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Why is this site filled with dumbass little kids and braindead monkey zoomers? This site is supposed to be for adult jokes made by and for respectable, civilized, humans. instead it's filled with twitter-loving consumer algorithm-fried zoomers and children. Fucking ban them already or make a containment site to filter that garbage out, we the community want to see true jokes on the front page, not "IF THIS HITS 69 LI… Read more

Note about the Report Button: "Report" reports, but since there are Several thousands of "Reports" the dev can't just see through the chaos i think. I just delete things that are disgusting or something like that, but if u can't do that, u can use the "Report" button to hide things for ur self.

I am the one, don't weigh a ton Don't need a gun to get respect up on the street (okay) Under the sun, the bastard son Will pop the Glock to feed himself and family (sheesh) By any means, your enemies my enemies We wet them up like a canteen (damn) The yellow tape surrounds the fate Don't have a face so now you late, open the gates

Great, eliminate like ElimiDate (woo) Hey, young boy had to penetrate (ooh) Face, you… Read more

the worst pain ever in school is tryna hold back a cough and when u cough it feels like u havta cough forever and then y legit start crying to u can hold the cough back

What kind of music do you all like? Personally I love pretty much any rock song from the ‘70s to 2000s. Also a great variety of pop, so pretty much just a bunch of stuff.

Hello. How are you today? I'm fine but it was also a tiring day because today was the first day of school after the autumn holidays. I was so tired at school. Just wanted to tell my day like this

Like this if you laughed.

These orphan jokes would leave them crying to their mommies if they had any.

I made a website for orphans .Unfortunately, it doesn’t have a home page.

Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.

Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call Father

Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they come back. (Clearly someone didn't come back with the milk)

Why was the orphan so successful? When they told him go big or go home, he only had one option.

What’s the only advantage of being an orphan? Nobody makes jokes about yo mamma.

Hope you had fun reading this! My friend and I laughed reading all of em!

I have diabetes. It sucks.

Imagine having to inject yourself multiple times a day, stabbing your finger with a tiny pin to get blood out of it, always shooting a dexcom patch onto your shoulder just so you can stay alive!! Well, thats my life every. single. day. You have no idea what the pain is like, being stared at during school by the entire class while injecting insulin before lunch, being stared at because your pump made a big beeping sound when I'm having a bad sugar level. It really sucks, so I just thought I'd say to everyone this one thing:

Never, ever pick on a diabetic. Because you have no idea what its like.

Some jokes on here are fucked, like my father would come back just to leave again if he knew i found these funny. Love being fucked in the head with yall

Like I say in the other comment I posted or entity sad this is not going to be solved if someone delete post just say sorry isn't that hard. And matt should take you're ability away.

So, some of you may know Clara Dao is, if you do, you would know her body type.

I have pretty much the exact same body time as her, and I found out today that a boy in my class thought I was a vegetarian because I'm so skinny, and another said that its because I'm so skinny. I just put on a fake smile and acted like it was funny. But now I can't stop thinking about it. I know its a good thing to be skinny, but it can be bad as well. Don't start drama in the comments, just answer this: Is being skinny good or bad?

P.o.v : someone calls dumb at least I'm pretty unlike u I can't even take out my trash because it looks just like u ugly ahhz

This is interesting... I'm on dagger's side because he seems to have his prioties straight. He wants peace but Caitlyn obviously is overreacting about a mispelt name and calling it "calling names" like what the fuck is that mentality other than a 12 year olds