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There exists a world that you can only reach between 3:30 and 3:33 am, before you travel I must advise you of a few rules,

Rule #1. No matter how lovely they are Do not pick the flowers If you do, you’ll never get rid of them.

rule #2. If you see a tall man with no face Just keep walking. Whatever you do, do not stop to look at him.

rule #3. If someone offers you tea, politely decline and keep walking, if they follow you Run. Anything is better than drinking the tea.

and rule #4, The most important of them all. Wear a watch at all times, Time is weird there and if you don’t have a clock on you time will warp into Nothingness and you won’t know when to leave.

thats all, safe travels

Little blue, be my shelter Be my cradle, be my womb Be my boat, be my river Be the stillness of the moon If I could, I'd go with you To a place I never knew In your eyes, so dark and open There's a light that leads me back to you 'Cause you're not so far away I hear you say "You'll never walk alone" Singin' Don't be afraid of the dark In your heart You're gonna find a way To carry the weight of the world On your shoulders You're gonna find a way home -the goat Jacob Collier

Yo, what's crackalakin my nigga? This ya boy EDP445, voice of the streets, and I gotta set the record straight. Now, some haters out there tryna paint me as the villain, but I'm here to spit truth straight from my soul. So, lemme address these allegations and justify that I ain't done no wrong.

First off, these accusations don't hold no weight. People sayin' I did this or that, but where's the proof? I'm innocent ti… Read more

guys i wrote a literal song

WHY (a song about my struggles)

Why am I the only one like this? Hated wherever I go, I have a long list of foes Why am I the only one like this? Hated wherever I go, I have a long list of foes

January, it started off fine February, it was good March, a stupid girl with death stares April, got a new friend group May, it was kinda bad June, Went on vacation July, I came back August, extr… Read more

@Jake and the rest of the WJE community | I made a severe and continuous lapse in my judgement, and I don’t expect to be forgiven. I’m simply here to apologize. There's a lot of things I should have done differently but I didn't. And for that, from the bottom of my heart, I am sorry. I want to apologize to the internet. For my fans who are defending my actions, please don't. I don’t deserve to be defended. My goal wi… Read more

12 people online and it’s never been more dead.............................pool

Never, Mag.lo (feat O_Super) Turbulence (Turbulence) Is more than mere disturbances Helps you learn to yearn for life To reassess your worth and shit Keep it in (Balance) Try to have a (Good time) Treat yourself and seek some help (And you'll be just fine) Turbulence (Turbulence) Is more than mere disturbances Helps you learn to yearn for life To reassess your worth and shit Keep it in (Balance) Try to have a (Good time) Don't forget to be yourself (And you'll be just fine) I'll be just fine

We were playing in the sand And you found a little band You told me you fell in love with it Hadn't gone as I planned When you had to bid adieu Said you'd never love anew I wondered if I could hold it And fall in love with it too You told me to buy a pony But all I wanted was you ?ylsuoires esnesnon koot ew fi ffo retteb eb dlrow eht t'ndluoW

in order for the germans to stop coming here, i told them to not come back here. i really hope they will listen. and whatever u guys did i said sorry for them. so please, if they ever comeback dont talk to them ignore them please. its really annoying how almost everyday theres arguing in this site and its ridiculous. so whenever they come back leave them alone, and maybe they will also leave u guys be since i told them to never come back here to avoid chaos. thats all i gotta say and ill keep u guys updated on what they said.

Uh oh, and here we go Yeah, that's Mike E. Clark And we're the Insane Clown Posse And this here is the chop chop slide If you heard something similar to this Fuck that, 'cause we the shit Juggalos, what's our signal? Whoop-whoop! That's right! Now what we gonna do is clap four times quickly and bust the signal Whoop-whoop! Whoop-whoop! Yeah, not bad, not bad But let's do it again, some of y'all were a little slow on … Read more

Are you gonna let me in? Hello? Hello?" 2:45 and the bell went off, thank God Many people think I'm odd But I talk with no one and I walk alone And I avoid sunlight with a chalky tone I get home and I don't say hi, it ain't no one there I don't care, I walk in and go right up the stairs To my room, get in bed, and just wait for dark Because that's when the real show starts Tap, tap on the glass go the piece of ass So… Read more

There are approximately 1,010,300 words in the English language, but I could never string enough words together to properly express how much I want to hit Wade with a chair.

Day one of making my word rarely to never heard; Was shit, obviously as expected. It's turning into more of an experiment that ends once the person who caused this chaos fixes it. They only have a month though, if it's not fixed by then I will spend all of my days only speaking as a last resort. I doubt anyone will read this, so if you did type your favorite fruit in the comments. I told my friend I would learn sign … Read more

Scary WJE Story: Once upon a time, in the dark underbelly of the internet, there existed a website known as WorstJokesEver (WJE). It was a virtual den of wickedness, notorious for its twisted humor and malevolent pranks. The site thrived with an insidious charm, attracting thousands of members who reveled in its evil antics. But within the shadows lurked Dagger, a formidable moderator of WJE. Dagger had once been an… Read more

I’ve never been to a funeral and tommorow I have to speak at one SOMEONE TEACH ME HOW TO FUNERAL