Post

No.

YUH HUH

hes a fucking god

No.

then whose the best rapper, dagger?

pull up to my regatta fam

IM COMING AMY

my state is pretty close to nc

https://www.billboard.com/lists/best-rappers-all-time/2-kendrick-lamar/

NUH UH PLAYBOI ON TOP

No.

hes not even tht good 😭

kendrick soass

so gay

Cash Carti isgood

no playboy carti

i mean i like some of his songs but hes def def not best

Jay Z is at the top of the list.

muse

fuse

CARTI IS KING

No,

HES KING

No.

MODERN RAP IS STRAIGHT DOG SHIT

depends on who its from tbh

idk guys I think that the Dora theme song is peak

y'all r wrong

Frfr

NO ID DOESNT

ALL MODERN RAP IS STRAIGHT ASS

Exactly

The old rap is fire

This is why you’re my daddy

Eminem, BIG, Snoop Dogg, MF Doom, etc

youtu.be/v-M16fIFu0I?si=P3KK8u6dwxGgBi0W

AYEE I GOT A GOOD SONG FOR YALL TOO LISTEN TOO

Hehe<3

TRUST ME

Wade wade

Wsp

I saw snoop dogs wine brand yesterday

Look that JUST got posted

crazy

What did?

CHAT WATCH THIS PLS

youtu.be/v-M16fIFu0I?si=P3KK8u6dwxGgBi0W

IT IS FUCKING AWSOME

Woah

IT HAS SNOOP , AND OTHERS LIKE DIDDY ALSO

HEY WTF U ASS HOLE.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=5cXGtneAmps

Why did you space out asshole

FUCK U TF U DELETE THAT FOR

CUZ I DID U ASS HOLE.

That’s goofy

Cum

NOW PLS LISTEN TO THIS SONG

www.youtube.com/watch?v=5cXGtneAmps

Nut

Nuh uh

LISTEN TOO IT WADE

*to

sthu

js listen to it

yuhhhh

only song I like from playboi carti is I miss the RAGE x

Far from the BEST rapper, sky and magnolia are ok i guess. Also not a great lyricist

Womp

RAPBOAT DID U LISTEN TO THE SONG I POSTED?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=5cXGtneAmps

ITS RLLY GOOD

TRUST ME

!!!

broken time?

jinx?

Huh

I’ll do it later, I’m cooking in the jokes section right now

was from yesterday lmao

wade I have a 5 gb

drive

don't fw me :))))))

W

lmao

8 PPLS and it's ded....

WSG ETHAN AND WADE

HI OPAL

meow

LISTEN TO A GOOD SONG OF MINE?

.

where is everybody

www.youtube.com/watch?v=5cXGtneAmps

idfk they died

aw man

AWH MAN>?

SO WE BACK INDA MINE

im said they all died

GOT MY PICKAXE SWINGIN FROM SIDE 2 SIDE

S-s -SIDE FROM SIDE

people will run away from you

This task, a grueling one

you should put away your pickaxe

Hope to find some diamonds tonight, night, night

Diamonds tonight Heads up

You hear a sound, turn around and look up

Total shock fills your body

Murphy’s part is INSANE

Oh, no, it's you again I can never forget those eyes, eyes, eyes Eyes-eye-eyes

mind craft

REAL IKR LMAO

'Cause, baby, tonight The creeper's tryna steal all our stuff again 'Cause, baby, tonight You grab your pick, shovel, and bolt again And run, run until it's done, done

go away pedoboat

Until the sun comes up in the morning 'Cause, baby, tonight The creeper's tryna steal all our stuff again Just when you think you're safe Overhear some hissing from right behind Right-right behind That's a nice life you have Shame it's gotta end at this time, time, time Time-time-time-time

Blows up Then your health bar drops and you could use a one-up Get inside, don't be tardy So, now you're stuck in there Half a heart is left, but don't die, die, die Die-die-die 'Cause, baby, tonight The creeper's tryna steal all our stuff again 'Cause, baby, tonight You grab your pick, shovel, and bolt again And run, run until it's done, done Until the sun comes up in the morning 'Cause, baby, tonight The creeper's tryna steal all our stuff again Dig up diamonds and craft those diamonds And make some armor, get it, baby Go and forge that like you so MLG pro The sword's made of diamonds, so come at me, bro, huh Training in your room under the torchlight Hone that form to get you ready for the big fight Every single day and the whole night Creeper's out prowlin', hoo, alright Look at me, look at you Take my revenge, that's what I'm gonna do I'm a warrior, baby, what else is new? And my blade's gonna tear through you, bring it 'Cause, baby, tonight

LEO THE PEDO!!!!!!!!

ethan shut up

The creeper's tryna steal all our stuff again (Gather your stuff, yeah, let's take back the world) Yeah, baby, tonight Grab your sword, armor and go (it's on) Take your revenge (whoa), oh-oh, oh-oh So fight, fight, like it's the last, last night Of your life, life, show them your bite (whoa) 'Cause, baby, tonight The creeper's tryna steal all our stuff again 'Cause, baby, tonight You grab your pick, shovel and bolt again And run, run until it's done, done Until the sun comes up in the morn' 'Cause, baby, tonight (c'mon, swing your sword up high, c'mon) The creeper's tryna steal all our stuff again (swing your sword up, oh)

alr I'm done lmao

im not a pedophile dumbass

You’re older than me

hi

how old are you?

