Monkey and Shakespeare

Idk

guess

A year

Idk

probably like 2 days

It will take infinity because although it would probably write something it probably wont write skyscraper

Shakespear. I couldnt even read it proparly let alone have a monkey write it

no

and no

Ok. 10 years.

nope

50 years

“How comes if you bite your tongue by accident it hurts but if you bite your tongue on purpose it doesnt? Also why are you biting your tongue right now?“ Damn it dude I was biting my tongue

nopity nope

The infinite monkey theorem states that a monkey hitting keys at random on a typewriter keyboard for an infinite amount of time will almost surely type any given text, including the complete works of William Shakespeare.

100 years

just the word "shakespeare"?

In the short story "The Mangler" by Stephen King, one character tells another that if 700 monkeys typed for 700 years, one of them would produce the works of Shakespeare.

no, his entire works

ok

and that’s false

not possible

it would actually tske

he would die first

4.1206 x 105660329 years

The infinite monkey theorem states that if you let a monkey hit the keys of a typewriter at random an infinite amount of times, eventually the monkey will type out the entire works of Shakespeare.

5.12 years

4.1206 x 10^5660329

The theory is infinite

this is the correct answer

Prove it.

the age of our universe multiplied by a number so big it would take nearly 2000 pages to write down.

bet.

How the hell would i get that

there are 3,695,990 characters in Shakespeare's Complete Works, accounting for 34 possible characters being our alphabet, periods, commas, colons, semicolons, question marks, exclamation points, apostrophes and spaces.

to type this many characters it would take our monkey 26.666 days.

(1/34)^3695990 = 1.727 x 10^-5660331.

Albert would find this easy

1/(1.727 x 10^-5660331) is the chance of our monkey typing all 3,695,990 characters in the right order.

In which case, it would only take 26.666 days for at least 1 monkey to write Shakespeare's Complete Works. Since the number of outcomes during each keystroke is finite, infinitely many monkeys will type any particular character during each keystroke. Finite length strings of length n only requires n keystrokes to be produced since every possible permutation is produced at each keystroke.

that means 5.789 x 105660330 attempts to achieve success.

We’re on the same Reddit post Amy.

BAHAHA

THATS FUNNY ACTUALLY

there we go

EWWW LIGHT MODE

I’m not signed in

It is ngl lmao

That’s got to go in the quotebook

frfr

you wanna add it?

MY BROTHER GOT CHIPOTLE

YUM

WHAT DID YOU GET IN YOURS

damn she left 💀

LETTUCE TOMATO CHICKEN CHEESE GUACAMOLE RICE AND QUESO

QUESO GOES HARD

is that really what ur phone looks like 💀

like whys the screenshot look like that

I cropped it

I USUALLY DO THAT WITHT LIKE FAJITA VEGGIES AND SOUR CREAM

i read that as you dropped it 😭

Same thing happened to me like 20 seconds ago on ButtStomper’s post

do u have an android

No

DO PEOPLE SEE ME IMVERTED

NOOO YOU MADE ME READ IT TOO

CAUSE IF SO

huh

MY EYEBROWS ARE LITERALLY LOPSIDED

INVERTED

LIKE

OH

Lmao

YEAH

OPPOSITE OF MIRROR

no bc my part is slightly off center too

BRO THE MIRROR THING ON THE CAMERA APP HUMBLES ME EVERYTIME

THAT’S SO REAL BRO

actually my eyebrows aren’t even that bad it’s fine

NO BC I TRUST MY MIRROR SELF

I posted this in memes

IT’S NOT MY FACE THAT’S ASYMMETRICAL IT’S JUST MY HAIRRRRR

I look worse in my camera cause the light and shadows on my face look weird

bro for real

i’m not photogenic

at all

or i’m just bad at photos

yo, dead chat?

NGL IM PRETTY PHOTOGENIC IN THE SENSE THAT I LOOK THE SAME IN PICTURES AS I DO IRL

couldn’t be me 😭

Live Photos are so cute

BUT BRO

OMFG

I SENT A PIC TO THE WRONG GC OVER MESSAGES

AND THE PICTURE HAD MY LOCATION

💀

💀💀💀

THAT’S CRAZY EMILY

IK BRO

AND IT WAS THE WRONG GC AS IN LIKE THE BOYS I OCCASIONALLY PLAY FORTNITE WITH

SO TWO OF THEM CAME TO MY HOUSE AFTER SCHOOL

and my dog barked at them 🥰

WHAT THE FUCK WHO DOES THAT 😭😭😭

w dog

Ethan and Schroeder bc their parents raised them wrong 💀

SCHROEDER SOUNDS LIKE SUCH AN AUTISTIC NAME

LIKE WHO LOOKS AT THEIR KID AND GOES

NO IK BECAUSE HAVING TO SPELL IT MAKES ME FEEL AUTISTIC

Oi. I have autism.

“this one right here, he looks like a s c r o e d e r”

FORGIT THE H

MY B

HELP THATS SO SAD

my bad g

do you be getting the zoomies?

