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WHAT ARE WE GOING TO YAP ABOUT

T Tee as k hi ur e

But its all basic topics

Cosmo the Intern

oogway, stop being slow

💀

Oogay is the type of person who is yapping

None of you has said anything remotely smart. At all. In the 29 minutes you have been on, you have all said useless things. WTF is wrong with you guys? Are you all slow? Are you guys in special classes?

helloooooo

Anonymous

None of you has said anything remotely smart. At all. In the 29 minutes you have been on, you have all said useless things. WTF is wrong with you guys? Are you all slow? Are you guys in special classes?

Real bro real so ur turn saying not useless stuff

Anonymous

None of you has said anything remotely smart. At all. In the 29 minutes you have been on, you have all said useless things. WTF is wrong with you guys? Are you all slow? Are you guys in special classes?

technically yes. I am in AP classes, along with advanced, very fast paced classes. How about you?

JKW

helloooooo

heyyooo jkw

Anonymous

None of you has said anything remotely smart. At all. In the 29 minutes you have been on, you have all said useless things. WTF is wrong with you guys? Are you all slow? Are you guys in special classes?

fine then u say sm rEmoTeLy sMaRt

Anonymous

heyyooo jkw

heyyyy

yappppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppp

brb

Haha. I would love to. Try to learn something everyday. Try to find a new friend everyday. Learn something new about a person.

my phone died

Learn a recipe. Learn a new language! Try to be helpful! You guys are on here like "Derp." "Um." "Yikes." "Uh, wha?" "Wow, no phone." "Oh no. I can't go online."

Anonymous

Learn a recipe. Learn a new language! Try to be helpful! You guys are on here like "Derp." "Um." "Yikes." "Uh, wha?" "Wow, no phone." "Oh no. I can't go online."

Real real

Aw, Cosmo. You're so sad. I have two friends. Been friends for over 25 years. My library? Over 2,374 books. Paperbacks. Nothing online.

I always heard that SAH was a good person. I find that hard to believe. I am 47, by the way.

Anonymous

I always heard that SAH was a good person. I find that hard to believe. I am 47, by the way.

U don't need to believe it, it's alr

But it's kinda weird that u are here at the age of 47

You're funny. This is not a chat site. It is called a joke of a website. It's a website for jokes. How old do you think the founder, Matt is?

Anonymous

I always heard that SAH was a good person. I find that hard to believe. I am 47, by the way.

Get lost weitdo

Anonymous

You're funny. This is not a chat site. It is called a joke of a website. It's a website for jokes. How old do you think the founder, Matt is?

much much, younger than you

What is a weitdo, may I ask? I'm not familiar.

Anonymous

You're funny. This is not a chat site. It is called a joke of a website. It's a website for jokes. How old do you think the founder, Matt is?

Ofc he is going to be old

Cosmo the Intern

much much, younger than you

erm

That is quite funny. Matt is slightly older than me.

That's weird, that u know, how old he is, cuz he never said his age. I know how old he is, cuz someone told me.

Have you recently checked his profile, dear? He is almost 50. You are either stupid, or very stupid.

Are you confused on the spelling?

Anonymous

I always heard that SAH was a good person. I find that hard to believe. I am 47, by the way.

what the actual fuck

Well, SAH. You just said that he would be old and then changed your mind and said he wasn't? Dear goodness. Are you okay?

JKW. Are you confused as well on how to spell things?

Anonymous

Have you recently checked his profile, dear? He is almost 50. You are either stupid, or very stupid.

dont call her that the only perosn stuppid here is u ur old asf go get a job

OH! Cosmo, hi! Are you confused as well? It's spelled "Whatever." I've got you.

Anonymous

OH! Cosmo, hi! Are you confused as well? It's spelled "Whatever." I've got you.

nope

Anonymous

OH! Cosmo, hi! Are you confused as well? It's spelled "Whatever." I've got you.

I love you

Anonymous

Well, SAH. You just said that he would be old and then changed your mind and said he wasn't? Dear goodness. Are you okay?

When did I say, that he is young

Anonymous

OH! Cosmo, hi! Are you confused as well? It's spelled "Whatever." I've got you.

it's called an abbreviation, buddy

Oh dear. JKW. I do have a job. It's rather taxing.

Anonymous

Oh dear. JKW. I do have a job. It's rather taxing.

go find a hobby then leave or how about u write abt how you used to play with dinosaurs

Biglicker

Anonymous you are so hot

Help

Oh dear SAH. I said he was older than myself. I am 47 and you said he was much, much younger.

Biglicker

Shut up JKW

....no

Anonymous

Oh dear SAH. I said he was older than myself. I am 47 and you said he was much, much younger.

Damn

Anonymous

Oh dear SAH. I said he was older than myself. I am 47 and you said he was much, much younger.

