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    • WHAT ARE WE GOING TO YAP ABOUT

    why are all of yall so slow lately

    Cosmo idk

    oogway, stop being slow

    💀

    Oogay is the type of person who is yapping

    None of you has said anything remotely smart. At all. In the 29 minutes you have been on, you have all said useless things. WTF is wrong with you guys? Are you all slow? Are you guys in special classes?

    especially when it comes to british girls

    helloooooo

    Anonymous

    None of you has said anything remotely smart. At all. In the 29 minutes you have been on, you have all said useless things. WTF is wrong with you guys? Are you all slow? Are you guys in special classes?

    Real bro real so ur turn saying not useless stuff

    Anonymous

    None of you has said anything remotely smart. At all. In the 29 minutes you have been on, you have all said useless things. WTF is wrong with you guys? Are you all slow? Are you guys in special classes?

    technically yes. I am in AP classes, along with advanced, very fast paced classes. How about you?

    Anonymous

    None of you has said anything remotely smart. At all. In the 29 minutes you have been on, you have all said useless things. WTF is wrong with you guys? Are you all slow? Are you guys in special classes?

    fine then u say sm rEmoTeLy sMaRt

    Anonymous

    heyyooo jkw

    heyyyy

    yappppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppp

    brb

    Haha. I would love to. Try to learn something everyday. Try to find a new friend everyday. Learn something new about a person.

    bro, i read more books than you've ever had friends

    Learn a recipe. Learn a new language! Try to be helpful! You guys are on here like "Derp." "Um." "Yikes." "Uh, wha?" "Wow, no phone." "Oh no. I can't go online."

    Anonymous

    Learn a recipe. Learn a new language! Try to be helpful! You guys are on here like "Derp." "Um." "Yikes." "Uh, wha?" "Wow, no phone." "Oh no. I can't go online."

    Real real

    Aw, Cosmo. You're so sad. I have two friends. Been friends for over 25 years. My library? Over 2,374 books. Paperbacks. Nothing online.

    I always heard that SAH was a good person. I find that hard to believe. I am 47, by the way.

    Anonymous

    I always heard that SAH was a good person. I find that hard to believe. I am 47, by the way.

    U don't need to believe it, it's alr

    But it's kinda weird that u are here at the age of 47

    You're funny. This is not a chat site. It is called a joke of a website. It's a website for jokes. How old do you think the founder, Matt is?

    Anonymous

    I always heard that SAH was a good person. I find that hard to believe. I am 47, by the way.

    Get lost weitdo

    Anonymous

    You're funny. This is not a chat site. It is called a joke of a website. It's a website for jokes. How old do you think the founder, Matt is?

    much much, younger than you

    What is a weitdo, may I ask? I'm not familiar.

    Anonymous

    You're funny. This is not a chat site. It is called a joke of a website. It's a website for jokes. How old do you think the founder, Matt is?

    Ofc he is going to be old

    Cosmo idk

    much much, younger than you

    erm

    That is quite funny. Matt is slightly older than me.

    That's weird, that u know, how old he is, cuz he never said his age. I know how old he is, cuz someone told me.

    Have you recently checked his profile, dear? He is almost 50. You are either stupid, or very stupid.

    Are you confused on the spelling?

    Anonymous

    I always heard that SAH was a good person. I find that hard to believe. I am 47, by the way.

    what the actual fuck

    Well, SAH. You just said that he would be old and then changed your mind and said he wasn't? Dear goodness. Are you okay?

    JKW. Are you confused as well on how to spell things?

    Anonymous

    Have you recently checked his profile, dear? He is almost 50. You are either stupid, or very stupid.

    dont call her that the only perosn stuppid here is u ur old asf go get a job

    OH! Cosmo, hi! Are you confused as well? It's spelled "Whatever." I've got you.

    will you just stfu already?

    Anonymous

    OH! Cosmo, hi! Are you confused as well? It's spelled "Whatever." I've got you.

    nope

    Anonymous

    OH! Cosmo, hi! Are you confused as well? It's spelled "Whatever." I've got you.

    I love you

    Anonymous

    Well, SAH. You just said that he would be old and then changed your mind and said he wasn't? Dear goodness. Are you okay?

