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just smack her

no

im not gonna start smthin

hey angel

Hiiiiiiiiiiiii

shoot her

Introducing the Book of Skibidi Chapter 1: The Creation of Skibidi 1. In the beginning, there was a humble toilet named Skibidi, residing within the town of Skibidiville. 2. Skibidi possessed a mysterious power, to teleport anyone sitting upon it to distant lands. 3. Skibidi was not of the ordinary, for it brought joy, adventure, and unexpected encounters. Chapter 2: The First Journey 1. Tommy, the youngest of the Miller family, was the first to experience Skibidi's enchanting teleportation abilities. 2. Through Skibidi, Tommy was transported to a bustling market square in Morocco, where he encountered the warmth and kindness of the locals. 3. This journey taught Tommy and his family to appreciate the beauty of different cultures and the significance of unexpected adventures. Chapter 3: Skibidi's Mischievous Ways 1. Skibidi's mischievous heart led to numerous unexpected journeys for those who sat upon it. 2. Each journey brought with it valuable lessons, fostering curiosity, empathy, and a broader perspective of the world. 3. Skibidi's mischief reminded the people of Skibidiville to embrace the unexpected and find joy in the unknown. Chapter 4: The Transformative Power of Skibidi 1. Skibidi's teleportation abilities became widely known, attracting travelers and adventurers from all corners of the globe. 2. As people embarked on journeys through Skibidi, they discovered new cultures, formed lifelong friendships, and gained a deeper understanding of themselves and the world. 3. Skibidi became a symbol of unity, encouraging people to embrace diversity and celebrate the tapestry of humanity. Chapter 5: The Guides of Skibidiville 1. The residents of Skibidiville recognized the transformative power of Skibidi and embraced their roles as guides for those who sought its magical adventures. 2. They shared their stories, local traditions, and knowledge, ensuring that visitors experienced the true essence of each destination. 3. The guides of Skibidiville exemplified the kindness, hospitality, and curiosity that Skibidi inspired within their town. Chapter 6: The Eternal Legacy of Skibidi 1. Skibidi's magic continued to weave its enchantment across the generations, capturing the hearts and imaginations of countless individuals. 2. Skibidi reminded people to embrace the unexpected, find beauty in diversity, and cherish the bonds formed through shared experiences. 3. The Book of Skibidi serves as a testament to the transformative power of joy, curiosity, and the extraordinary adventures that can unfold through the humblest of objects. May the spirit of Skibidi always guide us on our journeys, teaching us to embrace the magic that lies within and around us. Amen.

im writing an agrumentaive topic about why smoking in public should be illigal

it shouldnt tho...

why

Angel

hi toastie :)

🥰

this fucking bitch is gonna get me jumped

annabell?

ill kill them

what the...

didnt you almost get jumped this morning

shes telling like 5-10 black people that i said the n word

her only evidnce

you DID say the n word

is a screenshot with no contact infor

and im gonna get jumped by like 8 dudes

rip

oh yeah this morning i watched like 15 black people walk up the stairs in the library

but the only one who wants to fight is the small one

but still

im fucked

toast

ill kill em

No

dont kill her

shes my friend

kinda

toast, just chicken out

sorta

nooooo

i guess

ill kill the person tryna fight u

im trying to avoid them

shanyra?

no

Chance

is starting it

damn

my dumbass had to wrap my hand

and then shes lying tot he rest of the group

saying she isnt lying about it

this is some bullshit

Yk what you should do

what?

blind the guy with my flashlight and beat him with it?

Better

Stab him with a broken pencil?

Form a gang within the schol

go for the balls?

no

Yes

Yeah I mean that works too

Or just don’t do shit

GET OVER HERE

Wade

hi

can i eat hee

sup bozo

Sup Toast

So how’s ur situation going

im gonna go do my work and worry about being jumped

i havent gotten jumped yet

Alr wel just update me if anything happens

WADE

i can change that

she sounds like a whore

*sleep*

https://arxiv.org/pdf/1110.3989.pdf

the title

SLKD

TOAST

not really

HELP

with?

