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A person walks into a ladies house and says “I’m gunna kill you.” And she’s says “you fool you can’t kill me” and the guy asks “why not” and she reply’s “ I’m in the living room” and the guys says “hey can you get me a drink?” And the lady walks in the kitchen and gets shot in the back

What is diffrence betwen your girlfriend and your mother , your mother exist -if you are not a son of bitch-

Ok not round 5, that's soon tho, You see a boat filled with people. It has not sunk, but when you look again you don’t see a single person on the boat. Why?

Remember that a few years ago we had low gas prices low taxes and low crime, non of these things happened after Biden got in office now a war started we are doing nothing about it and gases are skyrocketing and the weird part to me Ukraine was about to join nato yet now we are not helping them.

I want to die like my grandfather...He died when he was napping.... Not like the passengers in his taxi who yelled and cried badly

Can you find the password hidden in this poem? Only the first five to answer correctly will go through to my next challenge (officially) others can still participate but not count in the final draw to find who's the riddler amongst us...

Sir, I bear a rhyme excelling In mystic force and magic spelling Celestial sprites elucidate All my own striving cant relate

Not a riddle yet but just a word of caution: user name Adapt is sending hateful and derogatory comments. I don't know how to report it, so I thought I'd warn everyone 👑

Beepo is correct! Well done! Here's another: a man walks outside into the rain without a hat or umbrella, yet not a hair on his head gets wet, how? Good luck! Plz post your guesses below😜

Or not. The answer is simply no, it ends with 'can you answer the riddle?' no, it is impossible. The reason most Harvard students get it wrong is because they look for a logical answer.ill be back with more if yo give a 👍 in the comments please. 😜

am i just stupid or are my comments on other posts not popping up, if so how do i fix ittt

I mistakenly sexted my wife’s sister A couple years ago I was on a business trip and missing my wife. I decided to take a suggestive picture (me in my boxer briefs, clearly with a bulge and just the tip sticking out the top) and send it to my wife. We don’t usually sext but I figured she’d appreciate knowing I was thinking of her.

It was late, I was tired, and barely paying attention. I accidentally sent it to her s… Read more