Anyone on?

no

stupid why would u assume someone on

this is a voice recorded message pls leave ur message after the beep

BEEP

? are you becoming a worse retard

it makes me more annoyed that retards are evolving

we don't evolve we devolve dingus

true

I'm the smartest of them all

IM BETTER

quite litterally all retards these days

nuh uh

yeah they are and you know it

no

?

I stand up on tower of true dumbness where all the others have fallen

I alone am the dumb one

retards are sukuna and normal people are gojo

I'm assuming your neither

damn thats messed up

im a fucking genius

I'm kidding huzz

ue class is 1110 ur welcome

I know that...............

k

thank you tho chuzz

nuh uh

I'm SORRYYYY chuzzzzz

why am i chuzz wtf

How the freak does this happen

I'm kidding

it fine i aint a retard but i dont know if im normal cause im always alone in real life

skill issue

👍

being alone is how u become batman ur batman

Batman is batman

not normal not dumb but batman fr

I'll be your joker to your Batman

Wellll Kayla go sleep cause she black

RIZZ???

no

stfu ryan

what huzz u get

stfu

Say that to your gf 😭😭

?

she cant be batman

shes not a man

Wel

fr be bat woman

jaidjapoijdapio

Lame ahh rizz line😭

say harley bro

or bat girl

then i'd wife up bat girl dawg

damn

she used to call me on my cellphone

🙏

late night when \

🤯

die

wild

EW U DRAKE FAN

its a song

Late ngith wehn i need your love~

he could say "if im the Joker than can you be my Harley Quinn "

I'm not

BORDERLANDS BUD

my friend put it in our slideshow

we are cooked

Rizz

that’s better

Batman like Ethan we know u gay

😭😭

https://docs.google.com/presentation/d/1HrhA4nZYWvOhikDqozfHcgQUiJ6LTiCGjBqw7kDGXAI/edit#slide=id.p

cosmo is gay

ethans flexing sum odd shit

😭

u've done it too

Wellll

i didnt flexc it?

u could have a spider man mask go up to her and say ¨are u a criminal because i wanna web all of over u ¨

yes u DID

👈👉👇☝😇 = ✝🫅

...

no?

do your cross on your chest

I love minors

?

✌️🤟🏿🤘🏼🖖🏿🖐🏾🤚🏼

80082

WELL

shoot the darker ones

in this case

wsp kay

? mine was a prayer besto friendo

😭😭😭

damn

…..

1,3,and potentially 6 is okay

i dont speak deaf people

i dont speak deaf people

i dont speak deaf people

stop talking about putting mayonnaise on my dead grandma

Wsp gang

laggy ahh

?

ijnjinoj

Get out with that laggy shi

...im eating ur hamster

? it aint lagging for me

Ryan's lag

Welllllll

you can’t

😨

sorry 😢

watch me

Okay

im asian

damn he serious

well u have fun tracking my address down

i can eat anything with chopsticks

😔🖐🏾

I'm the smartest dumb person

IM SUPPOSE TO BE ASLEEP

👹👹

then sleep monkey

nuh uh ur in honors classes u aint dumb

No

i shall not sleep

why

im offended that yall think u can urself dumbssssssssss

kayla go rest

nah everyone on this ebsite is equally dumb just we dont show it half the time

dawg ur not even dumb either lwk

mi dumsssssss

u js don't try

Lol

wait u do try

but

you don't know the subject

lil bit of both fr

AYE HOWS THAT WORK GOING.

THT I GAVE YOu.

done

did u turn it in?

yes

did he grade it?

SJSUSIEKJEJEJEJDJDJDIDJD

no

go rest, ur on break and im telling u too

HOLT BUCKAROONS

does he know u turned it in?

im so confused about how it became about school work

😔 no no 👹

idk lemme ask em

dawg....

IDC ABT BREAK

ur in his class rn?]

no

next period

anyone ready for summer

ME

I AN

ME

I AM

ME

IAM

ME

me

kayla

I AM

kayla

go sleep

?

rn

go sleep

rn

😔😔

y’all so mean

🖖🏿

shoot

ill call u after school if u gbtb

everyine really that excited cause i aint excited for summer

😯

EXTRA CURLS

WTF

Auto corrext

why u bullying me

its when my hell hole becomes worse for life

Hell hole

me neither im cooked

u have hole 🕳️

I AM THE FREKA

i dont even got a door no mo

i meant i have to deal with my asshole of a stepdad who only yells around

I was born in summer 👹 and i shall be in Texas in summer 👹👹👹

he aint got a job and is trying to take half my paychecks

good luck in texas dawg

Yikesss

kayla

Yes hawww

stereotypical analysis????

No I shall stay up👹👹👹👍🏿👍🏿👍🏿👍🏿

samsies except its both parents including my step dad

Well I’m just here bru

damn

...