Do it getto

i need to fight someon

w/ argumenative hsit

Fight the girl

so do it

a topicccc

get a pencil

on anything

oh

nvm i cant help

damn

ur to not smart

OMG

GUS

IS SMART

Like argue?

nope

ILL TALK TO HIM

I’m so confused

kinda

take a topic one person goes for it one against it

than you need actual proof for it

Oh I know

yeahh'

Wait how deep do u wanna go with this bc like we can do basic or we can go like Mariana trench deep

like

mid

How heated do you want this

not to

And you want to have evidence right

Like clams and backup

mhm

WE SHOULD FORM A GANG

PEAKY BLINDERS STYLE

d

So like what about

ima giv someone head

nd bite there dick

HUH

uhmmm you choose

Animal rights?

wha-

no

Or like is cereal a soup

how about

like a law

What state

Or like US law

mine

us

us law

Shit you could do the Roe vs Wade

But thats basic kinda

yeah

wait

Umm you could do like

?

https://www.indeed.com/career-advice/career-development/argumentative-essay-topics

Second amendment and if we should change it or like

maybe

like

if rigt to bare arms is allowed in a house w/ children

/young children

What ideas were you thinking

I’m all ears

Yeah something like that

okk

That’s actually a good one

Bc a lot of people would say yes and a lot of people would say no thats a good argument

And there’s plenty of sources that support both sides

ok

lets do that

witch one do you want?

Side?

yes

Wait I’m arguing with you alr

do you think they should or shoulndt

nd yes

Do you want easy or hard

i gtg ttyl

Oh shit she gone

i want hardddddd

Then do they should

ok

shit thats hard but yeah ill ttyl

Okay bye have fun in life

Now I gottta go write up a essay

*bear

Okay grammar police

actually, it’s a homophone

I want your badge number

hi

Hola opal hru

im good wbu

273116

I’m good

I want a supervisor

I want someone

john smirh

I want your supervisor

HI AMT

HI GOS

god

amy

*

Spellings on point today

its me

Hi

im the supervisor

I see

thanks .

Your officer was rude and disrespectful to me

oh man

really

Yes

I want to file a complaint

whatd they do

Rude and disrespectful

ok bet

how

GAYKE is weak af irl lmao

Called me a homefobe

Okay bet what do I do

Bro has twigs for arms

Who? Jake

Yes

where

Never seen him before

^

do you

What?

Do I what

know what a homophone is

I mean how tf do you guys honestly still support this PEDO

He’s a pedo

Yes

jake isnt a pedo

No.

Omg dude this one guy came in and had a conspiracy theory that “Madi” is Jake’s alt or something

Bro bans all the adults and leaves the little kids like opal

werent you the one saying it makes sense

Maybe

It MADE sense past tense

can yall shut up.

No.

That’s disrespectful

I mean it does

um excuse me

no

🍿🍿🍿

Bro literally plays anime games on his nintendo switch and collect funko pops

nonono put the popcorn away

i meant to gay jake isnt a pedo

🥤

🍺

Cheers mate

shush go to your room adults are speaking

Cheers

You're literally a child your opinion is worthless

now go ahead and cuss me out like the child you are

I’m 17 I’m basically an adult 👩🏽

HI FLAPPPYYYY <3

stickman?

uhh i doubt that

I was just saying man

ive seen madi and ive seen jake

well i havent seen jake

ive heard jake

and ive seen his veiny ass hands

Disgusting.

That wasn’t even my hand lmao

That makes it worse

I did it to make a joke

JAKE BRI WHAT WAS TBAT

GOD

FYM

WEBSITES ON FIRE

ghn j ∫];t/

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g.

. g; . g

nb b/..væ ,./ bh

'/ ; tt gb.h

\

cfv'

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c

edc'

''e'

cece;edwed;'wed'

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CHRISTIAN

STFU

youre really typing

Kristian*

aidyn james east

HIS HANDS ARE MINE

tri north middle school

also im very much not jakes alt

MUAHAHAHAHAH

i never said u were his alt

im too hyper to be jake anyways

WASNT TALKIN TO U KRISSY

STFU

Or are you?

YOU HOE!

WDYM OR ARE U?

BITCH?

