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bro wtf is wrong with people? i mean the jokes are funny but like some are just so wrong. i was scrolling through jokes and saw sex ones, masturbating ones, vagina ones. like bruh grow up. just get rid of the bad ones. orphan and emo and sh and others are fine but not sex related ones.
GENESIS 41 Joseph Interprets Pharaoh’s Dreams 1After two whole years, Pharaoh dreamed that he was standing by the Nile, 2and behold, there came up out of the Nile seven cows, attractive and plump, and they fed in the reed grass. 3And behold, seven other cows, ugly and thin, came up out of the Nile after them, and stood by the other cows on the bank of the Nile. 4And the ugly, thin cows ate up the seven attractive, pl… Read more
yo yo yo whos better this onees lowkey kinda hard
any 1?
anyone ons?
I wake up early, sometimes at 5:30 to run My mom got too worried, I had to tell her it was fun Oh, I feel like a failure if I don't skip breakfast and lunch I'm chasing a body I know that I'll never outrun 'Cause I'll always wish I was smaller than this And I just can't quit pulling at my skin Oh, I'm scared that I'm never gonna like How I look and I wish I knew why 'Cause I'll always wish I was smaller than this I'l… Read more
Can anyone tell me how to properly set my broken finger back in place? One of my friends tried snapping it back last night while I was playing rugby and he just made it worse and idk what to do.
I'm going to the doctors in 2-3 days but it still hurts like hell. What do I do until than? D:
My friend was looking through my jokes and said "wow! thats a long one!"
All I could think was "Thats not what will ever be said to you"
Pick one.
Pick one that you hate the most
Which one describes Axel the best...
Which one is best to cleans
TERRORIST IF YOU CHANGE THE MF SONG ONE MORE MF TIME I WILL BEAT YOU WITH MY CHROMEBOOK
Anyone one?
lemme just tell you what happened. MY DAD BEAT MY ASS like as soon as i stepped through them doors it was over, it was like mf mcdonalds shut down or something like he was MAD, he was bringing out the hangers again and i wasn’t bouta get beat for the SECOND TIME IN ONE DAY so i was like “what did i do wrong now” AND HIS FAT ASS WAS LIKE “i got a email from your teacher about the math test you failed” i was like oh sh… Read more
A.I. generated poem:
I found it in an old book, hidden in a dusty shelf A poem that chilled my blood and made me doubt myself It spoke of ancient horrors, of things that lurk in the dark Of secrets best forgotten, of sins that leave a mark
It had no title or author, no date or place of origin But every word was written with a twisted sense of sin It rhymed with eerie precision, it flowed with dreadful grace It drew… Read more
I tried to click on one of the advertisements on this website and instantly got a device security warning bruh these ads are so sketchy
terrorist or gta god u on? (terrorist is the fattest bitch known to men, no one likes her and i hope she falls of a 40000000000000000000 foot cliff <3)
The Weeknd:] I understand, your body wants it I know your thoughts, oh you 'bout it, 'bout it You're a big girl, and it's your world And I'ma let you do it how you (Wanna, girl, I'll)
Ride with it, ride with it I know you know, I know you wanna ride with it Don't be shy with it, I'll supply with it I got you, girl, oh, I got it, girl With your Louis V. bag, tats on your arms High heel shoes make you six feet tall Ev… Read more
Just gonna stand there and watch me burn? Well, that's alright, because I like the way it hurts Just gonna stand there and hear me cry? Well, that's alright, because I love the way you lie I love the way you lie I can't tell you what it really is I can only tell you what it feels like And right now, there's a steel knife in my windpipe I can't breathe, but I still fight while I can fight As long as the wrong feels ri… Read more