Blachhhhh

Don’t get your knickers in a twist, fam. He’ll respond when he’s online.

Ik also I love how you put that.

Why, thank you, fair maiden.

Dude I just love the way you 🤣

you talk*

Thanks, G. You’re the first person to ever appreciate my vocabulary.

Oh? Thats kind of sad.. Also slightly surprising-

Oh alr

Yeahz

*Yeah.

But gramercy, anyways, kind lady.

God spede you.

Thank you.

Gramercy means thank you. 😂

“God spede you” means “have a nice day”.

I knew that, totally-

Of course you did. 😏

It just auto corrected to thank you I meant to say your welcome-

I see.

No matter.

i had to look up what it meant and still got it wrong..

🤣

so hru?

I’m alright.

You?

*And yourself?

Is that good or bad?

Im good.

Well, I’m not sure. When men say “I’m alright”, it most likely means they’re not and they’re just trying to cover it up.

I do have a few things on my mind, but I’m not sure how open I can be on here.

You dont need to be dont worry it is a website with random people, I just like to try and make sure everyone is at least ok.

Alright, that’s respectable.

I have also found this out from my brothers.

I see.

And I still got it wrong, im never forgiving myself for this one..

Yo Dagger did I never tell you how cool your vocabulary is? Man, I'm seriously lacking

Im sorry im not very well, english is not my first language. But I have been learning for a while and I'm trying. (:

Yes. Well, see, I’m having a debate whether I should text my crush first or let her text me first. I want to know if she’s truly interested in chatting by not saying anything, but at the same time, I dearly wish I coud talk with her. Since you’re a girl, what do you think? Are guys repulsive to girls for always texting first? Or do girls like it?

Wsg, Jake. I’ve missed you, buddy.

Hey dude, been a while, glad you're back

Girs very rarely make the first move nor do they like to. I think you should text her, I hope the best for you.

*girls.

Glad to see you, bro.

I understand.

Yeah I'm like a weird outlier rn cause this girl's been messaging me and always texts first lol

actually we've only talked like twice and we've both messaged first once haha

But I’m afraid to be a pest to her. I don’t know if she wants to talk to me or not.

yo stfu fake jit

Angel, you there?

Bro, stfu.

Yeah I feel you on that, man. I text first wayyyy too much

OBEY THE KING

I will ban you.

OBEY

THE

KING

Well maybe start with small talk, like asking how her day was and if she really late and didn't say sorry or say why she was late, or is a dry texter, etc Maybe just try again with small talk if she does this more then once then I'm afraid she may not feel the same.

You degenerate vermin.

Or just try to get to know her

yk?

What Angel said, that's a pretty good course of action

I see.

Sorry, I am still struggling with English a bit.

Thank you for you advice, Angel. I’ll think about it.

It’s ok. You’re doing very well.

You are welcome and I hope it all works out well for you.

I have to go, unfortunately. I’ll see you guys around.

Facts

Thank you (:

Wtf

People when inspect element exists

That’s not me.

EWWWWWWWWWW

YES IT IS

Goodbye. I hope you have a good night.

DISGUSTING VILE FUCKING HUMAN

Where did you get it, then?

Like you?

u wanna know?

See ya Dagger, I'll try to take care of this incel in the meantime

Dagger you wanna know?

Jit? Tell me.

Tell me now.

Where did you get that fake shit?

It came straight from up your little asshole

Ohhh. I see. Yes, thank you for your information.

Now.

I accidentally burned myself while making pizza...

Wanna know something cook?

Ouch

*cool?

Jit?

Nah not rlly

Jit go eat shit

Let me show you a magic trick.

Maybe ur gonna say you wanna kill urself?

WAIT NO

PLEASE

NO

I'm doctor seuss y'a;;

He already dose

*y'all

I’m gonna press on your profile, and then press “ban Jit”. Alright? Cool. See you later, asshole.

Hell yeah W Dagger

He’s banned.

Bye.

Omg, Thank god he has been nothing but a problem.

👋🏻

Goodbye.

Adios

So jake hru?

Pretty good, hbu?

Im good aswell.

Kind of bored.

same

Sup

Geiaa

Blach i burned myself..

u here?

Yes

Sorry

How?

Ok

Yeah sorry

While making pizza

L

As an Italian I feel your pain

pizza has burned me too many times

Tescos pizza is nice

Oh im sorry

Blach did yk that english wasent my first language?

No

Like it's not mine either

Sorry, my grammar is horrible there. Spelling as well.

No it's fine

Oh? What was?

Scots gaelic, I only actually started learning English in school in P4

So like

Oh-

yo that is so awesome

2 or 3yr after kindergarten

I'm part Scottish, I've always wanted to learn Gaelic

So you really arent a brit-

Sadly yes

I live in land of the housing estates

You cant have pizza for two weeks, you are grounded.

Fuck you bitch

yo chill

Its fine we've been friends for a while.

Ye

Fuck you to <33

Like

Bro that's a horrible way to talk to your friends lmao

Nearly a year?

Ik

We are both mental tbh..

lol

Nai

Ohh

I can't actually remember when we started talking

Nai=yes in greek-

Ohhhhhhh nice

afk for like 3 mins stay here

So your first language was Greek?

K

Ok...

Is your first language greek?

Nai^^

Nice

Yea.

Wyd?

Greek mythology is great

Ik I love it.

It's like the one thing I've considered trying to get a degree in

Oml you should.

I'm really annoyed my school doesn't teach Latin

Or greek

Or anything apart from English, gaelic, Spanish and French

Oh..

I js have the last to.

Ohh

Yea..

Do yous not get taught Latin?

Ochi..

No?