SMH SMH

silly madi

this isnt fake

Never said it ether I was quoting some dude

smh this is why your WHITE

flapp

i will slap the shit out of u

That’s just racism

if u correct me

RESIST

NOT IF UR WHITE ITS NOT

I'm trying to help you become a better person

and um

ahem

lets take a look at our yours again

STOp

FLAPPERS

ISTG

I WILL BEAT U WITH A FISHING ROD

LMAO #goflappy

its okay i love you too

no need no need

this is why EMILYS THE FAVORITE

Flappers is going crazy rn

shes resisting the urge

OF BEING A NERD

hey madi

also i just ate a donut <3

how ironic

HI TOAST

canable

smh be quiet

hey Madi

excuuuuse me

THERES A BIG BLACK GUY BEHIND U

god do you wanna hear a funny story

Ahhh]

mb mb A NERDY GIRL WITH GLASSES AND BLUE IS GREEN EYES

Hey guys

hey flappy

i have 20/20 vision smh

hey toadt

flappy i thot u were mal

i am not mal

hey Kris

u wish u had 20/20 vision

hi cart

ghi[erq

fym

arent you the one w glasses

not me

daudafsdasdfjhawkefcj adesfjdkjsfhkjdS FCSDFJ DSFVC SDFJSLDKF;LDSJFSAD djfkadjsflka

make your new pfp a shopping cart

Sure

okay okay great

so one time maybe a month or two ago

madi

was SLANDERING my chess skills

Right okay

but then i beat her

and then

i beat her again

isnt that so funnt

LMAO

its like

wow

Go flappy

karma really happens

i know i know

cuz karma is my bf

murder!

Hi guys

hey its za walter mcwhite from za new mehico

hi

shes unfunny smh

YOU DID NOT BEAT ME IN CHESS

HI MADI

THE TIMER RAN OUT

U NEVER FUCKIN GOT MY KING U HOE!

can i deal anyone with za drugs?

yes king

SHE PUT FUCKIN 5 MINUTES ON THE TIMER

THERES DECISION MAKING IN WHERE U GO IN CHESS

yes king

MADIIIII

we had the same amount of time

hi

just be quicker

and alsi i was DESTROYING you

???

i had like all ur power pieces smh

follow the conversation.

why are we talking about chess?

Hello!

bro istg is this girl el

a little more back

hi

tylenol, are you el?

Hru?

whos el? (im new)

idk, your probably el since you type the same

no

Long story, dw about it

idk who el is

mmm-hmm

cap, you type the same way as her, and all of your alts deny it. i will trust you, but i will have my suspicions

If you are el, cool. If not, cool. But hru?

good

you make alts way too fast. take a break, we know your health is shit rn

so take a break, you rlly need it

im not el, idk who they are

that's good

take a break from wje el, making alts isnt helping shit.

who tf is el

you, dumbass

omg, shut up

why is el here again

yup, el behavior. i feel bad for you please take a break from we

wje

hi guys

el, remember what we talked about yesterday

Hi cosmo!!

hi

amy the flamy

im no EL!!!

not

bro, you british chav stfu

I WANT BEEEEEEFFFFFF

same

hamburger

no

NO

GOOD

WELL SEASONED

SOMEWHAT SWEET

B E E F

HI JAKE

HES MINE

I WOULD NEVER STEAL HIM

DON'T WORRY

ALL YOURS

BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEFFFFFFFF

I ONLY WANT MADI’S BEEF

WAIT

WELL NO THATS TRUE BUT

WTF

I should stop

OH IS THAT WHAT THAT MEANS

OOPS

IM SORRY

WALTER WHITE SAYS YALL NEED ZA DRUGS

YES

HI JAKE

HI GAYMY

ALSO I HAVE SOMETHING SPECIAL FOR YOU

WHA THAY SAY

RENPY WOOO

GUACAMOLE

AVACADO’S NUMBER

why

the squirrel’s eyes get me everytime

they’re so gorgeous

Unlike yours

HAHA

"God damn" is what Jake says everytime he sees my fatass smh

Facts

yall's relationship is cute and weird at the same time lol

IM SORRY MADI

i know

MUAHAHAHAHA

WHAT DID U DO PERC

I DIDNT KNOW WHAT BEEF MEANT

YOU IDIOT!

