Introductions

Bp person

yeah i searched his profile picture and the results were in bored panda

Hey apple

hey toast

i feel like ive seen sooploosh before

He's a bp person

But that's all I know

Hi

Oh wow I’m famous :3

Bc otherwise wouldn’t it be the full version of the image I got it from?

Hello guys

Eh no response ;-;

Hiii :3

Pls introduce urself

I'm crackhead naruto and I used to be known ass "SpedNaruto" and I like playing football and videogames, that pretty much sums up me.

I've been on this site before but damn, it's rlly dead.

Here I’ll introduce myself: Hiii everyone ^v^ ok so I’m 16, I’m a femboy, and I luv Godzilla, Ultraman, Garfield, Gamera, and also just all monsters

Ooo you watch godzilla?

It is.

No way you're 16.

It's literally one of my favorite franchises

Yo wsp flappy

Hi, apologies, I have to speak semi-dry, because otherwise I would lose a bet of sorts I made with Mal.

Oh damn, what's the bet about?

Oh how old do u think I sm

Yeh ive seen every film and Godzillas my favorite character ever I luv him so much

What's your favorite film?

I don't know, but I wouldn't have guessed 16.

Oh lol

Grammar didn’t need to be capitalized

U fucked up

You're right.

MAL

Shh.

GET OVER HERE

Not really a bet, but we both have to speak in proper English grammar for twenty-four hours or the other one wins. I don't plan on losing.

The deleted smthn but they capitalized a word when it didn’t need to be

SNITCH!

Mal, he is being a silly goose.

Exactly. Snitches get stitches.

Older or younger

Hmmmm, the foreshadowing I see

Oh, I will be right back.

The deleted this except Grammar was capitalized when it didn’t need to be. As u can see, there’s a deleted message, and u can see them trying to shush me while Naruto man calls me a snitch, implying s

there was an attempt to cover shit up

Damn why u calling out flappy like that lol

Mal, who do you believe. Me, who you've known for over a year now, or him. The choice is obvious.

Laughing out loud. I know. He needn't be so difficult.

Ok sorry but u lost the bet. Rules r rules

mhm

sooploosh i really like your profile picture

where'd u get it

I'm pretty sure you can still use acronyms in proper grammar

Unrelated but I’m soooo happy that I only stained my pajama sweatshirt the day before washing day so nobody could see the stains

huh

Actually, we agreed to proper grammar. Spelling/capitalization does not change the structure of the sentence, thus, it is still proper grammar. (I think, I may be mistaken.)

Amazing

I’m pretty sure I googled orange Squirmle, found an image and cropped it

Probably, but we agreed not to use them.

Capitalization is grammar

Wait, aren't you frosted glass or someone by the name of that?

Oh wait yeah you areeee

i used to be

MHMMM

Wsp

the sky and gas prices

Especially bc I need my pajama sweatshirt so that I can wear my pajama shirt, and then I can stuff folded up tee shirts under it (my pajama shirt is too small, so i can stuff things under it, but I need to wear smthn over it bc it’s tight and looks bad) to make fake breasts

And also bc the stains were embarrassing

you're a girl?

No

Then I wouldn’t need fake breast

Bc I’d have real ones

Also u prolly didnt see but it says femboy in my bio

Um, have you heard of being flat?

why are you in the need for fake ones..

that's kind of weird

Makes me feel pretty :3

i mean really weird

uhm

Yeh I forgot

errrrr

HELP IM OUTTA HERE

Ok goo by

I do have to agree.

Well I might be trans I’m not sure actually

Goodbye, Apple.

I don’t care. Ok there would be ppl who think it’s strange but it makes me happy so idc

Okay?

Greetings, fellow homosapiens.

Hello.

Which Homo sapiens

A girl is a girl. A boy is a boy.

There a several subspecies

Yeh ik :3

trans isn't real

No there is not.

Well, there were

EGG-zactly

The only extant one is Homo Sapiens Sapiens

What are you talking about?

I am actually confused.

