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π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

SHE GOT CONTACTS NOW

that’s probably why she doesn’t have glasses

i’m such a a genius

too many a’s πŸ˜”

π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

I meant why

glasses are a hassle

contacts work better

π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

she looked pretty with them

oh um i wasn’t lying about what she said

π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

or that she hates me

didn’t

you guys have shrines

to each other

anyway wanna hear some tea

so i was at my travel regatta last weekend

π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

do you want me to let u back in

sure

π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

cause you alr know the snitches

bet

lowkey i think i had a mental breakdown when i said all that to you and natalie

its not working

whatever i’ll just tell you hesr

its not that like secret

they won’t care lmfao

anyway LISTEN

okay so i was in tennessee for my away regatta

and there’s this guy

he was sitting in front of me on the bus

and this girk

was sitting next to him

and were kinda friends, me and madi

but not after this.

smh forgetting ur own name

so we had the race

we stayed at the hotel

and we were eating lunch and he started like trailing my thigh with his habd

and then madi and me told each other we both had a crush on him

so for the next two days

i let her win tho

π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

was he ugly

i’ll show you a picture in a sec

anyway basically we kinda just chilled with each other, me and the guy

like he was caressing my hand in the bus and shit

and when we were laying down on the beach he kinda held me or whatever

but on the bus back he sat with madi

and they slept together

not sexually wait

π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

STILL DOING SHIT

nah he stopped after she was laying down on his shoulder

so then i had a panic attack

which was funny

csuse it was during the awards ceremony

π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

sleep over

no on the bus ride back home

the whole team gathers into two buses

and there’s this guy named julian

and i like him

but he has a gf

he doesn’t

like he has one

like he’ll say smash to girls

also i got snap

also i almost threw hands with a girl name nancy for yelling at my friend

also eminem’s dropping a new album

he also does the king julian voice really well which is funny

but he’s kinda handsy with me, but also everyone, so maybe he just wants to be friends

anyway i’ll get the picture now

π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

GO TF AWAY CUPCAKE

okay madi have a great day

Cupcake🧁

okay madi have a great day

yeah you BETTER have a great day bitch, it better be the best fucking day ever

π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

you let those things touch you

only one damn

he was really good at like

like i had my hand on his shoulder

and he was playing with it

and he said my quads were big πŸ—Ώ

they are though :(

π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

"mmmm you have big quads"

no cause he was laying down

and he was resting his hand on my thigh

and he was like damn you got some muscles

and he listened to my playlist while sleeping

and now that i’m typing all this down

π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

dont you gotta peddle

…

i wish i could fight madi but she’s taller than me πŸ˜”

also, the guy was 6 ft

π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

haha

laughing at my PAIN

anyway so yeah

Amy ik u asked me not to talk to you but what did I do?..

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rephrase that

got touched by a big white guy 😏

he be fiending for my thighs

π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

"he was sticky"

he smelled like sunscreen

π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

ew

good sunscreen

the type you wanna wat

maybe i’ll just kidnap him in a white van and force him to touch me

π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

Also how did the topic of me being in yalls convo come up when you talked to Emily

i was talking about how i was thinking abo it leaving

and inwas texting her

and she asked to call

and just talked about the state of wje

she left, so i thought i’d ask her for advice or whatever

Ξ±my

she left, so i thought i’d ask her for advice or whatever

left wje i mean

and i told her about the guy

snd she was like the people on wje annoy me so much

and we just bitched about the sige

and you came up cause jake

we were pissed at jake lmfao

rate this guy

π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

4.5/10

darn

natalie 🫦

Asian

oh

he’s practicing to touch little kids

drizzy with the 12 inch glizzy

natalie 🫦

He can touch ME

oh

she was mostly calling you weird cause the whole dating jake thing

π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

smh i hyped that girl so much

she’s so pretty oml

Weird but yet she kept going on and on and on abt this guy on call with me and madi when we tried speaking to her

She hasn’t even been on for her to hate madi that’s the thing

natalie 🫦

She hasn’t even been on for her to hate madi that’s the thing

she asked me to fill her in

π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

tbh shes kinda shit talked everyone

honestly she’s like the only person who has the right too

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Also I’m sorry if me voting no for you to be a mod was the reason you got mad at me amy

shes like pretty, has a bf, and is literally like

livivng the dream

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my friend used to sell nudes for weed

i told her to hook me up but she said no

nice bit of lore she dropped

i also asked to see the nudes but she got mad and called me gay for some reason

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natalie 🫦

Tj left out of nowhere I miss him

he died

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natalie 🫦

Not a girls girl whatsoever

she talked to me

and she was nice

i got her snap

Right but I’m talking about girls who aren’t her friends

natalie 🫦

Right but I’m talking about girls who aren’t her friends

who?

