AMMYYYY

no

Yes vertigo why you like this?

amys my bbg.

back off

woof

ruff

woof

barkk

WOW BITCH AMYS MINE FUCK OFF

no

i dont like being in this chat

its all women

LEAVE

i want a man

brooo

today in facs

we changed seats

and toast said he hoped i got sat with the popular kids so i felt isolated and he said i hope i kms

AND IT HAPPENED

I GOT SAT IN BETWEEN MARIE AND FRANCESCA

wait yall dont know who those ppl are nvm

BRO STOP I DONT KNOW YOU OR THOSE HUMANS

amy's a pimp

female pimp atleast

9OOOOH CHUNKE A MAN

wat

i dont like being in chats with all women

same

im gonna go master bait in za ocean, cya bbg

or being sandwhiched in between two popular women

Bro shut your ass up Amy is my love so go kys

BECAUSE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED TODAY

amy is ours

/??//////

Hey

wsg

hi nate'

hey vertigo

i think we should rob an illegal weapons dealer when we get older

so we have weapons to assassinate the leader of the kkk

sounds like a plan

we also need to find a base of operations

ok

maybe you can find like an abondoned warehouse in maine or sum

i already have one...

why?

i mean

thats good

but why do you just have an abondoned warehouse lying around

umm

my dad bought it for me for like parties and stuff

cool

w dad

yeah

my parents took my phone and im pissed off rn

what are you typing on then?

my computer

oh

whyd they take your phone

bc they say im on it to much

damn

same

im using my school ipad to type lol

you know what pisses me off even more is that they say im on my phone to much but they are sitting on the couch hours on end scrolling through facebook or tiktok or insta like be so fr rn

REAAL

ONG

but i cant say shit bc ima be distrespectful

Hi

wsg

TAKOYAKIIII HIII

Hallo LEOOOOOOOO!!!

wait takoyaki you like marry my husband

I do i do

shit i gotta watch it now. my friends have been raving about it

Must watch

okkkkk

hru

I'm good hbu?

i’m great

Sup

That's good to hear

i have to pack after school today 😡

I'm at class

GUYS

where you going/

same

Why?

what

THERES A WEIRD POPPING IN MY FOOT

SOMETHINGS INSIDE

Wha?

um wtf

ITS LIKE THROBBING

IT HURTS

idk

Chickenpox?

NO

then go to the nurse

i’m going to manila and then sydney for my grandparents anniversar

MAYBE ITS A WORM OR SUM

damn

um

tf

Omg!!

IT HURTS

MAYBE IM OVEREACTING

Put hot water on it

idk what to say when it comes to feet

NO

Is it itchy?

WHENEVER I TOUCH THE POPPING PART IT HURTS

NO IT HURTS

THEN STOP TOUCHING THE POPPING PART

it’s maybe a wart or some shit

facts

Take meds, pain reliever

I HAVE TO WALK ON THE POPPING PART

Crawl

ITS EITHER SO,E MUSCLE

fr

run

OR AN ALIEN WORM

OR THAT THING FROM STRANGER THINGS

ain’t no way

hop on one foot

Ril

oh nvm its gone

BRUH

bro

Wtf?

you made that big ass deal for some 2 minute thing

Magicc

i hate you

idk maybe it was like a muscle spasm or sum

brb i gotta eat

bye bye

ok

Whats for dinna?

ass

i want dinner :(

Turds

i ate already and it was buss

no you asked whats for dinna and i said ass

i ate nothing today

I had bread and peanut butter for breakfast

i had nothing for breakfast

damn

Dam

well i had a monster but that doesn’t count

i had rice and orange chicken

Blue

i think i drink too much monster should i be concerned

no orange

Make it blue

pink

yes you will bleed monster

bet i at pink chicken

bet

Coquette chicken

W ribbon

lol

lmao

i am actually coquette

on god

I love kokwet

i died

I'll bury you

....

ok

Just kidding

69

96

69

96

69

96

Cowgirl reverse

69

96

69

96

69

96

69

96

69

um

96

69

lol

guys

what

idk

Lol

guys

Nate where you from?

guess what

maine

USA?

yea

what

ur gay

Gae

most random ahh state ever

Rill

wait takoyaki where do you live

hush you like in korea

😑

right

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Hi

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bewjnpiejkg

vnew'o

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vbne

w mans

Tae

alr hear me out what if i turned gay for him and him only

YOOOOOOOOO BET

Tae means poop here in Philippines

bet

Lmao

actually

im gay for one person

Who?

