JAKE ARE U THE ALTIMITE RIDDLER? IF U DARE TRY HERE IS A SUPER HARD RIDDLE A man who was outside in the rain without an umbrella or hat didn’t get a single hair on his head wet. Why?

A man lives on the tenth floor of a building. Everyday, he goes on the elevator and goes down to the lobby and out the door to work. At the end of the day, he goes back to lobby, and goes up to the 7th floor, then walks the extra 3 floors, unless its raining, then he goes up to the 10th floor. Why does he do this?

I'm incredibly bored with nothing to do so I'm gonna say this:

What do you guys think the best chocolates known to man kind are?

Here are some of my fave's:

~Tim tams

~Cherry ripes

~Milky way

~Caramilk

~Freddo frogs

~Snickers

~Mars bar

Hmmm, what else? 😜

To all of the people who have called me ugly:

Your opinion on my looks doesn't change my personality. I may be ugly, I may be a disgrace to look at, but I don't care. You're not the judge of what is beautiful, so fuck off. I know I'm ugly, and having so many people tell me this has made my self esteem image 100 times worse. So I hope you can all sleep well knowing that you ruined my image of myself.

And you're right. I am ugly.

GENESIS 6 Wickedness in the World 1When human beings began to increase in number on the earth and daughters were born to them, 2the sons of God saw that the daughters of humans were beautiful, and they married any of them they chose. 3Then the Lord said, “My Spirit will not contend with humans forever, for they are mortal; their days will be a hundred and twenty years.” 4The Nephilim were on the earth in those days—a… Read more

With Halloween just around the corner (or already happening for many people), I found it fitting to conclude this series of questions with one relating to the holiday. And so, here it is:

What is your FAVORITE CANDY? Which one makes your eyes light up when you look into your bag? Which one makes your tongue tingle in excitement? There seems to be a lot of location variance on here so I’m very interested in seeing the replies!!

Look Cacey, I'm not necessarily MAD or UPSET or ANYTHING like that with you, I'm just... Idk what the word is if I'm being honest. I'm dealing with my 🩸 and Its not easy. Sorry x

GENESIS 5 From Adam to Noah 1This is the written account of Adam’s family line. When God created mankind, he made them in the likeness of God. 2He created them male and female and blessed them. And he named them “Mankind” when they were created. 3When Adam had lived 130 years, he had a son in his own likeness, in his own image; and he named him Seth. 4After Seth was born, Adam lived 800 years and had other sons and d… Read more

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Why is this site filled with dumbass little kids and braindead monkey zoomers? This site is supposed to be for adult jokes made by and for respectable, civilized, humans. instead it's filled with twitter-loving consumer algorithm-fried zoomers and children. Fucking ban them already or make a containment site to filter that garbage out, we the community want to see true jokes on the front page, not "IF THIS HITS 69 LI… Read more

Hi Jake, just so you know, Cacey was trolling you. She isn't "In love" with you, and she isn't moving. Sorry Jake 💔😶