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    ? are you becoming a worse retard

    it makes me more annoyed that retards are evolving

    quite litterally all retards these days

    yeah they are and you know it

    I stand up on tower of true dumbness where all the others have fallen

    retards are sukuna and normal people are gojo

    β„‘π”ͺ π”šπ”¦π”±π”₯ 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔑

    I'm assuming your neither

    ue class is 1110 ur welcome

    β„‘π”ͺ π”šπ”¦π”±π”₯ 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔑

    I'm kidding huzz

    k

    β„‘π”ͺ π”šπ”¦π”±π”₯ 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔑

    thank you tho chuzz

    why am i chuzz wtf

    β„‘π”ͺ π”šπ”¦π”±π”₯ 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔑

    I'm SORRYYYY chuzzzzz

    it fine i aint a retard but i dont know if im normal cause im always alone in real life

    κ€˜κκŒ©κ’’κπŸ§šβœ¨γƒ„

    How the freak does this happen

    πŸ‘

    DAP ME UP

    it fine i aint a retard but i dont know if im normal cause im always alone in real life

    being alone is how u become batman ur batman

    β„‘π”ͺ π”šπ”¦π”±π”₯ 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔑

    I'll be your joker to your Batman

    ?

    β„‘π”ͺ π”šπ”¦π”±π”₯ 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔑

    she cant be batman

    say harley bro

    π’œβ„³β„°

    Late ngith wehn i need your love~

    BORDERLANDS BUD

    https://docs.google.com/presentation/d/1HrhA4nZYWvOhikDqozfHcgQUiJ6LTiCGjBqw7kDGXAI/edit#slide=id.p

    π’€° روحي Ψ₯Ω„Ω‡Ψ§ π’€°

    he could say "if im the Joker than can you be my Harley Quinn "

    u could have a spider man mask go up to her and say Β¨are u a criminal because i wanna web all of over u Β¨

    β„‘π”ͺ π”šπ”¦π”±π”₯ 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔑

    πŸ™

    πŸ‘ˆπŸ‘‰πŸ‘‡β˜πŸ˜‡ = βœπŸ«…

    do your cross on your chest

    κ€˜κκŒ©κ’’κπŸ§šβœ¨γƒ„

    βœŒοΈπŸ€ŸπŸΏπŸ€˜πŸΌπŸ––πŸΏπŸ–πŸΎπŸ€šπŸΌ

    ? mine was a prayer besto friendo

    β„‘π”ͺ π”šπ”¦π”±π”₯ 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔑

    shoot the darker ones

    damn

    κ€˜κκŒ©κ’’κπŸ§šβœ¨γƒ„

    βœŒοΈπŸ€ŸπŸΏπŸ€˜πŸΌπŸ––πŸΏπŸ–πŸΎπŸ€šπŸΌ

    stop talking about putting mayonnaise on my dead grandma

    bombing the bomb

    stop talking about putting mayonnaise on my dead grandma

    ?

    β„‘π”ͺ π”šπ”¦π”±π”₯ 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔑

    laggy ahh

    ? it aint lagging for me

    Face mcshooty

    ...im eating ur hamster

    😨

    β„‘π”ͺ π”šπ”¦π”±π”₯ 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔑

    I'm the smartest dumb person

    nuh uh ur in honors classes u aint dumb

    im offended that yall think u can urself dumbssssssssss

    β„‘π”ͺ π”šπ”¦π”±π”₯ 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔑

    I'm the smartest dumb person

    nah everyone on this ebsite is equally dumb just we dont show it half the time

    β„‘π”ͺ π”šπ”¦π”±π”₯ 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔑

    u js don't try

    lil bit of both fr

    im so confused about how it became about school work

    β„‘π”ͺ π”šπ”¦π”±π”₯ 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔑

    does he know u turned it in?

    idk lemme ask em

    everyine really that excited cause i aint excited for summer

    its when my hell hole becomes worse for life

    DAP ME UP

    everyine really that excited cause i aint excited for summer

    me neither im cooked

    κ€˜κκŒ©κ’’κπŸ§šβœ¨γƒ„

    u have hole πŸ•³οΈ

    i meant i have to deal with my asshole of a stepdad who only yells around

    he aint got a job and is trying to take half my paychecks

    DAP ME UP

    i meant i have to deal with my asshole of a stepdad who only yells around

    samsies except its both parents including my step dad

    κ€˜κκŒ©κ’’κπŸ§šβœ¨γƒ„

    Yes hawww

    ...

