Orphanage Community

Can I burn down an orphanage?

There was a kid crying. I asked him where his perants were. He cried more. I love wirking at a orphanage.

Gm y'all today me and my gf are going to fill out adoption papers to fake adopt one of the children at the fake orphanage im making

I fucking hate Stuart Little. I know what you’re thinking, this is some funny joke, but no. Stuart Little is a piece of shit. fucking damn rat got picked over actual children at an orphanage and he’s supposed to be a hero? And I can’t even tell you how many damn times I’ve seen a great parking space only to turn the corner and realize Stuart Little is already parked there in his stupid tiny fucking convertible. He took my wife and the kids and my house and my job. I swear to fucking god.