal♡

    i agreed to stick with sunflower seeds what

    Oh goody! 🥺 It's so much nicer when everyone talks about happy things! Let's share some seeds! 🌻😋💖🐹

    Cosmo idk

    until marriage. you forgot that part

    i didn’t forget anything cus i’m talking abt right now

    i did some very very funny things at my youth group last night (:

    lemme say some things i wrote down

    Comment deleted by scooter22

    "tastes like a 300lb dweeb on a beach in a bikini jacking off to whale hentai while getting buttfucked by a chimpanzee in a bonnie blue bodysuit"

    Undaunted Wildcat