I didn't say it

Cosmo the Intern

he is much younger buddy

No he’s telling the truth

Anonymous

I didn't say it

sah dw he had early alzheimer's

You sure did, dear. Do you need me to show you again?

Anonymous

You sure did, dear. Do you need me to show you again?

Yeah

Abbreviations say you are too stupid to find real words.

I just wanted to yap 🥶

Anonymous

Abbreviations say you are too stupid to find real words.

um, no?

You proved my point, dear.

Oogway

I just wanted to yap 🥶

same bro

#StayatHome 7 minutes ago Cosmo the lnterntobe much much, younger than you

erm

JKW

same bro

😔🤝

You all are too stupid for me.

Anonymous

#StayatHome 7 minutes ago Cosmo the lnterntobe much much, younger than you

erm

lemme show u sm ........ so u press on both buttons on both sides of ur phone and u can screenshot idk if that was a thing back in ur time but oh well u learn sm new daily

Anonymous

You all are too stupid for me.

i think ur too old to be talking to us

Anonymous

You all are too stupid for me.

likewise for you, except you're the one here lowering iq points in the chat

I'm on a COM PU TER. Have you heard of it?

Anonymous

I'm on a COM PU TER. Have you heard of it?

well the screen capture

it still works senior citizen

Just learn how to spell first, then worry about other things.

I just wanna go home ☹️

Not fun here

I do not believe that u are 47, tbh. I feel like, you are pretending to be 47, idk why you should do that, but anyway.

Oogway

Not fun here

fr i wanted to yapp with yall

Oogway

I just wanna go home ☹️

hows ur trip going???

Anonymous

SAH

CHARLIEEEEEEE POOKIEEE

Oh, I am that age, all right. I'm a trauma psychologist with a children's hospital based in Seattle. It is 4 am my time and I am at work right now, actually.

Cosmo the Intern

why you up at 3am

shes ghost busting

Anonymous

Oh, I am that age, all right. I'm a trauma psychologist with a children's hospital based in Seattle. It is 4 am my time and I am at work right now, actually.

sure sure

No I'm hanging out with my friend

Anonymous

Oh, I am that age, all right. I'm a trauma psychologist with a children's hospital based in Seattle. It is 4 am my time and I am at work right now, actually.

then do ur job why u here yapping with us...

Watching the kissing booth

Anonymous

Watching the kissing booth

fancy

JKW

fr i wanted to yapp with yall

Fr

I am a male, by the way. I have a few patients on here. Not allowed to say who but I like to keep an eye on them.

Oh, not insulting. You guy are major assholes. Like, straight up morons.

Anonymous

I am a male, by the way. I have a few patients on here. Not allowed to say who but I like to keep an eye on them.

sure sure

I know SAH doesn't have much of an IQ.

HOLY FUCKING YAP

U anon shit ur ugly bitchass up

Learn how to spell first.

Anonymous

Learn how to spell first.

Wtf did i spell wrong

Anonymous

I know SAH doesn't have much of an IQ.

hopp of sah brue

sah, this falls under harrasment, so it would technically be bannable

Anonymous

Is this English?????

Make an acc first

Anonymous

Is this English?????

no its spanish

I can't make an account. I have a criminal record.

Anonymous

I can't make an account. I have a criminal record.

ur criminal record is full of u being an asshole

Anonymous

Guys I'm bored

sam

sae

same

lol No. Involuntary manslaughter, actually.

Anonymous

lol No. Involuntary manslaughter, actually.

sure senior citizen.....

Anonymous

You fucking faggot

that ain't me. that's technically you

I "accidentally" killed someone.

You guys are super boring compared to the people on during the day.

Anonymous

I can't make an account. I have a criminal record.

that is untrue

Anonymous

You guys are super boring compared to the people on during the day.

than leave

Nope. It is very true. Eh, I have a slow night at work.

Anonymous

You guys are super boring compared to the people on during the day.

then go and talk to those people

Anonymous

I ja feel not okay

like r u feeling sick???

Anonymous

I wish I where drunk

nope dont do that or think of it

I wish I were drunk too, doll.

Anonymous

I wish I were drunk too, doll.

u wish u were young...

Nah. I don't wish I were young, bro. Being drunk is good.

Anonymous

Nah. I don't wish I were young, bro. Being drunk is good.

u just said u were 47 now u calling me bro wtf make ur mind pick an age

Cosmo the Intern

no it isn't

fr not at all

it may be social, but drinking causes severe problems to the human body over time, especially for young children

Guys why do I have to fix everyone's problemsvwhen like no one listens to me or cares abt me

I can say bro whenever the hell I want, motherfucker.

Anonymous

Guys why do I have to fix everyone's problemsvwhen like no one listens to me or cares abt me

Real

btw you don't have to fix other peoples problems

Anonymous

Nah. I don't wish I were young, bro. Being drunk is good.

