Bored and Broke

i need moneyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

wheres a sugar daddy when i need one

stay broke bitch

lmao

we all know you're opal

no wayyy

i aint opal mann

im just playing with you, that tranny bitch needs to be banned too.

what she even do to you bro

she fucked up the site

idk why ur so aggresive i just met u

dude chill

but that's not important, ag needs to be banned

its not that deep

NO FR AG NEEDS TO GO

@matt please ban this nigga ag

yea cuz like why tf u sayin slurs that arent fo u

he's such a fucking fatass bitch and he needs to take his anime pillow caressing ass to the mental hospital

yea idc bout that part of him that much but he did seem annoying

i was talking about ag but damn

u white?

Shut up bro

Wsg arson

ayy

fr this alt acc is so annoying

ethan li brooklyn new york, age 17 with one sister, 5'10, black hair and brown eyes

im good u?

ok

Tired

samee tbhh

You're 100% AG on an alt

FRR

damn they hated on themselves back there

ag needs self love fr

rip ag

kys

and his insecurity issure

issues*

lmaoo he def is af

ingenious and arsonisfun, both of you kill yourselves

stay mad hoe 🥰

SHUT UP

literally nobody cares😐

Why did the chinese n word song start playing in my head

Nae n nae nae nn nae nae

idk what that is but ik its funny af

i feel like a heard it beforeee

WHY CANT I REMEMBERRR

shut up you fucking ching chong ass kim jong un kpop idol small eye motherfucker

go eat your dogs over rice you ching chong fuck

I don't feel like it dude

100%, you are AG.

ongg

anyways

lets just ignore them

He's just riding AG's small pp

you have one

kys

kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys

kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys

*ignores*

lmao

i left a bit to change my musicccc

What are you listening to?

radiohead 🙏

I'm listening to Playboi Carti

Sky

actually lemme go listen to it

alr its playin

Nice

I'm so annoyed right now

tbh dont listen to much rap but this is good

y

Because I have to fucking fly tommorow for 14 fucking hours

And I have to wake up at 4 am

damnnn

wati where tho

wait*

The land of

Skibidi toilet

i feel that tho (i wake up at 4:30 for school)

Jk I'm going to china

niceee

gen alpha type reply

its their promised land

I am gen z

THANK GOD

(same)

Not nice I hate that shitttt

why tho

i like traveling

Because it's a family reunion thing

except plane rides with children who wont stop kicking the back of my seat and when i try to push back they scream in my ear on purpose and that little shits mom starts yelling at me

ohhhhh

yeaaahhh

not funn

unless u got fun cousins

Nawww they all are annoying

i dont know any of my family tbh

so its always akward

Me neither tbh

i literally thought i had like 2 cousins for the longest time when i was little

They won't understand what I'm saying either my chinese is actually so ass

at least u know some mann

i went to europe to visit family and I DIDNT KNOW SHITT

Where in europe?

serbia

its pretty nice there

Damnnn

I just asked jake to hop on wje

u know them irl or smth?

No, on uwu

You should get it

LITERALLY WHAT IS UWU I KEEP SEEING ABOUT ITT

hold up lemme google this shittt

https://carny-s-uwu-crew.mn.co/members/online

Here is one of the many links

mk lemme make an acc rq

Nice

uwu is for private messaging btw it's fun!

Ded

im backkkkkkkkk

finishedd

ill just have it there for now

I saw your account bro nice

fr

so original

your pfp is LEGENDARY BRO

im eating mini manticadas rn and they hit so hard

What is that?

DADDY NOOK 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍(this is so satire dont cancel meee)

the little bread muffinss

with the white bear mascot

Nice I'm eating nothign

WHERE IS MY PHONEEE I CANT FIND IT

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I just ate oreos a little while ago but they were stale asf

IDK WHERE YOUR PHONE IS

FIND ITTTTTTTTTTTT

u shoulda had milk with it

FUCK I WAS SITTING ON MY PHONE

NO WAY I COULDNT FEEL IT

LOLOOL

hold up tho i gotta fix my new uwu acc

I had to go to sephora today and I bought this overpriced vaseline and it smells like candy but It cost me 30 dollars and now I am sad

PLEASE TELL ME U SAW 9 YEAR OLD SEPHORA KIDS

yea i saw those prices and dipped

I'm in new york city of course I saw those retards

actually i only bought a face wash and its great

makes my skin so softtt

I am the only known male that has a skincare routine

LMAO NO FR THEY SHOULD DIEEE

honestly good for youuuu

(I have cystic acne)

(me too)

(not really but still acne)

I HATE ANCE

FR

Like I feel like I could pull if I didnt have acne

nah whats ur skincaree

I use a lot of korean skincare tbh

me tooo cuz bro i looked so ass before i started some skincare and makeup

KOREAN SKINCARE>>>>>

(i dont own any)

It takes forever to ship and tiktok made me buy it tbh

nah man u gotta do research

like u use any acids?