I’ve decided that Eminem and Christian agulera were literally made for eachother

I AGREE WITH THIS THO

they wanted eachother so bad but I just can’t prove it

i feel like the whole “we hate each other” was like a bit to cause drama

it’s okay me and Eminem were made for eachother too just in a different universe 💔💔

they were so in love ngl

DELULU ALERT 🚨 🚨🚨

NUH UH I COULD MATCH HIS ENERGY

BRO.

WDYM

NO

JUST NO

GIVE UP

SNAP BACK TO REALITY

Oi mate that sucks lad

I’m not finishing that one

L

pfffft 💀

anyways I’m happy

Wait

|DID

WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED TO MY PHONE BRO

bc Adrian’s ex is the ugliest blonde whore I’ve ever seen

WAIT I THOUGH WE LIKED ANDRE

his EX

THE ONE HE DATED AFTER ME

DO YOU GOT A PICTURE

DAMN BRO REALLY LEFT YOU FOR A BLONDE HOE

I DIDNT SAVE IT

SHES SO FUCKING UGLY LIKE I CANT EVEN EXPLAIN

she’s got a pointy ass face

GM EVERYONE

it’s okay tho cause he dumped her

FLAPPYA

IVAN

her fr

ITS 6:54 FYM

ALSO HOW WAS YOUR MEEEET

ONG

HI EM

RYLEE

HI MY LOVEEEEE

OK SO IDK YET

BTW DELETE THAT

???

OH OH I ADDED SM IN EVERYTHING BUT IT WAS ACTUALLY REALLY FUN BC MY FRIENDS WERE THERE AN WE GOT FOOD AFTER SO IT WAS ALR

OK

BUT LIKE HOW SERIOUS IS IT TO FIND THE TREASURE

HIII

(???)

YES AMY

OH OKAY

ALSO, MY BAD FOR BEING RUDE YESTERDAY

ITS OK

EXPLAIN TO ME LATER

I GOT CHARGED W IT ALL, I THINK THEYRE DONE GOING AFTER YALL.

WAIT SOMEONE EXPLAIN ON UWU WHAT HAPPENED

a little confused

ngl u ever need me I’m like so far away from u guys and Texas ain’t got shit on me so I gotchu if u ever need it

^^^

ok so amy imma type it

bet

AND ITS TIME FOR U TO MOVE TO MY STATE 😍😍😍

WAIT CAN I COME

moving to minnesota.

YES EVERYONE SHOULD COME VISIT ME

BET I’LL BRING THE FOOD

you especially so I can PROVE that my state is better

WHADYA ALL WANT

than stinky California 🤮🤮🤮

it is nottt

YK WHY

ew homeless people

BC WE HAVE THE OCEAN

AND A COOL RED BRIDGE

okay but we have LAKES

lakes have ALGAE

stinky

hold on.

she can keys

ME

idc

TF I DO

anyone who was in the chat, yes.

OCEAN HAS JUNK

you were involved in the chat.

WAIT THE CHAT

oh

AND GROSS STUFF

I AINT REMEBER IT

YOU GOT A LINK OR SMTH

YES BUT IT ALSO HAS FISHES

THIS FOR REAL BRO

yesyesyes i do

SO DO LAKES

i am CLEAN then mhm mhm

BUT WE HAVE LOONS

AND FISH POOP

STFU BECAUSE OCEANS ARE BLUER

ANDWE HAVE

OH OH

WE HAVE WHALES

NUH UH THE PACIFIC OCEAN IS SO NASTY

worstjokesever.com/community/p/658375ff866fe331b4d26767

and we have better schools

AND ALSO JUSY REGULAR HUMAN POOP CAUSE YOU CALIFORNIANS ARE TRIPPING.

that link

OH I SEE I SEE

false

ur schools are brooe

NO BC SF CLEANED THAT

broke

all the ucs

are broke

WE HAVE DUKE

whatre the other ones

SO SUCK IT

WE HAVE PEPPERDINE

AND UCD

WE HAVE CHAPEL HILL

AND BERKELEY

AND UCLA

I ALSO HAD YALE

AND CAL POLY

SO UM

I WIN

ONLY THING IS FLAPPY….

my mom wants to send me to india for college and i swear i’ll kms if she does

DID I ASK?

I DONT THINK I DID.

SO HA

lmao

HELP WTF DO THEY EVEN HAVE IN INDIA LIKE WHY WOULD U GO THERE

NO STOP

I read the post

AND IDC

they have like good colleges (???)

THAT DELETED COMMENT

HAD LOADSSSSS OF THREATS

yup

THE COMMENT THAT AUBREY DELETED

ask matt to retire it

derive it

LITERALLY THEREATED STUFF

retrieve it

SO IDC

so if they do make a case against us

we have that as well

AND SHE DELETED IT TOO SO SHE CANT PROVE THAT IT WAS INNOCENT

the sun is shining directly in my eyes but im in a comfy position

help

🤷‍♀️

OH FR

matt can see all deleted comments

NUH UH

you can never delete anything off the internet completely

there’s always a copy somewhere

YUH HUH

nuh uh

Hey guys

bc

Hey flappy

it’s okay bro I never threatened to kill Aubrey cause she’s really not that important or that big of a deal

wait i forgot what its called in actual terms but

wsg leo

NUH UH

Wsg flappy Hru today

what did I misssssss

yes

u tell me i js got here lmaoo

IM TIRED BUT ALSO LIKE

yup

Shahshhdhr

its alright:)

wait cant jake or something revive it?