.

ARSON

POOKIEEE

NUH uh

BARFSON-IS-FUN!!!!!!!!!!

LEOOO

hii

PPOOOKIEEE

POOKIE HRU

I MISSED YOU

im half alseep hbu

LMAO I WAS ON YESTERDAYY

Rapboattt Wsg man

huh

Sup WADE

i cant go on this weekend i am going to travel somewehere

I'm gooood its fridayyy

yayyy

hehehe im time traveller its a saturday for me :DDD

I'm bored

lol

We GET IT, you’re not american

alr time traveler

tell me my future?

Lmao

U will die of testicular cancer at 35

arson if its true

watch this

www.youtube.com/shorts/uNLyr3luRP8

Same

#2 and #3 are IMPOSSIBLE for arson

i dont say that?

💀

Because she’s too much of a fatass to EXERCISE, and she has no friends to text

you're gonna become an edgar

real

you're going to have 60 children

.

with dani.

right?

No with jake

no

.....

kms

rq

with your dog

YKw leo

I found u on yt

www.youtube.com/shorts/6X2jaQUnx5s

lmao im joking its with dani

They will find u and experiment on u to find out how

Nah ryle

fuck that bitch

fuck no

I ain't going with a fucking thot

Who

Leo? spice senses 1000+?

Literally?

my ex

fuck no

FR I LOVE THE SPICE

dumbfuck

I will never

fucking date her again.

Oh 😭

yep tht bitch

I REMEMBER WHEN YALL DID

Which one listens to more RAP

spice = lifestyle

I like Spicy stuff

That’s the REAL question

But I'm more for sweets

Did someone say Rap?

hey wade

cool.

I wish i didnt

naurrrrr i felt bad for you lmfao

Hahaaaaaaa! No.

Oops 💀💀

Shy dragon evil twin?

uh oh

Like u leo 😩

AWWWW

ily pookie dookie bear

oh

Ilyyy

thks? I think I'm supposed to say thanks?

right?

idk

bro

Marry me.

Hahaa! Also no. Do not associate me with that WRETCH.

im already married :(

TO WHO

my irl bestie

but the more the merrier right

Haerin??

we're married now

YAYY

REAL

yipe

Same TALKING STYLE, same COLOR SCHEME on pfp, same “iM sO qUiRkY” personality… etc

Yayy

ME FR???? www.youtube.com/shorts/Mfk1OgY5B2Y

SHES MY POOKIE WOOKIE DOOKIE BEAR FOREVER

Wait did I get her name right???

I came first. I’m the original. She is mimicking ME.

its js her username lmfao not her real name

Oh yea 💀

its a newjeans member

Ohhhh

Wearing a tuxedo and diving flippers does NOT make one a penguin.

But penguin??

penguin

I love that one math pengiun

I like ice.

i eat ice

ice is so yumtastic

popcorn sixed ice is the best

YEAH

Frrr

YES

YESSS

arson whats ur favorite food

LIKE THE CRISHED ICEE

Yessss

Uhhhh idkk

Haerin’s mama was a DRUG ADDICT who fucked random assholes on the street for heroin. She got pregnant from one of the men she fucked. She loved heroin so much that she named her BABY after it, because she was HIGH

I like fries rice a lot tho

Fried*

The “salutations” and old speech form is MINE. I used it FIRST. EVERYTHING SHE SAYS THAT SOUNDS LIKE ME WAS MINE. She’s just a Cheap. Fucking. KNOCKOFF.

But since she was high, she MISPELLED the name, so instead of HEROIN, we got HAERIN

no haerin is a korean name well its "ha rin" but its kind of changed idk (its a newjeans member)

i love everything

gimme food

heh

You guys should RAP BATTLE

now

She took a massive SHIT on my name while I was away.

🥖🥥🍓🍏🫓🥒🌽🍏

YAYYY

Frrrr samee

Omg I love bread thoo

Fried riceee

arson try the buldak 10x spicy noodles

you will die

I gladly would. To prove that I am the ORIGINAL and I am SUPERIOR. In every way, shape, and form.

