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wsp

is there a zoom or call ppl are on bc if so can i pls join

https://kmeet.infomaniak.com/nmclsgixsboitdfq

ty pookie

hii

hi dani

HII

which one of you fuckers named your mom joined

er er er

i invited my mother to worst jokes ever (jk)

LMFAO

😭

THEN WHY TF UR MAMA SAYIN "NO INGLES"

AUDHIGAYU

lol

bacj

happpy bday again madi

Tyyyy <3

(not really)

HBD MADIIII

er er er

nig

BITCH CALLED ME A MIDGET

NEGRO

am I wrong

?

Yes

because im average HEIGHT

mhm

thank you very much

mhm my ass

I'm 7'8

dw we're all short on wje

how tall u>?

5'8 ain't that tall

5'3-5'4

AVERAGE

it is when ur 14

i'm 6'7

barely 14

....

I've seen taller

so have I

no cause im litterally 6'7 guys

avarge height of pple in my grade

my 13 year old brother is 5'9 ethan

IM 7'8

like me and leo tall like that

genetics

yuh we're both 6'7

ik a black 13 yr old and is alr 6ft

in the 6th grade

..............

HAHAHIUAD

whatt

yep

IMAGINE LOOKIN DOWN

AT YOUR MIDGET TEACHERS

WHO ARE LIKE

5'7

ADYGDYU

bro i have to look up and then my neck hurts :(

I can;t tell if she dissing me rn

bru

AHUSIADHID

Dude omg

I CAN CALL ELI AT ERRRRRRR 11:59

i used to have this one teacher

in like

4th grade

ooo fun

I'ma leave call

HE WAS 6'8

AND I ALWAYS HAD TO FUCKIN

WHAT

TURN MY WHOLE HEAD UP

JUST TO LOOK

MOTHER FUCKER WAS TALLLLL

my english teacher is like 6'5-6'6

awesome teacher tho he was pretty chill

ooo fun

rip

u can relate u r a midget

HUAHDIU

I look either down , or straight ahead , or slightly down when I'm w my friends , sum of em are slightly taller than mee

im 6'7 get tf on my level

mhm

90% down tbh

it gets annoyin

ETHAN

i'm totally not like 1 foot and 5 inches shorter than 6'7

NO ONE FUCKING CARES

ALL YOU YAP ABT IS UR HEIHHt

FR

ACTUALLY STFY FO ONCE

when ur tall and sum midget cut infronts of you and u trip on them

womp womp

u flex about ur fake ass height so much

thats y we know its fake

loooooooser

huh? what she sayin> I can't tell what's she sayin since she is so low.

LOSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSERRR

only thing he gotta flex is his height

I'm actually annoyed.

WHERE ARE THE MUSCLES ETHAN

HM?

NO MUSCLES

no dick

murder him

I got those aswell

ER ER ER

ITS GIVING SLENDER

nooo he's Eli FREIND

bro is probably skinnier than a pool noodle

Really? i dont see em

actly I'll ask Eli if I can

I MIGHT NEED MY GLASSES FOR THIS GUYS

GOTTA SEE THE TINY MUSCLE BUILD

I js got high metabolism , so they js hide until u do "flex"

MICROSCOPIC

nah

cap

Having a fast metabolism is a W

IKR

FR

U CAN EAT WHATEVER

u don't gotta deal w fats atall

ikr

AND JUST NOT GET FAT

but the only thing tht sucks is u can't RLLY gain

im glad fast metabolism runs in my family tbh

same

AND HOURGLASS BODY SHAPES TOO

thanking my mama for tht one

yessss

real , w the amount of food I've ate in this school year , I would be Abt like 500 lbs if I had low metabolism

🙏

lol fr

we always hungry fr

bro would be the next dwarf planet HIUHSUIFHIU

meow ramen is so yarumy

RIGHT?

AND THEN U GET THE

"just drink water"

BITCH?

GTFO ER ER

lmao fs

I ALREADY DRANK WATER

err err

I WANT FOOD

real lmao , only issue we got

I js had some

gm

Flappy

what time.

hello flappy

is It.

11

DAMN IT ETHAN U SLUT U RUINED IT

47

In my family very high metabolism is common in like my genes and the doctors thought my parents were starving me but I just didn't gain weight when I ate anything

SMH

DISSAPOINTED FLAPPERS

GO TO BED

WHST?

lol

thats a good time

i thouhgt u lived in cali

smh what time do U sleep

NEVER

yeah thats when i wentto bed

Krissy :

OH NVM

I THOUGHT YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT THE TIME RIGHT NOW

.............7:05 am....

I'm killing myself next time someone talks Abt kirssy

LEO NO

😭😭

SEE

i went to bed at 6:15 am last night

NO CAUSE I HAVE AN EXCUSE

krissy

I WAS ON JAKES ROBLOX ACC OKAY

me and my discord pookies are gonna meet up so we were planning

stop.

