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1 2, buckle my shoe! 3 4, buckle some more! 5 6, Nike kicks! 7 8, you gained some more weight! 9 10, you are a BIG FAT HEN! *My version*

You me, gas station..what are we having for dinner? sushi ofc, uh oh looks like there was a roofie in our gas station sushi, we black out and wake up in the sewers were surrounded by fish, horny fish, you know what that means FISH ORGY, the stench draws in a bear, what are we going to do.. WERE GONNA FIGHT IT. Bear fight, bear handed, bear...naked? oh yes please. we befriend the bear after beating it in a brawl, we r… Read more

ITS EITHER FRUIT OR JAKE I CANT REMEMBER, BUT- WE WERE PLAYING FORTNITE TOGETHER IN A LOBBY WITH A BUNCH OF UR FRIENDS IG, AND I KEPT GETTING KICKED OUT, I COULDNT TELL U IT WUZ ME, BC MY MIC ISNT WORKing FOr SOME UNGoDly ReASon- im cassnova32 btw

You. Me. Gas station. What are we getting for dinner? Sushi of course. Uh oh! There was a roofie in our gas station sushi. We black out and wake up in a sewer surrounded by fish. Horny fish. You know what that means. Fish orgy. The stench draws in a bear. What do we do? We're gonna fight it. Bear fight. Bare handed. Bare, naked? Oh, yes please. We befriend the bear after we beat it in a brawl and ride it into a Chuck… Read more

Boston State of mind by K!ller

Yeah, yeah Ayo, My girl, it's time. It's time, My girl (aight, My girl, begin). Straight out the sexy dungeons of rap.

The towel drops deep as does my handbag. I never drink, 'cause to drink is the Brother of drag. Beyond the walls of spoons, life is defined. I think of hope when I'm in a Boston state of mind.

Hope the drag got some lag. My tag don't like no dirty bag. Run up to the … Read more

Wheres the stig? I've come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass, and I'm all out of bubblegum

ow.. well my girlfriend just broke up with me yesterday..found out she didnt like me in the first place after 7 months, thats a kick in the damn nuts..