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ooh

you seem fond of the letter after W in the english alphabet, and you probably think that your profile picture is intimidating/cool, correct me if i’m wrong :)

Your not wrong

unlike your grammar in that particular sentence. :)

who are u

Who is this

Look at my profile

a hacker?

yes

You hack into accs?

ur mom

What

ur mum

u heard me

ur mum or ur mom

ur dad

and how do you want us to react to that piece of very scary information?

You can hack?

act like a monkey

hes in 7th grade

same

Wait u can hack or not

prob not

he siad in a previous post that he was in 7th grade

ima hack into ur moms feet finder account

and ur a fucking suck up

if you can hack, hack into an encyclopaedia

damn

to learn proper grammar

ok

yeah, or even install grammarly

imagine having ocd and being scared of 4 bc chinese

4 is a good number

I can't think of an insult dumb enough for u to understand

nice try. ur insult is just as dumb as you are in 6th

*7th

I'm sorry that my brutal honesty inconvenienced your ego.

bc four and die in chinese make similar sounds

i don't have a large ego. nice try

bro tryna be william afton

I love what you’ve done with your hair. How do you get it to come out of your nostrils like that?

i lovee 9 in chinese

stop copying insults from the internet.

are you trying to be scary or something? you just sound ridiculously dim witted ( or i’m stupid)

nah, hes dimwitted

You’re the reason God created the middle finger. and you look like Tommy pickles

hahahaha or should i say waaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh like the babies you want us to act like?

god did not create the middle fingers. but your pickle is about existant as god is

oh no. u puwwed out da en wowd. how scawy

what the hell? being tall is good, it is not an insult as far as i know :)

look like road hog from overwatch

AAAAAAAHHHHH

why did you even come here?

Black

v

Black

Bitch, stfu. Last time you wehre here you sent fake pics saying it was you, made alts pretneding to be your freinds. Tried so so so so hard to get a gf from on here. Dont talk for shit

Black

ooh i’m being protective about wje i’d never think this day would come

Black

😱😱😱

i actually don’t care 😱

thats the color of your eyes after you 'stand up' to the 'opressors'

yes. black is a color. good job

wouldn’t it be a lack of colour?

*the

true

it is the absence of light

google

but black is the absorption of all colors

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we need jake to ban this guy

Bitch

wsg

you actually spent around 2-5 minutes of your life to write an insult that we find amusing? wow.

guys hes only on here cause he watns an online gf

that dude is spamming black

that mf

in hopes that it’ll offend us

I all ready have on

ONe

way to get one!

good job. you found the copy and paste shortcut. and wasted your time on just typing the entire goddamn thing

SHut up

yayyy

why

why?

fagot

hahaha

hahahaha

what the actual fuck? omg 🤣

u just said the nickname of a plane. good job

🤣

seriously?

LOve u

mwa

bro tried to pull slurs on us and failed like communism

uh

dang

i have a crush on u

since 2nd grade

fuck off 13yo

he called someone gay gay as an insult 🤣

uaggg yea daddy

get it

luv u bye

x is so scary 😢save us from the xx

pff. as insulting as the combination of two angles in a right angle

What the fuck

🤣

what the fuck?

duck

NOO AUTOCORRCT

ya

duck

AUTOCORRECT

BAD AUTOCORRECT

i like eating ducks

wait, how old r u again?

i hope my phone isn’t filming me bc i’m not wearing enough clothes to go outside

a sock

u wanted facts part 1

75

75 what?

ANd lonely be with me please

artemis fowl gets ocd and is scared of 4 in a book

damn

lmao

lamo

theres a bunch of people stalking

i got emotional damage from orion (alter ego)

i gtg for a sec

alr

cya

whos stalking

not shy tho. ik that

ded chat

im back

back

bebbe creffis

hi

alr

someone has a bunch of alts on rn

oh

who?

idk

could be el or opal

go to the meme section, poppy sucker

guys?

hiii =3

hi =|

hru?