    When did I say, that he is young

    Anonymous

    OH! Cosmo, hi! Are you confused as well? It's spelled "Whatever." I've got you.

    it's called an abbreviation, buddy

    Oh dear. JKW. I do have a job. It's rather taxing.

    Anonymous

    Oh dear. JKW. I do have a job. It's rather taxing.

    go find a hobby then leave or how about u write abt how you used to play with dinosaurs

    Biglicker

    Anonymous you are so hot

    Help

    Oh dear SAH. I said he was older than myself. I am 47 and you said he was much, much younger.

    Biglicker

    Shut up JKW

    ....no

    Anonymous

    Oh dear SAH. I said he was older than myself. I am 47 and you said he was much, much younger.

    Damn

    Anonymous

    Oh dear SAH. I said he was older than myself. I am 47 and you said he was much, much younger.

    I didn't say it

    Cosmo idk

    he is much younger buddy

    No he’s telling the truth

    Anonymous

    I didn't say it

    sah dw he had early alzheimer's

    Biglicker

    No he’s telling the truth

    no he ain't

    You sure did, dear. Do you need me to show you again?

    Anonymous

    You sure did, dear. Do you need me to show you again?

    Yeah

    Abbreviations say you are too stupid to find real words.

    Anonymous

    Abbreviations say you are too stupid to find real words.

    um, no?

    You proved my point, dear.

    and abbreviations are still technically words

    Anonymous

    I just wanted to yap 🥶

    same bro

    and there, did i not find actual words here, anon?

    #StayatHome 7 minutes ago Cosmo the lnterntobe much much, younger than you

    erm

    You all are too stupid for me.

    Anonymous

    #StayatHome 7 minutes ago Cosmo the lnterntobe much much, younger than you

    erm

    lemme show u sm ........ so u press on both buttons on both sides of ur phone and u can screenshot idk if that was a thing back in ur time but oh well u learn sm new daily

    Anonymous

    You all are too stupid for me.

    i think ur too old to be talking to us

    Anonymous

    You all are too stupid for me.

    likewise for you, except you're the one here lowering iq points in the chat

    I'm on a COM PU TER. Have you heard of it?

    Anonymous

    I'm on a COM PU TER. Have you heard of it?

    well the screen capture

    it still works senior citizen

    Just learn how to spell first, then worry about other things.

    I just wanna go home ☹️

    I do not believe that u are 47, tbh. I feel like, you are pretending to be 47, idk why you should do that, but anyway.

    It's very obvious that they are faking it

    Anonymous

    Not fun here

    fr i wanted to yapp with yall

    Anonymous

    I just wanna go home ☹️

    hows ur trip going???

    Anonymous

    SAH

    CHARLIEEEEEEE POOKIEEE

    Oh, I am that age, all right. I'm a trauma psychologist with a children's hospital based in Seattle. It is 4 am my time and I am at work right now, actually.

    Cosmo idk

    why you up at 3am

    shes ghost busting

    Anonymous

    Oh, I am that age, all right. I'm a trauma psychologist with a children's hospital based in Seattle. It is 4 am my time and I am at work right now, actually.

    sure sure

    No I'm hanging out with my friend

    Anonymous

    Oh, I am that age, all right. I'm a trauma psychologist with a children's hospital based in Seattle. It is 4 am my time and I am at work right now, actually.

    then do ur job why u here yapping with us...

    Watching the kissing booth

    Anonymous

    Watching the kissing booth

    fancy

    JKW

    fr i wanted to yapp with yall

    Fr

    I am a male, by the way. I have a few patients on here. Not allowed to say who but I like to keep an eye on them.

    JKW

    then do ur job why u here yapping with us...

    mhm

    Oh, not insulting. You guy are major assholes. Like, straight up morons.

    Anonymous

    I am a male, by the way. I have a few patients on here. Not allowed to say who but I like to keep an eye on them.

    sure sure

    I know SAH doesn't have much of an IQ.

    U anon shit ur ugly bitchass up

    Anonymous

    Learn how to spell first.