I WAS GRINDING IN THE GAMES

TRYNA GET ALL THE GOOD STUFF

uh - oh , ingen may have competition or leo Is finna end up kidnapped

12AM TO 7AM

AND THEN I KNOCKED OUT

lol

"i needed to play roblox you dont understand 🥺"

tonight will be the night that i will fall for youuuuu over againnn

LMAO

CHARLIE.

NO.

ER ER

I'm sorry.

naur theyre all girls lmfao

I'll delete them.

KYSSSSSS

still possible

LISTEN

:)

lmao

IT WAS WORTH IT

I WAS MAKING THE HOUSE LOOK ALL COOL

i trust themmmmm dw

right right

AND LEVELING UP

GAINING MONEY

good , ingen will be happy another day

I have kirssys feet pic

LIKE I WAS ON A ROLE

i have finals next week:(

madi we should both try getting sleep :DDD

I'm seeling it on feet finder

No :D

good idea :D

DELETE THOSE GET THOSE AWAY FROM ME EW

selling it on feet finder.

i think sleep is very underrated

ick,

🤢🤢

nuh uh

nah

LADY BONER GONE

HUH

HSIUHSUIAHUD

EXCUSE ME WTH

WHY DOES HE LOOK LIKE A 80'S KID

bro got hard Abt thinkin of Jake?

well i have to stay at school until 22:00 and then have two hours of homework and then at the same time i hop on wje and do vc with ppl

Micheal jackson w straight hair type shit

lmao

ITS A FUCKIN SONG ETHAN ITS CALLED ICK BY LAYZ BANKS

mhmmmmmmmmm

okayyy

suresrue

and then i get off at like 3 am and then get one hour of sleep and then go on wje / disc and then sleep again and then i dont go on wje during school

search it up

EMO

EMOOO

MAY

IS THE DEFINITION

I HAVE ONE MROE

OF

?

krissy and sooploosh would be a good couple.

"IM YOUR BIGGEST FANNN ILL FOLLOW YOU UNTIL YOU LOVE ME"

hehehehehe

I WILL PROTECT SOOPY

am I right?

I LOVE SOOPY SO MUCH THEYRE SO FUNNY AND COOL

oh well

cmon think Abt it

NO

AND SOOP IS 16 SO THAT WOULD BE PEDOPHILIA

krissy the horn dog , and soop , the other horndog who would talked Tj's

sloop is so silly

IKR

i miss them sm

hes such a little goober

I'm out of pictures

do yall remember addi

ggtg

silly goober

I LOVE ADDI SMH

SHES MY POOKIE BEARRRR

I STILL TALK TO HER EVERYONE NOW AND THEN

SAME

SHES SO SWEET SMH

I LOVE HER

gtg BYE!

where tf did she go :(

bye ethan

byee

HAVE FUN BEING AN EDGAR

bye edgar

HAISUAHDIU

ME AND LEO

SAME MINDSET FR

my spofity is crazy

TWININN

madi

can you yell at me

for

........

why

being

fucking stupid

for

great minds think alike

msdi don't yell st her

nah

😭

what I told you on call?

I cant think that

DONT BE A FUCKING DUMBASS CHARLIE

DUMB FUCK ER ER

MAY

WHAT HAPPENED

U TRYNA HAVE A BASIC ASS MAN

WHO LOOKS LIKE HES FROM THE 80"S

I like eli :<

STOP

I DONT LIKE THEM

BROS THE DEFINITION OF BO BURHAMS SONGS

I LOVE ELI

LMAO

I js thought they was hot

" I THINK I JUST MET MY DAD IN 1985"

AHH

smh

I don't wanna have him, I arleally got someone <3

I AM LOYAL

I js need some sense knocked into me if I find er hot

nnvm back

awe

I can gladfully punch you in the head

unfortunately

eli?

HAUDHUID

PLEASE

CAUSE I THINK

KIRSSY IS FINE

LIKE WTH

EW

WHAT

Yes I love eli

GTFO

DISOWNED

MAY.

EXACTLY

NO.

I NEED

DIS MEMBERED

SENSE KNOCKED INTO ME

PLEASE

NEVER TO BE SEEN AGAIN

KRIS IS SO UGOT

UGOY

UGLY

I WILL MOTHER GOTHEL UR ASS

PLEASE

I WILL MURDER YOU

KNOCK SESNE INTO ME

I don't even like Kris cause I love Eli

guys guys lets not ugly shame 🥺

HES A SEX AFFENDER

OFFENDER*

lmaooo

HE HATES WOMEN

HE TRIED FUCKING TOAST IN THE ASS

yeah that pisses me off

WHAT

HE DID

WHAT

TO

eli is probably ugly too 😭😭😭

MY

CHILD

HE WHIPPED IT OUT ONCE IN CALL

nah he's dead.

HE THINKS HE HAS A BIG ASS WHEN HES FLAT ASF

Ain't no one onna do shit to my child

MAY

inside ur child ;)

AHIHUAAHIADHUDI

YOU SHOULD MURDER KEIS

KRIS

I AM

💀

MF DOINGSHIT TO MY CHILD

eR

NO

HAHDUDADUI

but

may x krissy?