A famous example is Homo Sapiens Neanderthalensis

BRUH, those are other types of humans evolving scientifically

they're not SUB SPECIES

go read a SCIENCE book

We’re a subspecies actually

Neanderthals were different species entirely.

sure think what you want

If it has a third word in the scientific name, it’s a subspexiea

WHAT EVEN-

Homosapien is not a genus.

Homo is the genus

Homo sapiens is the soecies

You are wrong.

oh she's actually right-

And also I found out just now that Neanderthals are a different species, my dinosaur book was outdated

homo is genus, sapien is species

I mean, you're right. But, that doesn't mean neanderthal is a subspecies of homosapien.

Yes.

I got confused, that is my bad.

Yeh my Dino book was outsated

Outdated

Oh... it's almost like I said that before...

Google is your friend.

Yeh but I didn’t know that. I thought my Dino book was more accurate than stuff ppl tell me but yeh ur right

I’m still unsure as to whether I’m trans or not, but thanks anyways! I appreciate the thought :3

Like I just said, Google is your friend.

Yeh I googled it

And they told me

Good job. Do you want a gold star?

Yes please!

You actually do not get any gold stars.

Yes they are. I’m literally going to ride one to my grandmas house after Christmas

Like how can u dent the existence of trans

How did we link all our states together in the 1800s

Idiot

How did most Asian immigrants make their living in the late 1800s

By building railroads for the trans

Ok the joke is getting old it’s not funny anymore

Well it wasn’t funny to begin with but this site is called worse jokes ebrr

"anymore"

Yeh I just said it wasn’t to begin with

Yes. I know.

ujdnW

I'm back.

yooooo

Hi everyone :3

heyy

So is anyone actually gonna introduce themselves?

No.

Oh

No.

lmao

I am not, at least. I can not speak for other people.

Well then ig the only possible solution is to shoot myself

sure

Hello, by the way. I did not say hi.

I’m blaming u all in the suicide note

Ok.

k

Cool.

Damn. It worked on that cash register when I was missing 50 cents

Not sure why it didn’t work here

I believe you mean a cashier?

Cash registers are inanimate objects.

Ha. Ha. Ha.

Oh yeh

I got confused

Silly me

I can tell.

:/

Ig banging my head on shit whenever I got mad up until I was 12 didn’t do me any favors

eh?

No kidding.

That doesn't make matters any better

Up until I was 12, if I got rlly upset I would bang my head on the wall and floor

that's really stupid

Why are you telling us this?

hiii flappy

Idk. Since all the ppl here already don’t like me I can admit embarrassing things w nothing to lose ^v^

eh. you're mid

How are you?

wot-

m good thx wbu?

why am i just staring at that thing

that sooploosh sent

nahh lmao u & mal rlly r doin proper grammer

how old even r u?

16

bruh

Very tired, but I am done with my swim meet so I am happy it is done.

wow swimming is the best

Ooh nice, u should get some rest :)

I know, right? That was my very same reaction.

EAT ICE CREAM

Yh fr i havent swam in so long tho i miss it

YUMMY

I will soon, it's only 8.

'ICE CREAAAAAAM' - Lee Know lmao

hahahhahahahahahhahaha

Sadly, I do not have any.

👍

I refuse to lose.

chips are amazing. After swimming i always had sour cream and chili chips

it feels awesome

lmao

bring me with u nxt timeeeee me want chipssssssssssss

I normally have a granola bar after practice, it really hits the spot.

SPECIAL SHE SAYS

Great use of alliteration.

Ultraseven :3

y m i only js findin out that theres bts in lego

wow

That looks like a very low budget creation.

Lego using BTS for success

we should actually w/ the others

ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh i wanna buy albums from target but kpop albums r only in america

def

theres a rlly good one near us

Oh he was initially. Ofc the Ultraman franchise is mega popular (at least in Japan) so the Ultra franchise is far more high budget

ooh

My water bottle water tastes disgusting.

hm

I don't think I could create a less visually appealing design for him.