I shoulddd

If I see it I'll buy themm

corn cheese is so yumtastic

YES

huh

Ethan what's ur fav food

corn + cheese = yum

I would probably bet money on YOU winning, because shy dragon doesn’t like rap at ALL

Ahhhh it's Lunch rn

Yall r making me hungryy

I JUST ATE RAMEN AND ITS 1 am

Kid name ramen

LATE NIGHT RAMEN>>>>

i bought a microwave and its dying on the floor of my room

I most definitely would win.

Loll

i literally own a small grocery store in my bedroom bc food is so good

We must reunite Alastor and Shy dragon for an EPIC RAP BATTLE

I wanna get a mini fridge w my fav drink when I have money

The ONLY thing Shy Dragon DID NOT take from me is her saying of “whom” instead of “who”, everything else is MINE.

but uh i have to hide it all bc my mom would kill me if she knew THATS how im spending my money

Drinks**

SAME

i have a mini fridge and i put energy drinks in it lmfao

This rap battle will shake the pillars of the ENTIRE wje stratosphere

i need fuel for the grueling school day

Thousands of fans will gather

Ahhhhh I wanttt

Reall

I'd put coconut milk in

Or coco water

monster>>>

YESS

Monster is so good

I LIVE ON ENERGY DRINKS AND MICROWAVE RAMEN

LMAO FRR

im literally so unhealthy help me

That's gonna be me

We r the samee

heh lucky

I TRIED BEING HEALTHY BUT I GAVE UP

fffrrrrr

I never tried

Well, I do love an audience..

guys pull up to my regatta

I breath carbon dioxide , drink it , and eat it, don't fw me.

BET

AMY CHECK WJE CRW

i succeeded for.... 12 hours and then i got hungry

bitch, stop doxxing urself

i live an hour away

💀

heyyy dont call amy a bitch

literally pipe down

Girl rapboats gonna challenge u to rap battle irl

even more info

got it

That is very rude to call a woman a BITCH.

u don’t even know what direction 😭

shut up wade you call women bitches all the time

bro is on to absolutely nothing

yea, i should only call WOMEN bitches

AMY CHECKKKKKK NOWWwWWWWWAwwww

That’s…the same thing but can’t say I didn’t try!

Actually u could make a perimeter around the location of anything an hour away and slowly find u

alastor back

Fun activities

oh

^^^^^^^^exactly^^^^^

if you do that u have wayyy too much time on ur hands

fr

touch grass or smth idk

i dont stalk

Ikr

Me neither

i maybe stalked my seventh grade crush but uh

we dont talk about that

BAJAAHAAAHAHAHA

Maybe I stalked my sister in a home depot and kidnaped her buttt

WHAT.

RAPBOAT, when will this “Epic Rap Battle” commence? I am VERY eager to FLAME this WRETCH and prove my superiority.

Nobody needs to know

LMAO

I'm devious

go go go go

u kidnapped her butt?

gyatless

NOOO LMAO

U DID NOTTT 😭😭😭

Amy knows I'm devious

We all know

Ur ovulating rn

You’d make a fine Overlord.

UH OH

?

ethan you're 14 stop being like this

FR

this is unhealthy for your mental and emotional health

heh

nah

LEO DID U SEE THE HORNY ANIME GIRLS HE WAS SENDING YESTERDAY???

YES

.

CRAZY

I DID NOT WANNA SEE AL THT

i was crying

gm

im traumatized

crazy leo

I was crying

FLAPPPYYYY

it was amazing

for amy, a diagram of how we will find him

real

…him ?

thoughtless tf

Exactly

. . . .

doxxing?

*her

bro

should I start now?

jkjkjk lmoa

ye

No

That’s wonderful! Your Father would be proud.

ethan drop your school so i can pull up fr

IGH bet

okay then find out where i live 💀

hiii

🙏🙏

atpaeoiwghaiowphegioah

say less

3

2

1

it’s 12:59

uhhhh its 9:59

who was

12 59

HIII

Repeat that for the kids in the back?

1:00 am

youre wrong

…i don’t live in texas

its 1:00 now buds

I doo

arsonn

IT SUCKS

he does tho

Pookiee

erm what the skibidi

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

texas is so scary

Where did RapBoat run off to?

cuz like

why are they so

/...

like

Texan??

Ikr

ur acting 10 yo rn

I'm not from Texas soo

theyre so friendly but also so scary and also

I AM NOT FUCKING TEXAS

where u from

N

fax no printer

kind of like a little scary

FR

IM CALIFORNIAN TF?

u live in fort worth

Tf U ON BRU

im human

DUDE SAME??

