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With Halloween just around the corner (or already happening for many people), I found it fitting to conclude this series of questions with one relating to the holiday. And so, here it is:

What is your FAVORITE CANDY? Which one makes your eyes light up when you look into your bag? Which one makes your tongue tingle in excitement? There seems to be a lot of location variance on here so I’m very interested in seeing the replies!!

Just realized it ain’t spooky season anymore, so it’s time for a pfp change. I’m super indecisive, so enjoy this EarthBound duck until I eventually find a better one.

Hey I got a riddle for y’all.

In 1893, a family in a rural village welcomed twins. One a girl, and the other a boy. The girl was named Martha and the boy named Henry. As the children grew, their family’s fortune did as well, and soon they were able to move out of the rural village and into the city. It is now 1903, and the family of 4 purchases a large house and several acres of land on the edge of the city. Over th… Read more

Hey guys! Halloween's in like, a day, and if you celebrate and are going trick or treating with your best friend, here are some really cool +fun costume ideas!!

2 M&M's

Cat and Mouse (I'm probably doing this with my best friend)

The old classic, thing 1 and thing 2

Tomato sauce and mustard 😂

Devil and an angel

Cloud and lighting

A plant and a watering can

This ones really stupid, but funny- Coke can and a Pe… Read more

I've removed my face reveal for a couple of day's while I find a new one. My last one was hurting my best friend because it had some sad memories in it </3

Hello I would just like to say that for anyone that said that hailey was ugly you should all just look in a mirror and then we will really see who is the ugly one

so when two girls kiss no one even looks at them in the slightest, but when I kiss my homies goodnight society calls me gay

Hey everyone! I wanted to thank you for 17 followers! You all make my day so much brighter <3. Here are some more things you can do with emotions!

Anxiety, Challenge yourself to talk. Grab a teddy or something you know you can talk to, and start talking to it and try to forget your anxiety.

Remember that you are not your anxiety. You are not weak. You are not inferior. You have a mental health condition. It’s calle… Read more

I missed one day of guitar and apparently now I have to perform something for the whole class tomorrow. Anyone know a song I can fully learn and perfect within the next 3 hours?

remember that tom? the inapprpriate one? he said this to me:

please fuck me please!!!! ur so cute hes making me feel really uncomfutable pls someone report him

this wwbsite is so lost i hate tgis wwvsite.no one in following me but i zave a best jokes ecer.i hate all!!!!!!!

I am the one, don't weigh a ton Don't need a gun to get respect up on the street (okay) Under the sun, the bastard son Will pop the Glock to feed himself and family (sheesh) By any means, your enemies my enemies We wet them up like a canteen (damn) The yellow tape surrounds the fate Don't have a face so now you late, open the gates

Great, eliminate like ElimiDate (woo) Hey, young boy had to penetrate (ooh) Face, you… Read more

does any one have that 1 person who makes your life a living hell . if so tell me the reason.

I have diabetes. It sucks.

Imagine having to inject yourself multiple times a day, stabbing your finger with a tiny pin to get blood out of it, always shooting a dexcom patch onto your shoulder just so you can stay alive!! Well, thats my life every. single. day. You have no idea what the pain is like, being stared at during school by the entire class while injecting insulin before lunch, being stared at because your pump made a big beeping sound when I'm having a bad sugar level. It really sucks, so I just thought I'd say to everyone this one thing:

Never, ever pick on a diabetic. Because you have no idea what its like.

Like this if you laughed.

These orphan jokes would leave them crying to their mommies if they had any.

I made a website for orphans .Unfortunately, it doesn’t have a home page.

Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.

Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call Father

Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they come back. (Clearly someone didn't come back with the milk)

Why was the orphan so successful? When they told him go big or go home, he only had one option.

What’s the only advantage of being an orphan? Nobody makes jokes about yo mamma.

Hope you had fun reading this! My friend and I laughed reading all of em!

I’ve got nothing better to do with my life so figured I’d go ahead and join the WJE community. Hi everyone, I’m Jake! Used my last name since just “Jake” was taken. I’ve been here for a couple years now, reading and posting jokes on anonymous accounts. Haven’t delved very deep into the community tan, but now that there’s one for memes I figured I might as well get involved. If there’s anything I should know about this place, I’d be glad to hear it! Otherwise, I’ll see y’all soon!