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You have a face that makes onions cry.

There’s somebody out there for everybody. For you, it’s a psychiatrist.

You’re more disappointing than an unsalted pretzel.

Everyone is allowed to act stupid once in a while, but you're really abusing the privilege.

You're so fat even dora couldnt explore you

BIG BOI YOUR BACKKKK

aint no one talkin to u bitch ass big boi

I don’t want to be mean, but babe, my hair straightener is hotter than you are.

You're so old that you fart dust and pee rust

You remind me of a cloud; when you disappear, my day gets that much brighter.

You're the reason this country has to put directions on shampoo bottles.

big boii actually fuck off ur litteraly a piece of shart mixed with the iq of a mole

Sorry MarvelBoy87 but were gonna have to put you down

You have an extremely kind face, the kind you throw bricks at

Bye bye Marvel Boi may you rest in peace

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If I had a face like yours, I'd sue my parents

You are even more useless than the ‘ueue’ in queue.

stfu people

You must have been born on a highway because that's where most accidents happen.

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Don't be ashamed of who you are. That's a job for your parents.

The roses have gone, the flowers are dead, the sugar bowls empty and so is your head.

his father left to get the milk so hes taking it out on his crush

Roses are red, violets are violet, my life is better, without you inside it.

When I look at you, I think to myself where have you been my whole life? And can you go back there?

I'd slap you, but that would be animal abuse.

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Keep rolling your eyes, perhaps you will find a brain back there.

JASMIN IS THAT YOU

WAIT JASMIN FROM SCHOOL

Your nose built like a Tonka Truck

the school we go too..

gurl IM MADDIE

WHY DONT YOU REMEMBER ME

WE LITTERALLY HAVE A CLASS TOGTHER

A glowstick has a brighter future than you. Lasts longer, too.

bengali girl who asked u stfu ur not cute ur not funny

No i don't think we have any classes togther

we have multiple gurly pops

@BartMarvelidkboy 87 knock knock

jasmin how do you not remember me?

um...i don't know u i have a friend name maddie but i don't think she would be on here

Sunny is the one that lives in your walls and watches you sleep

no im Kate Maddie

maddie's my middle name

WDYM YOU DONT KNOW ME

I LITEERLAY LIVE WITH YOU

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jasmine ur paintings so prettuy did u make them

wait this isnt jasmin i love toes is it

GURL HOW COULD YOU PLAY ME LIKE THAT

I THOUGHT YOU WERE MY FRIEND

DUDE I DONT KNOW YOU

die big boiiii i got my own friends that arent my moomy

THEN WHY DID YOU LEAD ME ON

YES YOU DID YOU MADE ME THINK I KNEW YOU

You are so fat that when you wear a yellow raincoat people shout out "taxi"

You're so fat that when you want to iron your pants, you have to go out to your driveway.

THEN WHY DID YOU MAKE ME THINK I DID

You're so fat that your favourite necklace is the food chain.

YOU LITTERALLY ASKED WHAT SCHOOL I GO TO

AND MY CLASSES

AND WHERE I LIVED

You're so ugly that blind people cry when you walk past them.

IM OBVI NOT HER

I WAS ASKING WHAT STATE NOT WHERE YOU LIVE

big boi stfu u live in nyc and ur a virgo

THATS WHERE I LIVE

I TAKE UP THE WHOLE STATE

YOURE A FAT HATER ARENT YOU

DISCRIMINATION

ITS BECAUSE IM JAPANESE

STOP LYING YOU LITTERALLY SAID THAT

im gay and i love toes and am nonbinary

DUDE ARE YOU HOMOPHOBIC

You're so ugly that when you were born your mother asked "how does my little treasure look", and the doctor replied, I think we should bury it immediately

ITS CAUSE IM FROM DIANASAURUSALLY

WHY ARE YOU DISCRIMINATITING AGAINST DIANASAURIANS

You're so fat that when you lay down on some memory foam and it immediately forgot everything.

big boiiii who ru talkin to

OK MF I"MA TELL YOU THIS IDGAF WHERE U CAME FROM AND IF YOUR STRAIHT OR NOT AND I DID NOT LEAD YOU ON I WAS TRYNA FIGURE OUT IF YOU WHERE MY FRIEND MADDIE THAT GOES TO MY SCHOOL SO STOP COMEING AFTER ME

girl its not that deep i was just wondering if you discriminated agaisnt dianasaurians

sorry for the inconvinience

jasmin and sunny lets smile and move on

mat girl youre litterally a hippie YOU MOVE YOUR PEACE BOOTAY OUTTA HERAY

YOU HEARD ME MAKE WAR NOT LOVE

oh btw @bartboy87 You are so stupid that when someone stole your television set you quickly ran outside and yelled out "hey buddy! you forgot the remote control!"

It's the parents' job to raise their children right. So looking at you, it's obvious that they quit after just one day.

SHUT UP YOUR SO SEXIST

ITS BECAUSE IM A WATERBOTTLE ISNT IT

CANT BELIVE YOU WOULD ASSUME MY IDENTOITY

I DONT HVAE A BRAIN IM A WATERBOTTLE

STOP ASSUMUNING MY IDENTITY

I guess marvelboy is too SCARED to roast me

big boiiiii look at marvel boys page

YES CAPTAIN OBVIOUS

MARVELBOY thinks he smart. He told me onion is only food that makes you cry, so I threw pineapple at his face.

i was just bored and wanted to start smthin

then my friend took over and and started spamming

it was his fault i am so sorry

forgive meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

i love u big boiiii fuck me3

okay im outta this yall

because it is I MarvelBoy87

idk if I wanna do this but heer it is

@Marvel r u talking to ur self cuz I don’t see anyone here

srry gtg fuck me big boiiiii dont forget

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o-tay

anon make me

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ym i ment to say anon

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lol

it just hes my friend

its

hes my friend

how do u report ppl btw Matt u don’t know me but plz ban marvel boy

welp

wth has this turned to

lol

no

hes a serial killer in jail

stfu big boi

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