I break into people's homes and my stinky ass crack with pimples all over it (when the pimples pop, they goo out cheese), I unleash an unfathomable amount of rats, using their stubby little pink hands ripping out of my butthole which releases a huge, nasty stench of rotten cheese. They start falling to the floor, and they run around with leaving cheese footprints onto the floor. They scavenge the floor, sniffing out any cheese particles. They pile all the cheese particles into the biggest ball of cheese they possibly make. I store it into my vacuum backpack that sucks up the ball of cheese and then teleports my cheese into my mansion that is made out of cheese. I then let the rats climb up back into my ass crack and making sure none of them escape. I then sniff out for cheese, and when I smell it, I will break trough walls just to get a sniff. I find the cheese and put it into my backpack. I then take a huge fart out of my rectum, and I start flying, breaking trough the ceiling and the roof of the desired house. I fart away, with the smell of shit and cheese throughout the neighborhood, right before I leave the neighborhood, I take a cheese bomb out of my backpack, and throw it and it explodes everything. Once everything explodes, I pull out my Cheese Magnet 3000, and its magnetic forces cheese onto my cheese magnet, I then store it into my backpack, and go on with my journey. I also kidnap people, and have my rats whisk and turn them into cheese. If you're wondering where I keep my cheese in my cheese mansion, I open a door that leads into a giant basement with piles upon piles of cheese, and cows and rats walking everywhere. My basement is currently 1% filled with cheese because my basement is a underground hidden layer that's 1,000,000 acres of land
I break into people's homes and my stinky ass crack with pimples all over it (when the pimples pop, they goo out cheese), I unleash an unfathomable amount of rats, using their stubby little pink hands ripping out of my butthole which releases a huge, nasty stench of rotten cheese. They start falling to the floor, and they run around with leaving cheese footprints onto the floor. They scavenge the floor, sniffing out any cheese particles. They pile all the cheese particles into the biggest ball of cheese they possibly make. I store it into my vacuum backpack that sucks up the ball of cheese and then teleports my cheese into my mansion that is made out of cheese. I then let the rats climb up back into my ass crack and making sure none of them escape. I then sniff out for cheese, and when I smell it, I will break trough walls just to get a sniff. I find the cheese and put it into my backpack. I then take a huge fart out of my rectum, and I start flying, breaking trough the ceiling and the roof of the desired house. I fart away, with the smell of shit and cheese throughout the neighborhood, right before I leave the neighborhood, I take a cheese bomb out of my backpack, and throw it and it explodes everything. Once everything explodes, I pull out my Cheese Magnet 3000, and its magnetic forces cheese onto my cheese magnet, I then store it into my backpack, and go on with my journey. I also kidnap people, and have my rats whisk and turn them into cheese. If you're wondering where I keep my cheese in my cheese mansion, I open a door that leads into a giant basement with piles upon piles of cheese, and cows and rats walking everywhere. My basement is currently 1% filled with cheese because my basement is a underground hidden layer that's 1,000,000 acres of land
Now this what I call, a cheesy mystery, AHAHAHAHAHAHA
Man, I wish I was president, all the cheese haters will be sent to gas chambers with fuming cheese particles, which would suffocate them with the erotic smell!
Man, I wish I was president, all the cheese haters will be sent to gas chambers with fuming cheese particles, which would suffocate them with the erotic smell!
WC siarra
Hi?
Mr. CheezFartz
I break into people's homes and my stinky ass crack with pimples all over it (when the pimples pop, they goo out cheese), I unleash an unfathomable amount of rats, using their stubby little pink hands ripping out of my butthole which releases a huge, nasty stench of rotten cheese. They start falling to the floor, and they run around with leaving cheese footprints onto the floor. They scavenge the floor, sniffing out any cheese particles. They pile all the cheese particles into the biggest ball of cheese they possibly make. I store it into my vacuum backpack that sucks up the ball of cheese and then teleports my cheese into my mansion that is made out of cheese. I then let the rats climb up back into my ass crack and making sure none of them escape. I then sniff out for cheese, and when I smell it, I will break trough walls just to get a sniff. I find the cheese and put it into my backpack. I then take a huge fart out of my rectum, and I start flying, breaking trough the ceiling and the roof of the desired house. I fart away, with the smell of shit and cheese throughout the neighborhood, right before I leave the neighborhood, I take a cheese bomb out of my backpack, and throw it and it explodes everything. Once everything explodes, I pull out my Cheese Magnet 3000, and its magnetic forces cheese onto my cheese magnet, I then store it into my backpack, and go on with my journey. I also kidnap people, and have my rats whisk and turn them into cheese. If you're wondering where I keep my cheese in my cheese mansion, I open a door that leads into a giant basement with piles upon piles of cheese, and cows and rats walking everywhere. My basement is currently 1% filled with cheese because my basement is a underground hidden layer that's 1,000,000 acres of land
Mr. CheezFartz
Now this what I call, a cheesy mystery, AHAHAHAHAHAHA
Mr. CheezFartz
Hello my fellow cheese craver!
Mr. CheezFartz
What type of cheese do ya like?!
Mr. CheezFartz
I guess you dont like cheese then :(
Johnathon
I fucking love cheese my dude
Mr. CheezFartz
That's great to hear!
applee
i love cheese
Mr. CheezFartz
Doesn't (hopefully) everybody?
Mr. CheezFartz
Man, I wish I was president, all the cheese haters will be sent to gas chambers with fuming cheese particles, which would suffocate them with the erotic smell!
Johnathon
I’d vote for you
JustSeth_0
Same here
Skibidi Toilet
BRRRRR SKIBIDI DOP DOP DOP YES YES
applee
cheese guy, you're great!