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Can we all get over the fact the Hailey is fucking ugly? She looks like one of those 'before' pictures on a makeover show....

Hailey, if your reading this rn, YOU LOOK LIKE A FUCKING GOBLIN!!! Not even makeup can fix you up... You're fucking hideous unlike me. I'm beautiful and I've never been told that I'm ugly in my life.

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Wtf is goin on

If you want problem to stop then why do you keep going on about it? I can’t believe you have time I’m your life for this shit πŸ˜‚

Ashton this is the only time you’re simping is acceptable. And anonymous, go touch some grass

Hailey is a goblina and all those who want to "date" with her are pedos.

This is a fucking jokes website, not fucking Tinder. Anon and 45, go lick each other's dicks if you're so damn pretty. Oh wait, do you have dicks? Hailey, don't listen to them, everybody has some beauty in them.

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tbh id be down to throw you into the Arctic Ocean

BRO JUST GOT MURDERED πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€

dont listen to that asshole. ppl are so desperate on this website and its messed up but hilarious that these 40 year old men try pulling

haha thanks

Dagger, who said I think Anon is pretty? I think everyone except for me is an ugly waste of oxygen that Earth would be better off without.

@e Here's some breaking news for you: Not everyone has an IQ of 10 like you do. "BRO JUST GOT MURDERED :SKULL EMOJI:" after a very lame, mild insult and then suddenly thinks himself goddamn Confucius.

If you actually had a brain you wouldn't think that people with a higher IQ than you are automatically middle-aged men.

Dagger never said that, learn how to read. Both you AND anon have been acting like you’re the most good looking people in the world. Let others be the judge of that. And quit insulting e, you’re literally grasping at straws lmao

but hailey dont listen to these people. these bullies are trying to make themselves feel better by taking down others

"grasping at straws" where'd you learn that one, Reddit? I see spending hours browsing that site has caused a large mental decline in you. I actually relevantly criticized him, while you literally have to make up shit about me to attempt to land a hit.

Sad little Reddit soy-boy trying to salvage the last of his dignity. Go home and think about what a LOSER you are.

jesus christ yall. 45 please overdose on chill pills

You'd know a lot about overdosing, e.

lol thats funny cuz i just saw a kid vape in the bathrooms for the first time today. im in high school and that was the first time in the 2 years ive been that ive seen that

Ok.

but fr bro stop trying to beat up ppl if they didnt do anything

all of our lives are worthless enough to end up here so that means you are in this hellhole too

Do you think I controll how I see myself?

I WISH I didn't see myself the way I do, but I can't help it. Its called distorted body image. Try looking it up, its a common disorder that I had to diagnose myself with, (with the help of a very intelligent friend in this area), and its basically why I see myself as ugly and way too skinny.

oh god hailey dont do that to yourself

everybody here is beautiful and is capable of anything they want with the exception of 45

disorders are a real thing which is why these assholes cant be bullying you! it just makes it worse

Sure, some druggie, destitute zoomer is gonna define who I am based on nothing. Keep dreaming, psychopath.

lmao he just tried defining me after saying i defined him based off nothing. he uno reversed himself

the only thing you got correct is im a zoomer

Man, I really hate people sometimes. The sad thing about the internet is that people here can hide behind a computer and say whatever they want, there’s no way to stop them. No way to harm them, so no reason for them to be afraid.

i feel the same way jake. it's sad

Like sometimes you really want to punch someone online, y’know? But ya just can’t do that.

thats why ppl take advantage of others. they cant get hurt

the best thing to do it ruin the fun for the bully. laugh at their insults but dont fight back

@e "Lol *sniff* I'm actually *whimper* laughing" You're so cool and edgy. Now take this paper towel to wipe not only your tears, but the shit that comes out of your mouth.

True to e, not 45. That message was rather poetic though

haha ive never heard that one before 45. what else you got

oh god i aint no poet lmao. i just have a lot of friends going through crap rn so im getting better at advice

Well, I was actually saying that about 45’s post, mainly just about the β€œnot only to wipe your tears” part, but honestly your messages were just as poetic

oh lol

yeah it was well said. just didnt have any effect on me

yeah. kinda funny tho cuz ive never heard that insult before

Yup. Also, why a paper towel tho lmao?

if he was a fancy man he could pull up with a golden hankerchief

also ew if shit came out of my mouth i probably wouldnt use a paper towel

Yeah man, I’d probably eat a few containers of Clorox wipes

im kind of a germophobe so id use a rlly thick towel of some sort. or i could transform into phil swift and use flex tape

gotta use the flex tape

haha yes

Thanks for bringing your Chad-ness into here, Dagger

chadness means that fattest of man tits

but full of muscle πŸ’ͺ

She is not fucking ugly you dumb bitch. before you even say anything about my friend you should really look in the mirror. -Hailey's friend.