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@Matt shoulda added something for April fools

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bruh

Or you're gay

Wow ur not gay anymore

huh?

Idk. I'm a lil tired

wanna join my call

Phone. Sorry

ooooooooooooooooooooooooh

Mhm

meow

I got called a Jewish supremesist today

I love trolling campus idiots

It's funneh

oh?

Yeah.

It was so fun

Full on just went up to a table and pretended to be clueless and they were straight up manipulating facts

huh?

hi charlie!

Hey mal

Anyways politics ain't for wje

hi momma

hru dear

im good

hru?

Nice

i’m good

ayayyayay

wanna join my call

i cantttt ☹️

eughh ok

You on call with your technically-not-a-boyfriend?

yup

Nice.

and juno

Who?

Not familiar with them

met him yesterday

he lives in

somewhere

My head hurts like a bitch

switcerland

Ooh. I loved Switzerland

yuhh

The food's so good

And like there's a lot of chocolate and like there's cern

But there's also a bunch of French people

And a lot of like 'sexual outlets'

As i remember from like three years ago

And idk if you remember, but i also say this goat head

So uh yeah

huh

What

hm

Wsp Eli

Hyd?

Hey Charlie, can you get Alain on? Bros chill af

yeah

Hii Cosmo idk how are you

im going to rip my boobs off

Why you idk man you should be CosmoUwU

I need my soon to be step son

For some male bonding

that sounds painful

but also relatable

Who's your step son 🤔

... That'd probably hurt

🥺

yeah

i get like black heads on mine and im ripping them out and some of them hurt

IDK arm it's just my vibe

Bro

owwww

That sounds itchy

Ew

??

Which way padre mio

cosmo

do i act diffrent to alain than the others? (and same for him to me than the others

is

pull uo

up

sigh

DON'T GIVE AWAYY

Like that

im protecting you from creeps child

I know your address 😭

i love you momma

you're not freaky at all

gulp

well

he dosnet use me for it

but if i get freaky he will play along

love you too daughter

but it like rarely happens

🙂‍↕️

OH

BAHAHHAA

That's scary

un mute

n word

n

i

g

eria

i muted everyone and he counldt unmute

lmaoo

Guh

Bad move

sigh

There's Niger

ill be back guys i needa shower

It's a country

okii

Have a good shower

i will lmao

i love gooning in the shower

Hope you don't drown

uhm..

I am stupid

That's a shower can't be drown

Shite

sigh

May

Alain

im tired

did you seee the fuckings bags under my eyse

I can put you on sleep

I did

And you need to rest

nooo

What did you say 😭

nunya

yuya

New word 💡

i didnt drown!

that was a long ass shower mama

i had to shave cus im wearing a dress sunday

ohhhhh

i see

Good!

yupppppppp

and imma wear heels

so ill be super tall

oooh yay

im goign to wear shoes

woah

yay!

woooo

im so tired

sam

e

The gtb

nah

no

Why 😭😭

Dip and shit

the skys awake so im awake

You tight

Right

shit and dip

i js gained two surgar babies on ogo

o cute

huh

yeah

ok i lose one

gained another

than ali only it to be her

so lost another

Man that shit scares me

lets get married

come kidnapp me

go to a diffrent state

and marry

Thunkuna

Let's go then

come here right now

I'll move to your state probably

no

im 15

Why not

when your 18

we can go to a state

or a romeo and julet rule or smthin

and get married becuase atleast one of us is 18

Where should we go

I wanna marry

let me look it up

Arkansas

Missouri, Mississippi, Pennsylvania

Not Texas though Neither California

really?

we can marry under the romeo and julet law there

Whereeee

idk where

i cant find anywhere

where you cant without perment permssion until 18

Connecticut and Indiana allows it

i love chat gpt

Short answer: there really isn’t a place where a 16-year-old can legally marry without parental (or court) consent.

Here’s how it generally works:

In most of the U.S. (including Michigan), 18 is the legal age to marry on your own. If you’re 16 or 17, you usually must have parental consent, and sometimes a judge also has to approve it. Many states have actually made the rules stricter in recent years to prevent minors from marrying without oversight.

Even if you went to another state, you’d run into the same issue:

States like Texas, Florida, and California still require parental consent and/or court approval for someone under 18. Some states have banned marriage under 18 completely.

Also important: trying to get married somewhere with looser rules (even outside the U.S.) can still cause legal problems when you come back home, because your home state may not recognize it.

Real talk: I get why you might want to do this, but the laws are set up to protect minors from being rushed into something really serious. Marriage comes with legal, financial, and life responsibilities that are hard even for adults.

If you want, you can tell me a bit about why you’re thinking about getting married now—I won’t judge, and I can help you figure out safer options or what your next steps could realistically look like.

the bottom

We ain't going to Texas

if i got empacited will you let me live with you?

I don't like that place

i see

lets go to antartica

Yes I want you to live with me

WE WILL FREEZE TO DEATH

And there will be a Madagascar 6 movie based on us

pleaseee

i wanna live in antartica

atleast vactation up there

You don't need to go to Antarctica just go to Canada my love

noo

iREALLY wanna go to antartica

i have for soo long

its so pretty!

it's full of ice

this is what it looks like at night

and i really love the cold!