Yeh I hated it at first bc he didn’t look anything like the other Ultras (except the ones designed after him) but it grew on me after I found out he was never meant to be part of the Ultraman series until someone retconned it

Damn

This is Ultraman

jumpscare

Yeh he would actually look so cursed to ppl who aren’t familiar w him.

fr

He looks rlly silly

man i need a tw b4 that

Can you stop sending images.

This is Ultraman Noa, he’s a newer Ultra and he looks a lot cooler

Why

For real.

Wait why

Because it makes it more difficult to navigate chat.

Oh um ok

AUGHKSJDH IK NO ONE GAF BUT I ENVY ALL OF U KPOP STANS LIVIN IN AMERICA THE ALBUMS THERE R SOOOO MUCH MORE CHEAPER

wje is so dry these days istg

apple ya still there?

Oh one of my friends is online now so I’m gonna talk to them instead of ppl who openly don’t like me

Goo by :3

WAIT

k byee

WAIT

ORANGE LIZARD

WAIT

OR

I never understood buying albums to be honest.

Ok

WTV THOSE THINGYS WERE CALLED

WHAT ARE THEY CALLED

Squirmles

THE FURRY WORMS

Aka worm on a string

Ok goo by

See y’all later :D

Dude she just told you to wait.

NO NO SKIDADDLE

I CAN NOW LOOK AT Z FURRY WORMS

OFF U GO OUT OF MA SIGHT

Laughing my fucking ass off.

tht sounds so sarcastic

THIS LOWERCASE FLAPPERS

IS KILLING ME

It is not.

THT EVEN MORE SARCASTIC

I apologize, but I must.

Howdy assholes.

HUVIUVSIUBGBSI

HOWDY PARTNER

You are reminding me of my parents right now, wow.

WHAT ARE U DOING AROUND THESE PARTS

Oh wait, I must go for a bit right now.

you reminding me of dagger, wow.

The hell are you yellin' at me for

I like to yell because it sounds more exciting :)

Oh sorry I thought u wee done

I WAS

GO TALK TO UR FRIEND

Ohh I can’t read

This is just like that time I noticed I couldn’t read and then my head hurt rlly bad and I was late for my next class bc I was too dizzy to walk except w/o the dizziness

Oh and w/o the headache

That made me feel like I had a fucking stroke, just reading that.

I gtg

Take care yall

Bye

Sorry

Fuck it, I don't care

WAITTT

O

NO

COWBOY

LEMME DO THE ACCENT WITH U

The hell are you yappin' on about now

Hey guys I just had a great idea!! :D

Doubt that.

DAMNED IT!!

I forghetti :c

My idea I mean :C

I am kind of glad about that

I remembered

We should have an edit button

huh

Ok I’m probably signing off for the night

Goodbye y’all luv u <3 <3 <3

Gn <3

I'm SaH

that's enough

hii sooploosh im a bp person :) i made an account here (obviously) so ehh... im female.. idk how to intreduce myself hehe

Hi

nice pfp leosartfire14

Tyyyyyy

hi

ur welcome

Where ru from? I’m just curious lol

wdym

Hello and welcome to WorstJokesEver.

where do you reside

You probably don't like rape jokes.

ehh on earth?

So I'll force one on you anyway.

Oh hiii :3

ok..?

K

hii

Ok see now that’s an actual joke. What h we’re doing earlier w just harassing and being a shit to ppl isn’t

I got another funny joke.

K

ok...

How do you verify a rape claim?

It wasn’t funny. Not bc it’s offensive or anything it just wasn’t funny

Idk

You make it true.

It was kinda lol

huh? i dont understand :)

Oh, you like unfunny jokes? There's an unfunny joke I know.

You.

go to the other post

Oh hey Amy I have a question for h

U*

damn good joke! /s

sup

So like ik Madally wasn’t very social on BP so she didn’t have as much to lose but why did u do it since u had friends there and also it just seems a stark contrast to how u usually act

maybe something happened? oh no :O

in amy's life i mean

go on the other post. no use contaminating other ones.

What other pos

Post

im not very smart rn

what im doing

i’ll make a new one

Oh kk

im going in some1's "home" (i hope u know what i mean) and sort of attacking them