    Wtf did i spell wrong

    Anonymous

    I know SAH doesn't have much of an IQ.

    hopp of sah brue

    sah, this falls under harrasment, so it would technically be bannable

    Anonymous

    Is this English?????

    well, yes it is

    Anonymous

    Is this English?????

    Make an acc first

    Anonymous

    Is this English?????

    no its spanish

    it's a form of slang used in english

    I can't make an account. I have a criminal record.

    Anonymous

    Guys I'm bored

    hi bored, i'm cosmo

    Anonymous

    I can't make an account. I have a criminal record.

    ur criminal record is full of u being an asshole

    Anonymous

    Guys I'm bored

    sam

    sae

    same

    lol No. Involuntary manslaughter, actually.

    Anonymous

    lol No. Involuntary manslaughter, actually.

    sure senior citizen.....

    Anonymous

    You fucking faggot

    that ain't me. that's technically you

    I "accidentally" killed someone.

    You guys are super boring compared to the people on during the day.

    Anonymous

    I can't make an account. I have a criminal record.

    that is untrue

    Anonymous

    You guys are super boring compared to the people on during the day.

    than leave

    Nope. It is very true. Eh, I have a slow night at work.

    may can stay, but not you anon

    Anonymous

    You guys are super boring compared to the people on during the day.

    then go and talk to those people

    Anonymous

    I ja feel not okay

    like r u feeling sick???

    Anonymous

    I wish I where drunk

    don't think that

    Anonymous

    I wish I where drunk

    nope dont do that or think of it

    I wish I were drunk too, doll.

    Anonymous

    I wish I were drunk too, doll.

    u wish u were young...

    Anonymous

    I wish I were drunk too, doll.

    bitch wtf?

    Nah. I don't wish I were young, bro. Being drunk is good.

    Anonymous

    Nah. I don't wish I were young, bro. Being drunk is good.

    u just said u were 47 now u calling me bro wtf make ur mind pick an age

    Cosmo idk

    no it isn't

    fr not at all

    it may be social, but drinking causes severe problems to the human body over time, especially for young children

    Guys why do I have to fix everyone's problemsvwhen like no one listens to me or cares abt me

    I can say bro whenever the hell I want, motherfucker.

    Anonymous

    Guys why do I have to fix everyone's problemsvwhen like no one listens to me or cares abt me

    Real

    btw you don't have to fix other peoples problems

    Anonymous

    Nah. I don't wish I were young, bro. Being drunk is good.

    😭

    Anonymous

    Guys why do I have to fix everyone's problemsvwhen like no one listens to me or cares abt me

    listen ur not alone we r all here for u (except the grandpa) and im always here to listen to u

    Doll. I'm messing around. Are you okay? What's going on that's making you feel sad?

    Anonymous

    Mc Lovin ahhhh

    💀💀💀

    Anonymous

    I can say bro whenever the hell I want, motherfucker.

    i dare you to say that to a police officer

    Mc Lovin is here guys 🥶🥶🥶

    Cosmo idk

    i dare you to say that to a police officer

    💀

    Uh, my brother is a police officer. I know the law, asshole.

    this is called cyberbullying

    🗣️🔥Mc Lovin making Police friends

    Byebyeee charlie, love u<33

    Anonymous

    Uh, my brother is a police officer. I know the law, asshole.

    if hes an officer gimme his number bc u were cyberbullying us

    Hey, doll. Anxiety and depression are a bitch part of growing up sometimes. Don't let it overcome your thoughts. Sometimes I like to count down from 100 when I'm having a panic attack.

    Anonymous

    Bye ig

    bye bye hopefully u feel better

    Anonymous

    Hey, doll. Anxiety and depression are a bitch part of growing up sometimes. Don't let it overcome your thoughts. Sometimes I like to count down from 100 when I'm having a panic attack.