JazzyπŸ’•

who?

Emily, she send nudes to a guy who had a girlfriend

natalie 🫦

Emily, she send nudes to a guy who had a girlfriend

...

like she was crushing on a new guy ever other week

natalie 🫦

If she says some shit i got u

she’s not coming back

anyway bye now

just don’t tell her i said anything

damn I look away for 2 seconds and Im confused as hell

I didn't even know that she had done half of the shit

like i couldnt tell if she liked me or she was talking shit abt me

I honestly just stopped being friends with her

bc she knew me longer then Madi and she took her side on everything like she would literally act like a fucking dog following Madi around ( no disrespect to Madi love you boo <33

she would be so fucking mad if she found out i was dating ingenious lmao, she also hated him a lot

JazzyπŸ’•

let that bitch be mad

why tf is she so gorgeous tho

but like if she starts talking shit just bring up the fact that she Is a wannabe homewrecker it would shut her ass up rlly quick

leosarefire14

why tf is she so gorgeous tho

all the assholes are pretty

leosarefire14

tf does that mean

so basically a homewrecker is when you want to break ppl up and get the one of the ppl in the relationship

JazzyπŸ’•

so basically a homewrecker is when you want to break ppl up and get the one of the ppl in the relationship

tf is she on

leosarefire14

waiiiittt jasy what did she do

ig she sent nudes to a guy named sawyer and he has a girlfriend

lmao she was always talking about her like 100 boys she liked

JazzyπŸ’•

ig she sent nudes to a guy named sawyer and he has a girlfriend

tf

and the thing is like she is GOOD at doxxing people and snooping around and will get you cooked if you try to get at her

leosarefire14

and the thing is like she is GOOD at doxxing people and snooping around and will get you cooked if you try to get at her

Not with madi

call Madi up she be there like "NAH NAH NAH LET HER TALK"

oh yeahhh i remember her literally just following madi

and then she barley let the person talk and just starts going off on ppl

leosarefire14

oh yeahhh i remember her literally just following madi

right like she was a fucking dog

she sent nudes to a guy who had a girlfirend

nawww the dirt that amy and madi has on here is crazy

JazzyπŸ’•

she sent nudes to a guy who had a girlfirend

oop

AND I TOLD PPL SHE WAS A FUCKING HOMIE HOPPER BUT NOBODY BELIVED ME

Heroin Monkey

didnt she send people nudes

who

literally posting ass pics lmao what a slut

like rapboat was threatening to leak her nudes

β„‘π”ͺ π”šπ”¦π”±π”₯ 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔑
Image

LOBSTH

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β„‘π”ͺ π”šπ”¦π”±π”₯ 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔑

I am caley.

OMG IK ITTTTTTTT

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π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

BRO FUCKIN EMILY TALKED SHIT ON ME BRO

WHAT SHE SAYY

π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

BUT HIHIHIHI MALLL

HI

π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

BRO FUCKIN EMILY TALKED SHIT ON ME BRO

are you rlly surprised?

Heroin Monkey

chubby ahh

bro is female caseoh

π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

SHE SAID I WAS WEIRD AND THAT SHE HATES ME

YOU ARENT WEIRD THOUGH??????

β„‘π”ͺ π”šπ”¦π”±π”₯ 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔑

yo heroin

what

β„‘π”ͺ π”šπ”¦π”±π”₯ 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔑

so cupcake

no i didnt

π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

SHE HAS THE PERFECT COMBO OF I HATE U BUT I LOVE MY FRIENDS

FR

β„‘π”ͺ π”šπ”¦π”±π”₯ 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔑

she can be kind then a BITCH <NOT BREIN RUDE JS SAYIN U CSN RUN 5S BY YO SELF>

ngl thats me fr

π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

BUT I STILL HOLD GRUDGES

ik

β„‘π”ͺ π”šπ”¦π”±π”₯ 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔑

sent nudes

no

π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

ON PPL WHO HIT ON MAN

GIRL IM NOT EMILY I DONT SEND NUDES OR ANYTHING

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emily reminds me of opal for some reason they both kinda act the same

don't make me come to Texas and find where you live and shoot your ass

leosarefire14

emily reminds me of opal for some reason they both kinda act the same

EMILY IS OPAL???

