A Guy and a Joke

That was me

from before accounts were added

I see.

So, do you remember this guy?

worstjokesever.com/@shadow

I remember him

was before I got an account

Do you remember why he left?

not really

It's complicated.

I only read the jokes until I got an account tbh

I was him.

I switched acounts.

I’ve been here for a year

Oh makes sense

Yeah. I did some stupid things on that account.

That's why I made this accoutn.

*Account.

I did stupid things on my last account also.

Yeah, but I did worse. I actually got into an argument with Matt. I was saying racist things. And my dumb ass didn't realize that I was speaking to and insulting the dev of this website.

worstjokesever.com/community/p/62ef4e81e04292c554121914

In the post above.

saw

that’s just…..

I was pretending to be a new guy.

I realized how stupid I was.

Ok.

I’ve done that.

Dagger?

Yeah?

How old are you?

14 and a half.

ok

You?

…

You don't have to answer.

I see.

…

...?

Very nice.

no

?

Ah.

I see.

I don’t really trust anyone here

rly?

except Ashton

yup

I don't either. Except Jake and Matt.

Matt is very nice

for making this website

Ashton was the biggest liar on here.

Matt is the best.

The absolute best.

Ashton is rice

Not Ashton parkes

*Nice?

Which Ashton?

nah im ashton

I see.

dagger

YEah.

I didn't see.

???

Again

I’m sorry for causing drama

She said with Ashton Parkes

Who are you, emo ness?

emo

The original Emo?

yes

yes she is

Oh.

Yes she is

Damn.

lol

aka sargent reagan

…

im inessa just alt

You're detective Reagan???

yes

Why?

I'm just surprised.

How?

I don't know.

I never thought you would be Detective Reagan.

I got a promotion.

we were twinin for a while

I’m a sarge now 🤣

Very nice.

Tyty

all things come to an end

Guess what?

*me trying not to fall asleep so my girlfriend doesn’t feel lonely*

leo why is ur description "i like random"???

Idk

Random hacked my account

nah bro

ok

ed sheeran gos to my schoo;

…

...

he doesnt have the sheeran effect tho

I got help btw

My parents got my knives from me

KNIVES

They are trying to find a mental hospital

tbh

🫠

damn that actuallys messed up

I love playing with knives

but ok

…

Jk

I have a disorder

yo'

But I did sharpen my dads knives

i think therapy is better

…

Emo i agree

mental hospitals can break some ppl some times

ill be back

also no instuments

wanna play guitar? :D

lol

Dagger?

then if u go to a hospital foget it

DAGGER

yeeha

is he here

This me

who knows

left side is me

are we gonna finish t or d

rate me

i already told u

..

oh

r we gonna finnish t or d

sure

Hi

gtg vye

Idk is the answer

gtg bye

kk

stupid

when u can get on uwu and answr me

Ok

i meant stupid ill dm u what i asked

Ok

so t or d

Truth

T

What's the worst thing you've ever done? @lazy perv

Accidently ran into somebody on a parking lot and their hand started bleeding

That was like 4 years ago

oh

I don’t really make mistakes

I shouldn’t laugh

I’m sorry

Your fine

…

Why?

She’s a bitch

Ok

Im 11…

ok?

She’s not like you.

oop

I am

Im just on the facetime

oml…

Charlie is arguing with one of her brothers lol

You read my comments?

im back

Hey

Perv, what’s the code?

Please tell me

Rice

rawr

Ness hey

umm yeah leo

Okii

<3

<3 more

<3 most

damn

u got me

lol

🤣

Rice

yo

…

...

….

.....

……

.......

……..

.........

……….

...........

eh

y?

idk

kk]

kk*

lol

lol

me avioding looking at this be like

yea

wait rice r u on uwu

ye

as who?

Rice crackerxd

lol

why do you like me

bcuz hes str8

str8 men love women

this is soul crushing

i just cant believe it