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Little Johnny Marston.

So very popular with the ladies.

But so very feeble with the fight.

Arthur, leave the poor kid alone

*Leave the poor man alone.

Careful not to shoot your dick off, Marston. Then again, that would need to be one hell of a precision shot.

How can a virgin be that?

If you're 13 and not a virgin, I'm deeply disturbed.

Then again, it could be a joke.

Fuck you John. You're as lazy as a toad and twice as ugly.

You're lucky I don't break your neck right now.

Don't give me a reason!

This doesn't concern you, boah.

So oily even the wolves spat him out.

You know what's more oily, Arthur?

You're mom when I banged her through the bed last night.

She more used up than a 30 year old car.

Must have taken a while for her to notice then.

What the hell is a car?

the thing I used to drive her to my house before I banged her.

Bang? With your pecker, I'd reckon it was more of a tap.

That was when it was soft.

Assuming she wouldn't blow your skull to pieces with the ol' boomstick.

your brains would've decorated the wall, boah...

When I saw your lil sis, it grew to a 8 inch monster.

Now that I think about it, your lil sis came and joined us a few hours later.

8 inch. that's real funny.

You really believe that?

You actually have an 8 inch dick?

Oh. I see. You forgot to turn the ruler upside down when measuring it.

I don't want to see your worm, boah.

Goodness gracious! It's a whopping 10 incher! Thank you for making me check, Arthur!

You revolting bastard.

Turn the ruler upside down and try again dagger.

Arthur is just salty he has a dick smaller than his biological mom.

No, I had the ruler the right way.

Dagger never lets a bastard slide.

I have other ways to prove my pecker is larger than yours, but the way you're asking is gay.

And I'm not looking for any of that interaction.

Go back to the freaks, boah.

Orthur, we need MONEY.

You damn fool.

OR WE ARE DEAD.

DEAD!!!!!!!!!!!

Arthur, you need to understand that we're just playing around.

I didn't mean anything I said.

(B) Antagonize | My lord, I've seen mushrooms with bigger brains.

(A) Defuse | Take it easy, I'm just needling ya.

(A) Greet | I like you, Mister, you have a kind face.

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maldita sea esos argentinos, peruanos chilenos y espanoles de mierda

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regretting learning spanish

Puto gringo racista de mierda

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Callate peruano chollo de la reputa madre

voy a coger tu madre y mis hijos seran superiores que ti

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Me cago en todos los muertos de tu arbol genealogico y si me apuras tambien en los vivos

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puto amorfo de mierda te pillo por la calle y te hundo el pecho a martillazos.

enfermo hijo de la gran puta, si tienes hijos espero que tengan alguna discapacidad fisica o mental o en su defecto los atropelle un autobus, pero que no mueran que sufran toda su puta vida y si no tienes hijos nunca que sera lo que pasara seguramente dios te bendiga con una gordaca puto follapinos hijo de la reputa madre conchetumare jodido huevon de mierda

Bros woke up today and chose violence

Enfermo de mierda te voy a pintar la cara con ballas imbecil de mierda

Pinche imbecilito de mierda diabetico

andate a la mierda maricon racista de mierda.

Chupa my verga reputo cabron.

Te voy a picar con una puta motosierra

Voy a cagar fuego encima de todos ustedes

No soy una mujer retrasado de mierda gillipollas

definitivamente no si tienes esa abominaciΓ³n de un nombre

mi papa esta sentado en este cuarto conmigo y se caga de risa cuando le digo la historia de ustedes

Eso sera tu fetiche imaginario imbecil

Shut the fuck up spics

Your mongrel language is an eyesore.

You're on an english website, speak it you monkeys.

Hablas por tu culo imbecil de mierda

And they use pathetic ghetto zoomer memes too

your dad is probably your uncle that touches you fucking dumbass

Typical hivemind mongrels. Nobody would give a shit if you got ran over by a train right now.

That was your childhood, so of course you project it onto others.

It's the reason you're gay, after all.

Calling me gay won't magically turn me gay. Try again.

your mom pobrably sroped you as a child and thats the reson you are such a ficking beaner mexican ass bitch

I'm not from mejico, retard

Keep fishing for an argument, I'm sure you'll find one someday.

no wonder you are so fucking sped you fatass never had to jump the border

Ya vetete gringito de mierda estamos tratando de divertirnos aqui

I'm not American, I'm European. 3 strikes, you're out. I'm done wasting my time with you now.

No es diversion sexual, pero eso es la unica cosa que puedes recordar porque eso era la uniqua interaccion que tuviste con tu padre asta que te dejo para morir

Estas hablando de usted mismo cojudo, todo lo que puedes hablar es como tu padre y tio pedofilo te violo

Y usas estas memorias como un insulto a atros porque no puedes aceptar lo que te paso

Pobre diablo de mierda cabron

Pobre huevon no tiene insultos

Solo puede contar su historia a otros

Tiene por lo menos dos insultos entonces

tanto texto tan poco significado

rindete imbecilito, ya perdista hace horas.

Puta madre ustedes tios no tienen nada mas que insultos de familia

muy revelador de tu triste vida

Te creo lo de tener una gran familia

eso es un resultado comΓΊn del incesto

la unica familia que tienes es tus amigos q niciquera ellos te aman

Ajajajaja te cage imbeciles

tus insultos decayeron en calidad

el pinche pendejo es el que no puede hacer nada mas q lorar por la familia q no tiene

these stupids ran out of ideas

It was about time they stopped before they have a mental breakdown

Oh boohoo I have no account

not you hailey we were talking about the sped ass taco bell kid tahts too scraed to make an acc

What difference will making an account make retard

My dad and mom who are in the same house as me

nor tryna be racist but i dotn wanna be friends with kids who jump borders

I'm not a worthless mejicano junkie

plus mexican people are worth way more than your worthless ass life

You're the border jumper this mutt speaks of

the only border you tried to jump ended up with you losing your family dumbass mexican kid

I'm most likely older than you

Not one of your insults has landed

everytime you try to be hard it ends up with you losing friends

Drop the tough act, it ain't impressing anyone.

I'm sure your laughing so hard

Laughing so hard that tears are coming out

Except you'll soon realize you're not laughing

you see hailey what happens when you actullty try to calm down these dumbasses just keep it going

@"suck me off daddy" I don't think I've EVER been less intimidated.

Drop the tough act, it's getting embarrassing.

aurthur shut yo bitch ass up taht why you get no bitches and you dad left you fucking dumbass

Do all your insults have to do with a missing dad?

Very telling about your childhood

you probably go to church to actually have someone to call father

You're a sad case SMOD

You're as worthless as a toad and twice as ugly.

also nameless kid you can not be talking all your jokes ass bad asf

They're not jokes they're truths

arthur yo fatass prob only know these jokes cuz they relate to you

You really are everything he says

quick to call people you never seen fat too

I'm gonna assume every insult you attempt is actually a picture of you

Becaus ethat's probably true

The guy's degenerate name tells you everything you need to know about him

No need to argue with someone that deviant and sad.

ya me harte de cagar me en este gringo imbecil

es una perdida te tiempo, como cada segundo de su vida

muerete solo, maricon de mierda

Notice how he's gone, he's probably crying before he comes back and pulls another insult right out of his ass.

That shouldn't be too hard, it's probably stretched from all of the sodomy he practices.

UH OH, DUTCH IS THINKING AGAIN, THIS CAN'T BE GOOD!

Am I sensing ideas above your station again?

OR MAYBE YOU'RE JUST STARING BLANKLY FOR EFFECT.

Why are you being an idiot?

EITHER WAY, IT AIN'T GETTING US NOWHERE.

I'm done with you.