Alastor?
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Alastor
Yes?
Sunflower
r yall good?? lol
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okkok
Jake ツ
All ass store
Sunflower
I love ass
zmiahh
charlie
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GUYSSY
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IMA GET MARRIED IN
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3,760 days
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TEXASN GUY
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we both are going to moveto canada
mal
hi
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GUYS
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IN 3,760 DAYS IMA GET MARRIED
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
hiii -3
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MAY 23RD 2034
Sunflower
you already have the day?!?!
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YES
zmiahh
char
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mmm
zmiahh
char
Alastor
Hm?
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hm?
SwimmingWithJake
So Jake is a pedophile? Can't say I'm surprised there.
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
Yall my tummy hurtssss
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
im gonna dieee
SwimmingWithJake
So now, are you guys surprised Jake is a pedo?
SwimmingWithJake
When I found out I was like: "No surprise there".
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
how did u find out
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
what is ur proof
SwimmingWithJake
In fact it was only a matter of time before WJE got wise
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
what is ur PROOF
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
proof?
SwimmingWithJake
Go look
SwimmingWithJake
GO GO GO
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
I dont know what post ur talking abt tho
SwimmingWithJake
On old posts in community from 2023
zmiahh
charlie meat me after school and you will see
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
link pls
SwimmingWithJake
He was grooming the community within just 5 days
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
yeh thats rlly old and thats a whole years worth of post
SwimmingWithJake
wherein he would rape the children and consume their flesh just like my fahdur
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
yeh thats rlly old and thats a whole years worth of posts
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near quinns locker?
SwimmingWithJake
Jake goes to old pools and holds his breath.
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
Spacium Beam!
SwimmingWithJake
when someone goes to swim, he attacks.
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
M78 ray!
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
Also Sapcium beam
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
Metalium beam!
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
SHIT I FORGOT
SwimmingWithJake
so you know the myth that dolphins and whales rape peopel, it's actually jake
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
Emerium beam!
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
Colorium beam!!
𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟
wheres my jakey valentine <3
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
The six Ultra brothers have defeated the troll acc
SwimmingWithJake
wheres my jakey valentine <3
Jake is in the old poolhouse waiting for children to swim by
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nah im textin sum1
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nd irdc
SwimmingWithJake
As a pedophile myself, I support his decision, though.
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
How did u survive
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
the six Ultrabrothers unleashed an all out attack
SwimmingWithJake
THE LGBTQ (G stands for groomer) community is based
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r u dhamer
SwimmingWithJake
When I come back home my parents ask me why I'm limping
SwimmingWithJake
How did you know
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ya i can tell when u walk around with ur friends before school starts
hey....................................... That- is not wrong ><
Cosmologistinterntobe
wsg guys
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noo but like
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Who are u 0-0
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
COSMOOOO
Cosmologistinterntobe
hi soopy
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
Hiii =3 hru?
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okie*
Cosmologistinterntobe
im not a pedo in the pedo book
zmiahh
gtg bye cya after school charlie
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
Did u see cosmo that the six Ultra brothers destroyed it
Cosmologistinterntobe
hi wade
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
WADEEEEE
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
WADE DO U LIKE HAZBIN HOTEL THIS IS IMPORTANT
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
do u like the character alastor?
mal
hi
Cosmologistinterntobe
hi rhino
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
Also Cosmo, if u were to put a large object inbetween to Colliding supermassive black holes, how destroyed would the object be
mal
hey cosmo
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
also would the object have any hopes of escaping n if so how would it do so?
Cosmologistinterntobe
how far would the blackholes be apart
Headpool
Soop what is this abt?
AlastorIsn'tGayde
It's not him
AlastorIsn'tGayde
i checked ip addy
AlastorIsn'tGayde
Alastor is sum1 else
Headpool
I’m confuzzled
mal
me too
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
Hiii rhino =3
mal
heyyy soop
mal
im pretty good
mal
hbu
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
Im bad
ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡
Yeh , I gone
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
I have a tummyache n its rlly icky
mal
oh damn
mal
lmao
ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡
Wade?
Alastor
No
Flappy.
MALLLRD
ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡
Wadeeeeee
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
Hi Ethan
ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡
Sup, wade wya
mal
FLAPPY
mal
HIHIHI
ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡
WADE YA JACKASS TF U AT?
mal
oh my gos
mal
gosh
ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡
Fuck gtg
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
he left bc I scared him
Flappy.
FLAPPY
IM HUNGRYYYY AND THE STUPID FUCKING LITTLE WINDSTORM STOPPWD SO I STILL HAVE TO GO TO PRACTICE LATER SMH
mal
lmao
mal
IM HUNGRYYYY AND THE STUPID FUCKING LITTLE WINDSTORM STOPPWD SO I STILL HAVE TO GO TO PRACTICE LATER SMH
NOOOO
Flappy.
and i have to do so much
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
Wade what is ur favorite Godzilla moment?
Flappy.
aw man i really should be taking notes rn
Flappy.
i don't wanna
mal
lmao
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
Wait have u seen Godzilla vs Gigan rex or Godzilla vs Megalon 2023?
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
the short films they made?