    Idk it's just I wanna cry

    Anonymous

    Hey, doll. Anxiety and depression are a bitch part of growing up sometimes. Don't let it overcome your thoughts. Sometimes I like to count down from 100 when I'm having a panic attack.

    im sure u can talk abt growing up ur a flipping grandpa

    Anonymous

    Hey, doll. Anxiety and depression are a bitch part of growing up sometimes. Don't let it overcome your thoughts. Sometimes I like to count down from 100 when I'm having a panic attack.

    she ain't ur doll

    Anonymous

    Idk it's just I wanna cry

    do it cryings gonna release sm of ur stress

    however that is good advise

    Cosmo idk

    however that is good advise

    Finally something good fro

    Cosmo idk

    she ain't ur doll

    Doll is my user

    Anonymous

    m anon

    y u texting once every light year bro

    I know. I understand. I went through the same thing when I was younger. I just wanted it to end, to be over. Even though my life was fairly well, I just wanted it to end at some point. It doesn't have to though. It WILL end. You could benefit from anti depressants. I know I did. For almost 20 years and guess what, it worked wonderfully. Talk to your doctoro about it.

    JKW

    do it cryings gonna release sm of ur stress

    I'm at a friends house

    Anonymous

    I know. I understand. I went through the same thing when I was younger. I just wanted it to end, to be over. Even though my life was fairly well, I just wanted it to end at some point. It doesn't have to though. It WILL end. You could benefit from anti depressants. I know I did. For almost 20 years and guess what, it worked wonderfully. Talk to your doctoro about it.

    not everybody benefits from antidepressants

    Anonymous

    I know. I understand. I went through the same thing when I was younger. I just wanted it to end, to be over. Even though my life was fairly well, I just wanted it to end at some point. It doesn't have to though. It WILL end. You could benefit from anti depressants. I know I did. For almost 20 years and guess what, it worked wonderfully. Talk to your doctoro about it.

    Ur not over 14 😭

    Anonymous

    I kinda wanna end it

    Nah dont do that

    Anonymous

    Nah dont do that

    I won't but yk

    Anonymous

    I kinda wanna end it

    yeah. end ur depression and start a new era in ur life

    Cosmo idk

    yeah. end ur depression and start a new era in ur life

    Ilysm bro

    Anonymous

    Doll is my user

    oh. lmao

    You're right, not everybody benefits from them. It is worth a try though. Please don't end it. That is not is for you. Nobody wants that for you. I will talk to you everyday if you need me to talk you down from that ledge. I promise.

    argh, I'm sorry, that's so random, but I hate madi.

    Anonymous

    You're right, not everybody benefits from them. It is worth a try though. Please don't end it. That is not is for you. Nobody wants that for you. I will talk to you everyday if you need me to talk you down from that ledge. I promise.

    No my friends don't like you my friend s are family so I don't like you

    and jake actually dm'ed rylee about her

    Anonymous

    argh, I'm sorry, that's so random, but I hate madi.

    Same

    Cosmo idk

    and jake actually dm'ed rylee about her

    Abt

    about what she thought of madi

    Cosmo idk

    and jake actually dm'ed rylee about her

    when

    Okay. That's fine. Can't argue with that. I will always be here though. You'll never be alone. Good night.

    Anonymous

    Same

    Oh, I thought u guys like madi

    Anonymous

    Okay. That's fine. Can't argue with that. I will always be here though. You'll never be alone. Good night.

    9:20 here

    I'm trying so hard not to cry

    What have I been saying the past 20 mins cosmo

    shit im fucking tired as hell

    I spend my life fucking listening to this

    I have my own shit I have to deal with

    All my irl friends go to me

    sorry but i actually need to go to sleep

    Anonymous

    All my irl friends go to me

    all my online friends go to me

    Can't fucking deal with it

    ill be there to see you tomorrow

    I'm still here. Do you want to talk? Believe it or not, I actually am a child psychologist.

    All right. Good luck and good night. I hope you get everything you need. God bless.

    Anonymous

    That's weird, dude.

    Oh, u are still here

    Anonymous

    I love you so much

    I love u too<3

    Comment deleted by Anonymous

    don't do it, cuz the only thing what could happen to you is, you being in hospital and suffer more

    Uh yes. Still here. I tried to help and you guys told me to fuck off.

    Anonymous

    Uh yes. Still here. I tried to help and you guys told me to fuck off.

    u can stay here, if you are not going to be rude.

