A Friendly Greeting

hello

hi

morning

hi

hru

my acc got banned :<

aaand dead

on what

hi

hi

hru

im good hbu

bored

in science rn

reddit.

damn

ew

mb, had to take a shit

crazy

yer, not really

lmao

i just turned that bathroom into a gas chamber

damn lmao

yer

mhmmm

Cosmo.

gtg do sum science work real quick, brb

cya

and done

niceee

yer

woo

hoo

im tired

im jus bored

real

hi jus bored I'm cosmo

hi hi just bored I’m cosmo, im jus bored

hi cosmo im the coolest person youll ever meet

hello, hi cosmo im the coolest person youll ever meet, im jus bored

lmao

yer

so, anyone know what’s with all these roleplayers

no but its rlly annoying

yes

welp, this thing is about to die, so imma let it charge, talk to y’all later

oki doki

have fun

cosmo

yeah?

am i dumb?

no?

do i act dumb?

no

parker said he doubted that i was smart. ):

it mae me rlly sad

helloo

hello

hi

hey hru

you and bubblegum shoudl date.

he probably was jokin

happy!

we talked abt it and he said he didnt know.

cause i dont put effoert in my school work

nd thats the only proof he had

AHN OMG BOOBIES

that doesn't make you dumb

bruh chill

i explained to him wht im studying and like, where iw as at when i tried in llife.

and he took it back

who is that even

cause ykw

your bubblegum

the other one

oh

idk a guy

yall js said hello at the saem time so my brain is now marrying you two

ohh

im good

noo :<

bubblegum should date me /j

yesss

omggg yes

<3

were married no

now

yayyy :3

wyd rn?

nothing im so bored

you?

wait ur name is charlie right?

hello guys hru

yes.

recording me singing

hii im fine ig, you?

ohh i love singing

good wbu

back off from bubblegum, shes mine now

💅🏻😌

I wasn't talkin to her, but okay

chill bruh

let's js keep everything chill

im going to find you fi you talk to her <3 /j

guys im too tired for ts

good luck with that u don't even know my real name

uhbrt

i can pull ips lol.

i have jakes and another person ip, i forgot who the other was.

i sued to have kaylas, and luizs..

I'm not at my home

used*

im not interested in finding you lol :p

I'm probably one of the most anonymous user here

nope

i am

okay maybe im not

I said one of the most not most and yeah maybe

hi

no me cause like ive dropped my name and addi and pictures of me :p

yeah and I have different alter egos to hide insecurities or something like tht

you smell like a rotten banna

heyyyyy

hruu

mmm, I'm sure you can tell and u smell like spoiled milk

i smell like vanila

oh, okay perfume I guess

nah

well

why's that

to me u arent

damn

gng did u not see my post 😭

well,okay I js mean identity wise only 1 or 2 ppl actually know who I am or close to anyways

and thts not why thts js ur hunch

huh

bro

ur insta is in ur bio

BRUH

damnn

no i poured a thingy of vanillia on my head.

not on ur head gurl

but i wanna smell yummy for yu

hey bubblegum, wanna match pfps?

Hey guys im new

ur always yummy

😏

Am I yummy?

YESSS

okokokoi lemme find some

no only my pookie is yummy

Nig my dick is super yummy

can i try

shut up

smh

WHY NIGA

im js joking

idrc

I know you want it niga

uh

so no

Cmere and get this honeybun

thanks for offering

<333

but ill pass

I WANT A HONEYBUN

yo lowk i need me a honeybun rn

been craving sum lowk

this one?

.

theyre actually so yummy

Niga that shits fucking ass

Use this my niga

wth.

fr

LMAO

damn bro

who is he

bck

It's not a he my niga

omg yessss

It's a she

mb gng

amazing

witch one you wann be?

MY NIGAS USE THIS ONE TOO

BAHAHA

mhh can i be the right one?

i like the first one tbh

she lowk cute

Aye niga chill out

the black one?

That was my sister

yup

damn bros in love with a vegetable

yueeprs

here ya go my wife

teenies nowadays🥀

thanks pookieee

lmaooo

real

can't skip the veggies ykwim

very importnt part of your diet

knaww its so cutee

very

YESS <33

with her around youll never lack your veggies

that was a woman?

I fucked a vegetable once for my job at pornhub

hot

Let's just say the carrot had extra dirt on it after

cutesie..

veggies are so curvy like gosh damn

were u the cameraman??

literal goals

Yes sadly

hello

ew leave

Wanted to feel like I got fucked in the ass by a black guy so I just did it with a carrot while I watched the snowbunny get fucked like a cuck

same bro

woah yall are twins

tbh would've done the same

like who didnt

did you paint the carrot black

Yes my niga, had to make it the most accurate I could've

good good

For real my niga

wait black girthy veiny dick do u still work at phub

Yes my niga my role is the guy who leaves and then my wife gets fucked

yo why drop the n-word on a chat site

i never ever thought id hear that sentence

oh rip

u should prolly talk to the higher-ups abt tht

lmao

lets make a pornhub video tg?

lmao fr

wtf

CAN I JOIN?

