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nahhh i got chili in my eye at school (we were making food) and my eye died fr and my teacher had to give me medicine spray 😭 and i couldn’t start to cry for some reason. don’t ever get chili stuff in your eye, it’s painful as heck

Sometimes I want to put that knife to my neck when my parents aren’t home because I feel like I am not enough and I should fucking be perfect because if I am not I get humiliated,screamed at and so much more then I remember I have so much to live for so if you are fighting feeling to kill yourself rember your not alone I was there too

anybody want some ducks ( grabs a duck and presents it it back flips in my hand towards my face ) oh sh- (it spits fire in my face) I AM FIREPROOF!!!!

I goddamn dad poured milk on me now I can’t get my fucking hair un tangled he will fucking pay he’s a no life fucking bitch

HEAD SO GOOD, SHE A HONOR ROLL. SHE RIDE DICK LIKE A CARNIVAL, I DONE DID THE IMPOSSIBLE 🙏

Opal... I'm sorry for everything but... I just want us to get along but you don't soo... I'm leaving this world, I've had enough of people hating me when i come onlne so i'm leaving Goodbye bitches, see u in another life...

Okay, I need to clarify things since apparently some people don't know how to read. The mod vote will consist of THREE PRE-CHOSEN CANDIDATES who have each been nominated by a mod. NOBODY IS "RUNNING," NOBODY NEEDS TO APPLY. The post I made was to REGISTER to be a VOTER.

***IF YOU WANT TO BE ABLE TO VOTE YOU NEED TO FOLLOW THE STEPS ON THAT POST. MESSAGE ME PRIVATELY IF YOU HAVE ANY QUESTIONS***

https://worstjokesever.com/community/p/65e1f5e16dfbf9f368e8bf99

Recovering from surgery. I look like I’m high because the anaesthesia on half my face hasn’t worn off yet

Hey! Anything I can you, you can't do it as well as me. Try me. I will do anything. I can do anything from writing a 100-page essay, with each page being a different language, to mowing your lawn perfectly for only 1 dollar! How does that sound? Well, try me.

I have a friend who had been going through something, i really want to help him. I cant really explain much though because its his personal business, but please sign this to help him. https://chng.it/YJD7CqHWDv

I'm tryna line a headshot (okay) Catch a few collaterals like Deadshot (haha, haha) I let the flesh rot (wassup?) Chop him down until I see his legs drop (haha, haha, okay)