    DAP ME UP

    i meant i have to deal with my asshole of a stepdad who only yells around

    he aint got a job and is trying to take half my paychecks

    im plannng to get a emancipation soon

    DAP ME UP

    im plannng to get a emancipation soon

    what that

    were if im under 18 i can leave home early if i can prove to the government i can live alone

    use it as a chance to go to texas

    DAP ME UP

    use it as a chance to go to texas

    OOOOOOOOOOO

    κ€˜κκŒ©κ’’κπŸ§šβœ¨γƒ„

    CAUSE FREAK MY GRAMMA SHE DINT LIKE ME SHE TREATS MY FREAKIN DOG BETTER THAN ME

    sad

    nah im only doing emancipation so i dont fucking kill my step dad

    DAP ME UP

    use it as a chance to go to texas

    how you typing five messages at onece

    nah if i get this emancipation confirmed im just going to finish school and go to texas

    ikr its just were everyone is

    Face mcshooty

    then by 4093824 guns

    damn

    ima buy a glock 19 thats it

    cant tell yall how many times some jack ass wanted to rob my house

    understandable i seen the news reports for down there

    κ€˜κκŒ©κ’’κπŸ§šβœ¨γƒ„

    Ima just get guard dogs πŸ‘Ή

    noo u will need a gun

    i have had many guard dogs they cant be the only thing u got protecting ur house

    Face mcshooty

    cant tell yall how many times some jack ass wanted to rob my house

    ima buy a glock 19 and bring my pitbull

    because if u dont have a gun guess who does

    Face mcshooty

    because if u dont have a gun guess who does

    the robber

    i ran out of stars so heres the jackass logo

    im just trying to find a way to get away from my stepdads shit cause he claims he doesn't do anything wrong when he goes drinking on fridays till 3am on saturday and only sins but he claims he prays to god every night man ive never seen that mother fucker say thanks to god once

    DAP ME UP

    im just trying to find a way to get away from my stepdads shit cause he claims he doesn't do anything wrong when he goes drinking on fridays till 3am on saturday and only sins but he claims he prays to god every night man ive never seen that mother fucker say thanks to god once

    πŸ˜”πŸ˜”πŸ˜” I’m sorry besto friendo

    κ€˜κκŒ©κ’’κπŸ§šβœ¨γƒ„

    I just got the saddest message of my life

    ?

    κ€˜κκŒ©κ’’κπŸ§šβœ¨γƒ„

    πŸ˜”πŸ˜”πŸ˜” I’m sorry besto friendo

    it fine

    dwbi dap u will be surronded by brisket soon enough

    κ€˜κκŒ©κ’’κπŸ§šβœ¨γƒ„

    πŸ˜”πŸ˜”πŸ˜” I’m sorry besto friendo

    if he keeps his shit going before i get this emancipation i'll just hit him with a shovel

    Face mcshooty

    dwbi dap u will be surronded by brisket soon enough

    bet

    κ€˜κκŒ©κ’’κπŸ§šβœ¨γƒ„

    If my gramma keeps her shit up in fr jumping in front of a car

    dont besto friendo just move out she cant stop you

    κ€˜κκŒ©κ’’κπŸ§šβœ¨γƒ„

    Just be like whoops my hand slippedπŸ˜―πŸ‘Ή

    fr

    π’œβ„³β„°

    Late night when i need, your love.

    who you

    Face mcshooty

    they a chill dude dwbi

    ok

    hey thor would u prefer to be called a she ?

    κ€˜κκŒ©κ’’κπŸ§šβœ¨γƒ„

    Can’t wait for that day

    just wait a little longer

    β„‘π”ͺ π”šπ”¦π”±π”₯ 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔑

    who tf is thor

    idk

    that japanese name profile

    the one who ruined your cousins wedding by fucking the cake

    κ€˜κκŒ©κ’’κπŸ§šβœ¨γƒ„

    No the anime girl is one of adians irl friends

    ?

    π’œβ„³β„°

    She used to call me on my flip phone....

    not this guy this is borderlands buddie

    DAP ME UP

    the one who ruined your cousins wedding by fucking the cake

    yeah

    DAP ME UP

    the one who ruined your cousins wedding by fucking the cake

    yeah thats right thats thor

    κ€˜κκŒ©κ’’κπŸ§šβœ¨γƒ„

    πŸ˜”πŸ˜”

    read the book legend by marie lu

    oh is that the one where its dystopian and the guy steal medicine for his fam ?

    had to read it for a project in middle school i dont remember the ending

    did you know that ended on a cliff hanger there are 2 more books

    DAP ME UP

    did you know that ended on a cliff hanger there are 2 more books

    bro what

    yeah their called legend, prodigy, and champion by marie lu

    those books are all the same story just split into three parts

    Face mcshooty

    yall kids gonna know about me

    i litterly talk about you at home

    my brother is following you

    he just keeps tabs on everyone

    who he speaks the name of face mc shooty will remember that name forever

    DAP ME UP

    those books are all the same story just split into three parts

    so book two and three dont got the same main characters ?

    especially since your the most retarded person anyones met

    Face mcshooty

    so book two and three dont got the same main characters ?

    they have junes and days kids as the main characters

    the two main characters make kids ikr

    all i remember is that he had a slingshot and killed very important guy

    its only because thomas lets them live at their execution

    Face mcshooty

    all i remember is that he had a slingshot and killed very important guy

    junes brother

    read it but make sure you read all three parts

    for like $35.99 for the set

    Face mcshooty

    im trying to finish other book series

    which one

    well ima buy the legend, prodigy and champion books

    eh i got em for my b-day and im actually kinda intrested in em

    i was wrong theres 4 books

    all the audio books are free on amazon but if you want them in real paper books its that price

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