798

brb

ok

alr. im back

hiii

hru?

good

i just had to shit

Oh good! did smthn good happen or is ur day just peacefuL?

its raining, so thats nice

oh

do u like the rain?

wait what state r u in?

oh right

hey thats close to me!

its fucking 70° here

Wait I didnt see this

yes

ah. the good ol' 70 IQ average state

...

sorry

im in class n im a bit busy

its fine

u can do the school stuff

hey guys

hi toast

hey cosmo

Hi Toast

Hey Soopy

how r u today

emo tosat

flappy

mm?

hi

Hey Flappy

hi

Hiii shy!

hey shy

hi toast(?)

yeh thats toast

hi sooploosh

hi again shy

i guessed from the numbers

same

Shy how r u doing today?

How are you>

yeah

Shy how r u doing today?

why did it do it twice

yeah shy, how are you

bad :)

aww did smthn happen?

u good/

?

my friend being an absolute arse :) but im okayer now

how r they being an arse?

y the smiley face

just her being toxic

aw =<

is she normally like that or is this rare for her?

is Opal online?

I dont think so

damn

What timezone is she in?

we scared her off prob

bc she said shed be on at 3:30

she was on 40 minutes ago

ouch

normal. she is a bitch and i hope she moves somewhere far away

y r u friends w her then?

don't be friends with her anymore

Dead

bc shes my friend's friend and they stick together like magnetic bookmarks but im okayyyy wbu?

oh. Im alright Ig. I finally have an IRL friend (who isnt currently in the residential area of a hospital) that I can be as open w as I am w my online firends

have u tried confronting ur friend about the toxic girl

nah

bye bye people

bye Shy. I hope ur day gets better

luv u!

same!

i thought u loved men

1.) its platonic 2.) as I have stated multiple times before I am bi n have no preference between men n women

Opal!

what?

r u opal?

wdym

No!

I'm El

message me in quotev if u r

oh

ok

i sent message

got it

:)

Opal wanted me

but idk were she is

i just can't trust anybody here anymore because so many people are alting as you or opal

hey

toast

master of my master

hru

mid

how is school going for u

mid

wrong question

how bad is school going for u

kinda bad

ah, how/

aw =<

why?

TOAST

whats wrong?

hi angel

May

ello Me

Hey May

UwU

Did smthn happen or is school just bad?

Dont wanna talk about it

oh

srry

hello again shy

Call me may

GUYS DO U WANNA BE APART OF CANDYLNAD

IM CANDYLANDS ANGEL

nah

)):

Hey May

sooploosh, send the japanese guy

Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

How are you?

Happy

Thats good

What japanese guy

OH

ur not happy toastie

HIMM

Waiting for opal to get online

mm?

No not really

Well hello

Hey Granny Police

u should b apart off candy land thts hsappy

Ok

yk that El ll on that other post? its not me. I js looked at that post. defo not me, i dont go "uwu" every ten seconds

u gotta do smthin to be tho

hey may

HI

hi amy

it was shy

hiii Amy =3\

mummy

AMY DO U WANNA JOIN CANDYLAND?

ITS LIKE A CULT IM STARTING FULL OF SURGAR

she prefers meatland

why shy? why did you pretend to be me on that post, i thought I could trust you

Yeah?

OPAL GET UR ASS ON HERE

look in her alt's bio

put🧁🎀 in ur bioo

Ok hold on

yayay

Candy, while sweet as a treat, can be harmful to your teeth in large amounts.

now get the sweet dicked suited man

cosmo y u no wanna join candylnad

Now what?

Enamel is the hardest substance in the body is it not? Why obsess over it so, Dentman? Allow yourself to succumb to your desires. Its time to eat something sweet

shy, dont avoid the question

depends how horny u are

look

at

the el II

bio

lemme looks

thats it ^^

hey guys fun fact when I was little I used to hate brushing my teeth, but my parents showed me lots of images of severe tooth decay to scare me into doing it

thats the first thing that u should do

enamel is the hardest substance in the body? MEET THE DICK

hi

MAL

Hey Mal

HI

HI GORGEOUS

WANNA JOIN CANDYLAND??????