β„‘π”ͺ π”šπ”¦π”±π”₯ 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔑

BAHAHAHA GOODLUCK

I don't need it

Cupcake🧁
Image

Tf is wrong with his right eye?

leosarefire14

leak cupcake

She leaks herself enough

leosarefire14

rapboat i heard you have her nudes

That was a rumor that YOU assholes came up with

β„‘π”ͺ π”šπ”¦π”±π”₯ 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔑

smh? she asked for a hit man bru

oh bet I would like to volunteer but I charge 50 dollars per day

Madi remember when Emily used to follow you around and worship you

leosarefire14

im on your side

Turn away from the darkness and join the RAP-SIDE

leosarefire14

omg purpleeee

cus i had a popsicle!

mal..πŸ¦†

cus i had a popsicle!

I love grape popsicles

Emily is such a fucking bitch lmao, constantly talking shit and making fun of things she does herself. I'm glad she left this site because we would have roasted the living shit out of her by now.

Ingenious

Emily is such a fucking bitch lmao, constantly talking shit and making fun of things she does herself. I'm glad she left this site because we would have roasted the living shit out of her by now.

W entrance

π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

idfk i was nice with this bitch

right and ik her longer and she turned her back on me and I was like this bitch

Ingenious

Emily is such a fucking bitch lmao, constantly talking shit and making fun of things she does herself. I'm glad she left this site because we would have roasted the living shit out of her by now.

fr

Ingenious

Emily is such a fucking bitch lmao, constantly talking shit and making fun of things she does herself. I'm glad she left this site because we would have roasted the living shit out of her by now.

fr she hated on you so bad frfr

β„‘π”ͺ π”šπ”¦π”±π”₯ 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔑

who yall talking bout?

emily

Ingenious

Emily is such a fucking bitch lmao, constantly talking shit and making fun of things she does herself. I'm glad she left this site because we would have roasted the living shit out of her by now.

yea pretty much lmao

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π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

shes talked like so much shit on amy

amy did NOT deserve that

β„‘π”ͺ π”šπ”¦π”±π”₯ 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔑

ohh shiiii wht happend 2 her?

Homewrecker

leosarefire14

amy did NOT deserve that

literally

Hi bitches

π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

shes talked like so much shit on amy

I mean I talked shit Abt Amy too

β„‘π”ͺ π”šπ”¦π”±π”₯ 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔑

COUGH*****WHEEZEZ****

Bro needs more RAP-DROPS

leosarefire14

fuck you caley

who tf is caley

π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

even convinced me to CONTINUE being mean amy

tf

β„‘π”ͺ π”šπ”¦π”±π”₯ 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔑

sooooooooo

she sent nudes to a guy who had a gf

No damn 20 year old wrote this

RapBoat

No damn 20 year old wrote this

im 20 im serious

JazzyπŸ’•

she sent nudes to a guy who had a gf

thats nasty

Kim:)

im 20 im serious

20 years old on this site is insane Grandma

π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

i kinda lied to her face

what did u say

RapBoat

20 years old on this site is insane Grandma

what bitch im not old tf

leosarefire14

SHE IS PRETTY THO MADI

only with all that makeup she had on

Kim:)

what bitch im not old tf

I didn’t realize they had INTERNET ACCESS at the retirement home

Kim:)

what bitch im not old tf

it is for someone on a site where the average age is like...15

RapBoat

I didn’t realize they had INTERNET ACCESS at the retirement home

U UGLY FUCKER

RAP SUCKS ASS AND IT CAN SUCK U

JazzyπŸ’•

I think most ppl love cute with glasses

fr

Kim:)

RAP SUCKS ASS AND IT CAN SUCK U

RAP IS EXISTENCE!!!!!!!

JazzyπŸ’•

I think most ppl love cute with glasses

my man has glasses but he wears contacts

HOW DARE YOU DISRESPECT RAP CULTURE LIKE THAT!!!!!!!!!

leosarefire14

my man has glasses but he wears contacts

tell him to put them fucking glasses on

leosarefire14

my man has glasses but he wears contacts

mine has glasses but refuses to wear them so hes blind

OK AND PPLE WHO RAP CAN SUCK UR DICK RAPBOAT

π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

Latina wannabe fr

she looks like a china doll...

π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

Latina wannabe fr

that bitch could never be latina

π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

MAL!