BAD PERC

I KNOW

IM SO SAD NOW

AW MADI YOU MADE HER SAD

😭

GOOD

CRY

CRY BITCH!

MAUHAAHAHAH

kill yourself i have nice eyes

i have better eyes

MAUAHAHAHA

HI MADI

NICE PRETTY HAZEL BROWN EYES

MAUAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH

damn

NEVER MIND I WONT CRY

SAME

FUCK OFF IM THE ORIGINAL

NEVER

ILL STEAL THE SPOTLIGHT

original gangster

FUCK OFF ORORORORROOR

I AM THE SPOTLIGHT

MUAHAAHAHHA

The best eyes <3

…

THEN ILL STEAL YOU

AND TAKE YOUR PLACE

why did you turn into a seal at the end?

jake your whole personality changes when you talk to madi

Sorry jake I need to steal madi and put her in my basement

i wanna go home

same :(

<333

Plot twist shes a seal pretending to be a human

STOP I CANT UNSEE IT NOW THT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A DOG

OROROROROROO

AFHFFHFAHFKJHFKJAFHK

I WAS RIGHT

JAKE IS DATING A SEAL

Does it?

In what ways?

CAUSE HE LOVES ME MUAHAHAHAHA

idk the heart signs

HE HAS A SOFT SPOT FOR ME BITCHES

HAHAHAHA

yeah we know madi

Madi can I put you in my basement bc I need to steal the spotlight and you are the spotlight

jake talks about fucking you liek 24/7 lol its very amusing to see

that was very aggressive

wtf did that say

*passive agressive

“i have a hard spot too”

i didnt mean it to be????

sorry

it’s okay never mind

hru amy?

bad

i didn’t have dinner breakfast or lunch

and this semester sucks ass

Is that a bad thing? 😭

not rlly

jury’s out

are any of you good at python

please

i thik perc is

MEEE

IMMA MAKE YOU DO MY HOMEWORK

okay now JAKE

help me with ap world

No

NUUUUUU FINE

ehy

why

no

Because

You’re a meanie bobeenie

Amy whats the hw

i won’t be a meanie bobeenie trust

i will be the most sweetest and bestest friend

NEVER

BUT I HAVE TO

ITS IN MY CONTRACT

I ATE IT

ITS SIGNED WITH BLOOD

BLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

JAKES BLOOD

WHAT

NOT MY TYPE A+ BLOOD

(I don’t know what my blood type is)

It's MrBeast! We need to beat T-series soon istg

Fr

MrBeast can you give me a house

Sure

But there's a hidden fee of 100,00 dollars

Hello I am jake

Hello I am mrbeast

I want money

AY

MR BEAST

GIVE ME MONEY

TOO BAD

IM BROKE

I NEED A CAR

For what reason?

Mr. beast you suck

I mean, I can give you a free iPhone

No, he good

Be sure to subscribe!

BITCH I DONT WANT A FUCKIN IPHONE

I WANT MONEY

Imma smash that subscribe button

with a hammer

me too

IamJake, stfu, i have 200,000,000 subs and you dont.

thats a lot of the population

Stfu bitch

Mrbeast EXPOSED!!????!???!!!!!!!??????!

No one likes you

Do y'all think I'm actually Mr. Beast???

Wow, I am surpirsed.

i like ur mom

I mean, I am, but

No one's falling for that bitch

Can I have a million dollars

I smashed your mom last night

Bruh what

please

hi guys?

can i get money

Hi! Mr. Beast here! Be sure to subscribe!

no

ur cringe

Who the heck are you

a human

Tylenol did ur manufacturers intentionally try and create the most abhorrent cherry flavor known to man for a contest or smthn or was that shit by accident

shut up

tru

why

why

no

Wrong reply

uh huh

We know your secrets...

uh huh

Shut up

Jk, I don't know you

ORORORORROROROR

I am jake

idc

my REAL JAKE

is hotter

smh

and tall

Damn straight

HEHEH

true

I am gay!

Hey Jimmy!

but i am jake

no

Mr. Beast confirmed gay!