HEYYY

depends if the dick is a vegetable

<33

HUH?

i love vegetable dick

its a cult she made

hi rhino

ITS LIKE A CULT IM MAKING BUT FULL OF SURGAR

it’s easier to suck when they’re in a wheelchair

How are you Mal

u like geezer dicks?

i like weezer dicks

guys I’m in trouble 😢

they can't really even suck

HI EMILYYY

Y

Hey Virgo

MAL JOIN CANDYLANDDDDD

uh oh. u good?

hi virgo

AMY U TOO

JOINCANDYLNAD

my mom and social studies teacher started fighting and now I’m not allowed into the social studies classroom anymore

oh shit-

oh

well uh

DAMN WHAT WERE THEY FIGHTING ABOUT

emily do u wanna join candylanddD?

hi rhino

hey cosmo

^

Enamel is tough (like me) but sugar residue from candy can erode at it, and if ignored, can lead to cavities, which may require a tooth to be removed!

wht

FLAPPY

JOIN CANDYLNAD

idk about ur first claim...

You have 32 teeth in your skull. Losing 2 or 3 wont hurt a bit

mr jonson trying to get me to leave like literally just walk out of the school and go home so then I called my mom to come get me and she started asking him who he thinks he is forcing me to go home before talking to the office

What the fuck shy, get ur ass online. why did u make that acc

it might have been from her real name or something

wait did ur teacher ban u from his class or did ur mom not want u in there

is that a bet? get me the morphine and a dental drill

whatd u do to mr jonson

my teacher tried to kick me out of his class

oh yeahhh i forgot, i know her first name, sorry shy!

oh

um so basically I was fighting with this one guy

HI FLAPPY

stop jumping to conclusions

AMY

BBG

and I threw a stapler at him

based

oh

YOU WHAT 😭

and he threw a big ass pencil sharpener at me

No, we had each other's emails and it had her whole name in it and her name for short is El.

wth????

If it were me I would have pressed the stapler down on him so that he got stapled a lot

WHERE THE FUCK DO YOU GO TO SCHOOL, HELL?

oh

why?

I stated that wrong you jumped to the conclusion that she was alting as u

maybe try like

no it’s just ghetto asf

moving

toa less ghetto city

so we both got in trouble

CLEARLY 😭

YOU said it was her tho-

WAIT ARE YOU HURT EMILY?

and his parents finna tag team him with the beatings

no💀

but you jumped to the conclusion that she was pretenting to be u

okay cause i thought maybe the pencil sharpener hit you or smth

While humans do have 32 teeth, many teeth serve unique purposes, and losing 2 of those unique teeth could make eating and talking much more difficult. Furthermore, you ignore the fact that cavities can lead to severe infections that may even rot the jawbones, leading to a permanent disfigurement

stop being dentist propogand

a

Hey flappy

Well, it doesnt matter, I apologise

oh no definitely not he’s bad at aiming

apologised*

Wait emily what did he do to provoke the stapler attack?

It was like across the classroom tho

okay good :)

can’t he get like fired for that

yeah. we got that

i hope he does

wyat

oh, sorry! (sarcasm)

OU SJOF

no no no that was another STUDENT

OH SHOT

Wait the teacher threw the penci sharpener??

oh

no

oh kk

OH NOW I GET IT

SORRY IM DUMB

wait so what did the student do to get u to throw the stapler at him

OML I THOUGH THE TEACHER THREW IT AT YOU 💀

damn. you could get him in serious trouble for that

he was pissing me tf off and talking abt how he should get my friend a vibrator and stuff so I was like …………………

why was he talking about getting your friend a vibrator ? 😭

yeah that sounds like borderline sexual harassment

cause she has a nice ass body bro

U should have walked up to him and push the stapler onto him so he gets stapled

what the hell?

and THEN when ur done w that bang his head w the staper

What

n then grab him by the head, pull his mouth open, and spit a laser into his throat until his head comes off

Tf

snap the stapler on his finger. that will hurt a million times more than you think

Like thus

i just realized how sadistic we all are

All?

TIE HIM TO A TABLE AND...

yeah. welcome to the internet

We?

all

we

Whos we?

