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you're standing alone outside in the rain at night. Two portals suddenly open in front of you. In one you can see a beautiful sky world and in the other a dark place with many forests and cliffs. In each portal a man now stands and asks you if you want to join their world and fight against the other world to protect your own world. The man in the dark portal is wearing leather clothes and is about thirty years old, the person in the portal next to him is wearing white robes and also has a golden sword. But he doesn't seem particularly likeable to you. which world will you join? What do they offer you and what will you do after entering the portal?

I'm Gabe's (Mid-Western Motherfucker) old friend from when he visited toronto in the 2000's. I would like to say that you all changed him very much, when we met he was grumpy terrifying and rude, but in recent times he was happier and talking about you guys. My honest thanks for helping him be a better man and my apologies for his passing, I hope you will all remember him. (If you don't believe me he had his account saved on his fridge door and I will comment from his account on this post)

I heard a joke once: Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world. Doctor says: 'Treatment is simple. The great clown - Pagliacci - is in town. Go see him. That should pick you up.' Man bursts into tears, says 'But doctor... I am Pagliacci.' Good joke. Everybody laugh. Roll on snare drum. Curtains.

There exists a world that you can only reach between 3:30 and 3:33 am, before you travel I must advise you of a few rules,

Rule #1. No matter how lovely they are Do not pick the flowers If you do, you’ll never get rid of them.

rule #2. If you see a tall man with no face Just keep walking. Whatever you do, do not stop to look at him.

rule #3. If someone offers you tea, politely decline and keep walking, if they follow you Run. Anything is better than drinking the tea.

and rule #4, The most important of them all. Wear a watch at all times, Time is weird there and if you don’t have a clock on you time will warp into Nothingness and you won’t know when to leave.

thats all, safe travels

Shut up boy you look like a velociraptor in a clogged toilet bowl! Bruh you look like an off brand Ben 10 character! Nah you ain’t Ben 10 you Steven 9! Get yo ass back boy, you look like you got expelled for barking at yo lunch lady! Shut yo ass up boy, you ain’t from Jurassic Park, you came from the prehistoric playground! Get yo ass out boy you like Clifford the big red dog’s fossil! Boy what are you talking about … Read more

JS TO LET YALL KNOW "LIL AG3.0 ACCOUNT" IS NOT THE REAL LIL AG, HE TEXTED ME ON DISC THAT THAT'S NOT HIM.

I saw some fat 'groid walking down the street and I told him "so is it a boy or a girl?" the fat fuck tried to chase after me and nearly had a heart attack

Sooooo update time!!

About a week ago, I made a post about how my crush didn't like me.

Turns put he does!!! I asked him out on friday, and he likes me back!! I'm so glad! Life's finally starting to turn around for me! (In a good way).

I'm on the internet, posing as a little girl I'm tryin' to lure evil into my world I tell them that I'm curious, and I'm only twelve Mom and Dad are gone for the day; I'm by myself Buckets of throw up are next to my computer Hopin' that they show up, 'cause what I'm about to do to them Would make the Devil sick: I sharpen my blade Frontin' to this perv like I'm only in the seventh grade The doorbell rings, I gotta ge… Read more

Everyone, @joe and the hoe got to go is Ashton Parkes. He’s rejoining the site and wants to start doing better, so please treat him as you would any other member. If anything happens, message me directly rather than escalating thing on the site, and I will handle it.

Poll

Do you guys like Dagger?(Some of you love him, others hate him, so I’m curious)