Headpool
Nop
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
watch Gigan rex first n then megalon they're both rlly
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
just turn caption on
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
they're both on youtube
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
Also I think ur gonna rlly like the Megalon one (but its imperative u watch the gigan one first or else it wont make sense)
mal
NUH UH
Headpool
YES
mal
NUH UH.
mal
😔
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
When he slid across the floor using his tail
I rlly like that scene genuinely, like Ik its rlly goofy, but its just like Godzilla using his atomic breath to drill into the hollow earth where its insane n silly but i rlly liked it
mal
OH BRB
Jake ツ
TROLL ROMANCE?
Headpool
TROLLL ROMMMANCE
Jake ツ
TROLL ROMANCE
Jake ツ
♥️♠️♦️♣️
mal
NUH U H
mal
STOP
mal
NO
Headpool
GET THE CHART
Headpool
GET THE CHART JAKE
Headpool
GET THE 20 PARAGRAPH LONG EXPLANATION
mal
NONONONONONO
Headpool
YEYEYEYEYEYEYEYEYE
mal
STOPIT
mal
YOU MEANIE BUTT
Headpool
YEEEERRRRRRRRR
mal
BURNT CEREAL BOWL
mal
SALTY SALSA
Headpool
YEEEEEEERRRRRRR
mal
TORTILLA CHIP
Headpool
JAKE GET DA CHURT
mal
WALMART BAG
mal
LOOKIN ASS
Kristian‽
fghjkl;'
Headpool
JEEEEEEKEEEE GEEEET DUUUUURR CHURRRRRT
Kristian‽
wadeypoo
mal
NUH
mal
UH
Kristian‽
pluh
Kristian‽
pluhhhhh
Kristian‽
pluuuuhhh
Headpool
pluuuuuuuuuuuhhh
mal
oh
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
Im dyinnngggg im in so muh pain im gonna explode releasing enormous amounts of radiation, vaporizing the earths surface and atmosphere
Headpool
Whered Jake go?
mal
oh
mal
cute
Headpool
JAKE COME BACK OR UR GAY
mal
HE IS GAY THOUGH
Headpool
HES ABOUT TO CONFIRM IT
mal
DAMN
mal
i love another walter.
Headpool
JAKE IF YOU DONT COME BACK MADI IS A MAN
mal
OH.
mal
OH NO.
mal
OH DEAR GOD.
Kristian‽
frghjygfjyf
Kristian‽
gy'
mal
j
Headpool
Burrrrrrd
Kristian‽
person walked by
mal
dfg
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
We're not even close yet
mal
bahahahs
mal
i think jake died
Headpool
GUYS MADI IS A MAN
Headpool
JAKE DIDNT CUM BACK
mal
OH NO
Jake ツ
IM DOING MATH
Jake ツ
IM STRUGGLING
Headpool
HOLY SHIT HES ALIVE
Kristian‽
im doing pcc
mal
WHAT KINDA MATH
Headpool
UR STILL GAY THO
Jake ツ
SOLVING RATIONAL FUNCTIONS WITH EXTRANEOUS SOLUTIONS
mal
help my bf j tried to spell squeeze nd he said squiz 💀
Jake ツ
squiz sounds both super sexual and super wholesome at the same time
mal
oml it does 😭
Jake ツ
Mal I think you me and madi are the only people on WJE in a relationship
mal
damn thats crazy
Jake ツ
GUYS THIS MATH FUCKING SUCKS EVERY TIME I THINK I UNDERSTAND IT I DO SOMETHING WRONG
mal
WHATS YOUR GRADE IN MATH
Jake ツ
ITS LIKE A FUCKING C-
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
Wait what grade r u in
Jake ツ
I DONT UNDERSTAND THIS SHIT
mal
I AM FAILING BY 3 POINTS.
Jake ツ
NO MATTER HOW MUCH I PAY ATTENTION
Jake ツ
I FUCKING MATHWAY ALL MY ASSIGNMENTS AND I STILL HAVE A C-
mal
NO SAME
mal
I GOT A 66 ON MY MATH PROJECT
mal
CUS I MISREAD THE INSTRUCTIONS
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
i feel bad for u. I wish I knew how to help u
mal
IT LIKE GAVE THE ANSWER TO ONE OF THE THINGS BUT I READ IT WRONG SO LIKE
mal
THEN I GOT ALLLLLL THE QUESTIONS WRONG
Jake ツ
man life sucks ass
Jake ツ
i dont wanna do shit
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
i gtg bye yall luv u
mal
byee
mal
dead chat
Cosmologistinterntobe
sorry guys. im back
Jake ツ
cosmo
mal
hi
Cosmologistinterntobe
hi rhino
mal
hru
Cosmologistinterntobe
good. im in math rn
Kristian‽
i hate women
Cosmologistinterntobe
its easy stuff
mal
LMAO
Cosmologistinterntobe
i only sexually love women
Kristian‽
i called the suicide hotline in afghanistan
Kristian‽
they all got excited and asked if i could drive a truck
Cosmologistinterntobe
their hotline is happy if u can help
𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟
are you tryna get fucked up wade
Cosmologistinterntobe
they don't need the hotline anymore
Cosmologistinterntobe
hi madi
𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟
hi cosmo
𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟
good
𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟
until wade existed
Cosmologistinterntobe
how dare u inslut my master
Cosmologistinterntobe
*insult
Cosmologistinterntobe
ded chat
Sunflower
are your friends okay?!