Bro I tried doing the patrick bateman hair and now my hair looks wet asf because I used vaseline as hair gel

Yeah

that sounded like a drug question

lol

NONONONONO NOT THE VASELINE IN UR HAIR

IM TRAUMATIZED FROM THAT

so like

MY HAIR LOOKS WET AND I WASHED MY HAIR LIKE 69 TIMES

i used to have long hair and my sister and me were fucking around and she made me look like victorian lady with makeup and a weird hairdo

and she used vaseline and THAT SHIT WOULD NOT COME OUT

I have the basic asian kid cut

FRR

stop now im imagining bowl but

cut*

NAWWW ITS NOT A BOWL CUT BUT I HAD ONE IN THE PAST

EVERY ASIAN KIDS CANNON EVENT

YOUR SO REAL FOR THAT

Sorry I'm like high if I say anything weird sorry in advabce

oh yea but back to the story timee

nah ur good

i say weird shit all the time and i aint high

Story?

abt the vaseline hair thingy

I HAD TO GO TO SCHOOL FOR WHOLE WEEK WITH GREASY ASS HAIR

o k

NAWWWWW I FEEL BAD FOR YOU

IKRRR

IT SUCKD ASS

I DIDNT EVEN HAVE ANY HATS

i looked like i didnt shower for a month

DAMMNN

SOLUTION:

dawn dish soap

my hair looks wet asf and my grandma is gonna laugh at meeeee

I WILL SAVE YOU FROM THIS FATE

DISH SOAP

IT FIGHTS GREASEE

"ni zhen chou" - my grandma

ni how (this is all i know and cant spell it either)

Niceeee

brb

alr

I am maybe back

maybe?

maybe not

Sorry my sister was moving and I thought she was awake (we share a room)

imagine sharing a room (ive never had my own room)

Lol it sucks ass

i dont mind it

BUT THEY GOTTA PICK UP THEIR SHITT

thats why i desperately need my own roommmm

shes so messssyy

My sister is so messy

SAME

She's a preppy ass sephora kid

no wayyy

rip

She is the most whitewashed fucking person I have ever met

mine is just a fornite kid in disguse

shes playing roblox rn

My cousins call her twinkie because she cant speak chinese

with her online friends

LMAO

yea i make fun of her cuz she cant speak spanish too

Ha my sister has an online 19 year old boyfriend who asked to finger her and they met up but I snitched

WHATTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

THANK GOD U SNITCHED

WTFFF

She got the slipper

Ong

real

Do you know wade

nope

alsoo

i saw ur pfp in uwu just now

UR A REAL ONEE

TOM NOOK FOR LIFERS

ewwwwwwwwwwwww

I have like 1000 hours on that fucking game I dont know if I like it or hate it tho

dating minors is not fun guyss

hes my bbg tho

....

ive only played the pocket version cuz yeaa

ALR IF YOU ARRE STALKING SHOW YOURSELF

:)

Bro where the fuck is everyone

im slowly collecting data on u fr

ur chinese in nyc

I just turned off all the lights so I can be on my computer in peace

with sister

Stawwwwpppp

heading to china at 4 am tmrw

on a 14 hr flight

i could find where in nyc u are from the flight distance

wait i didnt read it

im slow

come backkkkkkk

14 hours

alrr

Wyd rn

well im in the dark on my computer

was gonna go online shopping with my nonexistent money

I found 1000 dollars

WHAT

And now Imma spend it all

GIMME

NO

WAIT

I saved all my chinese new year money

cmonnn buddyyy

we are all friends hereee

help a buddy outtt

I canttttt sorry

no just send me ur ip and ill come find itt

But I've saved my chinese new year money for five years and now I am wasting it all :DDDDDD

i would do the exact same thing fr

imma switch races for the new years

My sister spent it all on fucking drunk elephant or whatever the fuck you call it

DONT BE RCTA

what that

White ass bitches on tiktok wanting to be asian

(please ruin the last of my innocence)

ohh yea i know themm

didnt know there was a word for them

THEYRE SO GROSS

www.youtube.com/watch?v=6wILzFs_2hM

WHAT IS THIS

How to get bullied at your racist school 101

STOPPPP

ITS NOT EVEN FUNNY AND THEY HAVE THEIR OWN SLUR

i got that white privelage fr

(im a hispanic in disguse)

FR??

Lol

yes, "ranny"

💀💀💀💀

Ranny Ranny Ranny Ranny Ranny Ranny Ranny Ranny Ranny Ranny Ranny Ranny Ranny Ranny

wait i forgot but there was this one famous dude who got plastic surgery to look korean

ahhhh i forgot his namee

www.tiktok.com/@rcta_is_v4lid/video/7278382752821677358

NO I KNOW OLI LONDON

OH YEA

OLI LONDON

Bitch wanted to look like the ugliest bts member (they all look the fuqing same)

i dont even know how its physically possible

which one? idk bts

so i can search him uppp

Bitch be like "ok welp i wanna be a professional victim and be bullied at school so imma just be asian and be an uwu girl so people will be like OMG your so asian"

FRR

People have no filter...

Like these idiots on this ass of a website

its cuz theyre online

Fuckkkk where is everyone

i hope when they want a job they find all the shit they say frr

EXACTLYY

its so ded here

I am watching Packgod for no fucking reason

It's 1 am it makes sense

ITS 1 AM??

For me

Almost 1 am

im stupiddd no wayy

we have dif time zoness

its like almost 12 for me

Isnt it like 11 pm in texas

yea

Howdy

howdy yall (im not from texas)

Ok I will be back in like 10 minutes, If you arent still here I will actually be so bored

If yoru not from texas where u from

california man

my friends call me a domisticated californian

im watching a bad summary of adventure time rn

brb in 10

mk im just watching yt

I am back

coolioo

was just fixin up my new acc in uwu

Nice

ikr

im so invested in the yt video rn

What are ou watching

www.youtube.com/watch?v=QfgmdX5VC08&ab_channel=notanthpo

i love adventure time fr

most normalest conversation on here

fr

everything else is just dramaaa