😭

Mc Lovin ahhhh

Anonymous

Guys why do I have to fix everyone's problemsvwhen like no one listens to me or cares abt me

listen ur not alone we r all here for u (except the grandpa) and im always here to listen to u

Doll. I'm messing around. Are you okay? What's going on that's making you feel sad?

Oogway

Mc Lovin ahhhh

💀💀💀

Anonymous

I can say bro whenever the hell I want, motherfucker.

i dare you to say that to a police officer

Mc Lovin is here guys 🥶🥶🥶

Cosmo the Intern

i dare you to say that to a police officer

💀

Uh, my brother is a police officer. I know the law, asshole.

🗣️🔥Mc Lovin making Police friends

Byebyeee charlie, love u<33

Anonymous

Uh, my brother is a police officer. I know the law, asshole.

if hes an officer gimme his number bc u were cyberbullying us

Hey, doll. Anxiety and depression are a bitch part of growing up sometimes. Don't let it overcome your thoughts. Sometimes I like to count down from 100 when I'm having a panic attack.

Anonymous

Bye ig

bye bye hopefully u feel better

Anonymous

Hey, doll. Anxiety and depression are a bitch part of growing up sometimes. Don't let it overcome your thoughts. Sometimes I like to count down from 100 when I'm having a panic attack.

Idk it's just I wanna cry

Anonymous

Hey, doll. Anxiety and depression are a bitch part of growing up sometimes. Don't let it overcome your thoughts. Sometimes I like to count down from 100 when I'm having a panic attack.

im sure u can talk abt growing up ur a flipping grandpa

Anonymous

Hey, doll. Anxiety and depression are a bitch part of growing up sometimes. Don't let it overcome your thoughts. Sometimes I like to count down from 100 when I'm having a panic attack.

she ain't ur doll

Anonymous

Idk it's just I wanna cry

do it cryings gonna release sm of ur stress

Cosmo the Intern

however that is good advise

Finally something good fro

Cosmo the Intern

she ain't ur doll

Doll is my user

Oogway

m anon

y u texting once every light year bro

I know. I understand. I went through the same thing when I was younger. I just wanted it to end, to be over. Even though my life was fairly well, I just wanted it to end at some point. It doesn't have to though. It WILL end. You could benefit from anti depressants. I know I did. For almost 20 years and guess what, it worked wonderfully. Talk to your doctoro about it.

JKW

do it cryings gonna release sm of ur stress

I'm at a friends house

Anonymous

I know. I understand. I went through the same thing when I was younger. I just wanted it to end, to be over. Even though my life was fairly well, I just wanted it to end at some point. It doesn't have to though. It WILL end. You could benefit from anti depressants. I know I did. For almost 20 years and guess what, it worked wonderfully. Talk to your doctoro about it.

not everybody benefits from antidepressants

Anonymous

I know. I understand. I went through the same thing when I was younger. I just wanted it to end, to be over. Even though my life was fairly well, I just wanted it to end at some point. It doesn't have to though. It WILL end. You could benefit from anti depressants. I know I did. For almost 20 years and guess what, it worked wonderfully. Talk to your doctoro about it.

Ur not over 14 😭

Anonymous

I kinda wanna end it

Nah dont do that

Oogway

Nah dont do that

I won't but yk

Anonymous

I kinda wanna end it

yeah. end ur depression and start a new era in ur life

Cosmo the Intern

yeah. end ur depression and start a new era in ur life

Ilysm bro

You're right, not everybody benefits from them. It is worth a try though. Please don't end it. That is not is for you. Nobody wants that for you. I will talk to you everyday if you need me to talk you down from that ledge. I promise.

argh, I'm sorry, that's so random, but I hate madi.

Anonymous

You're right, not everybody benefits from them. It is worth a try though. Please don't end it. That is not is for you. Nobody wants that for you. I will talk to you everyday if you need me to talk you down from that ledge. I promise.

No my friends don't like you my friend s are family so I don't like you

Anonymous

argh, I'm sorry, that's so random, but I hate madi.

Same

Cosmo the Intern

and jake actually dm'ed rylee about her

Abt

Cosmo the Intern

and jake actually dm'ed rylee about her

when

Okay. That's fine. Can't argue with that. I will always be here though. You'll never be alone. Good night.

Anonymous

Same

Oh, I thought u guys like madi

Anonymous

Okay. That's fine. Can't argue with that. I will always be here though. You'll never be alone. Good night.

9:20 here

I'm trying so hard not to cry

What have I been saying the past 20 mins cosmo

I spend my life fucking listening to this

I have my own shit I have to deal with

All my irl friends go to me

Anonymous

All my irl friends go to me

all my online friends go to me

Can't fucking deal with it

I'm still here. Do you want to talk? Believe it or not, I actually am a child psychologist.