Thats what it mean yea (:

I love how I'm just kinda vibing in this chat while also cheat-grinding blooket points and listening to an AI cover of Kurt Cobain singing Foo Fighters songs

Oh?

Thats nice.

ai is wild bro now it's plankton singing Pearl Jam music

. . .

I do not fully understand the point of Ai.

Sorry

I'm back

Its ok Dum dum.

A year. A year I have had to put up with being called that

😢

yeah me neither

Dude yk im your fave.

Ye. But my favorite what?

Person.

Really?

I was thinking cereal

Im not Cereal..

Well yeah but I couldn't be bothered to spell out breakfast, lunch and dinner

Your going to eat me?

Nah

Slip you to the dog

0:

worstjokesever.com/@everyonesguardianangel%F0%9F%98%87

Js ignore tht

Ok....

why u odd

Guess what

wha?

Today in school I found a song named "black ppl" and its kinda racist in a good catchy way

I- ok..

Ye?

Whats the I for?

Your odd..

Well no sh....... scooby do

Are your parents gone?

Can I swear?

Please

yes they are...

FUCK YES

no shit

Nah bro scooby do

I fell like the song " i gotta screw some scooby do"" would be so popular

And the album would be called "pregnant scooby"

British man hello

Football or soccer. Which ever one you say is shit

Soccer absolutely

It's still a bad sport

Im Messi fan u know

How bout cricket shit?

India curry fuckin idiot sport

It's actually from Ireland and crickets pretty good

Yesterday a 14yr body slammed me

In a soft ball match

www.youtube.com/shorts/UYNosFGm11w

Guy please keep awake I will come back an hour later

Ok sure

But BTW

It's not that i don't like you

It just I hate soccer

Hi

Same.

yo blach wht u wanna talk to me abt yesterday

Soccer is not guilty but worst is soccer players

Just wait a second, he goes afk alot

Your gf wanted you and her discord wasn't working

Ty.

ohh alr i alr talked to her

black

blach

Y

Ye?

Where is Conor McGregar

Mars

Shut up soccer boy

Hang on

Ohh k

yo blach thks for tellin me lmao

But can you go on discord first?

Ok?

Blach when im back at my moms we need to talk.

What’s happened yesterday¿

Hey mom, get ready?

Ok

While he’s out let’s talk about another shit

Dude, be nice.

Sorry

No.

I’m waiting for you

To do?

To tell i love you

Just kidding

Please dont make jokes like that.

Tf?

Hii Blachh

You said you were rp I didn't think it was here

Its not

Ik it's fine

Can I ask you something tho?

Si

What happened on March 24th?

What did dom tell u?

Well we were talking she said the date but then refused to tell me any thing else

Oh ok..

So what is it?

Well you see.

Idk whos watching..

Ok

What?

Ohh

But then serena

Something happend on march 24th

No march 24th was last year

Ohh right

What happened?

I didn't see sorry

Ohh

Ok

Makes more sense now

But

I need to ask

nai?

And you need to tell me the truth

Have you stopped with the dates?

Or are there any more?

Dont tell dom?

Ok. But she should know if you do have another

I dont

Dw.

Hey bitch guys

Huh?

It means dont worry

Ohh ok

Good

I wana tallk you to mother

She is always drunk.

So good luck

Symbol? Can you give us a minute?

We were kind of talking about some things

Ayooo?

Fuck off

I'm trying getthem off oir backs ok?

Our*

Doesn't matter anyway

I'm going to bed

12 45

Gn ttyl

Alr gn Ttyll

Tell me your nightmares

Heeey

Geaii

School tomorrow?

Geia*

Nai

Nai❓

It means yes is greek

Thanks

Where you live

Id rather not say on this webstie

Oops sorry

Its ok (:

Stupid question buster

Fuck off

I didnt see what this said

I think you are neat.

Who?

You

Thank you.

Shut up Chinese

Getta outof here

Conor

Guys be nice.

They did nothing wrong.

Thanks

Why can’t you be so nice kinda guy

Dont say that either

Not everyone is perfect

Oh,you are the best woman in the world like Nelson Rolihlahla Mandela

No thats not true, no one is the best

You’re nice guy absolutely

Im a girl..

Sorry LGBT is great

Huh? What dose that have to do with LGBT

Nosorry I want to be friends with ya

I don’t wanna be rude to you

Its ok you are just slightly confusing me.

I’m not native English speaker

So please be tolerant for me

Its my second language i understand.

U too?

What mother tongue

Yea

Greek

Hey we’re brothers right?

Greek is fuckin special

What?

I love greek

Me too

I wanna visit

I dont live in Greece but i bet it is amazing

Yeah

Sorry I misunderstood about you

Its ok

You guys studies Latin?

No.

Sorry

It’s my stereotypical opinion

Oh thats nice

I thought you do so

Some schools do

What kind thing do you know about Japan?

Or associated with

Sushi island

Hey heye

Are you hanni,New jeans?

To tell the truth, we two are Japanese students

oh?

True

And it’s boring class now

Do ya want pic of our fuckin English teacher?

EGA here?

Sure?

Can I call you EGA?

Just call me angel

Ok angel sir

Have you ever eaten sushi?

Im a girl

Yes

Sir doesn’t use to woman?

I have never heard

Excuse me

Its ok

Sushi how it was?

People around Europe hate fresh fish true?

I love sushi

What fuckin pleasure

I have to go my internet is going to get shut off soon

Goodbye

ttyl

Oh good bye

It was very nice time to talk with ya

You to

ボケいかれイギリス人がいきんな

Dadgger you should just kill her like you killed my bitch whore of a mother

AI is soulless and will never be real music