    Anonymous

    I have enough to kill me

    still, don't do it

    Anonymous

    I have enough to kill me

    dont do it please

    I had such a weird dream today

    what was it abt

    You guys bitched enough that I am now getting banned! Congrats, guys! I hope your friends are going to be okay! See you never. You're all a bunch of assholes. Sorry for trying to help you, doll. See you never again.

    Anonymous

    You guys bitched enough that I am now getting banned! Congrats, guys! I hope your friends are going to be okay! See you never. You're all a bunch of assholes. Sorry for trying to help you, doll. See you never again.

    who finna ban u tho???

    I got an email saying that i am no longer allowed to say anything after today! Way to go guys!!

    I honestly tried to keep doll from unaliving herself and got an email from THE COMMUNITY saying I needed to be banned. I don't even know the girl and she has told me to go fuck myself and die but...if doll does die....I will haunt all of you. I don't even know her name and she has been nothing but a bitch to me, but I will still haunt your ass.

    Anonymous

    I honestly tried to keep doll from unaliving herself and got an email from THE COMMUNITY saying I needed to be banned. I don't even know the girl and she has told me to go fuck myself and die but...if doll does die....I will haunt all of you. I don't even know her name and she has been nothing but a bitch to me, but I will still haunt your ass.

    oi whats the email then...

    send a ss i taught u how to do so

    heyyy

    new pfp i see

    JKW

    new pfp i see

    Cant find a good one

    Anonymous

    Cant find a good one

    ......

    pick sm u like

    Comment deleted by Anonymous

    what the flip

    oogway....

    zhats getting on my nerves

    thats not very nice now is it??

    Like biddy u ate 14 what are u trying to do

    Anonymous

    Like biddy u ate 14 what are u trying to do

    Im not accualy 👆

    oogay ur 14??

    Anonymous

    Im not accualy 👆

    u mean actually

    Anonymous

    And sah knows im not 14

    sah knows everything

    Sah trying to expose my age

    Anonymous

    or 15

    hes actually 7

    JKW

    sah knows everything

    ironic😭

    JKW

    hes actually 7

    Type Shit

    Anonymous

    Type Shit

    seeeeeeeeee

    brb

    JKW

    hes actually 7

    Real, a 7 year old boy who is trying to be cool😎

    Anonymous

    Real, a 7 year old boy who is trying to be cool😎

    hes a big boy now

    JKW

    hes a big boy now

    for liking tits

    wait ill be back i feel like puking gimme a sec

    JKW

    wait ill be back i feel like puking gimme a sec

    See ya

    Anonymous

    So u wont eat my cat

    I will

    JKW

    wait ill be back i feel like puking gimme a sec

    oke

    What am I going to eat then

    u wrote my name miles long

    Anonymous

    u wrote my name miles long

    mhm?

    I didnt know that I can hate people

    Comment deleted by JKW

    what r yall yapping abt??

    Anonymous

    Its all in the past buddy

    Ok yap yap BET

    No but why do u try to act cool

    What kind of skibidi sigma are u

    Anonymous

    No but why do u try to act cool

    Like on sw?

    yeah, but especially on wje

    Anonymous

    man life sucks sm

    Fr

    Its so unnecessary to live

    U need a long term solution

    Suicide will only slove ur problems permanent

    Anonymous

    Suicide will only slove ur problems permanent

    Thats the reason for doing it

    Anonymous

    Its so unnecessary to live

    oi dont even think abt it

    Anonymous

    Thats the reason for doing it

    it will get ridd of sm whos just begun their life trust what ever ur problem is u can always find a way to fix it and even if u cant find one make one

    Its so exhausting and overwhelming

    Anonymous

    Its so exhausting and overwhelming

    agreed but relax

    I dont understand how people can find joy in life

    if ur tired and overwhelmed then ignore whatever making u feel that way

    Istg its just so unnecessary

    Anonymous

    I dont understand how people can find joy in life

    they make their life have joy

    JKW

    if ur tired and overwhelmed then ignore whatever making u feel that way

    Its not easy

    its up to u if u want a joyful life if u want one then make ur life joyful

    Anonymous

    and yk that

    i know that very well but yk that im trying my best and u should too

    ....

    what r u watching

    Anonymous

    of a dog getting grilled

    Ayyy

    hi

    Likable Tamworth Pig