I USED TO LIVE IN CALI

SAME

ive never been to cali

is it nice

yeah

where were u BORN tho

heh y'all are funny

Yea

I was born in the ghets

thck

But too many homeless ppl

thicc

wat

my friend used to live in san fransico

or like

state/

?

really close to it

bro was most definitely born in a suburban home with loving parents 💀

sf is cool when its not nighttime

I’m hungry now.

I was in the San Bernardino County

Yea no cuz any bridge u passed would have a society of homeless

LLLL texas

i was born in london

or if you dont go on the bad streets

my dads in jail .......

I was in LA

or if you dont make eye contact with people

then its cool :)

thicc

why?

my state is just better

but it’s not for child abuse is it

see

eh

loving parents

Ohio huh

I do have sum scars :)

BURN THE BRITS

new jersey

cool

i dont have the accent i moved when i was like 3

connecticut supremacy

smh the texans tryna cope saying theyre not actually texans 😭😭

I bet he’s still proud of all you have accomplished in your life. That being becoming a moderator of a jokes website…but it’s still something!

reall

partially , drugs , gang violence , and other things..........

fun

I miss LA nglll

:) ikr!

uh oh

when i grow up, i wanna be just like him!

yeah!!! no.

Ohhh

ah' mooved wheyn aye wus loike throii

imagine even HAVING a father

😭

Yeaaa idkk

😭😭

This is the end Hold your breath and count to ten Feel the Earth move and then Hear my heart burst again For this is the end I've drowned and dreamt this moment So overdue, I owe them Swept away, I'm stolen Let the sky fall When it crumbles We will stand tall Face it all together Let the sky fall When it crumbles We will stand tall Face it all together At Skyfall At Skyfall Skyfall is where we start A thousand miles and poles apart Where worlds collide and days are dark You may have my number, you can take my name But you'll never have my heart Let the sky fall (let the sky fall) When it crumbles (when it crumbles) We will stand tall (we will stand tall) Face it all together Let the sky fall (let the sky fall) When it crumbles (when it crumbles) We will stand tall (we will stand tall) Face it all together At Skyfall Where you go, I go What you see, I see I know I'd never be me Without the security Of your loving arms Keeping me from harm Put your hand in my hand And we'll stand Let the sky fall (let the sky fall) When it crumbles (when it crumbles) We will stand tall (we will stand tall) Face it all together Let the sky fall (let the sky fall) When it crumbles (when it crumbles) We will stand tall (we will stand tall) Face it all together At Skyfall Let the sky fall We will stand tall At Skyfall Ooh

You’ll have a special place in Hell!

he dipped

Mine was deported for 2 years 💀💀

all for me? yippee!

never came back with the milk

To europe

smh

Salutations!

😭😭

skill issue 💀💀💀💀💀

Yes, you’d make a fine Overlord as well.

HIIII

💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

mine left our family because he was a wife beater so my mom kicked him out

i changed my insta picture thing

SLIDE MORE ANIME.

NOW

i should call ur coach

do it

and tell him

Good for her

ethan chill buddy

kayla frfr

Mine came back tho

drop yo insta ill follow u

Yay

you have no self control

that he should let me be stroke seat

no

Has anyone seen May?

Fr gimme ur insta so I can stalk u guys moreew

you stroke enough things already

amyamy disc

www.instagram.com/amyy_is_cool/

i am never sharing my insta its public and uh i dont wanna

like ur moms pussy

GO TO WJE CREW MY FRIEND I NEED MORE>

NOW

amyy is cool

Sent u a request I think??

and jakes dick

Oh sry I meant amy 😭😭

Bro WTF is going on, jesus christ

Idc about leasing my insta cuz I never post

Leaking**

Idk

You’ll learn to get used to it.

..jake?

hes dating madi

I'VE BEEN HERE

Jake is gay

im NOtttt giving out my insta to yall 😭

thats me

HI FLAPPY

THE LORD

Ah, I see! I don’t think we’ve formally met!

wsp

guys Imma dox Jake rn , I made a yt vid on him!!!!!!!!!

JESUS!?

YOUR NOT REAL

HERE IMMMA DELETE RQ WHEN DONE

You called?

i am jesus christ

BS

Let's feed chickems grandma

Jesus Christ would not waste time of this sight

If that’s Jesus Christ it would be wise for me to leave.

lmao

SEND IT ONE MORE TIME

Yes

i didnt grab za link

It's fake 💀

*holy light* *holy music* fuck you bitch-boy

oh okay nevermind :D

*site*

It was the LeBron meme

you are my sunshine

You are my sunshije

I didn’t take Jesus for a savage

JINX

My only sunshine

AHHHH

YA

me and the boys at the final supper

tf

I owe u a soda

imagine being christian fr

Pass the bread?

Passed the salt

sure

Pass*

I be dropping blessings as fast as I be droppin them bitches

BRO I DRINK UR BLOOD AND EAT UR FLESH EVERY WEEK