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Bee Movie By Jerry Seinfeld

NARRATOR: (Black screen with text; The sound of buzzing bees can be heard) According to all known laws of aviation, : there is no way a bee should be able to fly. : Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. : The bee, of course, flies anyway : because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. BARRY BENSON: (Barry is picking out a shirt) Yellow, black. Y… Read more

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Arthur strolled into camp with a mischievous smirk on his face, his clothes nowhere to be found. Dutch raised an eyebrow at him, his expression a mixture of confusion and annoyance.

"What the hell are you doing, Arthur?" Dutch demanded.

"Just enjoying a little freedom, Dutch," Arthur replied with a chuckle. "Why, are you jealous?"

Dutch glared at him, crossing his arms. "Put some damn clo… Read more

what is markiplier's video with not less not more than showed on skreen with 600k likes that was made 10 moths ago

how dose a grownup go missing like i see posters of missing adults like they can but also they can also jsut leave nd ghost everyone but could be like "missing"

A man had just finished drinking at the pub yk how it goes walking besides the train tracks AND THIS WAS A SMALL VILLAGE SO NOT MUCH HAPPENED When suddenly he saw a random silver case on the side in the grass near the train tracks NOW PEOPLE HAD BEEN SEEING THIS SUIT CASE FOR A FEW WEEKS NOW but no one did anything or opened it because what if a man left it yk? cant go through someones stuff But the mans curiosity go… Read more

Hi everyone! I'm running some tests on a voting system for a variety of community activities, if you'd like to help, here's a form to fill out :)

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Someone online? I'm coming from the german version of wje πŸ˜… My profile looks the same there like here

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Goodness me, why so sad? Has something happened dear... associate? Eternal pain you say? Do you want, or NEED something to numb it? Ha! You think I can help you? What signals have I made to suggest that? That hurt your feelings? Ooh, I seem to look like I care. My apologies, I was being unclear about my emotions. You want to talk about it? Do I seem like a trustworthy person? Why, thank you! I would not say the same for you. I rarely find people trustworthy enough to tell them that.

don’t ask, i was bored okay?

β€œBye bye friends, I’ll be backβ€œ Well I’m back! Sorta. I’m not leaving tho so don’t get your dick in a twist lmao but I am going to be on less, sorta like what Ethan does. I will go back to being on normally down the line but for now I definitely need to shorten the amount of time I’m on here. I’ve been slacking in school to be on here and I need to get my priories in order. But I can’t leave fully because I am glued to this site and I love you guys(well most of you) no homo. Thank you for coming to my Ded talk.

Does the name fucking bear make me sound like a douche? I want to sound kind of slutty but not too slutty. Like it’s my stripper name...is spearmint space bar better?

Time for a fucked up story with DP! We start our story with a 2 year old child, his parents divorce and obviously split custody. The mom gets him sometimes and the dad gets him sometimes. Seems fine right? Fast forward and now the child is 8, still the same thing, back and fourth between the two parents, UNTIL..the Dad figured out that whenever the child is with the Mom, the Mom dresses him up like a girl and calls h… Read more

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This is a TEST and does not determine any final results. Should we have another mod election, which of these users would you, the community, like to win most? For the sake of the information accuracy, please don't use alts to rig the vote.