...

shhhh

👍🏿

no just no

he aint got a job and is trying to take half my paychecks

damn that sucks ass

…

eli

im plannng to get a emancipation soon

MY OHINE BRINE

kidding👦

what that

It’s where you can leave the house before ur 18

were if im under 18 i can leave home early if i can prove to the government i can live alone

yes

my brother is doing that

and so am i

ima do it

use it as a chance to go to texas

CAUSE FREAK MY GRAMMA SHE DINT LIKE ME SHE TREATS MY FREAKIN DOG BETTER THAN ME

👹👹

OOOOOOOOOOO

ik

sad

Ong

she even hates my hamster 😔😔

found eli

found eli

found eli

found eli

found eli

found eli

h

oh

whoops

LAGGY ASS

LOLOLOLOL

nah im only doing emancipation so i dont fucking kill my step dad

I’m only doing it so I don’t wind up killing myself

fr

bust

bust

bust

bust

bust

Causeeee

how you typing five messages at onece

his Wi-Fi

oh

laggy ass

school he in

understandable

Lol

nah if i get this emancipation confirmed im just going to finish school and go to texas

nobody stopping me

move to fort worth dap

bet

Fr moving to Texas gang

yesssssss

ikr its just were everyone is

then by 4093824 guns

for real

Yes

we shall buy guns

damn

and murder our oops

but actually u will need a gun

opps

ima buy a glock 19 thats it

Ima buy a water gun

like for home defense

Ima just get guard dogs 👹

cant tell yall how many times some jack ass wanted to rob my house

My hamster shall come to Texas this summer

understandable i seen the news reports for down there

Ong

noo u will need a gun

Fine I shall get gun as well

i have had many guard dogs they cant be the only thing u got protecting ur house

ima buy a glock 19 and bring my pitbull

because if u dont have a gun guess who does

Ima have my hamster

Bros scary

the mother fucker robbing u

the robber

good boyyy u get a gold star

I just got the saddest message of my life

Can I have gold star

👹

i ran out of stars so heres the jackass logo

Bru

im just trying to find a way to get away from my stepdads shit cause he claims he doesn't do anything wrong when he goes drinking on fridays till 3am on saturday and only sins but he claims he prays to god every night man ive never seen that mother fucker say thanks to god once

i want a star

😔😔😔 I’m sorry besto friendo

?

it fine

😔

dwbi dap u will be surronded by brisket soon enough

if he keeps his shit going before i get this emancipation i'll just hit him with a shovel

omfg i want brisket right now

bet

If my gramma keeps her shit up in fr jumping in front of a car

Just be like whoops my hand slipped😯👹

dont besto friendo just move out she cant stop you

fr

She used to call me on my flip phone....

?

Late night when i need, your love.

lol

who you

the homie

?

they a chill dude dwbi

they a chill dude dwbi

Can’t wait for that day

ok

hey thor would u prefer to be called a she ?

wait

who tf is thor

my friend ?

just wait a little longer

dawg who's thor

on here

idk

the uhh blue pfp

i dont remember there user name

there irl name is thor

i think

that japanese name profile

No the anime girl is one of adians irl friends

the one who ruined your cousins wedding by fucking the cake

?

No that’s sumone else

oh

not this guy this is borderlands buddie

oh

yeah

Yeah thxs cuz my brain was hurting

ik

🤯😔

yeah thats right thats thor

I hate when people say my name THERE MAD AT ME

kayla

him

YEAHH

😔😔

shhhhhhhhhhh

rub some dirt in it

its good sauce

Oh

lol

?

no dirt for me

its a book

smart people read and lesson to book

still

u smart it dirt

eat it

read the book legend by marie lu

oh is that the one where its dystopian and the guy steal medicine for his fam ?

yuh

good book

ikr

had to read it for a project in middle school i dont remember the ending

IM STAYING UL

did you know that ended on a cliff hanger there are 2 more books

UP

UNTIL

SUMONE

bro what

idk

anyways

i read the first one wtf

tbh

yeah their called legend, prodigy, and champion by marie lu

the three things im not

fr

besides legen if i think about it

yall kids gonna know about me

those books are all the same story just split into three parts

i litterly talk about you at home

my brother is following you

yeah im a legend fr

he just keeps tabs on everyone

who he speaks the name of face mc shooty will remember that name forever

fr

so book two and three dont got the same main characters ?

especially since your the most retarded person anyones met

they have junes and days kids as the main characters

THEY HAVE KIDS???

.

the two main characters make kids ikr

i dont remember most of the book

all i remember is that he had a slingshot and killed very important guy

its only because thomas lets them live at their execution

junes brother

????

i need to read that book again

read it but make sure you read all three parts

its their life story

ohhhh

ok

they on amazon

im trying to finish other book series

for like $35.99 for the set

which one

a lot of comics tbh

oh

well ima buy the legend, prodigy and champion books

trying to finish this

?

and this

never heard of them

eh i got em for my b-day and im actually kinda intrested in em

brb passing period

i was wrong theres 4 books

BRO WHAT

im too poor for 4 books 😭

ima figure out the price

all the audio books are free on amazon but if you want them in real paper books its that price

...

ima go for a bit

back

damn it

...

saw nuthin

I can’t sleep

too bad go to sleep

I can’t bru

try again fr

I did

try again

shhhhh