Addressing a Situation

omg yesss

Hey mads what do you think of my lovely adorable pfp?

it's amazing i love it so much

is that your cat?

Yes

awww what's his/her name??

He's amazingggggg

awwwww I bettttt cats are the best

IDK if I should say considering I'm super anxious somebody will figure out who I am and his name is super recognizable haha

ahh okay haha

i'll call him bob

it's a very generic name

Sorry I know I'm being stupid lol. Also Bob is a fantastic name for him haha

naw it's fine and yes Bob is a great name lmao

Bob is a classic 11/10 name fr

facts broo

my grampas name is bob hehe

i j remembered that

Do you have any pets? I don't think I've ever asked

yeah I have 2 cats

i used to have a dog but he got put down a month ago. I might get a new dog in like a year or 2 though

Oh :( im sorry :(

it's alright I wasn't super close to him anyway

my cats are amazing though I don't know what I'd do if they'd been put down

I love my cat so so so much and I hope I can take him with me, I'm his favorite because I'm awesome 😎

i love cats :D

yasss ofc

do you have any?

i used to have one actually! his name was sherlock

i have 3 adult cats and 3 kittens

Cats are awesome

2 dogs

like 40 or so lizards

yes they are! cats slay

2 snakes

damn ethan, thats a lot

that's an awesome name!!

geez dude

omg i love snakes

he was named after sherlock holmes, his brothers name was watson lol

If I can't take my car with me I might jump off a bridge lol. He's the main reason I'm alive

Cat*

that is absolutely amazing

i 10000% feel that. cats are actually such good emotional support.

alot o animals i own

Cats are the best thing to ever happen to this planet

yes most definitely

and ducks

Ducks yesss

ducks are so funny lmao

i want one

Wait and capybaras

i see all these people online with ducks as house pets and I'm fr j like "hmuuu"

OMG I LOVE CAPYBARAS

and gorillas

my 3 favourite animals right there: ducks, capybaras, and gorillas

Yessss

I want a duck

frrr when we're adults we should be housemates in an apartment and get a duck

and hide it from the landlord

cause i don't think they'd appreciate a duck in their apartment

Yess as long as you're okay with me bringing an assortment of parrots

And living in Seattle

omg I hate birds but as long as I don't hafta touch them then it's fine. and YES I WANNA GO TO SEATTLE SO BADLYYY

ducks and chickens are the only birds I'm not scared of haha

I was about to say that ducks are in fact birds, lol

not scared of lmao

lmfao yeah i said that and was like "uhh I think I gotta specify there"

but besides ducks and chickens birds are terrifying

Fineee I'll only bring one bird

bahahaha okayyy

i threw a rock at a bird

he got hit lmao

Somebody has never experienced the joy a parrotlet brings

bro didn't move

i hope you're okay with me blasting music

Why :(

Haha as long as it's good music

I almost kicked a pigeon in ny but then I got nervous cause it's a bird and I stopped but had I followed through I woulda successfully kicked a parrot

haha alt. rock?

refried beans

oops

sory

what lmao

What

What does this mean

WHAT DOES THIS MEAN

LMFAOO

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

IM SORYR

💀

;-;

I desperately need to know why you typed out refried beans lmfao

i'm so curious

Samee

dawgggg whyyyy tell meeee curiousity is killing me

ooo I'm like curious george hehe

c'monnn I need to know the secrets of the refried beansss

I forgot about curious George

omg it was my childhood

George

slayyy

Why is this in my camera roll

bruh wtf 💀

I don't even know why it's there 💀

this is the most recently saved thing on my computer lmfao

😭

BURN IT

I have so many strange things saved

HELL NAW HE'S MY SUGAR DADDY 💀😭

saaaame

The best movie poster

omg slayyy

this is my husband

LMAO

The eyebrows are somehow the worst part

omfg look at this hot specimen of a human being 😍

LMFAO WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING NOSE

💀

omg this is from a video we had to watch in geometry 😭 the only thing I learned from it was how not to do my hair

bruhhh 💀

This post has turned into a random image exchange lol

bruh frrrr lmao

dude i love the lack of censors on this website

i feel so free compared to on bp

Yesss

NaeNae sent me this

omg I love that so much

it's so facts

Yesssss

we must protect the blajah at all costs

**blahaj

bruh I can't type 😭

why does blajah sound like some sort of indian food wtf

You've learned well

Blajah blast

yasss

omfg lmaoooo 💀

mineral water

lmao I never drink water

beans

refried?

What

Everything you do confuses me

I've been bamboozled

lmao

refried

yasss

refried beans and mineral water...my favourite ✨💪

mold-

on

uhh

yogur

mouldy yoghurt?

lmfao

pff

mold on yogur

where'd the mould come from?

moldy yougur

delicious and nutricious\

lol pipebomb

oh shit lmao

i want the ear eraser

Earaser

lmao

MAYYY