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Lament my loss, my labour, and my pain, All ye that hear my woeful plaint and cry. If ever man might once your heart constrain To pity words of right, it should be I That since the time that youth in me did reign My pleasant years to bondage did apply, Which, as it was, I purpose to declare Whereby my friends hereafter may be ware ...

Hey guys, I’m new here but I use the German version (schlechtewitze.com) because I’m from Germany. My name there is ¥Guitar_Cat¥ too. I hope I’ll have fun here. :))))

dear @ jit why are you talking shit and abt my girl? your dumbass is talking down to girls bro that's a low level low especially when your dumbass commenting too much like a fellow ass fucking cunt so go rot in fucking hell you absolutely fat fucking piece of shit that deserves to rot in the boiler room of hell and also that is why you can't pull any bitches including DISCORD E KITTENS YOU SAD FUCKING PUSSY ASS BITCH. - sincerely @imwithstupid

Hey It's been a while since you saw my face I haven't been doing so great So I took a little break A lot of people are saying some things about me that aren't quite true Doesn't matter if it's true, though Just as long as it's entertaining to you, right? You guys having fun? All aboard the toxic gossip train Chugging down the tracks of misinformation The toxic gossip train You got a one-way ticket to manipulation station Toxic gossip train Tie me to the tracks and harass me for my past Those rumors look like facts if you don't mind the gaps I won't survive in the crash, but hey At least you're havin' fun

-A FUNNY STORY-

Do you know the funny and strange story of a woman who burned a frozen rabbit? No? Then read this. Have fun. And don't forget to comment if you liked the story or not. Please don`t write mean comments if you don`t like it. What's your opinion on the story? . . .

"This jar is full of stupid worthless things, but they’re worth something to me” - Miranda Harcourt.

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I tried getting the waiters attention by blinking in morse code. Why are you blinking so much? I got something in my eye. Here let me get it out. Sir was blinking at is this because your date is a freak? Very good then Bon Appétit