Wait what happened

ithink

wdym yup

no i agreed

oh okay

if jake can revive it, then we can get proof.

anyways

if Aubrey’s mom is here rn

Any post, whether it's an email, social media comment or direct message, is typically saved on the user's device, the recipient's device and the servers owned by a company whose platform you used. "Ideally," he said, "if the user who generated the content" deletes it, "the content should disappear from all three locations." But generally, he said, "it doesn't happen that easily." (he referring to a cybersecurity expert)

or anytime

lmk

cause I’ll cuss her out

Who is Aubrey and what happened?

matt can retrieve it easily

we have proof

not too much

but we have proof

RYLEE DO U HAVE A DOC

amy

when is matt on though.

TO TALK ON

text me on uwu

Not a lot

ask sah to call him

CAUSE I HAVE TO EXPLAIN SMTH

BEFORE U GUYS CONTINUE

WITH THE WHOLE “let’s retrieve it” THING

ok em text me on the crew

does anyone know what the fuck is happening rn 😭

yoo can i join

yeah lemme make a doc

I WANNA KNOW TO BRO

I AM

Can I join lol

KK

LEMME MAKE ONE FOR ALL OF YALL LOL

BET

IMAGINE TELLING UR MOM ABOUT THT

CAN I JOIN

THATS LOWK EMBARRASSING

Fr my parents have zero clue

anyways brb

ONG IT IS LIKE I CAN HANDLE IT MYSELF

yeah, but it’s also a serious issue cause now there could be legal repercussions

my momma don’t slide like that tho if she thinks I’m in danger then she’d pull up

yes but nOT ME

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1w6mTj6jgy9SslkeIbajg2hr-70CbQtcfsb20FFGT4xw/edit?usp=sharing

js kidding js kidding but

if they dig deep enough…the whole siger

*site

arent yall too little to get in like serious trouble

smh 🙄

i dealed with that

no im in HUGE trouble.

that’s a myth.

im in trouble with the LAW.

not the school

the LAW.

My email is fanskz458@gmail

^^^

HOW COME

there are strict cyberbullying laws in all 50 states

if you can use a device, you can get in trouble

well

are you sure

I think, it takes almost infinite time

Obviously

Yeah

Hey hisky

GTA type shit

your from SW right

Omg that’s wild this websites in trouble fr

Yes why

Oh I’ve seen you on their lol

Dead chatt

Rylee I want u to remove me from the doc

I’ll join on a diff account

Can u add me Rylee

I’ll be quiet on there

smh

Fr

donut im so confused 😭

Well.

what?

ON WHAT?

The whole conversation

No idea

who’s Aubrey

.........

no comment

Oh.

WADE U EXPLAIN BRO

Nah I’m good

I GOT FBI ON MY ASS I CANT SAY NOTHIN

wade has no fucking idea

😭

I PLEED THE FIFTH

Ok but like who is she

and what did she do

idk why he acting like he do

EMILY

you don’t have to tell me im just curious

SJSJ CALL

She is a human

REAL SHIT

Ok got it

LINK RQ

All you gotta know

SEND ON HERE

OKOK

Ok thanks 😂

GET IT?

imma join

I can’t call

ik

donut send again

Cool.

its for me and emily

ok

WADE

Ohhhh okay got it

CALM DOWN

What

donut did you see?

wsg wade

Sup

did you see what rylee said

about the ug

uh

legal stuff

I saw something about getting in trouble with the law

It’s js cyber bullying

all 50 us states have laws against them

Cool

Yeah

Well. That hasn’t stopped us

ill be back in like thirty minutes

Wje would be shut down immediately.

wade. i don’t think you understand the scope of this.

they’ll dig into this site

Not really

and then we’ll ALL be in trouble

And who’s fault is that?

Matt

WHO IS AUBREY

IM SO CONFUSED

AHAHHAHAHSGSHS

You’ve gotta be shitting me.

ask rylee for the details

nope, ask rylee

also, get on uwu, i need to tell you something about this

Ok I’ll message her on Wii

I’m watching a YouTube video and I’m too lazy to join a call

Me?

get on uwu for like 5 seconds

you don’t even have to answer

just read it

Ok

Damn

AMY, WHAT.

BUT I HAVENT ACTUALLY DONE ANYTHING WRONG I THINK

BRO THE FUCK

UNLESS ANYONE CAN THINK OF EXAMPLES

IDK

BEING ON THIS SITE

Nah this isn’t real right..

JOIN SJSJ

the court hearing is friday.

it’s very real.

Fucking damnit

Where’s Jake, Dagger, and Ethan

delete that

now

Why

no thats not anything wrong, its a jokes website not like a black market

get on uwu

Cum

Ass you are

JAKE