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Hi

nuh uh

I barely go on here anyways-

Not as long as I live

Oh hey Wade

Hey Spinach Wsg

Not much, how about you

Yuh huh Sri lunkian

Just chillin like usual

Aaaay wsg

Who is dipshit

HI GUYS

Ching chong

AYYYYYYY

From uwu/wje crew super chill dude

😡😡😡

HUIR)W&EOR#*W(DY&*S

vjc

dffdfdfqewgef

You in New York or no?

Ching Chong is the best dude on the WJE crew fr

bruv I got a haircut from supercuts 😭😭😭

Ye

Can’t wait to see it next week rey

REY?

i gonna were a hat liek I always do

I’m just built like that

Dude fr he’s a W

I’m just built in a unorthodox fashion

lol

all three ching chongs having a cat eating convention huh

Aren’t you also Asian?

yesn't

Damn

Ooh wild Asian Gang fr

Hes a way darker Asian

burnt

W

Toast burnt you didn’t he?

may be

AYYY W ASIAN GANG

Aaaay Wsg man

Wsg Jamie

W Asian Gang fr

I kinda feel bad for toast

lol

We need like a thing

rip toast

Abt Rylee?

🙌

He pulled a me and is dating Rylee man

You dated Ry too?

Yeah she showed me the site

WILD

Rey can tell you what happened tho

INDAIN

She tried to date me on Valentine’s day, wanted my whimper audio

wat?

EXPLAIN

wat happened

dam

READ MONKEY READ

What the fuck

WAT DO I READ

Ye it was wild

uh

what.

Bruh u were there..I think?

(she wanted mine too)

(That’s gay)

amy did rylee actually date u?

i’d like to apologize to you

for being

a dick

sometimes

Yah

yeah wanna see our disc messages

I thought everyone was straight in here 😭😭😭😭

buddy

nuh uh im gud

Bro I should’ve known she was cheating 😭🙃🙃🙃

have you not met me

I’ll accept your apology but Ik it’ll happen again and I’m used to it anyway lol

👍

Damn bro she gets around

she was cheating on me with another guy lol

Yeah

This is why I don’t date

eli I have za same haircut as u now

Wade she was the one who apologized to me

:((((((((((

Oh ok

OH NO

WAIT

nah

I feel bad for you

i look

hideous

even if I war a cap, i dont got my signature hair on the front

The fuck

SHE WAS DATING ME THEN 💀💀💀

NAW

😭

😭

I dyed my hair pink once I know how you feel

Poor toast

thats wild

I swear I thought she said u were gay

ME?

Yea

💀

wat za fuq, y pink out of all colors

BRO IMA SHOOT MYSELF

I WAS LIKE 10 I DONT KNOW

NUH UH

Nah like yesterday Madi or someone said that like one of the ones she dated was gay

get the roblox gamer cut

I love that game bro

based

Wild

And I swear his name was Eli or something

she was cheating on me w him

loll

THATS MY NAME

YO

WILD FR

GODAMN IT

eli u kinda sound gay no offense

Facts but I told him I’d lay off and let him do his own thing so gotta let him do what he gonna do

Facts

we should get revenge

bu

by

um

Unless there was another one

idk

Why is Rylee dating so many people 😭😭😭😭😭

ok buh bye

homie hopper

Well I’ll say one thing, she pulls

bye eli and wade and ethan

Bye Amy

I tink she does it js to vent to somebody about her mental problems

Wait did yall date?

holy shit she would not stop crying to me

That’s low key kind of pathetic

I have shit I would vent about but I am mature and I don’t share much on here

She tried to date me, but I basically said no but said nothing but then made her a Valentines card since I felt bad but she already had a new boyfriend so I was off the hook

BET

woah there bud

Wait bro u look like me, Deja vu

Bro got that middle school Asian cut 😭😭😭

I AM THO

all asians look za same

Eli I think you’re my secret twin

You look like sai and jawala i do t wanna hear it

east asians to be specific

nice hoodie

nah bro

Thanks

np

You do tho

My hair is so ugly I got highlights and they suck ass

I was genuinely tweaking today after i got my haircut bruv 😭😭😭

I am actually so curious what you look like LoL

damn

I’m getting major Deja vu from that picture

noppers

Hmmmm

I hate supercuts bruv

The one near Walmart

I’ll send u a pic when I’m not lazing around

wait Eli where tf r u at

hmmmmm

ye :(

North Carolina

y

y would anyone willingly go to North Carolina for a trip

Family, remember my mom I told you about? I’m forced to visit

o dam bruv

YO

(Amy lives there so be careful)

Or was it Dakota?

Imagine living in the suburbs

Eh she lives on Earth

Sounds kinda gay out of context

fax bruv

The yo or what I said?