WHAT

all yall motherfucking bitches

Kim:)

all yall motherfucking bitches

tf you yappin abt

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Kim:)

OK AND PPLE WHO RAP CAN SUCK UR DICK RAPBOAT

You are a COCK-GURGLING SWIFTIE WHORE

Kim:)

all yall motherfucking bitches

If you a grown ass man apparently who the fuck says that to a bunch of 13-16 year olds πŸ’€

π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

12-13

SHE TURNED 13 IN SEPTEMBER (we share a bday)

she called me a pick me but she CANNOT be talking

SHE USED TO VAPE WHEN WE WERE ON CALL WITH HER

natalie 🫦

If you a grown ass man apparently who the fuck says that to a bunch of 13-16 year olds πŸ’€

Woman*

leosarefire14

she called me a pick me but she CANNOT be talking

fr

RapBoat

You are a COCK-GURGLING SWIFTIE WHORE

Leave the DARK-SIDE, and join us RAPPERS at the good side

Then you’d become less of a slag

RapBoat

Leave the DARK-SIDE, and join us RAPPERS at the good side

Rapboat are you gonna be nice noww 🀨

π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

unless i hate you ill make it very obvious bro and tell u straight up

fr

natalie 🫦

Rapboat are you gonna be nice noww 🀨

If you admit that RAP is by far the greatest genre of music, and that POP and TAYLOR SWIFT sucks ass

Then I might consider it

she probably like yells at her parents to give her money

RapBoat

If you admit that RAP is by far the greatest genre of music, and that POP and TAYLOR SWIFT sucks ass

Then yesss but I like hip hop too..

Her mom would literally let her go out in the most fucking scandalous outfits

natalie 🫦

Then yesss but I like hip hop too..

Rap, hiphop, whatever you wanna call it, but FUCK POP!!!!!!!

π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

YOU HAVE ONLY ONE THING TO USE AGAISNT ME AND THAT WAS "im weird"

YKNOW THEY DONT GOT NOTHING AGAINST YOU WHEN ALL THEY CAN SAY IS YOURE WEIRD LIKE TF

π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

Chill out bro im me and jake are still teens

teen love <3

leosarefire14

teen love <3

Pedo?

RapBoat

Rap, hiphop, whatever you wanna call it, but FUCK POP!!!!!!!

Err err

π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

SHES SO DISRESPECTFUL TO HER DAD

if i was ever disrespectful to my mom i would get my ass beat

β„‘π”ͺ π”šπ”¦π”±π”₯ 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔑

til it's 18-17....

Isn’t Jake 17..

BRO IF I WAS DISRESPECTFUL TO MY PARENTS I WOULD HAVE LITERALLY BEEN DEAD ALREADY

β„‘π”ͺ π”šπ”¦π”±π”₯ 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔑

AALR BYEE FRIENDS!!!!

GO AWAY

π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

I like em older

real

leosarefire14

16 and 17 is a good age gap

Nobody’s gonna care when you’re 50 and she’s 35

RapBoat

Nobody’s gonna care when you’re 50 and she’s 35

Which means a 25 YEAR OLD can date a 10 YEAR OLD

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RapBoat

Which means a 25 YEAR OLD can date a 10 YEAR OLD

NAUR 😭

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leosarefire14

this is why the other ethan is better

Ethan Li is 17 and acts like he’s 10

β„‘π”ͺ π”šπ”¦π”±π”₯ 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔑

HEY ;(

i mean he's my boyfriend so i'll always think of him as the better ethan yk

RapBoat

Ethan Li is 17 and acts like he’s 10

no he has shit he's been dealing with

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HOT CHEETO GIRL

IM HOT CHEETO GIRL ONLY AT HOME HTOUGH

leosarefire14

rapboat istg if you dox ethan again

I didn’t doxx anybody

What the fuck are you smoking

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LIKE YALL CAN NOT GET MAD

ok now I'm scared

That’s doxxing????

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SHE HITTED ON JAKE

i remember

IF HIS LAST NAME IS TWO FUCKING LETTERS THEN IT’S NOT DOXXING!!!!

β„‘π”ͺ π”šπ”¦π”±π”₯ 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔑

alr back

This bih

β„‘π”ͺ π”šπ”¦π”±π”₯ 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔑

alr back

smh

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SHE HITTED ON JAKE

BRO FR WILL GO FOR ANYONE

RapBoat

IF HIS LAST NAME IS TWO FUCKING LETTERS THEN IT’S NOT DOXXING!!!!

stop talking shit about him

No cus fr she be doing wayyy too much and saying too much shit to be doing all that

leosarefire14

stop talking shit about him

I literally just stated a neutral fact