All right. Good luck and good night. I hope you get everything you need. God bless.

Anonymous

That's weird, dude.

Oh, u are still here

Anonymous

I love you so much

I love u too<3

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don't do it, cuz the only thing what could happen to you is, you being in hospital and suffer more

I have enough to kill me

Uh yes. Still here. I tried to help and you guys told me to fuck off.

Anonymous

Uh yes. Still here. I tried to help and you guys told me to fuck off.

u can stay here, if you are not going to be rude.

Anonymous

I have enough to kill me

still, don't do it

Anonymous

I have enough to kill me

dont do it please

I had such a weird dream today

what was it abt

You guys bitched enough that I am now getting banned! Congrats, guys! I hope your friends are going to be okay! See you never. You're all a bunch of assholes. Sorry for trying to help you, doll. See you never again.

Who is going to ban you?

Anonymous

You guys bitched enough that I am now getting banned! Congrats, guys! I hope your friends are going to be okay! See you never. You're all a bunch of assholes. Sorry for trying to help you, doll. See you never again.

who finna ban u tho???

I got an email saying that i am no longer allowed to say anything after today! Way to go guys!!

I honestly tried to keep doll from unaliving herself and got an email from THE COMMUNITY saying I needed to be banned. I don't even know the girl and she has told me to go fuck myself and die but...if doll does die....I will haunt all of you. I don't even know her name and she has been nothing but a bitch to me, but I will still haunt your ass.

Anonymous

I honestly tried to keep doll from unaliving herself and got an email from THE COMMUNITY saying I needed to be banned. I don't even know the girl and she has told me to go fuck myself and die but...if doll does die....I will haunt all of you. I don't even know her name and she has been nothing but a bitch to me, but I will still haunt your ass.

oi whats the email then...

send a ss i taught u how to do so

heyyy

new pfp i see

JKW

new pfp i see

Cant find a good one

Oogway

Cant find a good one

......

pick sm u like

🤷‍♂️

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what the flip

oogway....

zhats getting on my nerves

thats not very nice now is it??

Like biddy u ate 14 what are u trying to do

Anonymous

Like biddy u ate 14 what are u trying to do

Im not accualy 👆

oogay ur 14??

Oogway

Im not accualy 👆

u mean actually

And sah knows im not 14

Oogway

And sah knows im not 14

sah knows everything

Sah trying to expose my age

Anonymous

or 15

hes actually 7

Sah is 17 🥰

JKW

sah knows everything

ironic😭

JKW

hes actually 7

Type Shit

Oogway

Type Shit

seeeeeeeeee

brb

JKW

hes actually 7

Real, a 7 year old boy who is trying to be cool😎

Anonymous

Real, a 7 year old boy who is trying to be cool😎

hes a big boy now

JKW

hes a big boy now

for liking tits

Sah im delulu

wait ill be back i feel like puking gimme a sec

So u wont eat my cat

JKW

wait ill be back i feel like puking gimme a sec

See ya

Oogway

So u wont eat my cat

I will

Anonymous

I will

NOOOO

JKW

wait ill be back i feel like puking gimme a sec

oke

I domt even have a cat

What am I going to eat then

Din cure my depression

u wrote my name miles long

🙀🙀🙀

😔😔😔

Oogway

u wrote my name miles long

mhm?

🥰and why?

Why not anymore

Its all in the past buddy

I didnt know that I can hate people

I did non wrong

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what r yall yapping abt??

What did i do

Anonymous

Its all in the past buddy

Ok yap yap BET

No but why do u try to act cool

What kind of skibidi sigma are u

Anonymous

No but why do u try to act cool

Like on sw?

yeah, but especially on wje

alr imma stop

Anonymous

man life sucks sm

Fr

Its so unnecessary to live

Suicide isnt a solution

U need a long term solution

Suicide will only slove ur problems permanent

Oogway

Suicide will only slove ur problems permanent

Thats the reason for doing it

Anonymous

Its so unnecessary to live

oi dont even think abt it

Anonymous

Thats the reason for doing it

it will get ridd of sm whos just begun their life trust what ever ur problem is u can always find a way to fix it and even if u cant find one make one

Its so exhausting and overwhelming

Anonymous

Its so exhausting and overwhelming

agreed but relax

I dont understand how people can find joy in life

if ur tired and overwhelmed then ignore whatever making u feel that way

Istg its just so unnecessary

Anonymous

I dont understand how people can find joy in life

they make their life have joy

JKW

if ur tired and overwhelmed then ignore whatever making u feel that way

Its not easy

its up to u if u want a joyful life if u want one then make ur life joyful

Anonymous

and yk that

i know that very well but yk that im trying my best and u should too

I saw a tt live

of a dog getting grilled

....

what r u watching

Oogway

of a dog getting grilled

Ayyy

hi