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Kris, Poppy Sucker, Donut Drawzz, Toasty, ‘n’ Thoughtless Candidates in the mod vote, it's a big mess Worst Jokes Ever burning, tensions running high But we didn't rig the mod vote, no need to cry (Chorus) We didn't rig the mod vote It's a battle of ideas, let the best one promote We didn't rig the mod vote Fair and square, may the most deserving get afloat (Verse 2) Thoughtless promises order, rules and regulation P… Read more
Lock eyes from across the room Down my drink while the rhythms boom Take your hand and skip the names No need here for the silly games Make our way through the smoke and crowd The club is the sky, and I'm on your cloud Move in close as the lasers fly Our bodies touch and the angels cry Leave this place, go back to yours Our lips first touch outside your doors A whole night, what we've got in store Whisper in my ear t… Read more
id switch to light mode before following jakeism
Some die in the dark so others can live in the light
“This is the message we have heard from him and proclaim to you, that God is light, and in him is no darkness at all.”
Boys and girls, it’s nighty-night time! Happy Jake the clown has a nursery rhyme :)
It’s about the boogie woogie man, keep your light on as long as you can. ‘Cause when it cuts off, so does your head! Boogie woogie woogie waits under your bed with a shank, splah! Up through the bottom! Little Jimmy Jimmy? GOT ‘EM!
The year was 2022. In a dark corner of the internet, there existed worstjokesever.com, a website filled with the most cringe-worthy jokes one could imagine. Among the members, a deeply disturbed individual named Ashton Parks roamed freely, lurking in the shadows. However, unbeknownst to the other users, Ashton's presence spun a horrifying web that extended far beyond the world of jokes.
Ashton, with his cunning ways… Read more
Harry potter-Book 4-Chapter 32-page 638 "kill the spare" A swishing noise and a second voice, which screeched the words to the night: "Avada Kedavra!" A blast of green light blazed through Harry's eyelids, and he heard something heavy fall to the ground beside him; the pain in his scar reached such a pitch that he reached. and then it diminished; terrified of what he was about to see, he opened his stinging eyes. Cedric was lying spread-eagled on the ground beside him. He was dead. That.. I. Made me cry...
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Is it bad that when i'm at my mom's house the upstairs bathroom is my safe place? I will sit on a pillow with the door shut and locked with the lights turned off and I will listen to music at full volume to just get away from everything...
Dear Worst Jokes Ever,
I sit here with a heavy heart, tears streaming down my face, as I write this farewell letter to you. Our time spent together has brought both laughter and despair, but alas, it is time for me to bid you adieu.
From the moment I stumbled upon your twisted humor, I thought I had found my home, a sanctuary for those who appreciate the darkest corners of comedy. Oh, how we laughed, or rather, how… Read more
Sorry I havent been on Aaden nd V, I wont be on until after the tree-lighting again so idk when and if or, or ill be back but hope yall had a nice past two days
Little blue, be my shelter Be my cradle, be my womb Be my boat, be my river Be the stillness of the moon If I could, I'd go with you To a place I never knew In your eyes, so dark and open There's a light that leads me back to you 'Cause you're not so far away I hear you say "You'll never walk alone" Singin' Don't be afraid of the dark In your heart You're gonna find a way To carry the weight of the world On your shoulders You're gonna find a way home -the goat Jacob Collier
Are you gonna let me in? Hello? Hello?" 2:45 and the bell went off, thank God Many people think I'm odd But I talk with no one and I walk alone And I avoid sunlight with a chalky tone I get home and I don't say hi, it ain't no one there I don't care, I walk in and go right up the stairs To my room, get in bed, and just wait for dark Because that's when the real show starts Tap, tap on the glass go the piece of ass So… Read more
Moon, a hole of light Through the big top tent up high Here before and after me Shining down on me
Moon, tell me if I could Send up my heart to you So, when I die, which I must do Could it shine down here with you?
'Cause my love is mine, all mine I love, my, my, mine Nothing in the world belongs to me But my love, mine, all mine, all mine
My baby here on Earth Showed me what my heart was worth So, when it comes to be my turn Could you shine it down here for her?
'Cause my love is mine, all mine I love, my, my, mine Nothing in the world belongs to me But my love, mine, all mine Nothing in the world is mine for free But my love, mine, all mine, all mine
A SCARY WJE HORROR STORY ABOUT DAGGER (Part 2) Dagger discreetly entered the run down, filthy house, a vile smell filling his nostrils The eerie silence engulfed him as Dagger stood outside BlackHumorKing's door, his trembling hand gripping his namesake dagger. The door creaked open, revealing the unsuspecting jester within. The bright computer light gave Dagger a good view of the degenerate stealing his thunder. He … Read more
A SCARY WJE HORROR STORY ABOUT DAGGER Once upon a time, in the depths of the internet, there was a site called WJE - Worst Jokes Ever. It was a place where the darkest and most twisted humor lived, a haven for those who found twisted delight in sharing their morbid sense of amusement. One year prior, a man named Dagger (after his love for the ornate weapons) stumbled upon this sinister community, unbeknownst to him t… Read more
Im going to explain how it feels to be strangled to death First, you feel the pressure in your throat your eyes water and you start to taste something very very sour in your mouth then it's like someone lights a match right in the middle of your chest and that fire grows it fills your lungs, mussels, and your throat and all the way behind your eyes and finally that fire turns to ice like pins and needles of ice are sticking into your fingers, feet, arms, you see stars than darkness and the last thing you feel is cold
Hahahahaha Tank God Ayy, ayy I've been fuckin' hoes and poppin' pillies Man, I feel just like a rockstar (ayy, ayy) All my brothers got that gas And they always be smokin' like a Rasta Fuckin' with me, call up on a Uzi And show up, man, them the shottas When my homies pull up on your block They make that thing go grrra-ta-ta-ta (ta, pow, pow, pow, ayy, ayy) Switch my whip, came back in black I'm startin' sayin', "Res… Read more
Your momma so fat when god said let there be light he asked her to move.