hi

hiiiiiiiii

heyeyeyey

ur dad im joking

Lol

YES TAE TAE

YASSSSSSSSSSSSS

YAYYYYYYYY ILYSM

YAAYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Wha?

so much enthusiasm 😭

he will marry you soon

Hi flap

bet im ready

BTS V

wsggg

*holds out ring finger*

i gotta go soon

um nate

i gotta say 1 thing

he’s 28

and

ok ok

put the fucking ring on my finger

Age is just a number

oh man hes PREPARED

LMAO

ok fine *puts ring on finger* s

makes it sm better

facts

see even angel gets it

shit i had to do TWO FUCKING WEDINGS TODAY

my husband hyunjinnie is 23

"even angel"

BHAHAHSH

angel btw i just followed you

you as well flappy

okie

i follow liek everyone

spaghetti and broccoli

THANKS NATE

NATE U NEEDA NICKNAME SMH

i didnt finish my spaghetti

NP

yummy

OH SHIT GOTTA GO

ok you can give me one if you want

i actually just ate this a while ago

ok bye

nice

XIN HIIIII

hii leooo

yall my hair is actually crzazy rn

hiii hru

mine too

my hair is brushed

L rizz

im good, hru?

wll i js got outta the shower so

i dont rlly care bc im not going out for the rest of the night

i’m good

i’m going out with my gay besties to olive young after school

but i gotta fix it tomorrow bc i have school but at least its friday so im happy

we’re skipping after school programs 🤐

same

whats olive young?

google it

ok

olive garden

bye]

:(

olive garden breadsticks and chocolate milk is a w

hi allie

its a beauty supply store?

yuh

i love olive garden and chocloate milk sounds questionable

real

ok cool

i have never had it

its pretty good

leo will you be on on saturday

YOUVE NEVER HAD CHOCOLATE MILK

maybe why

Guys is have u tried eating sea urchin?

jw

no but it looks ok

yeah why

yessir

you eat the testicles righrt?

what

What?

hold up i read that wrong mb

lmao

How was it?

what was that leo???

i thought it was mid

my stomach hurts

I did not like it

dw

im on my perioddd

mk

Damn

aren’t you a guy 💀

yesssss

skill issue

Wha

um

Sexual tension

JAKIIII

are you trans vertigo

wsg jake

nooooo

Sup peeps

hi

Yo

then that shit actually does not make any sense

jake im on my period and my stomach hurts help

your a guy stfu 😒

vertigo is tran

Bruh, it hurts more when u don't have stomach

*trans

nah but actually my stomach hurts like fuck

Just tran

wdym lol

Cope

Don't mind me

Take a shit

Idk

touch grass

i feel like im about to throw up

AND

i have acold

then vokit

vomit

or its alergies season

Congrats you're pregnant!!!

take midol thats what my sister takes when she gets her period and it helps

i’m allergic to like many things

no

this is a man period

omg vertigo how far along are you

Yeahh that helps a lot

i stuck a tampon down my dick the other day

what the fuck does that mean 💀

its been bleeding ever since

pls stfu

Cum fountain

Kris should I quote that

yes

yes

yes

Well now I don’t want to

why

WHO QUOTED ME

Someone else do it

jake

i don’t wany to

can i tlk 2 u

damn

leo you quote it

Okat

no i don’t want to

i cant add my own quotes

why

welp idk

ALR WHO QUOTED ME

IDK

i still have trauma from my school quotebook

our school does not have quotes

Same

do u hv quotev

and i am never showing you any year book photos of mine

its an unnoficial quotebook

made up of mostly alps students

that’s crazy

No

wait vertigo when you stuck the tampon in your dick did it hurt

this kid made it

how is that possible

oh..

girl get uwu

Wrap pad on ur dick

blocked

L

i DID

sombody quote that shit

no

si

so basically my trauma from the school quotebook

i added my own quotes

they were so unfunny

lmao

wait lemme find one

my friends have quote worthy shit

my dad:

Dad

damn

Dad issues

no one in my family knows where mh dad is

Dam

did he leave or some shit

they’re suspecting america or japan but no one knows. he ran away from our family XD

he said fuck these crazy bitches

yuh he had alcohol problems and he was abusive and ran away from all his problems

no offense but your dads a wimp

the following are some of my top unfunny quotes

real

my names kristian

THE RYAN ONE IS WILD

i know but its so unfunny

“who is big randy” not that song 💀

mrs kioussis is the sexy teacher

her ass is so fat

wtf

SHES SO HOT

EVERYBODY WANTS TO SMASH HE

HER

all my teachers are ugly

uhm

INCLUDING ME