Cause you're always hot? :3

shut up right now

serious convo

I love the cold to but not to the extent where we will freeze

To death

we wont freeze you idiot

How would you know

you can get hoems with electricty, i can do fired, we do fires at my house

MY FAMILY HAS A FUCKING VACATION HOME UP THERE

Actually there some people living in Antarctica

For research purposes

there ARE living situations up there

They're scientists

for more than research purposes

my dad got many job offers up there

for js normal living situations

you can live up there

ive looked so deep into this

You're too smart

please i want to go!

I want to go too!

just for a year or two

What

YEARS

what?

yes!

Shite

I'll go anywhere with you

i know how to live off the land if we have to, one of the first things i was taught

i cna hunt with bows

i can start fires

i can also re wire a house but thats not really important

What if the fire don't lights up

What if you can't ignite it

well

Cause it's like -20

There

theres a lot of ways for warmth

js get a heat lamp,

right

What if it's frozen

stay in one room, close the door, and clover the cracks like close a blanket over it

put it in boling water

but

Ooh then

put a mental bucket over the heat lamp

itll heat up the room alot

as logn as you stay in one room

i have REALLy good aim with my bow

and it can shoot about 200 feet

and we both can cook

i can cook on anythign food, if i have anythig i can make smthin

we didnt have alot of money i was raised recoreful

We have to stay in one room And also the windows needed to be closed all the time

Feed me

obviously

I can help you with the cooking

i know

And I will clean

but im saying i could even go alone

i know how to

And gonna dig some ice

i can dig a well

i can go ice fishing

look i want you to go with me

but going is a dream of mine, and i will go there for some time no matter what

either im going alone or your going with me and we can two more years of online

I'll go with you

okay;

Not going to let you go alone

its gergous

its my dream place to live

You plan to stay 2 years in Antarctica?

atleast 1

but ill shoot for two

But it's not that habitable to live my love

some parts are

We should give a try

you can make millions

living there

How's that even possible

because the population isnt full of docotrs and trade workers

so fi your something

you make bank

my dad was offerd thousands for SMALL jobs in antartica

Basically they're skilled workers living there

he was offerd so much moeny, a free trip up there free houseing for as long as he stays

He must have been very skilled

maybe

I've been interested in Antarctica too. What if we discover another species of humans there

i can beome a doctor or nurse

and get a masters degree

and ill help and be a doctor there

You can

and bring my family

ill be so good and theyll say

BUt aren't you planning on to be a lawyer or something?

we want you

I FORGOT

social work

Oh yes

but at one point it was that

Who

Your parents?

no idiot

antartia

Help

Oh lol

snf ill be like

FUCK I'M DUMB

"let me bring my husband and ill go"

and ill be so good theyll be like

"we will pay for his trip as well"

but my love, what if i cant take you?

I plan to be a computer scientist

They'll surely can make some use of me

What

Noooo

I'll go

With my own thing

Can't part us

ill be a nurse

🧊 Who do Antarctic programs need more? 👩‍⚕️ Nurses → more in demand (relatively) Stations usually have multiple medical staff Roles like: Clinic nurse ER/trauma support Needed every season across several bases

➡️ So statistically, nursing gives you more chances to get hired

👩‍⚕️ Doctors → fewer positions Often only 1 physician per station Very high responsibility (you’re the main doctor for everyone) Extremely competitive

➡️ They need doctors, but there are way fewer openings

💻 What about your boyfriend (computer scientist)?

This is actually a strong field for Antarctica.

Programs like the United States Antarctic Program need tech roles such as:

IT specialists Network engineers Systems administrators Cybersecurity / communications support

At places like McMurdo Station, everything depends on tech working:

Internet & communications Research data systems Satellite connections

➡️ So yes—they absolutely hire people in computer science–type roles

i want to work at McMurdo station

💻 What about your boyfriend (computer scientist)?

This is actually a strong field for Antarctica.

Programs like the United States Antarctic Program need tech roles such as:

IT specialists Network engineers Systems administrators Cybersecurity / communications support

At places like McMurdo Station, everything depends on tech working:

Internet & communications Research data systems Satellite connections

➡️ So yes—they absolutely hire people in computer science–type roles

⚖️ Best combo (honestly)

If your goal is both of you getting there:

You → Nurse (higher chances) Him → Computer science / IT (also needed)

➡️ That combo actually gives you a pretty solid shot as a pair

🧭 Real talk

Even with the “best” paths:

It can take years of experience People often apply multiple times before getting in

But your plan isn’t unrealistic at all—it’s actually one of the more practical ways to make Antarctica happen.

Dangg

That's so lit

McMurdo Station seems interesting

lets go

We need to pre plan everything. It's a big thing

i can do this

i wanna cry

We can

With proper planning

Whyyy nooo

becuae

for a few reasons

Tell me

I don't want you to cry

this conversation

You achieve whatever you want

I want to support you through it

just gave "i love you" a whole nother meaning

and it made everything seem so reall, my dreams feel possible

and it gave me fucking hope that i can do what i really want