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Johnny Johnny? Yes pa pa Eating Sugar? Yes pa pa, I am eating sugar because it is the only thing i can reach and you have refused to feed me for the past 3 days. You smoke 2 packs of cigs a day and you’re mad at me for eating a little sugar. Smoking? Telling lies? Yes pa pa, you do all of those things because you’re a chronic addict.

*trump brushing his teeth as the man behind the slaughter slowly builds up trump now at the us capitol "I was somehthing or soething seeking for revenge something key fo o left th Is it me that im seeking or seeking for someone to evenew me soomethinggg its been so long Ive bin lost in something cuz the man behide the slaghter *trump starts dancing and does rock eyewll thing* ITS BEEEEN SO LONGGGGGGGGG something about something or something the man bhide the slaugther *trump dancing then spinning an shit*

I’ve been useing tgis site for awile but can somebody tell me are aconts saved to device? Do I get notifications if I make an acont? I’m ten I can’t let my hot mom see this website I’ll be deadbeat. Also can website owners ban panoply who only have bad puns I think it was better when it was all ofenceive and morbid

@That guy. Leave me alone you weirdo! *Thank god, you left.* ok I'm done with the internet for today. This is more toxic than twitter. 😭

Heres somethin that hurt i slamd my middle finger in a fire door it was spraying blood on the walls the floor it was stinging and felt like it was pulseing they got me to hospital quick. PS im in foster care

ow.. well my girlfriend just broke up with me yesterday..found out she didnt like me in the first place after 7 months, thats a kick in the damn nuts..

I mistakenly sexted my wife’s sister A couple years ago I was on a business trip and missing my wife. I decided to take a suggestive picture (me in my boxer briefs, clearly with a bulge and just the tip sticking out the top) and send it to my wife. We don’t usually sext but I figured she’d appreciate knowing I was thinking of her.

It was late, I was tired, and barely paying attention. I accidentally sent it to her s… Read more