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A man walks into a bar and orders three shots. "Long day?" the bartender asks. "Well... My oldest son just came out..." The man finishes the shots and leaves the bar. The next day, the man comes back and orders four shots. "What now?" the bartender asks. "My middle son just came out." The man finishes his drinks and leaves. He comes back the next day and orders five shots. "Again?" the bartender asks. "Yeah. My youngest son." He drinks his shots and leaves. The next day, he comes in again. This time, he orders ten shots. "My God! Is there anyone in your family that likes girls??" the bartender asks. "Yeah... My wife." (Repost!)

Kingsley, stop commenting the fish rickroll bullshit. It was funny the first time, but now it's annoying asf. And stop saying "hi" on every single post you can find. Nobody gives a shit and nobody will respond to you since THE POSTS YOU COMMENT ON ARE 400 YEARS OLD, GODDAMNIT. Jesus Christ, you act autistic half the time.

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BTW BEFORE I LEAVE I WAS ANIME TERRORIST IS HORNY I A MAN SEEKING A WOMAN DACING ALDEN ALDEN2.0 AND NOW THIS ACC BYE BRB SUMMER BREAK XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

everyone is coming back in summer break bruh well i have never left

like in these accounts anime, gojo, terrosist is horny, terrosit 100.00,alden.adlen 2.0.im a man seeking a women, and now this acc XD,and death eye

WHAT A FUCKING DAY. I GOT INTO A FIGHT BECAUSE THIS ASSHOLE WAS BEATING UP AN AUTISTIC KID. SO I GOT PISSED AND WENT UP TO HIM THEN THREW A LEFT HOOK TO THE SIDE OF THE JAW. THEN A RIGHT. THEN AFTER A MINUTE , HE WAS BLEEDING ON THE FLOOR. ( AS I REMIND YOU IM IN DAEP. AKA ALTERNATIVE SCHOOL FOR BEHAVIOR AND SHIT) SO IM THERE ON TOP OF THE BITCH STILL HITTING HIM WHEN ONE OF HIS FREINDS ATTACK ME. SO I GRABBED HIS LE… Read more

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100 bottles of beer on da wall, 100 bottles of beer~! You take one down, You pass it around, Now you’ve got 99 bottles of beer on the wall!

I finished One Temple in Totk I did the Wind Temple and now working on the Goron temple but I died and forgot to do the shrine SO I do not know were my last save was

My school did a bunch today. It was spirit day so 6th grade was told to wear red 7th grade blue and 8th grade white. 6th grade band and 8th grade choir preformed for some 5th graders who were touring the school, but the choir kinda sucked and I also missed most of my social studies class because of that. We also had a rally so everybody was screaming at the top of their longs and my head and ears hurt now but that was fun.

Grass is a type of plant with narrow leaves growing from the base. A common kind of grass is used to cover the ground in places such as lawns and parks. Grass is usually the color green. Grasses are monocotyledon herbaceous plants.

The grasses include the "grass" of the family Poaceae. This family is also called Gramineae. The family also include some of the sedges (Cyperaceae) and the rushes (Juncaceae).[1] These t… Read more

MATT fix the website you used to be able to search by year by putting (year) in the jokes search bar. Now you only see memes or people mentioning the year. What I meant is : Put "2014" in search bar. Now the only jokes you will see were made in 2014. Now, put "2014" in the search bar and you will see (RECENT) memes about the year 2014 or jokes mentioning the year 2014. PLEASE FIX THIS.

GENESIS 43 Joseph’s Brothers Return to Egypt 1Now the famine was severe in the land. 2And when they had eaten the grain that they had brought from Egypt, their father said to them, “Go again, buy us a little food.” 3But Judah said to him, “The man solemnly warned us, saying, ‘You shall not see my face unless your brother is with you.’ 4If you will send our brother with us, we will go down and buy you food. 5But if yo… Read more