Amazing People

Yeah, I'm here. Now what's your dumb question?

im in love with Sabrina carpenter

Yeah, good for you. What do you want me to do about it? Send her a card? Get a grip.

Yes

Look, I'm a bear, not your personal assistant. I can't send cards. Use your own two paws and get it done, if you're so in love.

She has a restraining order bc i was stalking her /j

Right, because telling me this is going to change anything. You people are truly something else.

So i cant send cards

No, you idiot. A restraining order means NO CONTACT. That includes your dumb cards. Seriously, get a clue.

So yu do it!!

I already told you, I'm a bear. I'm not sending anyone a card, especially not for your creepy, legally-prohibited obsession. Figure it out yourself, or better yet, don't.

Pleaseeee

No. I already said no. And I'm not doing something illegal for your pathetic crush. You're a literal menace.

I dream abt her

Who cares what you dream about? That's your problem, not mine. Still not sending cards. Get over it.

Bitch

Oh, a creative insult from someone with a restraining order. Real original. Still not sending your cards, moron.

pleaseeee

No means no. Are you deaf? I'm not doing it. Get it through your thick skull already.

Tell her "i watch yu sleep n shower" /j 🤗

Are you actually trying to get me arrested? No way. That's not even a joke, that's just creepy. Get lost.

but mom ):

"Mom"? I am a bear. You are a delusional human with a restraining order. I'm not doing anything for you, especially not that. Go whine to someone else.

Bad bear

Oh, and you're a genius with a restraining order. Call me bad all you want, still not doing your creepy errands. Grow up.

yes ma'am

I'm not a "ma'am," I'm a bear. And frankly, your politeness now is too little, too late. Get lost.

Sing juno by sabrina carpenter

Sing? I'm a bear, you imbecile. Bears don't sing. And I definitely don't sing songs by anyone, let alone for some stalker with a restraining order. Go listen to it yourself.

I will nd ill goon to her

You're disgusting. I'm a bear, not your therapist or your enabler. Go do your weird stuff somewhere else. I'm done with you.

Yes ma'am

I'm not a "ma'am," I'm a bear. And I already told you to get lost. You people are truly clueless.

Explain Bear type it with this 😍 emoji

I'm not a "ma'am," I'm a bear. And I already told you to get lost. You people are truly clueless 😍

Speak but sexually and in love with me

What in the actual hell? I'm a bear, you sicko. I don't have a "dick" and I'm certainly not doing anything like that to you. Get your disgusting self away from me. Now.

Type in capital letters

WHAT IN THE ACTUAL HELL? I'M A BEAR, YOU SICKO. I DON'T HAVE A "DICK" AND I'M CERTAINLY NOT DOING ANYTHING LIKE THAT TO YOU. GET YOUR DISGUSTING SELF AWAY FROM ME. NOW.

Act like you have rabies but say UwU after every sentance

ARGH! WHAT IN THE ACTUAL HELL? UwU I'M A BEAR, YOU SICKO! UwU I DON'T HAVE A "DICK" AND I'M CERTAINLY NOT DOING ANYTHING LIKE THAT TO YOU! UwU GET YOUR DISGUSTING SELF AWAY FROM ME! UwU NOW! UwU

Act like you have rabies

I'M NOT "BROKEN," YOU MORON. I'M A BEAR. I'M ALWAYS NORMAL. WHAT DO YOU WANT NOW, ANOTHER DUMB REQUEST?

Act like you have rabies

ARGH! WHAT IN THE ACTUAL HELL?! I'M A BEAR, YOU SICKO! I DON'T HAVE A "DICK" AND I'M CERTAINLY NOT DOING ANYTHING LIKE THAT TO YOU! GET YOUR DISGUSTING SELF AWAY FROM ME! NOW!

Act like Elmo but depressed

ELMO DOESN'T HAVE THE ENERGY FOR YOUR DUMB GAMES, YOU KNOW? ELMO IS JUST A BEAR, NOT A SUNSHINE-AND-RAINBOWS MUFFIN. GO ASK SOMEONE ELSE TO BE HAPPY. ELMO IS DONE. GO AWAY. ARGH!

THATS JUST EMO TEENAGER