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yal are dryer then my lips

my friend has a pet pig named Loki

i love wasting all my money

I GOT VASELINE IN MY HAIR.

GUYS GUYS LOOK AT MY ACT SCORES BE PROUD OF ME

MY FIRST FUCKING VICTORY!!!

Eminem and Andy samberg would be the best collab in music history change my mind

Nah y is chat more dead than my grandma?

My real account npw

Hello worstjokesever.com, I’m going to try being more active on here. By the way, if you have not followed her yet Alina1 is my cousin

hello my name is benita sanchez, i am 24 years old and i love sugar daddies. i run an ant farm in canada

bro i have to sit next to the worst smelling people in my class

Well, it's the gut slingin' east-side demon creeping' out the crypt Squeeze the fruit of death, I let it bleed and drip right off my lips Creepin' through the woods, don't hide your family, bitch, it's time to dip I came to slit your throat you stupid pussy motherfuckin' bitch If you should die, before you wake, bitch, that's my soul to take You stay up late, I put your head up on a fuckin' stake So get it straight, … Read more

My screen lock is my favorite picture of my wife. When I'm on a 14-hour shift, being miserable, hating my life... I pull out my phone and gaze at the picture of my wife. Then I realize it's better here than at home with her ass.

guys when are your birthdays so i can put them in my calender

My name is Spinach

Hi my username is Sailor Moon but my real name is Linh I hope I can meet good people on here because my cousin told me about the website, she said it was good for meeting people online.

I am batman , join as my sidekick. You'll get treated right.

Is anybody going to the eclipse tomorrow? I wasn’t going at first but it turns out my girlfriend’s mom actual likes me and is going to pick me up.

MY BAT MITZVAH IS TODAY