What you said

Ah shit mb

Nah it’s good

Lol

I meant “daddy I’ll show you a picture when I’m not lazing around on my couch”

lesssss gooooo I finally get to chew on some balls

boba balls

Lolllll

pause

no homo

not gay

No homo

no homo

Chewing balls is awesome no homo gunballs

We’re all zesty

Gunballs? I meant gumballs

cumballs

Bro fr

Muahahha

We got like the W chat lineup rn

YES FR

SHIT

NE TIO

me and my guy friends were on our free period and we were just sitting in the library flirting with eachother (jokingly) and this girl comes up to us and says its not ok to be gay and I said its not ok to be ugly

ME TOO

that mf snitched on me

WHERE IN NC

KINSTON

Holy shit

Run down town

Near Goldsboro

DAYUM

I grew up here

I grew up in your mothers basement

yeah she started crying but we kept on doing our thing

SHIT YOU LIVE CLOSE

That code for sweatshop?

kinkyston?

I probably lived near one 😭

I work in a Nokia one

ching chong buffet is a real thing

Or IN one

STAY BACK DENON

DEMON

The unbreakable Nokia phone

I work in Temu

She’s gonna track you down and rape you in your sleep

I work at the north pool

Imagine being Asian smh

You the sister that asked for my socials?

Woah what?

wat type of asian?

YOU’RE ASIAN

we got russians, indians, ching chongers

uhhhhh

Russians are not asian

Russia is in asian

Ingenious has a sister that asked for my socials and she’s only on like every 2 weeks so I keep forgetting if this is her or not

yes they r

So technically

Lol

no promises ;)

Ethan

wtf

去操你自己

bruv I hate how people think asian people are js east asians

💀 can anyone help me???

real

Real

I will, I’ll be there in an hour

he’s mine

smh

I have this In my screen shots (reasons unknown)

back off

💀💀💀💀😭😭😭😭

You first

bonher

DID YOU KNOW BONER ALSO MEANS MISTAKR

my friend has one of those

NO

you’re such a boner smh

I actually have 207 bones rn

that's nice

I have one big bone

DUDE ME AND MY FRIEND TYLER WERE SITTING IN CLASS AND HE YELLED HE MADE A HUGE BONER

ok bye imma shower

Bye

bye

oh !

Um

Ok

🤣

pathetic, I said I was edging during he staar test out loud

*the

wait

You failed one to a single sperm cell

So y’all go to the same school?

What a W

Yeha

yuppers

I was in class and my friend tried to do a backflip and he flipped the whole chair

Lucky, I wish we could all meet up irl

wazzzzupppp Kris

no the desk and the chair

I humped a chair in class one time

What 😭

You literally said the robot we are making would edge you 💀💀💀

Bro facts we’d have a blast

You seem fun ifl

isn't dat what's its made for?

irl

You too fr

I'd smoke a blunt wit deadpool

Totally

Nah I’m boring asf 😭

oh this guy in my health class "fucked the desk" and said there is gonna be a bunch of little desks crawling around in 9 months

Me too 😭

I said dat one time

Im a basic kid

Eli u know Chris?

that's wild lol

So chairs?

he can keep on yapping forever and forever bruv

Isn’t that Jon’s friend?

Chris N

Oh big forehead

Megamind

dam

Dude I sit with him

no he fucked the desk

Megamind 2 is a disgrace

where?

bruv for realz

BUDDY RIGHT BESIDE YOUR TABLE

His wood got wood for wood

oh ye

Try saying that 3 times fast

What is this chat

pretty much lol

His wood got wood for wood his wood got wood for wood his wood got wood for wood

shit I cant say it

Guys

?

Idk I just said it

How much wood could a wood succ succ if a woodsucc could succ wood?

The Chadliest Chad chat that has ever Chadded

ong bro

well we did say no homo

oh chunke yay youre back

wazzzzuppppppppp

True

W

no homo but hes already oiled up

🛢️🛢️🛢️

wtf is AD doing

I knew u were gonna say dat

Jiggle jiggle

one of my friends told a six grader to open the door if not he was gonna oil him up

the kid did not open the door

What the fuck?

aight imma oil you up

his ass got oiled all the way up

"if u can make them laugh and giggle, u can make their booty shake and jiggle"

no homo

Good job madi! on gettin mof - being nice btw gtg

ber

huh

gtg

bro you keep coming and going

My money don’t jiggle jiggle it folds

bye ethab

PAUSE

bye pookies

He said no homo

I’ll be back in ten

I liek to see u wiggle wiggle, fs

No homo notning is off limits

NO HOMO

It’s not gay if you have socks on

and if it's wit za homies

I’m not wearing socks, my feet are sweaty

my feet are oiled up

pause

no homo

not gay

were using vegetable oil this time

my step sister tried to get her ass stuck in the dryer so I oliled her up and she was out of there

💀💀💀

lucky

based i did that to my step brother

ikr

was he wearing socks?

