my body hurts and the amount of times i got slapped on the ass just isn't even funny anymore

WHO TF IS PRETENDING TO BE ME ALL WEEKEND... I HAVE BEEN CAMPING ALL WEEKEND I HAVE PROOF, I HAVENT HAD INTERNET ALL WEEKEND ALSO MY PHONE DOESNT WORK AND I HAVENT BEEN ON HERE IN ALMOST A WEEK? SO WHOEVER TF IS TRYING TO BE ME PLEASE HOP OFF MY DICK AND STOP DOING THIS BS?