NO EWWW EWEE EWEWWW

EWWW

eWWW

EW

kris keeps calling me and i don’t like it

I LIKE

ELI

.

i regret giving him my number

opal

i hope ur dog dies

imma tell eli

what did i even do to you

Ethan

HES GETTING OLD ANYWAYS

what

TELL ELI WHAT

TELL ELI I LIKE HIM?

tht u like him

HES 4

and wanna date

EXIST

BAHHAHA

IM DATEING

ELI

oh

OHHH

HES GROWING OLD HAIRS

DUMBASS

THAT OR HES A MUSTY DOG AHAUIHDUIAD😭

he’s just really musty dusty crusty

alr

I'm never going on call with Kris again so I can keep hating him

hi guys

cause he's a basterd

WASH HIM.

Hey slayers

I DID YESTERDAY

gtfo.

Fuck off.

gtfo kate.

hi el

"slayers"

Fuck off

wait nvm

I cant start shit

who the fuck says “slayers” in 2024

this isn’t 2020 💀

Wow there isn’t much slay energy in this chat😔

GAY

stop being so gay

Fym i’m a FEMALE

..so?

oh you’re rapboat. hi.

😭😭😭😭

hi flappy

How can I be gay if i’m a femal

RAPBOAT IS A FEMALE

hi opall

I'ma call eli

good luck

...ik u didnt ask that 🤢😭

fym good luck?

😭😭*

WHAT DO I NEED LUCK FOR?

smh my keyboard

now I'm scared.

i mean i hope you guys have a lot of fun time together

i hope it isn’t too awkward lol

AHH

I

GOT SCARe

d

nooo don’t do it

I MEAN

DO IT

I’m not an LGBTQ…😭

huh

i’m running on two hours of sleep i’m sorry 😭😭😭😭

hair

im also sad because cosmo left and IM THE ONLY JEW.

I like his hair

I'm sad he left too :<

my hair used to look like his

What the fuck is that abomination

the fuck

what 💀💀💀

yall lemme get my bat ready

im bouta beat this hoe

who

DO IT

NOW

who are we online beating?

me

oh okay

🙏

Ngl you should be gang raped

yes

I should

what the fuck

You were supposed to be OFFENDED by that…💀

this obviously is NOT a girl

rb we know that’s you

I’m a girl, I promise!!!!

no ty

I like makeup and stanley cups

..

burn her

shes a preppy girl

BURN HER AT STEAK!

I LOVE STEAK

all my cousins are super preppy and they all brought like a bunch of that weird drunk elephant skincare to a sleepover i was forced to go to without my consent and they put this weird cream on my face and then my face was burning

......................................................burn them.

i want to 😭😭😭

mqdi

Yes mommy flappy

IM JK IM SORRY HAHIUHADHDU

WHAT

IS IT UR BDAY TODAY?

NO?

ITS IN 5 DAYS

SOME PPL ARE SAYING IT EARLY THO

CAUSE THEYRE LEAVING FOR SUMMER BREAK

I'm dying earlu

saying

er er er

huh

Eli keeps leaveing

:<

choke him

....

Bet

make him ur bitch

=D..

back

hiii

prob hair removal X_X

WSP!

not much you?!?!

🙃🔫

bored

tired

reallll

js the whole deal fs lmao

lmaooooo

i gotta pack after my class 💀

i dont want to tho .........

oHHH OKOK ICIC

shit i gtg...

bye dani I LOVE U!

hi

byeeee love youuuuu

hi danii

hru

hi

papi's

ER ER ER

madi

can you please do me a favor?

erm

hola

hola hello

what brings you to worstjokesever.com

nevermind

im someones alt.

ohhhhh ok who are you?

hi

senior papi can't reveal his great true identity

are you alting because people don't like you on here

hi

I found

my sisters old pills

no its just cuz im bored so i made a alt and i didn't leave my main ACC

nd I'm confused why my dad dint throw them away

you have siblings???

4

senior papy has spoken

hru

i did not know that

kayla, luiz, el, caley, wade?

i'm doing well hbu

hurt

senior papi can't say but if I may ask why did you bring up those names what makes me "like them"

why? what happened

oh i don't know those are just people that i think of when people are alting but whoever you are message me on wje lounge lmfao, but if not you're cool, i hope u can stay on here and we can be chill

cupcake

senior papi agrees

alr msg me on wje lounge lol

k

ER ER MB

BACK

YES YES

BIG BACK

so apparently I got 4 classes out of my prison , 2nd , 3rd , 5th , and 6th\

ALSO

I found my sister old pills

they are a Tricyclic antidepressants

today is 8th graders get a fucking grill cook out! :DDD

and then I get too walk the halls

im online message me

as a pass off on the last day of school

er er er

Ethan

you gonna choke on those hot dogs?

WAIT I LOOKED UP THE WRONG NUMBER THAT WASNT THE PILL

I'm back from places

wait I got the right pill

no

why u always fuck up with food

erm whats your username

I thought I banned her though

Morning fucknuggets