Quotebook

she said she liked sweet home Alabama

lol

that's wild

no

i saw jake say the n word once and then delete it

Tf

I’ve added like 5 things from this chat into the quotebook

i liteawlly saw him say hard R

thats wild

That’s a nono word

Jake said hard r before

did u add me innit?

Better add me to

Yah

i was banging my girl when i heard a slight moan and groan. then i realised she was still alive. now thats a bad dog

which one?

jake IRL or?

Irl

nahhhhh 💀💀💀

Wait gimmie ur emails rq

He said “I have the pass”

So I can add u

didn't Jake's dad walk into his room and say that he should choose the blackest character because they're the fastest?

Is this the post everyone is at rn

Basically

I have the pass

yeah

nahhhh dis chat is ded

Say it rn

I can say it

Can’t, Matt will ban me..again

cmon wade

Dang There’s literally 13 people online

kewl

well chunke are you black

Eh fuck it

blacker than the mexicans

he’s sorta black

I can show you

guys one more time from one of you please

NOOOOOO

JKJKJK I WONT

if I say it would I get banned?

oki gud

If Matt sees

That’s a really bad dog if their not in the ground begging at the same time as asking for more and sucking

nuh uh

ur gonna ss it

Dude that photo is amazing tho

which one?

Wait who wants to be added to quotebook?

Me

I already am in za quotebook

The scared Indian

Me

back

Gimmie ur email on wje crew

you’re indian?

nuh uh

And what’s the quotebook

Chunke is

bruver im not indian

wade can i be in the quotebook please

Yah just gimmie ur email on wje crew

yes you are

what’re you

how u know?

wdym my wje crew name

you told me

Can someone tell me wha quotebook is?

No like ur google email

no I didn't dawg

yes you did

A list of our best quotes

i remember you mentioning it to me

its basically where we quote dumb shit that ppl say

I said I look Indian

Is there a link or sum to it?

wait Wade can u send me za quotebook

that's either funny or just needs to be quoted

Or is it for the mods

ill give u my email

its for anybody

i dont got za link no more

me

I need the link too

elijahn1273@gmail.com

xbling070@gmail.com

What does the n stand for

Nguyen

Haha haha I made you dox yourself

Got em

No one knows nothing about me

Bro you don’t understand how much Elijah Nguyen’s there are I’ve meet like 46

Eli how do u pronounce ur last name again

Shit I need a new gmail

nwen?

My last name is two letters 😂

Bo

Chinese?

yu?

No

xi?

No

Mi?

no

Coward

le

he

Ni

fa

no

gga

You’ll never know

I didn’t get the link goddamn.

Wait Deadpool do you have wje crew

Most people here do

Check wje crew rq

Wait why do you need to give email?

u dont need to give email

w uvadybcinoj qihgvu8h9-j0iqwanojbhuoegrw8y09qiuerhiuvkhiuiuvk

Nah this shit fucking crazy the dead Chat

Atleast we had some funny ass chats

Is Deadpool wade on wje crew

aalr imma get oiled up

can someone message amy to approved the acc i made on wje

i need it

True

cus im gonna send smth there

Chexxxxx

cus i cant send shit on the uwu crew

can I have a link to the WKE crw

today is the last day of the chromebook

WJE crew

You are on it already

https://wje-crew.mn.co/share/lVOnFodM2_UJt8u6?utm_source=manual

Bro you got to be on WJE more often

I wonder could I brush my teeth with a cock?

u can but its not gonna be clean

You fucking flash banged me with words

Lol

Ik but still

put toothpaste innit the dudes cock would like it

cus like

💀💀💀

the white stuff will be za toothpaste

eating mint while giving him a head feels good they say

bleachy fresh

cus mint is cool and refreshing

Yes exactly

Did wade dip

wait eli

Wat

ur fellow asian fella is here

chex

can yall message amy to approve my acc

wait dipsit and chunke go to the same skewl

Then I should be able to give him head and also be brushing my teeth

cus i rlly need to send these stuffs to myself cus im gonna delete it

W

i thot we already established dat

Delete what

He might’ve missed it

can luffy stretch his foreskin?

yes

i dont need cows when my foreskin cheese is enough

Definitely

Wsp yall

stuffs.

hi toasty

Nice.

yes?

Toooast Wsg pookie

eli is a fellow ching chonger of u

One more thing could I fuck a cow like how would that work

aweeee good

CHEXXX

It has so many little dicks

Wsp chwx

you'd be fuqing a female cow

So many Ching Chongs

OMGOMGOGMGO TOESTTTTTTt

Bulls are male cows

Heyyy

TOAST I HAVE A FAVOR

I RLLY NEED IT

Yeahhh

ill send u shit but like

W Asian gang

dont open it please

i like fucking female cows