I'm EXTRA sadistic

so I was obviously like bitch ur not fucking funny let’s talk about ur hairline instead and his ass got up and started yapping abt how I target him and stuff and im like bro

congratulations

Bro where the hell is opal

why 💀

yas,

Reasons

uh huh

She wants me but isnt online

Damn

shoulda thrown the whole ass desk online

*at him

lol

REAL

my fingers bleeding

the most sadistic here is angel. and shes also slightly masochistic...

ur cat again?

here 🩹

no but then it started escalating and i called him shorty and that rly set him off

FLAPS

*wet hairy flaps

I'm super machanolic

damn. who knew shorty could be such a triggering insult

no i was being a dumbass an i tripped while walking up the stairs 😭

STOP PLEASE

okay guys I have to go now

ouch

Hey flappy

BYE EMILYYY <3

dont all me thatc

talk to him and his family and the principal 😢💀😔

call

the stairs? 💀💀💀

GL

😔

I’m sorry flappy bird

stairs can be evil, give her a break

Good luxk!

Life can be evil, see?

my friends were being unfunny and i was distracted and i was holding smth and cut it on the thing i was holding

ohhhhh that makes more sense

ouch

ouch

🩹🩹😔

atleast u didn't trip over ur cat. then you'd have no leg to stand on

once i did that and he looked so hurt and sad and betrayed after

i feltso bad

ouch

thnk you

u need to stop being accident prone

at least a nail didnt slice through ur foot :)

its probably the stairs fault

but a laptop sliced through my finger bro 😭

amatuer

ever slammed into a cliff

ever gone through a bike crash?

how sharp is your laptop

ever had a panic attack?

yeah

how?

they're fucking horrible

oof

feels like your dying

sometikes you wish you would

yeah

I had four in one night lol

ouch

you cant breath and you literally pass out

i never had one that bad

oh. yeah, they can get pretty bad

my worst one had me hyperventilating for almost half an hout

*hour

i nearly passed out on three and passed out on the fourth, all times is nearly threw up and i could not breath

ikr! people were making fun of me but others thought i was literally dying

El

yeah?

whens opal gonna be online

idk

she left b4 i came online

damn

im waiting for her to tell me what she wanted to tell me

i had 6 light ones in one day, but they still feel horrible.

el, does ur school have a therapist?

because nobody ur age should ever have anything this bad

yeah, but they wont see me.

I went to a massive sleepover with 100 girls from my school and thats when it happened (secondary chool)

not that sharp

im just talented

shit.

why?

thats fucking wrong af

ded chat

dead;

yes

hey cosmp

who here has discord

much ded

i do

can i add u?

my name is A random person called El

ok

dead

i know you are

is it a server?

or what

or just for dms

yes, called "idk". Also if you wanna find my, my account is A random person called El

https://discord.gg/jYCdqe4Q

is it working? the link?

cosmo?

who else is in it

im in school rn, so except me to ghost for a bit

alr

nobody

wsg

id rather talk on a server w/ more people tho

delete

pls

too late

sorry!

anyone else wanna join my discord?

https://discord.gg/jYCdqe4Q

its so dead

anyone?

GUYS HELP

I UFCKED UP

BAD

when?why?how?

😭

what?

hey may

hi

May

do u have discord?

yes

but im not joining

TOASTIE HELP

oh

SO I HAD VERONICAS CHREOMBOOK

ND I ACCADENTLY BROKE IT

?

why not

cuz i don wanna

lol sucks to be u

ok

oh

is she a good friend?

yes

shes my sister

OH

ut i feel horrible

nvm youre kinda fucked

NOT ACTUALLY MY SISTER

OH

wait school ome?

mhm

so theylll give her a new one

wait she wont care if her dads mad at her

but she might be mad

ugh idk i feel so bad

THIS IS THE SECOND CHREOMBOOK I BROKE THIS YEAR

My friend broke the school ipad

he bit it

thats how i broke one of my chreombooks

ur dead

She should just say she fell

oop

yeah..

she wont blame me

me nd her are like🤞

then your fine

Hey do you know if Opal is online?

no

damn

except if she dosent have insurence its 200

$

oh

ooh

das not good

MAL

i think she dose have insurence

MAOALALALALALLALALALALALALALALA