yess but i have to tell you smth

hi lmao

remember tht jesus doesn't tollarete lust

yes

fuck no

My niga it's not lust it's love

me and her in love twin

i gotta be the man i guess😏

jokeee

this might be tmi, but id get a strap on if you ever needed dih

Not weird in my opinion but whatever floats your boat baby boo

baby boo

BABY BOO LMAO

oops caps lock

js go trans

mb gng

fuck no

how u grow a dick when become trans

if i went trans id say

thats what i thought

"make that shit taller than me"

lmao

in target a trans woman got mad at my friend for yelling penis

Niga you take the pills

i was like damn she js mad she got one of them

<3

so wyd?

nah bru why was ur friend yelling penis in the first place 😭

wait where yall playing the penis game??

yes lmao

NIGA

oh kk lmao

Hey guys

hey guy

Guess what

chicken butt

EVERYONE I HVE TO ADMIT SMTHIN

woah

tell usss

bad word man cant say tht

knaww

damnnn

ATP THIS WAS M ACC

i used to have a fan acc for hazbin hotel

Niga are we serious right now

Hazbin fucking hotel

yikers

lmao

no fr on sw ive got like 30 accs frfr

Guys is it weird to fuck black people

and 2 of them they still dont know that its me

and they better not find out lmao

why would it be

lol

i used tohave so many alts

Why didn't slave owners fuck their slaves bro

Waste of fucking money

fr

bro how you know they didnt

i wish i could be a sex slave

Because I WAS a slave and didn't get my ass fucked

lmao

i mean you can be mine😏

if i was a slave owner i would've

poor thing

Thanks

YES YES PLEASE MOMMY

hi

hi

hello

Hey sweet cheeks

Nice ass

kill yourself

HEY THATS NOT NICE MY NIGA

yes it is

im not yours, nor am i gay

Dad? Why is m-mommy crying??

please not you too

..

I own you niga

why is mommy crying.

And you are gay

wtf is going on

ALways have been

im not a slave? im white, not black

roleplayers are everywhere now

You're clearly colorbind

ur yellow

HAWK TUAH

ew. asains.

I know it's hard to accept the trurth, but you are a fellow niga

im white, not black

DAD WHY IS MOMMY CRYING

if i was black, i would kms

oh

You know what Michael Jackson said

hee hee

"It doesn't matter if you're black or white"

So

yes it does

loll

Your ass is still mine regardless

Now do as I say

Niga

LMFAO

zxcdxfgtyhuio80p9[-]

...

guys

this guy is not real

im dying rn

Btw this is what's gonna be touching you tonight

si smell french toast and i lowk amde french tosat 3 hours ago

yummy

Hey that reminds me

You guys wanna do the soggy biscuit challenge?

Huddle up guys

We have to do it

YES COUNT ME IN

Do i have permission to goon tonight 🙏

I HAVENT DOEN TS IN AGES

PLS

LEMME JOIN

tf is the soggy biscuit challenge

If you're gonna goon then go do it on the biscuit

MEINE CHICKEN NUGGETS VERBRENNEN

what...

hmmm

u should totally look it up

no, im on a school device rn

well do an exception tonight i guess ;)

www.tiktok.com/@germanonliners/video/7230493019806518555

It's nothing bad in all honesty

It's a very natural thing to do

yes mommy, thank you <33

wtf

real

Guys may yall please help my brother in africa?

no

fuck no

yess lmao

no.

never

bitch can fly away with those ears

He suffers from severe autism and he stims by digging in his butt

I know that's part of his autism\

Why are you so racist my niga

no i need my temu delivery soon so he better hurry up

damn those cheekbones higher than my iq

LMAO

lol

kjgnbrthsrjkbnfg

He works in the Temu sex toy factory section, so unless you ordered a sex toy, your delivery ain't coming soon

how soon? i orderd 3 things.. lke yestedart

Yeah and believe me, those cheekbones come in handy

He has great suction power

LMAO

wtf lmao

Um don't really know

ofc i did

girl i want my shit, make your fuckign brother hurry up.

did you get the handcuffs i asked for?

me and my wife need some stuff yk

yup ofcc

tytyt

cuz i am

Hey guys can y'all guess my cousin's job based on how he looks?

prisoner

and or prostitute

idk but he needs some chapstick

DING DING DING

that shit more cracked than my ass

i think he needs more than just "some"

Specifically a blowjob prostitute

damn

How do you know how chapped your asshole is

Might wanna get that checked out

not what she meant

TYPE

no cus i have a buttcrack you silly

i snorted at this lmfao

Wait girls have buttholes?

no

i just lied

for fun

Tf...

hiii

LMAO

Oh okay good

i didnt inv you on here

Was boutta say, I fucked men for no reason

K wtv

LMAO

Bye

NO

PARKER

IM KIDDING

hii

CUM BACK

uhhh

dont go gf

why u need a reason

No niga

YOU ARE NOT LEAVING

TAKE THIS DICK

yall

i think hes gone

It's just a hobby

ok now i act feel bad

i was lowk excited to see him its been a minute lmao

real

men being hot should be reason enough

sorryy

noo its okkk lmao

):

For real